Parker Turkey Day Race

[Jetboatguru]

Thank you Ross for a great race! Your tireless work and hardworking staff are truly unmatched. I just wish you could shorten the time on your drivers meetings FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST!!
JOEY MUTHA F'ing Grose, My best friend and engine builder, thank you for the horsepower and all you do.
Rob Funk, you always have a spot on our team.
Cookie thank you for all your help.
Ted Colby and GN24 you guys are bad ass! Congrats on the win! Cucci had her hung out!!
Maximus, thank you very much for the turkey dinner and all your hard work. You still swallow and are a big gay Jesus but you are great guy and a great racer. Ashley stole the show at the awards.
SKIP F'ing Tuttle!! YOU ARE THE MAN!!!! It was a blast watching you run the CONE! Thank you for bringing it back to the trailer each time. Also, badd ass in the GN!
Dave Rankin and SS80 you guys are the class of the class. Thank you for all your help throughout the year. Looking forward to battling with you next year.
PAt Eason and his crew, Always the best to pit with. The 711 will be tough next year. Not really but I got to keep you fired up. :D
Mike "Rexone" thank you for help in Phoenix and Parker. It is much appreciated.
Jeff "Im just a little gay" Brochheuser, thank you for tossing me the keys to the SS68. I'm pretty lucky to be shoeing it.
Craig "Flat Stupid" I know he's laughing with us right now!
IS it next year yet?

[lilrick]

Thank you Ross for a great race! Your tireless work and hardworking staff are truly unmatched. I just wish you could shorten the time on your drivers meetings FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST!!
JOEY MUTHA F'ing Grose, My best friend and engine builder, thank you for the horsepower and all you do.
Rob Funk, you always have a spot on our team.
Cookie thank you for all your help.
Ted Colby and GN24 you guys are bad ass! Congrats on the win! Cucci had her hung out!!
Maximus, thank you very much for the turkey dinner and all your hard work. You still swallow and are a big gay Jesus but you are great guy and a great racer. Ashley stole the show at the awards.
SKIP F'ing Tuttle!! YOU ARE THE MAN!!!! It was a blast watching you run the CONE! Thank you for bringing it back to the trailer each time. Also, badd ass in the GN!
Dave Rankin and SS80 you guys are the class of the class. Thank you for all your help throughout the year. Looking forward to battling with you next year.
PAt Eason and his crew, Always the best to pit with. The 711 will be tough next year. Not really but I got to keep you fired up. :D
Mike "Rexone" thank you for help in Phoenix and Parker. It is much appreciated.
Jeff "Im just a little gay" Brochheuser, thank you for tossing me the keys to the SS68. I'm pretty lucky to be shoeing it.
Craig "Flat Stupid" I know he's laughing with us right now!
IS it next year yet?
I know you've been through alot this year and are probably still heavily medicated, BUT YOU ARE A KISSASS!!!! :D

[V-DRIVE VIDEO]

I'd like to take this opportunity to thank lilrick for being gay, especially when I'm in the presence of Maximus. ;)

[Jetboatguru]

I know you've been through alot this year and are probably still heavily medicated, BUT YOU ARE A KISSASS!!!! :D
My 6 chinned friend, Its not kissing ass, its called thanking the people that have helped you. This is usually done when you win so I dont expect you to be much of an authority on that.:) :)

[Moneypitt]

My 6 chinned friend, Its not kissing ass, its called thanking the people that have helped you. This is usually done when you win so I dont expect you to be much of an authority on that.:) :)
Boy, thats gonna leave a mark........Easy Tony, he is just a big kid, he'll learn the difference between ass kissing and graditude............Ray

[MAXIMUS]

I'd like to take this opportunity to thank lilrick for being gay, especially when I'm in the presence of Maximus. ;)
You know speaking of gay or gayed as some of my colleges would say, you are really missed out there duche bag! I spoke with Ted Fuking colby (as seems to be the theme for this thread) & he & I figured that we would give you a grand each, well Ted said he was gonna throw you a grand & I would toss you a bill to come out & get some footage. I think Tony fuking crispy scarletta & Dave I need a make over Rankin would probably do the same (a grand). We need you back biotch! :rolleyes:

[lilrick]

My 6 chinned friend, Its not kissing ass, its called thanking the people that have helped you. This is usually done when you win so I dont expect you to be much of an authority on that.:) :) I prefer hot dog neck...

