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rrrr
12-06-2007, 03:18 PM
Just as men have always suspected, staring at women with big breasts will make you live longer. :D :D
10 Minutes Of Staring at Boobs Daily Prolongs Man's Life by 5 Years... - The beneficial starlets
By: Stefan Anitei, Science Editor
Listen, guys, now we know why Pamela Anderson made her transplants: to make us healthier. "Angels of mercy" like Jordan just prolong our life and Hugh Hefner knows it.
A German research published in New England Journal of Medicine and Weekly World News said that men staring at women's breasts in fact prolong their lives with years.
"Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female such as Baywatch actress Pamela Lee is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.
The team led by Weatherby was made up of researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, and found this results after monitoring for 5 years the health of 200 male subjects, half of whom were asked to look at busty females daily, while the other half had to abstain from doing so.
For five years, the boob oglers presented a lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and decreased risk of coronary artery disease.
"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at large breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half." said Weatherby, who even recommended that men aged over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized "D-cup" or larger.
She said that this was as healthy as going to the gym for 30 minutes daily and prolonged a man's life by five years.
"We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years." said Weatherby.
This is indeed a very serious reason for men to enjoy without shame those midnight TV shows, download low-budget women-in-prison movies and collect such instructive and health beneficial magazines like Playboy and Hustler.
http://news.softpedia.com/news/10-Minutes-Of-Staring-Boobs-Daily-Prolongs-Man-039-s-Life-by-5-Years-72490.shtml

R.A.D.man
12-06-2007, 03:23 PM
I'm going to shoot for an extra 10 years.

That Guy
12-06-2007, 04:18 PM
I'd like to officially let everyone know that I will be living until the age of 162....:jawdrop: :D :D

RitcheyRch
12-06-2007, 04:25 PM
I'm going to live forever. :D

CornWater
12-06-2007, 04:28 PM
I'd like to officially let everyone know that I will be living until the age of 162....:jawdrop: :D :D
And so will everyone else that has met your wife...
:jawdrop:

That Guy
12-06-2007, 04:39 PM
And so will everyone else that has met your wife...
:jawdrop:
Don't ever say that I didn't have your back.....:D :D
Think of me as a giver....kind of like Mandelon only in an honest and respectable way....:D :D

Mandelon
12-06-2007, 05:05 PM
I resemble that remark! :D
Just FYI, I am already 187 years old...... :devil:

phebus
12-06-2007, 05:07 PM
Except for my crossed eyes and hairy palms, I'm one healthy mofo. :D

photo chick
12-06-2007, 05:19 PM
Very interesting........................ :idea:

Flyinbowtie
12-06-2007, 05:25 PM
If true, this is one of the very few things I like to do that actually might be healthy for me.

djunkie
12-06-2007, 05:27 PM
I'd like to officially let everyone know that I will be living until the age of 162....:jawdrop: :D :D
Is that all? If I was married to your wife I'd live to 250. :D :D

DeltaSigBoater
12-06-2007, 05:50 PM
THIS THREAD IS WORTHLESS WITHOUT PICS!!!
http://www.horndog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/jennifer_love_hewitt_oscar_view_2_big.jpg
:D :D

73kona455
12-06-2007, 07:03 PM
THIS THREAD IS WORTHLESS WITHOUT PICS!!!
http://www.horndog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/jennifer_love_hewitt_oscar_view_2_big.jpg
:D :D
I got 5 extra years of life just from this one picture...lol .. i'm gonna live forever..:D

slowinhavasu
12-06-2007, 07:15 PM
I'd like to officially let everyone know that I will be living until the age of 162....:jawdrop: :D :D
Check your PM's....:D

CornWater
12-06-2007, 07:46 PM
Don't ever say that I didn't have your back.....:D :D
Think of me as a giver....kind of like Mandelon only in an honest and respectable way....:D :D
Good to hear.... I think you'll live even longer if your wife is the "giver"...
:D

HOSS
12-06-2007, 07:58 PM
I like that,,,

HOSS
12-06-2007, 07:59 PM
Damn,,im ready to hit 9g
shoulda been 10g before DAVE,,,phucers.

3 daytona`s
12-06-2007, 08:00 PM
Very interesting........................ :idea:
My best friend is a Casino Host at Harrah`s, several weeks ago a couple of 7-star players arrived.Well not really clear how went down but some poor,young,Valet is Mesmerized by her chest,which BTW is NOT covered.Well the poor kid is fired as she and her guy made a big stink that all he did was stare at her and not give "EYE CONTACT" :idea: LOL are you nuts? you walk around half naked,then piss and moan someone stares.I hope those two are proud of themselves get some young kid fired because ? Well you know:rolleyes:

Kim Hanson
12-06-2007, 08:30 PM
Very interesting........................ :idea:
I guess thats why I don't look my age :D :D .............( . )( . ).........

DeltaSigBoater
12-06-2007, 08:41 PM
My best friend is a Casino Host at Harrah`s, several weeks ago a couple of 7-star players arrived.Well not really clear how went down but some poor,young,Valet is Mesmerized by her chest,which BTW is NOT covered.Well the poor kid is fired as she and her guy made a big stink that all he did was stare at her and not give "EYE CONTACT" :idea: LOL are you nuts? you walk around half naked,then piss and moan someone stares.I hope those two are proud of themselves get some young kid fired because ? Well you know:rolleyes:
That Sucks... what a bitch!!! :mad:
Here's somethings to cheer us all up :D
http://www.glunp.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/jennifer-love-hewitt-1.jpg

NoMercy
12-06-2007, 09:01 PM
http://OCMike.smugmug.com/photos/194624515-L.jpg

maxwedge
12-06-2007, 09:34 PM
...after monitoring for 5 years the health of 200 male subjects, half of whom were asked to look at busty females daily, while the other half had to abstain from doing so...
Are we to believe 100 heterosexual males actually followed a no tit oogling rule for 5 years? I find that extreeeeeemely unlikely to the highest power of infinity.:D
But I do agree 100 percent, that the findings are acurate.

92562
12-07-2007, 01:02 AM
This thread is no good without.........someone get me a towel!:D

Moneypitt
12-07-2007, 01:40 AM
nah........... I'm already gone...................Anyone remember the "Terrice sunset grill"?

Mr. Crusader 83
12-07-2007, 07:25 AM
http://a571.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/110/l_23a294f20ac08aed73065a9ea0b9b162.jpg