I just got a ticket.....

[Jbb]

Dammit.....
Cop.....Got yer license there buddy....
Jbb......Yes I do.....and Im not yer buddy
Cop.....Gotta write you up, the back end of your truck was blocking the intersection....
Jbb....do you know who I am?....
Cop....If this is really your license I do...
Jbb...Im Jbb......pretty much GOD on the HB forums.....do you really want to ticket me?.....
Cop....You will need to sign here ....God....
Dam cops... :mad:
:D

[McIntyrelocal]

did you ask him if hes seen your stapler?:D

[YeLLowBoaT]

did they pull your jeep out of the water yet? :)

[Kachina26]

Dammit.....
Cop.....Got yer license there buddy....
Jbb......Yes I do.....and Im not yer buddy
Cop.....Gotta write you up, the back end of your truck was blocking the intersection....
Jbb....do you know who I am?....
Cop....If this is really your license I do...
Jbb...Im Jbb......pretty much GOD on the HB forums.....do you really want to ticket me?.....
Cop....You will need to sign here ....God....
Dam cops... :mad:
:D
You should fight it, I got out a ticket like that once. They only write them to generate income. Also, I hope the cop told you that the internet is fake.

[MKEELINE]

Should have given him the "stink finger".

[BarryMac]

Should have told him you were RD, he's bigger then God on these here forums... :eek:
RD Sux... :D

[thumbs]

You are lucky this didn't happen in Texas. Any citizen could have shot you for breakng a law. :D

[Jbb]

You are lucky this didn't happen in Texas. Any citizen could have shot you for breakng a law. :D
I would have deserved it.....This cop was so fat, however I think he would have been too out of breath fron unholstering his weapon to pull the trigger....:D

[bocco]

You forgot to point out that you pay his salary. That always sets them straight.

[Ziggy]

So you are mad at the cop but not the legit ticket.....

[DeltaSigBoater]

That sucks, wasnt there a doughnut shop he could've been at :D
Everytime I've gotten stopped by the cops, (City, County, State/School, & Boat) they always accuse me giving them a fake ID :rolleyes:

[Jbb]

So you are mad at the cop but not the legit ticket.....
Im not mad at anybody....It was a bullshit ticket.....but I will pay it without complaint because......going to court....is beneath me....:)

[LhcBrad]

You didnt tell him you have over 21,000 posts here on HB did you?
Thats where you went wrong

[Classic Daycruiser]

Maybe Boatcop can help get you out of it:idea:
He knows all the tricks. :jawdrop:
Maybe you should have told him you were OJ's attorney instead of God:D :D

[Jbb]

I should have offered his fat sloppy ass some discount coupons to my buddies BBQ shack...:D

[Ziggy]

Im not mad at anybody....It was a bullshit ticket.....but I will pay it without complaint because......going to court....is beneath me....:)
Yeah, sometimes them coppers get fussy if you block their way to the Jelly donut factory....Was the Sheriff's son in the passenger seat wearing his Tux? :D:D

[DeltaSigBoater]

Im not mad at anybody....It was a bullshit ticket.....but I will pay it without complaint because......going to court....is beneath me....:)Maybe Boatcop can help get you out of it:idea:
He knows all the tricks. :jawdrop:
Maybe you should have told him you were OJ's attorney instead of God:D :D
If the the ticket is shit, then it must be dismissed :D

[Jbb]

Yeah, sometimes them coppers get fussy if you block their way to the Jelly donut factory....Was the Sheriff's son in the passenger seat wearing his Tux? :D:D
no....likely there was a bucket o chicken there though...:D

[Jbb]

:D
http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/540/jbbbufordbu9.gif (http://imageshack.us)
Buford!....:D
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=43257&stc=1&d=1195253076

[MKEELINE]

:D
http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/540/jbbbufordbu9.gif (http://imageshack.us)
Listen here you sum bitch!

[BarryMac]

Im not mad at anybody....It was a bullshit ticket.....but I will pay it without complaint because......going to court....is beneath me....:)
GOD!!!

[Her454]

Dammit.....
Cop.....Got yer license there buddy....
Jbb......Yes I do.....and Im not yer buddy
Cop.....Gotta write you up, the back end of your truck was blocking the intersection....
Jbb....do you know who I am?....
Cop....If this is really your license I do...
Jbb...Im Jbb......pretty much GOD on the HB forums.....do you really want to ticket me?.....
Cop....You will need to sign here ....God....
Dam cops... :mad:
:D
It's all irrelevant. Jbb doesn't really exist therefore the ticket is not real. :D

[Kilrtoy]