[lilrick]

I'd like to take this opportunity to thank lilrick for being gay, especially when I'm in the presence of Maximus. ;)
You need to start your own GAY thread for this , don't intrude on Tony's. Besides, you had me all liquored up that time........Your wig is very real looking Jerry.....

[lilrick]

Boy, thats gonna leave a mark........Easy Tony, he is just a big kid, he'll learn the difference between ass kissing and graditude............Ray
The only mark that is left .......Well, I heard about the "funny smelling fuel".:rolleyes:

[TAF]

and Joey Grose for giving me the opportunity to help on your boats and hang w/ more boating family during the holiday. Like Tony said, thank you Rexone for your assistance w/ all the boats at PHX and Parker.....and talk about timing....KFC for lunch on the deck of the "Crispy Critter":D Thanks again.
There for a while I thought I might get replaced by Kasanski the way she dove in and helped w/ refueling and helping out on the K-51:D Thanks TUF one! It was great being pitted w/ the Eason & Tuttle clans.
Thanks to Jeff and Amy of the P-96 cracker box team for sharing Damzl & vodka drinks w/ me. Hi to her co-pilot Missy. Did you guys end up in 2nd or:idea: :( :mad:
Can't wait to see the pics of such a memorable weekend. My son had a blast too! Hope to see everyone next year:D

[Kazanski]

Thank you Ross for a great race! Your tireless work and hardworking staff are truly unmatched. I just wish you could shorten the time on your drivers meetings FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST!!
JOEY MUTHA F'ing Grose, My best friend and engine builder, thank you for the horsepower and all you do.
Rob Funk, you always have a spot on our team.
Cookie thank you for all your help.
Ted Colby and GN24 you guys are bad ass! Congrats on the win! Cucci had her hung out!!
Maximus, thank you very much for the turkey dinner and all your hard work. You still swallow and are a big gay Jesus but you are great guy and a great racer. Ashley stole the show at the awards.
SKIP F'ing Tuttle!! YOU ARE THE MAN!!!! It was a blast watching you run the CONE! Thank you for bringing it back to the trailer each time. Also, badd ass in the GN!
Dave Rankin and SS80 you guys are the class of the class. Thank you for all your help throughout the year. Looking forward to battling with you next year.
PAt Eason and his crew, Always the best to pit with. The 711 will be tough next year. Not really but I got to keep you fired up. :D
Mike "Rexone" thank you for help in Phoenix and Parker. It is much appreciated.
Jeff "Im just a little gay" Brochheuser, thank you for tossing me the keys to the SS68. I'm pretty lucky to be shoeing it.
Craig "Flat Stupid" I know he's laughing with us right now!
IS it next year yet?
Glad I could be of assistance although I really don't think I did that much!! Congrats on your successful weekend, and congrats to Grose Racing as well! Maybe next time we can keep the sleeve folding to a minimum :mad: :devil: :D

[Hallett]

What a great weekend we had at parker the racing was some of the best racing I have seen
even with all the wind .Lisa & I just wanted to say thanks for all the hospitality & friendship
that was given from the K-711 crew & K-51 crew. congratulations to Tony & Skip on a great
weekend.

