WhatÂ’s the slowest thing in the world??? [Archive]

Instigators

11-09-2007, 01:19 PM

Anybody know?
All the non believers over on the treadmill/plane thread.:D

YeLLowBoaT

11-09-2007, 01:20 PM

Any car your in when your young child says they have to pee really, really bad. :D

snake321

11-09-2007, 01:21 PM

Does the second hand of a 12" tall clock travel at the same rpm as a second hand on a clock that is 3' tall?

R.A.D.man

11-09-2007, 01:21 PM

All the non believers over on the treadmill/plane thread.:D
Damn short bussers

spectras only

11-09-2007, 01:23 PM

canadian mail service :idea:

RitcheyRch

11-09-2007, 01:24 PM

The car in front of me earlier in the fast lane

LhcBrad

11-09-2007, 01:25 PM

The people who work at DMV

DeltaSigBoater

11-09-2007, 01:25 PM

Tough call IÂ’d say itÂ’s a tie between a Mexican Minute & Molasses in January :idea:

AZJD

11-09-2007, 01:25 PM

The people who work at DMV
Hahaha, thanks! On my way there in 20 minutes.:mad: :D

LhcBrad

11-09-2007, 01:26 PM

Does the second hand of a 12" tall clock travel at the same rpm as a second hand on a clock that is 3' tall?
YES! ( I think)

hoolign

11-09-2007, 01:29 PM

Djunkie moving out of his moms house?? :idea:

AZJD

11-09-2007, 01:30 PM

Djunkie moving out of his moms house?? :idea:
Well that has my vote for the best answer of the day!

No Name

11-09-2007, 01:30 PM

I know someone here must know the answer.:confused:
IÂ’ll give it a little timeÂ…Â…:idea:
Think about this oneÂ…
An African American and a Latino are in a carÂ…Â….WhoÂ’s driving?

snake321

11-09-2007, 01:31 PM

cops

Racey

11-09-2007, 01:32 PM

I know someone here must know the answer.:confused:
IÂ’ll give it a little timeÂ…Â…:idea:
Think about this oneÂ…
An African American and a Latino are in a carÂ…Â….WhoÂ’s driving?
The officer? :devil: :D

Kachina26

11-09-2007, 01:35 PM

Anybody know?
Winter

Havasu1986

11-09-2007, 01:38 PM

Anybody know?
The answer to this question. :mad: :eek: :D

DeltaSigBoater

11-09-2007, 01:46 PM

Anyone know the definition of eternity?
It's the time between when you cum and she leaves :D
There's a song about that :D (http://break.com/index/song-for-the-perfect-girlfriend.html)

hoolign

11-09-2007, 01:47 PM

The answer to this question. :mad: :eek: :D
Evolution

Schiada76

11-09-2007, 01:50 PM

Every single one of my clients when I invoice them.

WaterJunky

11-09-2007, 01:57 PM

Does the second hand of a 12" tall clock travel at the same rpm as a second hand on a clock that is 3' tall?
It all depends on how you want to look at the problem. Are we talking RPM or linear distance? Same question, different answers. OK I spent too much time thinking about this (30 seconds give or take).
What is up, did I miss the anouncment about this being riddle week? I realize that I have been out for a day or two but......

snake321

11-09-2007, 02:00 PM

It all depends on how you want to look at the problem. Are we talking RPM or linear distance? Same question, different answers. OK I spent too much time thinking about this (30 seconds give or take).
What is up, did I miss the anouncment about this being riddle week? I realize that I have been out for a day or two but......
how about this--can you use the same motor for each clock??

ChumpChange

11-09-2007, 02:01 PM

A Kachina? :D

Old Texan

11-09-2007, 02:07 PM

Anybody know?
Whatâ€™s the slowest thing in the world???
Toss up between my Wife getting ready to go out and my Son in Law reaching for the check at a restaurant "He" invited us to have dinner at.......:D :D

My Man's Sportin' Wood

11-09-2007, 02:14 PM

I thought it was Beautiful Noise's boat? Is that wrong? :D

uLtRADeNniS

11-09-2007, 02:16 PM

Anyone know the definition of eternity?
It's the time between when you cum and she leaves :D
LMFAO!

