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Her454
10-27-2007, 04:09 PM
WELFARE CHECK
A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.
He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE
drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the
counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very
wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your
clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected
to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to
satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the
garage."
"The salary is $200,000 a year." The guy, wide-eyed, said, "You're bullsh*'n'
me!"
The social worker said, "Yeah, well . . . you started it."

maxwedge
10-27-2007, 04:16 PM
Lmao :D

vee-driven
10-27-2007, 06:41 PM
Thats a black joke!