Poem for Quick Jet

[FLYTE RISK]

I finally had my sex change and got rid of my jet
I bought me a flat but my snatch still gets wet
I started out with a Sanger just to begin
I raced a few people but still cant seem to win
So I got rid of the Sanger and bought a T deck instead
The thrill of the DOINK went straight to my head
The boat is so quik It almost made me faint
Its baby sh%t brown with the seventys paint
Now with my new identity I am so handsome
I need to spend less time in the bed and more time on the transom
I get into hot boat and love to talk smack
just waiting for the day guru will answer me back
When it comes to the track most know I am a wussy
I payed all that money to the doctor and I still have a pus%y
with the end coming near and well within sight
I am going to change back to a women so I dont have to race FLYTE!!!
There is more to come;) Sorr ReX

[QuickJet]

I finally had my sex change and got rid of my jet
I bought me a flat but my snatch still gets wet
I started out with a Sanger just to begin
I raced a few people but still cant seem to win
So I got rid of the Sanger and bought a T deck instead
The thrill of the DOINK went straight to my head
The boat is so quik It almost made me faint
Its baby sh%t brown with the seventys paint
Now with my new identity I am so handsome
I need to spend less time in the bed and more time on the transom
I get into hot boat and love to talk smack
just waiting for the day guru will answer me back
When it comes to the track most know I am a wussy
I payed all that money to the doctor and I still have a pus%y
with the end coming near and well within sight
I am going to change back to a women so I dont have to race FLYTE!!!
There is more to come;) Sorr ReX
Well Mr Flyte Risk
Can I call you Dave,
You make as much sense
as a black owning slaves
You talk all you smack
and your as gay as I think,
cause you look right at home
in your boat that is pink
You think your so fast
and all I need is the itch
cause in under 8 seconds
I'll make you my bitch
So sell all your shit
Like Hendrix and Bull,
cause you'll never get further
than an empty old hull
To you this is life
and me it's just fun,
cause we won't ever see
your pile run

[FLYTE RISK]

Well Mr Flyte Risk
Can I call you Dave,
You make as much sense
as a black owning slaves
You talk all you smack
and your as gay as I think,
cause you look right at home
in your boat that is pink
You think your so fast
and all I need is the itch
cause in under 8 seconds
I'll make you my bitch
So sell all your shit
Like Hendrix and Bull,
cause you'll never get further
than an empty old hull
To you this is life
and me it's just fun,
cause we won't ever see
your pile run
Now this is real funny but what will most think
when I hand you your ass in my boat which is PINK.
I have beaten Cole cash many times in the past
Just one more good whoopin i'll put on your ass.
And remember I have a Canyon it isnt a Cole
We will start from a stop not from a roll
I will stay to the left and you stay in your seat
the race will be over in the first 100 feet
And you need to drive it on that very day
I know you want Tony but cant afford to PAY!!;)
My boat will be done and done very soon
your days are numbered you stupid BABOON

[Jetboatguru]

NOW THIS IS SOME QUALITY STUFF!!!!
I have a poem of my own
Roses are red
Violets are blue
you guys will never race because both of you will never have running boats on the water at the same time and all this is BS but it makes for some fun ass reading while we are in the thick of winter and I cant wait for the next non rhyming bad iambic pentameter poem to be laid out.
:D :D

[QuickJet]

Now this is real funny but what will most think
when I hand you your ass in my boat which is PINK.
I have beaten Cole cash many times in the past
Just one more good whoopin i'll put on your ass.
And remember I have a Canyon it isnt a Cole
We will start from a stop not from a roll
I will stay to the left and you stay in your seat
the race will be over in the first 100 feet
And you need to drive it on that very day
I know you want Tony but cant afford to PAY!!;)
My boat will be done and done very soon
your days are numbered you stupid BABOON
So I take it your home
with time to sing,
but who is flipping the Woppers
at Burger King
Your talk is all talk
it will never be more,
cause come Father's day
you'll just sit on the shore
You have raced my boat
with the great man named Preacher,
but now class is in session
and I am the teacher
So bring your A Game
and that "Manly" pink boat,
I'll woop on it's ass
and shit down it's throat
You had better call Tony
for a motor to copy,
or pray for rain
or water that's choppy
Cause no matter what
you will back out of our race,
and blame it something
just to save face.

