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ratso
11-24-2007, 09:55 AM
I've heard a few about Ford...
First On Race Day
Fix Or Repair Daily
Fukked On a Real Deal
and boats...
Kajunka
Gayliner
What are some other good ones?:idea:

RiverToysJas
11-24-2007, 10:02 AM
FORD backwards....
Driver
Returns
On
Foot
;)
RTJas :D

~FM
11-24-2007, 10:03 AM
For Old Retired Drivers
General Mistake
*disclaimer I don't drive and have never bought a car so I have nothing against any of the car manufacturers - just repeating what I've heard :squiggle:

HCS
11-24-2007, 10:12 AM
F ucked Over Rebuilt Dodge. :D

RitcheyRch
11-24-2007, 10:18 AM
Always been my favorite.
FORD backwards....
Driver
Returns
On
Foot
;)
RTJas :D

bahner454
11-24-2007, 10:21 AM
Found On River Dead! :jawdrop:

ratso
11-24-2007, 10:31 AM
Found On Road Dead:D theirs one for pontiac,i hope i don't get bashed for this? Poor Old N (n-word) Thinks Its a Cad:)
:idea: :D
I remember years ago, my entire family on my mom's side drove Pontiacs.
My parents had a 77 Grand Prix
My aunt and uncle had a Grand Prix
My Grandma drove a 73 I think Grand Am with a 400 in it :D
My other uncle had a 70 Trans Am all hot rodded out
I remember one night, me and my other uncle (who was 2 years younger than me... Grandpa came home drunk one night) was riding with my Grandma to my Grandpas bar one night... She had just bought the car, and she says "Alright, lets see what this baby will do"
She pulled out of the driveway, lit the tires up and held it down til she hit about 120... Yeah, I had a pretty cool Grandma.:D
After they both passed away a few years back, my parents and aunt and uncles put their farm up for sale. That Grand Am had been put up in a barn... the "Beak Front End" was cracked up real bad, but the white paint was still real nice and the burgundy interior was still mint. I don't know how much they got for it, but I always liked that car. Also in the back pasture was my uncle's 66 GTO, 389 3 deuce set-up that he ran head on into a truck with back in 1972... shattered his jaw, broke a bunch of ribs, numerous injuries... they came in his hospital room to read him his last rites 3 different times. I remember my parents getting the call. My uncle had left our house about 2 hours earlier, and my mom goes "Junior, don't be speeding and be careful"... They thought he would die before we ever made it to the hospital. I was only 12 and still remember walking down this long corridor in the hospital toward the emergency room, and you could hear the screaming while they were working on him... that still haunts me to this day.

ratso
11-24-2007, 10:32 AM
Nothing Chevy, Dodge,:idea: or heaven forbid.................. DCB?:jawdrop:

HCS
11-24-2007, 10:35 AM
Nothing Chevy, Dodge,:idea: or heaven forbid.................. DCB?:jawdrop:
There's one for all of them.
Can't remember Dodge....:idea: I'm thinking though. :D

HCS
11-24-2007, 10:50 AM
Dodge.
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater.
Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere.

ratso
11-24-2007, 10:54 AM
Dodge.
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater.
Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere.
Gas Eater is right!

HCS
11-24-2007, 11:00 AM
Chevrolet.
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips.

Kachina26
11-24-2007, 11:02 AM
Mopar mostly old parts and rust and the new version.....
mopar made of plastic and rubber
DCB racing, racing who?

HCS
11-24-2007, 11:02 AM
Chrysler.
Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair.

HCS
11-24-2007, 11:07 AM
Mopar mostly old parts and rust and the new version.....
mopar made of plastic and rubber
DCB racing, racing who?
Most Often Parked At Roadside.
My Old Pig Ain't Runnin'.

HCS
11-24-2007, 11:11 AM
I think Ford has the most....
Found on rack daily.
MUSTANG - Motor Usually Starts Then Almost Never Goes.

ratso
11-24-2007, 11:19 AM
That's great... I haven't heard most of these.:D

charitycase
11-24-2007, 11:24 AM
Constaintly
Having
Every
Vehicle
Return
Over
Lousy
Engineering
Techiques

Essexive G's
11-24-2007, 11:37 AM
F O R D
F'n Okies Really Dig'um

FOXMAN
11-24-2007, 11:37 AM
GMC Gay Man Carrier. Gods mechanical curse..

