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luvmyboat
10-19-2007, 01:12 PM
1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water and have both lids up.
3. Find the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. (You may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape.) The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from your toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for anything they can find.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a Power Washand Rinse, which I have found to be quite effective.
6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The now clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.
Sincerely,
The Dog

uLtRADeNniS
10-19-2007, 04:05 PM
haha

photo chick
10-19-2007, 04:32 PM
That is bad....very very bad! :)

OCMerrill
10-19-2007, 05:18 PM
LOL Bad.:)

Kim Hanson
10-19-2007, 05:50 PM
That is bad....very very bad! :)
That is funny..so quit being a pussy about it ;) :D ............( . )( . )...........

BoatPI
10-19-2007, 05:52 PM
Bathing a dog...a large bassett to be exact, aka Maggie

~FM
10-19-2007, 06:09 PM
Bathing a dog...a large bassett to be exact, aka Maggie
That poor dog is obviously terrified! :D
The cat bathing - in practice I'd be upset to witness that (poor cat! :( ), but reading it makes me laugh every time! :D

BoatPI
10-19-2007, 07:38 PM
Maggie gets a bath every week, and tomorrow is D-Day again for the hound.