No Name

11-09-2007, 02:44 PM

What's the slowest thing in the world??
The answer isÂ….:idea:
_ Me____n ____ral wi__ __ly o__ _et o_ jum___ ca____

WYRD

11-09-2007, 03:28 PM

What's the slowest thing in the world??
The answer isÂ….:idea:
_ Me____n ____ral wi__ __ly o__ _et o_ jum___ ca____
A --xica- fune--- --th on-- -ne s-- -f ---per --bles

No Name

11-09-2007, 03:37 PM

A --xica- fune--- --th on-- -ne s-- -f ---per --bles
We have a winner.
Next stop, Wheel of Fortune.:D

Nord

11-09-2007, 05:13 PM

NEW2CATS gAyDAR................

mmered8299

11-09-2007, 05:36 PM

Asian Golfers...................

Ken F

11-09-2007, 07:04 PM

the beginning of race season.

73kona455

11-09-2007, 07:39 PM

My exwife paying her $26 a week child support:eek: :eek: .. of which $4 a week goes to pay on her arrearage of $12,000:eek:

TOBTEK

11-09-2007, 07:41 PM

http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/DCB07_BS_00201.jpg
Maybe not the slowest in the World, But the slowest F29 ever, even slower then some jetski's..... The boy needs a QUAD ROTOR bad:D

MR HARLEY

11-09-2007, 07:45 PM

Maybe not the slowest in the World, But the slowest F29 ever, even slower then some jetski's..... The boy needs a QUAD ROTOR bad:D
Remind me next time I see you to kick you in the nuts you HOMO, you got it coming to you. :D

riverroyal

11-09-2007, 07:47 PM

Remind me next time I see you to kick you in the nuts you HOMO, you got it coming to you. :D
wait til he falls off his jetski,goes to the beach to rest,then pull up in the "slow" boat,kick his balls,then drive off:D

MR HARLEY

11-09-2007, 07:52 PM

wait til he falls off his jetski,goes to the beach to rest,then pull up in the "fast" boat,kick his balls,then drive off:D
You might be onto to something. :idea: :D

MAINEVENT

11-09-2007, 08:12 PM

Tough call IÂ’d say itÂ’s a tie between a Mexican Minute & Molasses in January :idea:
LMFAO "Mexican Minute" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhahahahahaahah That brings back some good ole memories... Long Story... But ****in aye i say that all the time i have never heard someone say it...

Mandelon

11-09-2007, 08:22 PM

Anybody know?
My wife's sex drive. :rolleyes:

coolchange

11-09-2007, 08:30 PM

It all depends on how you want to look at the problem. Are we talking RPM or linear distance? Same question, different answers. OK I spent too much time thinking about this (30 seconds give or take).
What is up, did I miss the anouncment about this being riddle week? I realize that I have been out for a day or two but......
If you're going to spend that much time thinking about the question, maybe you should spend a little more time reading it!:D
Sorry to hear that Mandeleon.

TOBTEK

11-09-2007, 09:13 PM

Remind me next time I see you to kick you in the nuts you HOMO, you got it coming to you. :D
WONT happend.... your always past out drunk by the time I get to Havasu:D

bonesfab

11-09-2007, 09:14 PM

An Asian behind a windsheild...:D

Boat Dork

11-09-2007, 09:22 PM

That would be anybody racin my Mazda powered custom hull...Did I mention it sounds like a turbine Skater all wound up??

CVX20

11-10-2007, 10:07 PM

:hammer2:"me" rebuilding my jetboat!

468miller

11-10-2007, 10:24 PM

im gunna go out on a limb here, and say anything ford powered..........:D

Wet Dream

11-11-2007, 06:26 AM

Djunkie moving out of his moms house?? :idea:
Line of the DAY!!! :D

Sweet Addiction

11-11-2007, 06:55 AM

At least they circle the problem for you. :D
im gunna go out on a limb here, and say anything ford powered..........:D

roostwear

11-11-2007, 08:16 AM

The T-shirt shipping dept at ***boat magazine.

TYLER DURDEN

11-11-2007, 02:04 PM

Blown Dough paying back Union Jack.

468miller

11-11-2007, 04:36 PM

true.......i love havin the chevy, now i dont have to carry that damn paddle in the boat anymore............:eek: :D :D :D

Miss Throttle

11-11-2007, 08:55 PM

The slowest thing in the world is.......
Throttle's golf cart after riding in a Rhino for the weekend.:D :D :D

Throttle

11-13-2007, 01:14 AM

The slowest thing in the world is.......
Throttle's golf cart after riding in a Rhino for the weekend.:D :D :D
yep, thats right... I think its probably better that way... you had sum serious white knuckles while we were ridin and gettin dirty!
as previously noted, hence the name "throttle"!