HCS
11-24-2007, 11:39 AM
GMC.
Gay Man's Chevy.

FOXMAN
11-24-2007, 11:40 AM
POLARIS Pull of lake and restart in spring

Captain Dan
11-24-2007, 11:50 AM
Gotta stick up for the ford's here, people, c'mon!
Finest Off Road Device
First On Race Day
or on the negative:
F'ed Over Recycled Datsun

Cheap Thrills
11-24-2007, 11:53 AM
I have a book of them but posting them would kill the thread fun, so I'll just post a few.. :D
Peterbilt Precision Engineered To Exacting Rigors But It'sa Little Topheavy.
FIAT Foolish Italian Attempts Transportation
BMW Break My Windshield
BUICK Built Under Influences O'Captian Kangaroo
T.

RitcheyRch
11-24-2007, 11:58 AM
BMW Beat My Wife
FIAT Fix It Again Tony

OGShocker
11-24-2007, 03:11 PM
Focking
Okies
Really
Dig'em

Kachina26
11-24-2007, 03:19 PM
GMC Got More Cajones
GTO Gas Tires n Oil

TheCarDudes
11-24-2007, 04:05 PM
Mercury Mistake (Mistique)
Ford Mudstain (Mustang)
Ford Thunderchicken (T-bird)

soupersonic
11-24-2007, 04:34 PM
F ocker
O nly
R uns
D ownhill
and
F lipped
O ver
R eservation
D ecoration
G ood
M echanics
C ompanian
and
G ood
M ountain
C limber

soupersonic
11-24-2007, 04:42 PM
I drive a Dodge but still found this amusing
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/girliemen.gif

Riverat84
11-24-2007, 05:13 PM
Someone told this to me a while back. The only one ive heard about pontiac.
PONTIAC
Poor Old N***** Thinks Its A Cadillac

LEADFOOTjosh
11-24-2007, 05:17 PM
Black Man's Wish

YeLLowBoaT
11-24-2007, 05:21 PM
DCB= dumb cop boater

Riverat84
11-24-2007, 05:21 PM
Black Man's Wish
thats good! funny ish ive never heard that one...
Big Mexican Weenie

LEADFOOTjosh
11-24-2007, 05:22 PM
Found On Rubbish Dump
Fix Or Repair Daily
Fails On Rainy Days
Fails On Race Day
Found On Roadside Dead
Failure Of Research & Development

LEADFOOTjosh
11-24-2007, 05:23 PM
Found On Road Deserted
Fast Only Running Downhill
Factory Ordered Road Disaster
Factory Ordered Rebuilt Datsun
Flip Over Read Directions
Four Old Rusted Doors

LEADFOOTjosh
11-24-2007, 05:23 PM
Ford Owner Really Dumb
For Only Retarded Drivers
Ford Owners Recommend Datsun (Dodge)
Flipped Over Russian Dunebuggy
For Off Road Death
Fords Only Run Downhill
Fat Old Rusted Dog
Freaking Old Rusted Dodge
Forget Out Running Datsuns

Riverat84
11-24-2007, 05:23 PM
DCB= dumb cop boater
yeah, we see that haha!... speaking of:
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/31eb_2.jpg
we havent seen this in awhile lol
Reid

LEADFOOTjosh
11-24-2007, 05:24 PM
For Old Retarded Drivers
****ed On Race Day
Found On Rangi’s Drive
First On Recycle Day
Full Of Rusty Dents
Ford Owners Root Dogs
Found Outside Reject Depot
Flies Off Road Deliberately
Fish Out River Daily
****er Only Runs Downhill
lol.. and i dont mind ford's..
but i currently drive a titan lol

LEADFOOTjosh
11-24-2007, 05:24 PM
Q: What does a ford and a tampon have in common?
A: They both come with tow ropes.
Q: What does the GT stand for on a Ford?
A: Glued together!
Q: How come Ford makes tractors and Holden doesn’t?
A: Holden can’t get one to run that slow!
Q: How do you double the value of a Ford?
A: Put gas in it
Did you know that 98% of all Fords ever built are still on the road?
The other 2% made it home!!
Q: What do you call someone who buys a secondhand ford?
A: Scrap Dealer

LEADFOOTjosh
11-24-2007, 05:25 PM
C_H_E_V_R_O_L_E_T
Cheap Heap Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Trip
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques