TRIMM MANN
12-14-2005, 06:01 PM
Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old
>fridge,
> he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good
>home. You want it, you take it".
>For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice
>at
>it. He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal.
>It looked to good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge
>for
>sale $50". The next day someone stole it.
>Caution! These people Vote
>=======
>While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which
>direction was North because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking
>him up
>every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the North?" When my
>brother explained that the sun rises in the East, (and has for sometime),
>she shook
>her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff"! ...
>She ALSO votes!
>==========
>I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I
>got
>a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I
>told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week."
>He
>responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call
>quickly, I
>said, "Uh, Pacific" . . .
>He ALSO votes!
>==========
>My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we
>overheard
>one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on
>her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but
>"didn't
>think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving". . .
>She ALSO votes!
>==========
>My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car It's designed to cut through a
>seat belt if she gets trapped. She ! keeps it in the trunk. . .
>My sister ALSO votes!
>===== =====
>My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
>discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier
>multiplied
>2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount...
>He ALSO votes!
>==========
>I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring
>attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain
>rip out
>every time she turned her head?" I explained that a person's nose and ear
>remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned...
>My friend ALSO votes!
>=========
>I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the
>lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up.
>She
>smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and
>I
>was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane! arrived yet?". .
>SHE ALSO votes!
>fridge,
> he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good
>home. You want it, you take it".
>For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice
>at
>it. He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal.
>It looked to good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge
>for
>sale $50". The next day someone stole it.
>Caution! These people Vote
>=======
>While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which
>direction was North because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking
>him up
>every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the North?" When my
>brother explained that the sun rises in the East, (and has for sometime),
>she shook
>her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff"! ...
>She ALSO votes!
>==========
>I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I
>got
>a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I
>told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week."
>He
>responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call
>quickly, I
>said, "Uh, Pacific" . . .
>He ALSO votes!
>==========
>My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we
>overheard
>one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on
>her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but
>"didn't
>think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving". . .
>She ALSO votes!
>==========
>My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car It's designed to cut through a
>seat belt if she gets trapped. She ! keeps it in the trunk. . .
>My sister ALSO votes!
>===== =====
>My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
>discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier
>multiplied
>2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount...
>He ALSO votes!
>==========
>I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring
>attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain
>rip out
>every time she turned her head?" I explained that a person's nose and ear
>remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned...
>My friend ALSO votes!
>=========
>I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the
>lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up.
>She
>smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and
>I
>was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane! arrived yet?". .
>SHE ALSO votes!