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topless
11-09-2007, 12:15 PM
A man lives on the 14th floor of an apartment building. Every morning he gets into the elevator and goes to the first floor where he exits the building, catches a cab and goes to work. Every evening he comes home, gets in the elevator but only goes up the the 7th floor and takes the stairs the rest of the way up. Why does he do this?

maxwedge
11-09-2007, 12:26 PM
Clearly, he want's to get some exercise, but doesn't want to be all sweaty at work.

Oldsquirt
11-09-2007, 12:26 PM
He wasn't tall enough to reach the button for the 14th floor.

LhcBrad
11-09-2007, 12:27 PM
He wasn't tall enough to reach the button for the 14th floor.
Im going with this one

hoolign
11-09-2007, 12:27 PM
Holy moly said he lived in a house..not an apartment?? :idea:

voodoomedman
11-09-2007, 12:28 PM
He wasn't tall enough to reach the button for the 14th floor.
ding ding ding.

Kachina26
11-09-2007, 12:29 PM
A man lives on the 14th floor of an apartment building. Every morning he gets into the elevator and goes to the first floor where he exits the building, catches a cab and goes to work. Every evening he comes home, gets in the elevator but only goes up the the 7th floor and takes the stairs the rest of the way up. Why does he do this?
You forgot to mention that the elevator does go higher and on rainy days he takes it all the way up.
Answer, Holy Moly can't reach the button for the 14th floor. But on rainy days when he has an umbrella, he uses it to hit the button.

topless
11-09-2007, 12:32 PM
He wasn't tall enough to reach the button for the 14th floor.
Damn! I forgot we have midgets here.