[Jetboatguru]

So I take it your home
with time to sing,
but who is flipping the Woppers
at Burger King
Your talk is all talk
it will never be more,
cause come Father's day
you'll just sit on the shore
You have raced my boat
with the great man named Preacher,
but now class is in session
and I am the teacher
So bring your A Game
and that "Manly" pink boat,
I'll woop on it's ass
and shit down it's throat
You had better call Tony
for a motor to copy,
or pray for rain
or water that's choppy
Cause no matter what
you will back out of our race,
and blame it something
just to save face.
This one had a little sting.
The strong points were Burger King, and Quick Jet being the teacher!!

[FLYTE RISK]

Is that all you got are your panties in a bunch
it is you who is scared, did you regurgitate your lunch:confused:
I have seen it before your just a newcomer
my boats been at the lake the past several summers
Your scared of that boat, why wont you admit
your beggin for preacher or tony to drive it
So just keep on talkin, we know you have no sack
you will be looking at my boat, its blue in the back
with all of your wins what can one do
the boats won some races , but never with you
My boat has some pink, but she sure is a sight
now get back to your boyfreind god bless and good night!:D

[FLYTE RISK]

Quick jet quote
My boat used to be cracked, but now shes a floater
she used to be fast but not with my motor
I bought a proven boat so all will be shown
it used to run good but thats when it was blown
I am a rookie a boy among men
i wont go to the track cause Ill never win
I actually am a woman Its true Im a fake
I cant drive my boat at the track only the lake
with all to see what will I do
my baby sh$t brown boat and the seat full of poo poo
With camp far west coming close what can I say
I got a flat tire coming up on that day
Thats what ill do thats my only excuse
Ill blame it on that and bottle abuse

[Jetboatguru]

Quick jet quote
My boat used to be cracked, but now shes a floater
she used to be fast but not with my motor
I bought a proven boat so all will be shown
it used to run good but thats when it was blown
I am a rookie a boy among men
i wont go to the track cause Ill never win
I actually am a woman Its true Im a fake
I cant drive my boat at the track only the lake
with all to see what will I do
my baby sh$t brown boat and the seat full of poo poo
With camp far west coming close what can I say
I got a flat tire coming up on that day
Thats what ill do thats my only excuse
Ill blame it on that and bottle abuse
NICE!!!:D

[FLYTE RISK]

NICE!!!:D
I thought you would like that!! I have not even used the rv dumpster or the zip code line you are famous for..

[Jetboatguru]

I thought you would like that!! I have not even used the rv dumpster or the zip code line you are famous for..
Speaking of Dumpsters,
How is Bung?:D

[QuickJet]

Go work on your boat
then call up your crew,
I'll show you all
what Brown can do
You and I
are like peas in a pod,
except you have a race boat
and me a lake rod
After our race
I will wear my big grin,
Cause unlike the Preacher
I won't let you win
I'll laugh at your boat
and I'll laugh at your crew,
you'll get beat like a Nazi
beats on a Jew
I've told you before
and I'll tell you again,
when you tow your boat
that's the fastest it's been
So bring all you got
and by that I mean beer,
cause your boat aint shit
you dumb little queer!!!

[Blown 472]

You guys gots some crazy mad skills, this forum is much more entertaining then the ****ing jet one.

