Cigalert
12-13-2007, 08:07 AM
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other & says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before get to the driveway. I shut off the engine & coast into the garage.
I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet & pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed & my wife STILL wakes up & yells at me for staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him & says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach.
I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes in the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the ass & shout, "WHO'S HORNY!?" .....she acts like she is asleep every time."
I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet & pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed & my wife STILL wakes up & yells at me for staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him & says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach.
I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes in the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the ass & shout, "WHO'S HORNY!?" .....she acts like she is asleep every time."