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OGShocker
11-14-2007, 06:07 AM
BAD DREAM
Last night I had a nightmare. A really bad one. It was a terrible
nightmare,the most horrible one you could imagine. In the nightmare I found myself nude in bed, and I was looking at a mirror on the ceiling, and I discovered that I am a Negro, and I'm circumcised!
Quickly I jumped up, found my pants and looked in the pockets to find my driver license photo - and it was that same color. Black. No, no, God no, it can't be!! I felt myself being very depressed, downcast, sitting in a chair.
But it's a wheelchair!! That means, of course, besides being black and Jewish, I'm also disabled!!!
I said to myself, aloud "This is impossible. It's impossible that I should be black and Jewish and disabled." "It's the pure and holy truth", whispers someone from behind me. I turn around, and it's my boyfriend. Just what I needed!!! I am a homosexual ***** and on top of that with a Mexican boyfriend. Sonofabitch!!!!
Oh, my God..... Black, Jewish, disabled, gay, with a Mexican boyfriend, drug addict, and HIV-positive!!! Desperate, I begin to shout, cry, pull my hair, and OH, noooooo... I'm Bald!!!
The telephone rings. It's my brother. He is saying, "Since mom and dad
died the only thing you do is hang out, take drugs, and laze around all day doing nothing. Get a job you worthless piece of crap.. Any job."
Mom?... Dad?... Nooooooooo... Now I'm also an unemployed orphan! I try to explain to my brother how hard it is to find a job when you are black, Jewish, disabled, gay with a Mexican boyfriend, are a drug addict, HIV-positive, bald, and an orphan. But he doesn't get it. Frustrated, I hang up.
It's then I realize I only have one hand!!! With tears in my eyes I go to the window to look out. I see I live in a shanty-town full of cardboard and
tin houses! There is trash everywhere. Suddenly I feel a sharp pain near my pacemaker....Pacemaker? Besides being black, Jewish, disabled, a fairy with a Mexican boyfriend, a drug addict, HIV-positive, bald, orphaned, unemployed, an invalid with one hand, and having a bad heart, I live in a crappy neighborhood.
At that very moment my boyfriend approaches and says to me, "Sweetie pie, my love, my little black heartthrob, have you decided who are you going to vote for next November? Hillary or Obama?"
Sonofabitch! Say it isn't so!!! I can handle being a black disabled one armed drug addicted Jewish queer on a Pacemaker who is HIV positive, bald, orphaned, unemployed, lives in a slum, and has a Mexican boyfriend, but please don't tell me I'm a Democrat!!!!
Have a great day!!!:D

Old Texan
11-14-2007, 01:46 PM
It could have been worse, you could have woke up as Hillary's "Fluffer", looking down the nasty tunnel of doom Bill has managed to avoid over the years....:devil:

TonkaDriver
11-14-2007, 03:18 PM
BAD DREAM
Last night I had a nightmare. A really bad one. It was a terrible
nightmare,the most horrible one you could imagine. In the nightmare I found myself nude in bed, and I was looking at a mirror on the ceiling, and I discovered that I am a Negro, and I'm circumcised!
Quickly I jumped up, found my pants and looked in the pockets to find my driver license photo - and it was that same color. Black. No, no, God no, it can't be!! I felt myself being very depressed, downcast, sitting in a chair.
But it's a wheelchair!! That means, of course, besides being black and Jewish, I'm also disabled!!!
I said to myself, aloud "This is impossible. It's impossible that I should be black and Jewish and disabled." "It's the pure and holy truth", whispers someone from behind me. I turn around, and it's my boyfriend. Just what I needed!!! I am a homosexual ***** and on top of that with a Mexican boyfriend. Sonofabitch!!!!
Oh, my God..... Black, Jewish, disabled, gay, with a Mexican boyfriend, drug addict, and HIV-positive!!! Desperate, I begin to shout, cry, pull my hair, and OH, noooooo... I'm Bald!!!
The telephone rings. It's my brother. He is saying, "Since mom and dad
died the only thing you do is hang out, take drugs, and laze around all day doing nothing. Get a job you worthless piece of crap.. Any job."
Mom?... Dad?... Nooooooooo... Now I'm also an unemployed orphan! I try to explain to my brother how hard it is to find a job when you are black, Jewish, disabled, gay with a Mexican boyfriend, are a drug addict, HIV-positive, bald, and an orphan. But he doesn't get it. Frustrated, I hang up.
It's then I realize I only have one hand!!! With tears in my eyes I go to the window to look out. I see I live in a shanty-town full of cardboard and
tin houses! There is trash everywhere. Suddenly I feel a sharp pain near my pacemaker....Pacemaker? Besides being black, Jewish, disabled, a fairy with a Mexican boyfriend, a drug addict, HIV-positive, bald, orphaned, unemployed, an invalid with one hand, and having a bad heart, I live in a crappy neighborhood.
At that very moment my boyfriend approaches and says to me, "Sweetie pie, my love, my little black heartthrob, have you decided who are you going to vote for next November? Hillary or Obama?"
Sonofabitch! Say it isn't so!!! I can handle being a black disabled one armed drug addicted Jewish queer on a Pacemaker who is HIV positive, bald, orphaned, unemployed, lives in a slum, and has a Mexican boyfriend, but please don't tell me I'm a Democrat!!!!
Have a great day!!!:D
Post of the year!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OGShocker
11-14-2007, 08:14 PM
Og, I'm not positive mind you, but I don't think your post meet the criteria of POLITICALLY CORRECT .:D :D
Rio
Before I could throw this thread up, it took me 20 minutes to disable all 27 "PC filters" on my office machine.:D
It could have been worse, you could have woke up as Hillary's "Fluffer", looking down the nasty tunnel of doom Bill has managed to avoid over the years....:devil:
What would that pay?:idea:

RivrKD
11-14-2007, 08:31 PM
Thank your god your not CANADIAN.:jawdrop: :jawdrop: or you would hear the flood gates open.

OGShocker
11-14-2007, 08:51 PM
Thank your god your not CANADIAN.:jawdrop: :jawdrop: or you would hear the flood gates open.
Je dois vous dire, je suis le fils d'un Canadien et très espèce de fier de ce fait. Pourquoi devez-vous insulter des autres pour faire vous améliore ?
Avoir un jour agréable.

Sleeper CP
11-14-2007, 09:35 PM
It could have been worse, you could have woke up as Hillary's "Fluffer", looking down the nasty tunnel of doom Bill has managed to avoid over the years....:devil:
;) Now that would suck.:(
Sleeper CP
Big Inch Ford Lover

Sleeper CP
11-14-2007, 09:39 PM
It could have been worse, you could have woke up as Hillary's "Fluffer", looking down the nasty tunnel of doom Bill has managed to avoid over the years....:devil:
:D
BAD DREAM
Last night I had a nightmare. A really bad one. It was a terrible
nightmare,the most horrible one you could imagine. In the nightmare I found myself nude in bed, and I was looking at a mirror on the ceiling, and I discovered that I am a Negro, and I'm circumcised!
Sonofabitch! Say it isn't so!!! I can handle being a black disabled one armed drug addicted Jewish queer on a Pacemaker who is HIV positive, bald, orphaned, unemployed, lives in a slum, and has a Mexican boyfriend, but please don't tell me I'm a Democrat!!!!
Have a great day!!!:D
You didn't happen to mention it, but how much bigger was it:D ;)
Sleeper CP
Big Inch Ford Lover