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OGShocker
03-02-2006, 12:28 PM
I don't understand. After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses, I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker maybe a 12 pack on weekends.
Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day she came home from grocery shopping and when I looked at the receipt and saw $45 in makeup. I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"
She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."
I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"
I don't think she'll be back..:D:D:D

acatitude
03-02-2006, 12:36 PM
Lmao

Mr. Pixilated
03-02-2006, 12:36 PM
FUNNY, I'LL DRINK TO THAT.... :p :p :p

Her454
03-02-2006, 12:54 PM
Thats cute...............

OGShocker
03-02-2006, 03:49 PM
Thats cute...............
Hey Traci,
Did you open this thread because you thought I was back on the "Market"? :crossx: