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11-14-2007, 04:00 PM
A beautiful young New York woman was so depressed that
she decided to end her life by throwing herself into
the ocean.
But just before she could throw herself from the
docks, a handsome young sailor stopped her. "You have
so much to live for", said the sailor. "Look, I'm off
to Europe tomorrow and I can stow you away on my ship.
I'll take care of you, bring you food every day, and
keep you happy." With nothing to lose, combined with
the fact that she had always wanted to go to Europe,
the woman accepted.
That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her
in a lifeboat. From then on, every night, he would
bring her three sandwiches and make love to her until
dawn. Three weeks later she was discovered by the
Captain during a routine inspection. "What are you
doing here?" asked the Captain. "I ha ve an
arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied.
"He brings me food and I get a free trip to Europe.
Plus he's screwing me."
"He certainly is," replied the Captain. "This is the
Staten Island Ferry
she decided to end her life by throwing herself into
the ocean.
But just before she could throw herself from the
docks, a handsome young sailor stopped her. "You have
so much to live for", said the sailor. "Look, I'm off
to Europe tomorrow and I can stow you away on my ship.
I'll take care of you, bring you food every day, and
keep you happy." With nothing to lose, combined with
the fact that she had always wanted to go to Europe,
the woman accepted.
That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her
in a lifeboat. From then on, every night, he would
bring her three sandwiches and make love to her until
dawn. Three weeks later she was discovered by the
Captain during a routine inspection. "What are you
doing here?" asked the Captain. "I ha ve an
arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied.
"He brings me food and I get a free trip to Europe.
Plus he's screwing me."
"He certainly is," replied the Captain. "This is the
Staten Island Ferry