[Jetboatguru]

Go work on your boat
then call up your crew,
I'll show you all
what Brown can do
You and I
are like peas in a pod,
except you have a race boat
and me a lake rod
After our race
I will wear my big grin,
Cause unlike the Preacher
I won't let you win
I'll laugh at your boat
and I'll laugh at your crew,
you'll get beat like a Nazi
beats on a Jew
I've told you before
and I'll tell you again,
when you tow your boat
that's the fastest it's been
So bring all you got
and by that I mean beer,
cause your boat aint shit
you dumb little queer!!!
Ok two things here:
First, he said "Rod"
ANd secondly, the whole Nazi Jew thing- No bueno.
Other than that,
DOWWWWWN GOES FLYTE RISK!!! DOWWWN GOES FLYTE RISK

[FLYTE RISK]

I am not going to brag nor will I gloat
I took a dump in the toilet and thought it was your boat
so I took a second look and just a quick glance
it couldnt be your boat it flushed way to fast
but by the looks of the color I gotta admit
it resmebled your boat the big pile of sh%t
You talk about my crew it's funny to me
when you are the homo and driving rookie
Your boat is so old the technology has passed
my canyon is a 90 and it dont drag its ass
So take it back to hitecc and talk to jim Lange
cause the outcome is set you cant even hang:)

[Jetboatguru]

Go work on your boat
then call up your crew,
I'll show you all
what Brown can do
You and I
are like peas in a pod,
except you have a race boat
and me a lake rod
After our race
I will wear my big grin,
Cause unlike the Preacher
I won't let you win
I'll laugh at your boat
and I'll laugh at your crew,
you'll get beat like a Nazi
beats on a Jew
I've told you before
and I'll tell you again,
when you tow your boat
that's the fastest it's been
So bring all you got
and by that I mean beer,
cause your boat aint shit
you dumb little queer!!!
I'll laugh at your boat
and I'll laugh at your crew
I'll be in the seat
that's filled with poo poo

[Jetboatguru]

I am not going to brag nor will I gloat
I took a dump in the toilet and thought it was your boat
so I took a second look and just a quick glance
it couldnt be your boat it flushed way to fast
but by the looks of the color I gotta admit
it resmebled your boat the big pile of sh%t
You talk about my crew it's funny to me
when you are the homo and driving rookie
Your boat is so old the technology has passed
my canyon is a 90 and it dont drag its ass
So take it back to hitecc and talk to jim Lange
cause the outcome is set you cant even hang:)
NOW THAT ONE STUNG!!!
BY FAR THE BEST LINES SO FAR!!! NICE!!!

[QuickJet]

Flyte just sent me this PM and I don't know what to make of it.
I'm sorry Scott
I've caught a bad bug,
the next time I see you
I'll give you a hug
I'll pack my things
and start heading south,
just promise me this
a kiss on the mouth
I have no money
for my bus fare,
we'll talk about boys
as I do your hair
I'll do my best
as I aim to please,
cause I find lots of comfort
when down on my knees
I'm five foot six
with a rather large rack
an anus that's tight
and shrivled up sack
we'll ride in your boat
I'll see how it's done,
I won't finish mine
it's not as much fun
I love you,
love Dave (Flyte Risk)
WOW Dave....thanks

[FLYTE RISK]

Flyte just sent me this PM and I don't know what to make of it.
I'm sorry Scott
I've caught a bad bug,
the next time I see you
I'll give you a hug
I'll pack my things
and start heading south,
just promise me this
a kiss on the mouth
I have no money
for my bus fare,
we'll talk about boys
as I do your hair
I'll do my best
as I aim to please,
cause I find lots of comfort
when down on my knees
I'm five foot six
with a rather large rack
an anus that's tight
and shrivled up sack
we'll ride in your boat
I'll see how it's done,
I won't finish mine
it's not as much fun
I love you,
love Dave (Flyte Risk)
WOW Dave....thanks
With a baby shit brown boat, many would ask
when you drive the boat are you wearing a mask
The smell must be awfull how can one drive
you lean to the left but the odors inside
so drop it off at Billy's on your way to Hiteck
tell Billy to paint it to look like a jet
So than youll be happy as you were before
now get back to work cleaning those toilets and floors!!:)

[pancho]

OMG,you guys have raised the bar,thats some legendary shit there

[Jetboatguru]

