† ***boat Confessional †

[Cheap Thrills]

Here's your chance to spill the beans and ask forgiveness or just get it out in the open.
Go Ahead. It'll feel good.
I'll start.
I occasionally start dead threads that head nowhere. :D
T.

[Mardonzi]

I snuck into the Halloween candy and blamed it on the dog.....

[Baja Big Dog]

I sharded!!!

[Mattman]

I watched the movie Knocked Up today. I laughed so hard I have to admit, I pee'd a little.:)

[Mrs.Racer277]

Some times I jack threads:confused: :) ;)

[KineticoH20]

Sometimes late at night I dress up like Donna Summers and sing Last Dance:sqeyes:

[XtrmWakeborder]

I'm still drunk from last night/this morning ugh....:)

[Daddy_G]

I wish pot was legal and lying was a crime!
So I could honestly get stoned. :messedup:

[maxwedge]

I accidently shoplifted a small chrome water valve from the hardware store the other day. Just kinda put it in my pocket without thinking and forgot all about it until 6 hous later. Oops.

[burtandnancy2]

That OK, Max, we'll all get to see it on the security cam...

[thatguy]

Sometimes late at night I dress up like Donna Summers and sing Last Dance:sqeyes:
With the heels?

[My Man's Sportin' Wood]

I laugh out loud when BnB gets upset.

[YeLLowBoaT]

I lie to myself every time I fill up the truck...

[riverracerx]

I have to come clean on this one...... (http://www.moviewavs.com/php/sounds/?id=bst&media=MP3S&type=Movies&movie=Talladega_Nights_The_Ballad_Of_Ricky_Bobby&quote=mikehoncho.txt&file=mikehoncho.mp3)

[V-DRIVE VIDEO]

Sometimes I entertertain myself at the expense other forum members.
But only when I'm bored!!! :D

[Mardonzi]

I have to come clean on this one...... (http://www.moviewavs.com/php/sounds/?id=bst&media=MP3S&type=Movies&movie=Talladega_Nights_The_Ballad_Of_Ricky_Bobby&quote=mikehoncho.txt&file=mikehoncho.mp3)
Way to go Mike!!!:2purples:

[CARLSON-JET]

I cheated with Maxwedges wife.... :devil: :devil:
Sorry Max.. But I feel better now that the truth is out... :D

[djunkie]

Sorry if I nailed any of your hot wives. :D :D

[topless]

Gee, I can't think of anything.:confused: :idea:

[Cheap Thrills]

I just took 1/4 of an Apple Pie, yep a whole quarter of a whole pie heated it up with a big slab of butter on top. Then put it in a bowl and covered it with a quart Vanilla Ice Cream.
I ate it all and want some more but feel guilty for being a pig the first round. :p
Damn it was goooood
T.
edit:I lied, it was half quart.

[thatguy]

I am a lesbian.............trapped in a mans body.
Tommy

[Flyinbowtie]

I have removed all of the "DO NOT REMOVE" tags from the furniture in my house.
Every damn one of them.

[Xlration Marine]

Well some times I'm an a--hole. Ok Ok, jeez. I'm always an A--HOLE. Please forgive. I'm sure all of you are great people. I would like to meet the ones that don't want to kick my AZZ. Well back to looking for my halloweeny duds, it's a giant condum. LOL. Hold on was I suposed to lie???

[GHT]

Okay.... I... I... I......
Oh, never mind.. I just don't know what to say...
I think HB is great and I am very happy for all of the experiences and friends it has brought into my life (both good and bad).
I love ya'll Man!..
:)
Now for another drink...
Hey who's in Havasu tonight?

[Phat Matt]

I killed a man once just to see him bleed.

[Cheap Thrills]

I don't lift the toilet seat and giggle a little when I spray. :D
T.

[Jbb]

I killed a man once just to see him bleed.
You too?....:p

[Phat Matt]

You too?....:p
You should never go hunting alone. :eek:

[27 Awesome cat]

I just took a shit and left the toilet paper roll empty:D

[Phat Matt]

I just took a shit and left the toilet paper roll empty:D
At least you didn't use a clear plastic cup. :eek:

[Jbb]

I "Rick Rolled"......a number of forums....:D

[27 Awesome cat]

At least you didn't use a clear plastic cup. :eek:
What did u do with the cup after?:confused:

[HM]

I "Rick Rolled"......a number of forums....:D
Sometimes when it is late at night, I Rick Roll myself...over and over. And I moan like a wildebeest.

[Jbb]

Sometimes when it is late at night, I Rick Roll myself...over and over. And I moan like a wildebeest.
Never gonna let you down.........:)

[AZJD]

I have wanted to get banned for 2 years!
Full moon,you never know what I could do tonite!:D:devil:

[GHT]

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FOK RICK ROLL all you bastards keep getting me!!:mad:
:D

[Kilrtoy]

Sorry if I nailed any of your hot wives. :D :D
Im sure you are not alone in that category

[Phat Matt]

What did u do with the cup after?:confused:
I didn't do anything. But you could learn more here. :D
http://www.***boat.com/forums/showthread.php?t=168282

[27 Awesome cat]

I didn't do anything. But you could learn more here. :D
http://www.***boat.com/forums/showthread.php?t=168282So you left the cup on the counter?
I was to late to see it:mad: :mad: :mad:

[Phat Matt]

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[Cheap Thrills]

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Geezas ... The Confessional is infested with bugz.
Lettuice pray. uh
Oh lard uh pleaze take deez bugz away uh .
A man na
T.

[27 Awesome cat]

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LMFAO:D
I just took a leak on my neighbors lawn

[ThongMagnet]

Gee, I can't think of anything.:confused: :idea: So your still not going to fess to the Jordy thing:idea: :idea: :idea: :D

[ThongMagnet]

I have wanted to get banned for 2 years!
Full moon,you never know what I could do tonite!:D:devil:
What....and miss the winter season:eek: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop:

[Cheap Thrills]

I've bought 7 watches off ebay this month :eek:
I have an ebay problem. I think it's as bad a gambling.
T.

[27 Awesome cat]

I've bought 7 watches off ebay this month :eek:
I have an ebay problem. I think it's as bad a gambling.
T.
And you have no clue what time it is:D

[Her454]

I pee'd in somebody's swimming pool when I was little.
...................And there was NO RED DYE to rat me out. :D

[Cheap Thrills]

And you have no clue what time it is:D
Half past a monkey's ass . It's the weekend. have a beer. :D
T.

[~FM]

I actually do sleep sometimes. :o

[Cheap Thrills]

I actually do sleep sometimes. :o
:idea:
T.

[hoolign]

I upgraded my playoy TV and haven't been able to find a suitable cheeto stain remover...:mad:

[27 Awesome cat]

Half past a monkey's ass . It's the weekend. have a beer. :D
T.
And if a frog had wings it would not drag its ass in the mud:D

[PaPaG]

I denied cutting the cheese when I actually did and blamed it on the dog :jawdrop:

[Cheap Thrills]

And if a frog had wings it would not drag its ass in the mud:D
If he was coming in hot he would :D Kneeeee Deeep zoooom splat at at as he skids to a stop.....
No confession for me at the moment... I'll think of one shortly though..........
T.

[Boozer]

I spent WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY to much money at the strip club last night.