Dammit.....
Cop.....Got yer license there buddy....
Jbb......Yes I do.....and Im not yer buddy
Cop.....Gotta write you up, the back end of your truck was blocking the intersection....
Jbb....do you know who I am?....
Cop....If this is really your license I do...
Jbb...Im Jbb......pretty much GOD on the HB forums.....do you really want to ticket me?.....
Cop....You will need to sign here ....God....
Dam cops... :mad:
:D
Thats BULLSHIT, You told me you were GOD, AKA Havasu Hangin the king of all moderators, That is why I wrote you up and I am not fat , That is my vest
P.S. if you told me you were JBB, i would have given you an offical escort

[Her454]

i would have given you an offical escort
That sounds disgusting. :rolleyes:

[Jbb]

Thats BULLSHIT, You told me you were GOD, AKA Havasu Hangin the king of all moderators, That is why I wrote you up and I am not fat , That is my vest
P.S. if you told me you were JBB, i would have given you an offical escort
Why did your vest ......reek of Kentucky fried chicken......you were all mad cause I interrupted your lunch?
Im a victim!....:(

[spectras only]

JBB , you were lucky this time ! You could have been tasered for such infraction here :idea: and we would have never found out what happened to you :eek: unless of course someone had a camera handy ;)

[Jbb]

JBB , you were lucky this time ! You could have been tasered for such infraction here :idea: and we would have never found out what happened to you :eek: unless of course someone had a camera handy ;)
Lucky.....yes!...I feel lucky...:D

[Kilrtoy]

Why did your vest ......reek of Kentucky fried chicken......you were all mad cause I interrupted your lunch?
Im a victim!....:(
That was El Pollo Loco
Victim of circumstance maybe

[Jbb]

That was El Pollo Loco
Victim of circumstance maybe
Just another example of the man tryin to keep JBB down....:(

[OCMerrill]

Dammit.....
Cop.....Got yer license there buddy....
Jbb......Yes I do.....and Im not yer buddy
Cop.....Gotta write you up, the back end of your truck was blocking the intersection....
Jbb....do you know who I am?....
Cop....If this is really your license I do...
Jbb...Im Jbb......pretty much GOD on the HB forums.....do you really want to ticket me?.....
Cop....You will need to sign here ....God....
Dam cops... :mad:
:D
:idea:
I didn't know guys in Cobras had to even stop for the PD?
:)

[Jbb]

:idea:
I didn't know guys in Cobras had to even stop for the PD?
:)
I usually dont bother to stop for the police......he caught me on an off day... :D

[Jbb]

Called today about the cost.......$195.........:jawdrop:

[Dave C]

serves you right. next time obey the law fawker... I'm getting sick and tired of you law breakers thinking you're above the law.... ;) ;)

[uLtRADeNniS]

Hey Low Life!
Your a horrible driver and person!.. You should learn how to follow the law. You deserve to be behind bars. I hope you don't have kids! People like you disgust me. What if there was an old lady trying to cross the street to get to her bingo game and you made her late. I don't know how you sleep at night!
Well it was all said to me for my tickets.
:D
..Sure is funny how everyone bad mouths me for some bs tickets that I man up paid and didn't bitch about. But JBB gets a ticket and everyone is so supportive of him getting out of the ticket and thinks its funny.
Just some more hypocrisy on hot boat!

[Jbb]

Hey Low Life!
Your a horrible driver and person!.. You should learn how to follow the law. You deserve to be behind bars. I hope you don't have kids! People like you disgust me. What if there was an old lady trying to cross the street to get to her bingo game and you made her late. I don't know how you sleep at night!
Well it was all said to me for my tickets.
:D
..Sure is funny how everyone bad mouths me for some bs tickets that I man up paid and didn't bitch about. But JBB gets a ticket and everyone is so supportive of him getting out of the ticket and thinks its funny.
Just some more hypocrisy on hot boat!
I try to follow the law...JBB's law....:D
The light was green....so If I tagged the old bitch on the way to bingo.....she would have been jay walking...
Aside from snoring loudly...I sleep great at night....but thanks for asking....
I dunno where you are heading with the hypocrisy gig.......what I got out of most responses was people ragging on me for being dumb enough to get the ticket in the first place...:jawdrop:
learn to read your smileys....
Besides.....read my sig line...:rolleyes:

[BarryMac]

..Sure is funny how everyone bad mouths me for some bs tickets that I man up paid and didn't bitch about. But JBB gets a ticket and everyone is so supportive of him getting out of the ticket and thinks its funny.
Just some more hypocrisy on hot boat!
***boat is a clique and Jbb is the head cliquer, you need to kiss his ass or you're gonan be out on your ear fella... :mad: :rolleyes: :D

[Jbb]

***boat is a clique and Jbb is the head cliquer, you need to kiss his ass or you're gonan be out on your ear fella... :mad: :rolleyes: :D
Head Cliquer?......lol....not!

[Jbb]

Im gonna have to solicit some donations for this here ticket......come on kids.....ante up...:D

[uLtRADeNniS]

Im gonna have to solicit some donations for this here ticket......come on kids.....ante up...:D
I donate 10 cents!

[Dave C]

JBB is the law....:D