Flyte just sent me this PM and I don't know what to make of it.
I'm sorry Scott
I've caught a bad bug,
the next time I see you
I'll give you a hug
I'll pack my things
and start heading south,
just promise me this
a kiss on the mouth
I have no money
for my bus fare,
we'll talk about boys
as I do your hair
I'll do my best
as I aim to please,
cause I find lots of comfort
when down on my knees
I'm five foot six
with a rather large rack
an anus that's tight
and shrivled up sack
we'll ride in your boat
I'll see how it's done,
I won't finish mine
it's not as much fun
I love you,
love Dave (Flyte Risk)
WOW Dave....thanks
If this is truly Quick Jets own personal work, then he is in the wrong business. He needs to be writing limericks. :D

[QuickJet]

I think you're lying
that my boats been in your ass,
since we know you fvck plastic
and not fiberglass
Durring our race
I'll be the leader,
then you can tell all your friends
that you lost to a breeder
You'll take off your Lifeline
after you loose
and put on Pink shorts
with matching handbag and shoes
You'll have a drink
and I'll do the same,
but mine will be beer
not Bartles and james
I'll tell you I think
that your boat is fast,
but if you don't finish first
you've just taken last

[dossangers]

And the JUDGES score Q-Jet 5-2 This is some Funny Sh#t!!
Now back to our program!!!!!!!!!

[cole runner]

can i get a poem:)

[Rexone]

lmao :D
This beats the hell outta that weak Minnegar Billy Sammonds divorce crap.

[77charger]

FLYTE your going to cost me too much beer around here cause this will probably be 20+pages soon.
the poetry is pretty creative hell you even threw in doink,rookie,and gloat.LOL

[Jetboatguru]

can i get a poem:)
I think in order to get a poem you have to deliver one first......:) :)

[QuickJet]

You started this thread
in hopes to look cool,
when in fact all you did
was look like a fool
You bought this new boat
to put your hurt mill in,
you'll use an oar for your power
just like Colechillin
Your boat is real pretty
all faggs think it's true,
but don't talk about speed
when you own a Conoe
I remember your old boat
and heard the big story,
how you were racing a hydro
when your mill lost it's glory
I didn't believe you
and said "nigga please",
you blew up your shit
while racing jet skis
You picked up your rods
and started to cry,
and ran into the arms
of that Jim Hendrix guy
You looked really sad
and he held you so tight,
he said "Don't worry Dave
I'll be here all night".
If you continue this thread
I'll be like snow in a blizzard,
now log out Flyte Risk
and log in as Lot Lizard

[SangerDoug1]

You started this thread
in hopes to look cool,
when in fact all you did
was look like a fool
You bought this new boat
to put your hurt mill in,
you'll use an oar for your power
just like Colechillin
Your boat is real pretty
all faggs think it's true,
but don't talk about speed
when you own a Conoe
I remember your old boat
and heard the big story,
of how you were racing a hydro
when your mill lost it's glory
I didn't believe you
and said "nigga please",
you blew up your shit
while racing jet skis
You picked up your rods
and started to cry,
and ran into the arms
of that Jim Hendrix guy
You looked really sad
and he held you so tight,
he said "Don't worry Dave"
I'll be here all night.
If you continue this thread
I'll be like snow in a blizzard,
now log out Flyte Risk
and log in as Lot Lizard
Does anybody know that quickjet was writer for the movie 8 mile?? dont try freestyln with him you will lose every time!!!

[Jetboatguru]

You started this thread
in hopes to look cool,
when in fact all you did
was look like a fool
You bought this new boat
to put your hurt mill in,
you'll use an oar for your power
just like Colechillin
Your boat is real pretty
all faggs think it's true,
but don't talk about speed
when you own a Conoe
I remember your old boat
and heard the big story,
of how you were racing a hydro
when your mill lost it's glory
I didn't believe you
and said "nigga please",
you blew up your shit
while racing jet skis
You picked up your rods
and started to cry,
and ran into the arms
of that Jim Hendrix guy
You looked really sad
and he held you so tight,
he said "Don't worry Dave"
I'll be here all night.
If you continue this thread
I'll be like snow in a blizzard,
now log out Flyte Risk
and log in as Lot Lizard
Quick Jet,
You got some skills.
My man Flyte Risk will be rebounding here and landing some bombs.

[QuickJet]

http://www.thabocks.com/news/archives/slim%20shady.jpg:D

[SangerDoug1]

Quick Jet,
You got some skills.
My man Flyte Risk will be rebounding here and landing some bombs.
bombs or bongs??? Tell him to stay on the couch Quickjet is just getting warmed up!!!

[Jetboatguru]

bombs or bongs??? Tell him to stay on the couch Quickjet is just getting warmed up!!!
Come on! You gotta give props to Flyte for the poo poo in the seat deal earlier!

[rocket98]

Quick Jet,
You got some skills.
My man Flyte Risk will be rebounding here and landing some bombs.
Tony
This is not a really good job at rumen I know your close to the Gay Bay butt please......These girls have talent.......You do not..........

[SangerDoug1]

Come on! You gotta give props to Flyte for the poo poo in the seat deal earlier!
Screw the race, we otta have a freestyle session at cfw.And many props given for at least hangin with the king cracker rapper. Hey i think i just rymed!

[FLYTE RISK]

Come on! You gotta give props to Flyte for the poo poo in the seat deal earlier!
So I go out to dinner, only to come back and find
quick jet running his mouth, talkin out his behind
I had a big steak and some beers in a jug
only to see quick jets twin, whos name is sangerdoug
Now I know you are twins, and thats what its about
you came out of your momma with his dick in your mouth
that explains many things, that we all never knew
your brother is the man , but who the hell are you
Your twin came first and you were behind
you looked for your weiner which you could not find
so you buy you a boat which had a little clout
You were the fastest at the lake you thought with no doubt
You were sure you had em all covered but you never knew
you were compensating for something that you never grew
So get back to the doctor and demand a refund
this is not nearly the end its barely begun!!!:)

[FLYTE RISK]

Where did he go, now one things for certain
Hes pleasuring his brother, his mouth must be hurtin:o :)
Welll go from a stop never a roll
you hot boaters are crazy betting against me in the poll
I have spanked that boat before wich most never knew
just look at the video in river rats two
So come one and come all on fathers day in 08
like his brother in his mouth I will never be late
Oh I cannot even go any further QJ stop P.Ming me about your incestuos relationship with your bro. that is nasty and will get me banned!!:o ;) :)

[HIRED GUN]

lmao :D
This beats the hell outta that weak Minnegar Billy Sammonds divorce crap.
Rex...we finally see it , eye to eye....beers!!!!!!!

[SangerDoug1]

Where did he go, now one things for certain
Hes pleasuring his brother, his mouth must be hurtin:o :)
Welll go from a stop never a roll
you hot boaters are crazy betting against me in the poll
I have spanked that boat before wich most never knew
just look at the video in river rats two
So come one and come all on fathers day in 08
like his brother in his mouth I will never be late
Oh I cannot even go any further QJ stop P.Ming me about your incestuos relationship with your bro. that is nasty and will get me banned!!:o ;) :)
are you getting tired because that was really weak?

[Jetboatguru]

Rex...we finally see it , eye to eye....beers!!!!!!!
He hates you!:D

[SangerDoug1]

this is the best thread ever, you guys rock. Hey Flyt let me get this sraight, you dont even have a boat that runs???????????

[FLYTE RISK]

are you getting tired because that was really weak?
Really well lets talk about you you weekling!! I have a Snger V210 and a canyon, what you got you swing "a"ling not bad for flippin whoppers huh:confused:

[FLYTE RISK]

this is the best thread ever, you guys rock. Hey Flyt let me get this sraight, you dont even have a boat that runs???????????
Yes do you????

[SangerDoug1]

Really well lets talk about you you weekling!! I have a Snger V210 and a canyon, what you got you swing "a"ling not bad for flippin whoppers huh:confused:
Well my Sanger would mop up that hevy teard. And I have a lavey canoe just like your canyon.

