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10-19-2007, 02:58 PM
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Grilled Republican: $100.00
Baked Democrat: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Politicians?'
The waiter replied: "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Grilled Republican: $100.00
Baked Democrat: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Politicians?'
The waiter replied: "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."