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voodoomedman
11-09-2007, 11:43 AM
You are stuck in a sealed metal box with no doors or windows any exit of the sort. You only have a knife and an orange with you. How do you get out?

boatsntoys
11-09-2007, 12:00 PM
You are stuck in a sealed metal box with no doors or windows any exit of the sort. You only have a knife and an orange with you. How do you get out?
Ok, give me a hint. Is this some kind of Logic, physics, or Mcgiver answer?
Help me out here peeps, I got to get back to work.

voodoomedman
11-09-2007, 12:16 PM
Ok, give me a hint. Is this some kind of Logic, physics, or Mcgiver answer?
Help me out here peeps, I got to get back to work.
Mathematics. Not decimals.

maxwedge
11-09-2007, 12:23 PM
Call me stupid, but I'm gonna try pounding on the box and yelling for help at this point.:D

Kachina26
11-09-2007, 12:25 PM
You are stuck in a sealed metal box with no doors or windows any exit of the sort. You only have a knife and an orange with you. How do you get out?
what kind of metal? How thick is the metal? How is the metal joined? And how do I get what out? Me out of the box, juice out of the orange?

voodoomedman
11-09-2007, 12:25 PM
Call me stupid, but I'm gonna try pounding on the box and yelling for help at this point.:D
Stupid. :D

voodoomedman
11-09-2007, 12:27 PM
what kind of metal? How thick is the metal? How is the metal joined? And how do I get what out? Me out of the box, juice out of the orange?
The box is Steel and the walls are 10 feet thick and it is all forged. How do you get out of the box. If it helps the box is on a treadmill.

Havasu1986
11-09-2007, 12:28 PM
Is it a UPS box....:eek: :D

voodoomedman
11-09-2007, 12:31 PM
Is it a UPS box....:eek: :D
Nope. I could only wish that shippers would use boxes sturdy enough to protect their boolits in transport. :D

boatsntoys
11-09-2007, 12:32 PM
I am new here! Are the other forums here geared more toward the mentally handicapped? If so, tell me which one. I need to hang out there, get my ego boosted back up.
Geeeeezzzz, I can't even answer my own riddles, much less yours:confused:

LhcBrad
11-09-2007, 12:33 PM
you peel the orange and just hope the acid from it it corrodes the box before you die

voodoomedman
11-09-2007, 12:34 PM
I am new here! Are the other forums here geared more toward the mentally handicapped? If so, tell me which one. I need to hang out there, get my ego boosted back up.
Geeeeezzzz, I can't even answer my own riddles, much less yours:confused:
Alright here is the answer.
Take the knife and cut the orange down the middle. You now have to halves. Put the two halves together and you have a (w)hole. Put the hole in the wall and crawl out.

LhcBrad
11-09-2007, 12:36 PM
Makes total sense now

Kachina26
11-09-2007, 12:37 PM
Alright here is the answer.
Take the knife and cut the orange down the middle. You now have to halves. Put the two halves together and you have a (w)hole. Put the hole in the wall and crawl out.
Why do you have to cut the orange in half? You had a whole one to start with.

boatsntoys
11-09-2007, 12:37 PM
Alright here is the answer.
Take the knife and cut the orange down the middle. You now have to halves. Put the two halves together and you have a (w)hole. Put the hole in the wall and crawl out.
OH MAN!!!!!!!!!!!:yuk:

LhcBrad
11-09-2007, 12:39 PM
You have One lantern with fuel in it and One stack of wood with paper to get it going to keep warm in the woods and you only have only One match which one do you lite first?

voodoomedman
11-09-2007, 12:39 PM
Why do you have to cut the orange in half? You had a whole one to start with.
Okay peanut gallery.

Sleek-Jet
11-09-2007, 12:42 PM
At first I thought this said a riddle for boatsandblondes...
I was going to say, why would we want him to get out, and whom ever put him in there gets free beer for life... :D

Kachina26
11-09-2007, 12:42 PM
You have One lantern with fuel in it and One stack of wood with paper to get it going to keep warm in the woods and you only have only One match which one do you lite first?
The match:D

LhcBrad
11-09-2007, 12:42 PM
Yep!!!!!!

Instigators
11-09-2007, 12:43 PM
Alright here is the answer.
Take the knife and cut the orange down the middle. You now have to halves. Put the two halves together and you have a (w)hole. Put the hole in the wall and crawl out.
Who the fock are you? Roger Rabitt or Bugs Bunny?:idea: Either way, I'm Elmer Fudd and I'm gonna shoot your smart azz.:D :devil:

Kachina26
11-09-2007, 12:45 PM
Yep!!!!!!
Then I'm gonna light a fart:sqeyes:

cxr133
11-09-2007, 01:09 PM
The box is Steel and the walls are 10 feet thick and it is all forged. How do you get out of the box. If it helps the box is on a treadmill.
OHH SHIT...... first i need to add to the equation if the box will fly or not!!!
this might take awhile

bunny 166
11-09-2007, 01:10 PM
Who the fock are you? Roger Rabitt or Bugs Bunny?:idea: Either way, I'm Elmer Fudd and I'm gonna shoot your smart azz.:D :devil:
Hey, leave me outta this--I am no good at riddles..... :rolleyes:

DeltaSigBoater
11-09-2007, 01:10 PM
I was gonna say eat the orange, slit your throat before you run out of air, and you'll get out whenever someone is able to cut through 10' of forged steel :rolleyes:

voodoomedman
11-09-2007, 01:11 PM
I got a lot of loose boolits that the UPS man dropped off.
Rio
:D :D :D

voodoomedman
11-09-2007, 01:15 PM
Forgot to add, they shoot just fine!:D
Rio
Remind me to never ever go shooting or hunting with you unless I have a higher caliber weapon with me. :D