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OverKill
10-28-2007, 04:47 PM
You rip a big FART while sitting next to her?? I guess there would be certain levels of stink right. Worse it smells the bigger the??
OverKill

27 Awesome cat
10-28-2007, 04:49 PM
The question should be "What do you say when your wife rips one":D :D

My Man's Sportin' Wood
10-28-2007, 04:51 PM
I usually say, "Jesus Christ! Did you just sh!t yourself?!"
:D

OverKill
10-28-2007, 04:52 PM
I usually say, "Jesus Christ! Did you just sh!t yourself?!"
:D
That would have to be a Bean fart right??:D . IMO pizza and beer is the worse.
OverKill

OGShocker
10-28-2007, 04:53 PM
"Did you go to In n Out without me"?

OverKill
10-28-2007, 04:53 PM
The question should be "What do you say when your wife rips one":D :D
Mine usually runs to the rest room. I said just let it go here Christ I do.

OverKill
10-28-2007, 04:55 PM
Update
Any of you had a peson fart on a wet seat in the boat? It just sounds like it hurts
OverKill

75 spectra V-drive
10-28-2007, 05:16 PM
She is so used to it she doesnt say anything,unless its really bad then she just calls me a pig.:devil:

RitcheyRch
10-28-2007, 05:17 PM
My gf does the same thing. Sometimes ask her if it makes her hot.
She is so used to it she doesnt say anything,unless its really bad then she just calls me a pig.:devil:

Cheap Thrills
10-28-2007, 05:19 PM
That would have to be a Bean fart right??:D . IMO pizza and beer is the worse.
OverKill
Beer and Pickled Eggs. crowd pleasers :D
T.

MR.rvrluvr
10-28-2007, 05:25 PM
a short list
"oh thats attractive"
" wow i want to jump right into bed with you now"
"you're grose"
the best farts are after eating:
wasabi
western bacon cheese burgers
quarter pounder with cheese
been buritos for del taco

78Anthonyjet
10-28-2007, 05:38 PM
You rip a big FART while sitting next to her?? I guess there would be certain levels of stink right. Worse it smells the bigger the??
OverKill
Better question is what does she say when you fart in bed and fluff the covers, or pull them up over her head?

OverKill
10-28-2007, 05:39 PM
a short list
"oh thats attractive"
" wow i want to jump right into bed with you now"
"you're grose"
the best farts are after eating:
wasabi
western bacon cheese burgers
quarter pounder with cheese
been buritos for del taco
And your called the RIVER LUVER??:D :idea: . Smells funny to me.

Wet Dream
10-28-2007, 05:43 PM
Usually, I get a shaking of the head if I really let it go. If its a silent killer, she'll ask if it was me or one of the dogs. The answer is usually in my smirk. :D The good ones are the Dutch oven treatments, the sheets over the head. :D

OverKill
10-28-2007, 05:48 PM
Better question is what does she say when you fart in bed and fluff the covers, or pull them up over her head?
I will have to try that one, sounds like fun.

boatsnblondes
10-28-2007, 05:52 PM
Sorry, I try not to fart around her if I can help it....but when I do, she slugs me in the arm...:(
Brown at work......
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Mrs. Wood at work......
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Havaskank at work.....
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ahhell
10-28-2007, 05:55 PM
Hell, I cant even say the word FART without being told Im gross, but if she lets off a ripper its a cute little giggle and a "SEE... You would have done the same thing"
I dont get it:confused:
btw, home brew or unfiltered beer will perk up some good nose aroma...even makes the dog pay attention:D

3 daytona`s
10-28-2007, 05:57 PM
do you feel your farts are not that bad?:)

HocusPocus
10-28-2007, 06:32 PM
as crazy as it sounds, my farts don't stink but they can be very loud. on the other hand my wife is silent but deadly!!! OMG!!!!!

probablecause
10-28-2007, 06:34 PM
Personnally, I don't care what she thinks. As long as I am bringing home the bacon, the princess can hear a couple of farts.

Faceaz
10-28-2007, 06:48 PM
I just blame it on the dog.

Pheelin Phroggy
10-28-2007, 06:54 PM
"damnnnnnnn, would you please warn me so I can move my head out of your lap!!"

Cheap Thrills
10-28-2007, 07:07 PM
do you feel your farts are not that bad?:)
Everybody enjoys their own brand :D
T.

topless
10-28-2007, 07:08 PM
When we were kids....about 10 or so, there was a kid across that used to hang out with us. One time we were sitting in this cave that was on the mountain behind our house and he says, "don't your farts kinda smell good?" We still laugh about it today. Keat Wilkens, you will never live that down.

Trailer Park Casanova
10-29-2007, 06:09 AM
Cupids chili hot dogs with a Papaya drink will clear the street when it repeats.
Chili Fatburger/egg is a dandy too.

Ziggy
10-29-2007, 09:16 AM
She's so used to me by now, but comments will come if she has one that might compete with one of my doosies :D

voodoomedman
10-29-2007, 09:34 AM
This isn't a wife story but still very funny.
We were gassing up my boat at Safeway in Havasu and the girls and kids were in the truck and I was in the boat. So with nobody around my father in law drops one thinking nobody would know but he didn't see the lady gassing up her car on the other side of the pump we were on. Nonchalantly the lady just says "Thank God I wasn't smoking". Always laugh about it and now everytime he let's one I drop that comment.

jbone
10-29-2007, 12:08 PM
This reminds me of a funny commercial. "I felt it."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMVfx-JQuCo