[V-DRIVE VIDEO]

You know speaking of gay or gayed as some of my colleges would say, you are really missed out there duche bag! I spoke with Ted Fuking colby (as seems to be the theme for this thread) & he & I figured that we would give you a grand each, well Ted said he was gonna throw you a grand & I would toss you a bill to come out & get some footage. I think Tony fuking crispy scarletta & Dave I need a make over Rankin would probably do the same (a grand). We need you back biotch! :rolleyes:
I'm done with boat video. You cheap fockers can find someone else! Weddings are where it's at, I can shoot 3 weddings in a weekend for $1,800 a piece. Thats right suckers do the math that's $7,200 a month and $86,000 a year working (3) 6 hour gigs a week and editing from the comfort of my home.
Gee let me think, $200 helps offset my $240 fuel bill then I get to be away from my loving family for 3 straight days while I shoot almost nonstop for 6 to 8 hours followed by an Eason performance tri tip dinner (thank you very much) while watching plan sausage fest play grab ass with lilrick and wayward tweakers til bed time.
Then I go home and spend 10 more days editing, disc printing and waitin by the mail box for the orders to flood in while anxious freeloaders strong arm me on the internet for free video clips only to turn around and complain about the music selection. :rolleyes:
I'm outta here! http://www.riverratlife.com/forum/images/graemlins/moon.gif

[dmontzsta]

The viagra is sure flowing in this thread.

[TAF]

Glad I could be of assistance although I really don't think I did that much!! Congrats on your successful weekend, and congrats to Grose Racing as well! Maybe next time we can keep the sleeve folding to a minimum :mad: :devil: :D
I'm sorry but we planned to kick it up a notch, you know how we like to watch you swirm.:idea: :sqeyes: :D

[photo chick]

I'm done with boat video. You cheap fockers can find someone else! Weddings are where it's at, I can shoot 3 weddings in a weekend for $1,800 a piece. Thats right suckers do the math that's $7,200 a month and $86,000 a year working (3) 6 hour gigs a week and editing from the comfort of my home.
Gee let me think, $200 helps offset my $240 fuel bill then I get to be away from my loving family for 3 straight days while I shoot almost nonstop for 6 to 8 hours followed by an Eason performance tri tip dinner (thank you very much) while watching plan sausage fest play grab ass with lilrick and wayward tweakers til bed time.
Then I go home and spend 10 more days editing, disc printing and waitin by the mail box for the orders to flood in while anxious freeloaders strong arm me on the internet for free video clips only to turn around and complain about the music selection. :rolleyes:
I'm outta here! http://www.riverratlife.com/forum/images/graemlins/moon.gif
Jerry, they need to start sponsoring you to show up! BTW do you have that video of my debut ready yet? ;) :D j/k
The viagra is sure flowing in this thread.
Yeah it is!
I'm sorry but we planned to kick it up a notch, you know how we like to watch you swirm.:idea: :sqeyes: :D
Rob she could be your Granddaughter......geesh..ok maybe just your daughter..;) :D

[2manymustangs]

The only mark that is left .......Well, I heard about the "funny smelling fuel".:rolleyes:
Care to expand on that? :eek:

[MAXIMUS]

I'm done with boat video. You cheap fockers can find someone else! Weddings are where it's at, I can shoot 3 weddings in a weekend for $1,800 a piece. Thats right suckers do the math that's $7,200 a month and $86,000 a year working (3) 6 hour gigs a week and editing from the comfort of my home.
Gee let me think, $200 helps offset my $240 fuel bill then I get to be away from my loving family for 3 straight days while I shoot almost nonstop for 6 to 8 hours followed by an Eason performance tri tip dinner (thank you very much) while watching plan sausage fest play grab ass with lilrick and wayward tweakers til bed time.
Then I go home and spend 10 more days editing, disc printing and waitin by the mail box for the orders to flood in while anxious freeloaders strong arm me on the internet for free video clips only to turn around and complain about the music selection. :rolleyes:
I'm outta here! http://www.riverratlife.com/forum/images/graemlins/moon.gif
So will you come back?:confused:

[2manymustangs]

I wonder what Jerry would call this new wedding video taping company? Any ideas guys, be creative? :D

[RiverGames]

I wonder what Jerry would call this new wedding video taping company? Any ideas guys, be creative? :D
Mistake on Tape

