Three hillbillies

[RitcheyRch]

Three Hillbillies from the Carriere / McNeil area are sitting on a
porch
shootin' the breeze.
1st Hillbilly says: 'My wife sure is stupid! She bought an air
conditioner.
2nd Hillbilly says: 'Why is that stupid?
1st Hillbilly says: 'We ain't got no 'lectricity!
2nd Hillbilly says: 'That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid, she bought
one of them new fangled warshin' machines!
1st Hillbilly says: 'Why is that so stupid?
2nd Hillbilly says: ''Cause we ain't got no plummin'!
3rd Hillbilly says: 'That ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber than both
yer
wifes put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin'
fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in thar.
1st and 2nd Hillbillies say: 'Well, what's so dumb about that?
3rd Hillbilly says: 'She ain't got no pecker.'