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RitcheyRch
11-09-2007, 08:02 AM
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the
thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson
& Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock
your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not
be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your
favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now,
carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become
chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins. Take out th e literature from the box and
read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a
statement:
"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally
tested and then sanitized ".
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,"I am so glad I do
not work in thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson."
HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB
THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE Butt THAN YOURS!