[mostly crue]

[/QUOTE]Thanks to Jeff and Amy of the P-96 cracker box team for sharing Damzl & vodka drinks w/ me. Hi to her co-pilot Missy. Did you guys end up in 2nd or:idea: :( [/QUOTE]
Hey rob, Congrads on the weekend! Amy and I are trying to get a hold of Ann to see the standings for the weekend. Pat inspected the boat and told us he was just doing the 1st. and 2nd. places only. Who knows, who cares. Great weekend and no worries. Hope to see you soon.
Jeff
P.S. say Hi to sis!

[2manymustangs]

Mistake on Tape
Good one.... Anyone else??? :D

[TAF]

Thanks to Jeff and Amy of the P-96 cracker box team for sharing Damzl & vodka drinks w/ me. Hi to her co-pilot Missy. Did you guys end up in 2nd or:idea: :( [/QUOTE]
Hey rob, Congrads on the weekend! Amy and I are trying to get a hold of Ann to see the standings for the weekend. Pat inspected the boat and told us he was just doing the 1st. and 2nd. places only. Who knows, who cares. Great weekend and no worries. Hope to see you soon.
Jeff
P.S. say Hi to sis![/QUOTE]
I hope to see my sis real soon and did tell her about hanging out w/ you guys FRI. Wish I could have stayed longer or returned later if you were still there. I was too tired after din din Sat. PM.so went straight to bed.

[TAF]

Rob she could be your Granddaughter......geesh..ok maybe just your daughter..;) :D
I know that, I think she was actually flirting w/ my son:mad: :idea: I told someone they were closer in age too:( :)

[Kazanski]

I know that, I think she was actually flirting w/ my son:mad: :idea: I told someone they were closer in age too:( :)
nice try...but I not the type to go for boys, or men for that matter, who wear pants that are just as tight if not tighter than mine! :jawdrop: :) Just not my style!
Correct on the age difference...but also against the law and I don't break those rules

[TonkaDriver]

I wonder what Jerry would call this new wedding video taping company? Any ideas guys, be creative? :D
V-Bride Video

[TAF]

nice try...but I not the type to go for boys, or men for that matter, who wear pants that are just as tight if not tighter than mine! :jawdrop: :) Just not my style!
Correct on the age difference...but also against the law and I don't break those rules
I was laughingly joking about it only. If my son was old enough he'd be hanging out in Benchracers (tight pants and all) giv'n Maxi the shivers. My boy is a bigger goof than I.:) :) :)

[photo chick]

Thanks to Jeff and Amy of the P-96 cracker box team for sharing Damzl & vodka drinks w/ me. Hi to her co-pilot Missy. Did you guys end up in 2nd or:idea: :( [/QUOTE]
Hey rob, Congrads on the weekend! Amy and I are trying to get a hold of Ann to see the standings for the weekend. Pat inspected the boat and told us he was just doing the 1st. and 2nd. places only. Who knows, who cares. Great weekend and no worries. Hope to see you soon.
Jeff
P.S. say Hi to sis![/QUOTE]
Hey there....sis says "Hi" Send me your address via PM so I can send you guys that CD...:D
nice try...but I not the type to go for boys, or men for that matter, who wear pants that are just as tight if not tighter than mine! :jawdrop: :) Just not my style!
Correct on the age difference...but also against the law and I don't break those rules
Hey now...Wes is just exploring his fashion sense...of which he has none with those pants;) :D

[Kazanski]

I had intention of offending anyone or there fashion sense or lack their of it...cuz according to others, mine wasn't so hot this weekend either.

[photo chick]

I had intention of offending anyone or there fashion sense or lack their of it...cuz according to others, mine wasn't so hot this weekend either.
I was messin' with you..:D .I hate those pants Wes wears. I don't know if they're in style now but yuk!!! :jawdrop:

[TAF]

I had intention of offending anyone or there fashion sense or lack their of it...cuz according to others, mine wasn't so hot this weekend either.
I give the boy a hard time about it but the tight jeans are in fashion for the young men currently. Us older folk just think they're gay:sqeyes: :D
KAZ you were dressed appropriate for cold weather at the boat races as well as working on 'em. I think everyone just liked giv'n you a hard time.:D

[Kazanski]

Of course everyone likes giving me a hard time :D ...but it's pretty easy to find something about me to comment on or joke about. No matter what I wear someone finds something to give me a hard time about...if it's not my clothes, it's something I say, etc...I don't let it bother me at all, I just go with it! Plus if it bothered me that much I would stop coming around! Generally when it comes to race weekend you will see me in jeans and a "plan B" t-shirt, that is until I increase my wardrobe of other teams shirts...........:D ;)
It is crazy the things I see in the stores these days that are "in style"...and yes to me tight jeans on males come across "gay" but like you said that is societies interpretation if you are older.

[photo chick]

I give the boy a hard time about it but the tight jeans are in fashion for the young men currently. Us older folk just think they're gay:sqeyes: :D
KAZ you were dressed appropriate for cold weather at the boat races as well as working on 'em. I think everyone just liked giv'n you a hard time.:D
Hey dude...I was in that picture in your avatar....you cut me out!! :jawdrop:

[superdave013]

I'm done with boat video. You cheap fockers can find someone else! Weddings are where it's at, I can shoot 3 weddings in a weekend for $1,800 a piece. Thats right suckers do the math that's $7,200 a month and $86,000 a year working (3) 6 hour gigs a week and editing from the comfort of my home.
Gee let me think, $200 helps offset my $240 fuel bill then I get to be away from my loving family for 3 straight days while I shoot almost nonstop for 6 to 8 hours followed by an Eason performance tri tip dinner (thank you very much) while watching plan sausage fest play grab ass with lilrick and wayward tweakers til bed time.
Then I go home and spend 10 more days editing, disc printing and waitin by the mail box for the orders to flood in while anxious freeloaders strong arm me on the internet for free video clips only to turn around and complain about the music selection. :rolleyes:
I'm outta here! http://www.riverratlife.com/forum/images/graemlins/moon.gif
what a pussy :D

[V-DRIVE VIDEO]

what a pussy :D
Hey Dave, the pussy would like to extend to you an invite to go dirtbike riding this friday morning. I know its short notice but what the hell...
I'll supply you a bike. :)

[superdave013]

Oh man, you're killing me. Slave to work that day I'm sad to say. But I am taking more weekends off. I'll round up a helmet and some boots and take you up on that offer soon. I have every thing else.
Oh, I have an extra downhill bike if you ever want to give that a shot. Going to Santa Barabra on the 8th.

[V-DRIVE VIDEO]

Oh man, you're killing me. Slave to work that day I'm sad to say. But I am taking more weekends off. I'll round up a helmet and some boots and take you up on that offer soon. I have every thing else.
Oh, I have an extra downhill bike if you ever want to give that a shot. Going to Santa Barabra on the 8th.
I'm planning to go every Friday so call in sick. Let me check my calender for the 8th and make sure I don't have any wedding commitments.;)

[TAF]

Hey dude...I was in that picture in your avatar....you cut me out!! :jawdrop:
I liked the pic so much but you said you were going to use it of you and I for something special so I figured I would use a partial and see if any one noticed later or said yours was a photo chop:( I suppose you could change yours?
I have my kids for New Years ( party? ) long weekend too.
Maximus, was that Jason you were talking to in the Sumu hair pic?

[MAXIMUS]

I liked the pic so much but you said you were going to use it of you and I for something special so I figured I would use a partial and see if any one noticed later or said yours was a photo chop:( I suppose you could change yours?
I have my kids for New Years ( party? ) long weekend too.
Maximus, was that Jason you were talking to in the Sumu hair pic?
Yes it was...:idea:

[2manymustangs]

:D V-Bride Video
Good one! Anyone else???:D