[Kazanski]

You boys come on here to have some fun
But in the end someone’s going on a beer run
Now I don’t race and I don’t have my own boat
I just sit here and laugh as I watch you boys gloat
One boat is pink the others shit brown
And your rhyming judge’s avatar is a clown
You both sure are talking plenty of smack
But the real question is who’s got the equipment to back
The day of this race people will line the shore
I hope you put on a show, so it won’t be a bore
Quick jet seems to be on top of his game
Flyte risk’s rhymes come across as lame
Now I’m not good at rhyming and came up with this on the fly
I sure hope I don’t make you boys cry
This isn’t my place but figured what the hell
So I will leave you now with a nice farewell
Best of luck to you both whenever it takes place
Maybe it would be better if you just had a footrace

[HIRED GUN]

He hates you!:D
he loves me and ALL my Aliases.........:D

[HIRED GUN]

Hey sanger doug,....not to start a pissin match with you...but i got to ask,whats up with the Ron Jeremy avatar????:idea:

[FLYTE RISK]

You boys come on here to have some fun
But in the end someone’s going on a beer run
Now I don’t race and I don’t have my own boat
I just sit here and laugh as I watch you boys gloat
One boat is pink the others shit brown
And your rhyming judge’s avatar is a clown
You both sure are talking plenty of smack
But the real question is who’s got the equipment to back
The day of this race people will line the shore
I hope you put on a show, so it won’t be a bore
Quick jet is on top of his game
Flyte risk’s rhymes come across as lame
Now I’m not good at rhyming and came up with this on the fly
I sure hope I don’t make you boys cry
This isn’t my place but figured what the hell
So now I will leave you now with a nice farewell
Best of luck to you both whenever it takes place
Maybe it would be better if you just had a footrace
My freind I have whooped that boat a few times already with a very very heavy Hondo.. Please be there and I will buy you a beer when I pre vail and I did not know I was being judged on my rhyming skills!!

[QuickJet]

So you just had dinner
hey I think that's great,
did you have sex after dinning
or tell Jimmy to wait?
I can tell by your post
that you are humble and moral,
since he paid for your meal
atleast give him oral
I'm sure if you give him
a ride in your boat,
it'll land on your cheek
and not down your throat
So now your a couple
and considered a thing,
did you get him a job
at Burger King?
When the law changes
you two can Marry,
then lie to his face
that he popped your cherry
And on the night
when he lays you in bed,
don't show him your anus
that's swollen and red
Without all the butt sex
you'll still have some fun,
until word get's around
that you love Hired Gun

[Monkey Bung]

You boys come on here to have some fun
But in the end someone’s going on a beer run
Now I don’t race and I don’t have my own boat
I just sit here and laugh as I watch you boys gloat
One boat is pink the others shit brown
And your rhyming judge’s avatar is a clown
You both sure are talking plenty of smack
But the real question is who’s got the equipment to back
The day of this race people will line the shore
I hope you put on a show, so it won’t be a bore
Quick jet is on top of his game
Flyte risk’s rhymes come across as lame
Now I’m not good at rhyming and came up with this on the fly
I sure hope I don’t make you boys cry
This isn’t my place but figured what the hell
So now I will leave you now with a nice farewell
Best of luck to you both whenever it takes place
Maybe it would be better if you just had a footrace
Tony,
That is the best you got??

[SangerDoug1]

Hey sanger doug,....not to start a pissin match with you...but i got to ask,whats up with the Ron Jeremy avatar????:idea:
He is a hero of mine even though he has a smaller penis.

[Monkey Bung]

He is a hero of mine even though he has a smaller pencil???

[FLYTE RISK]

So you just had dinner
hey I think that's great,
did you have sex after dinning
or tell Jimmy to wait?
I can tell by your post
that you are humble and moral,
since he paid for your meal
atleast give him oral
I'm sure if you give him
a ride in your boat,
it'll land on your cheek
and not down your throat
So now your a couple
and considered a thing,
did you get him a job
at Burger King?
When the law changes
you two can Marry,
then lie to his face
that he popped your cherry
And on the night
when he lays you in bed,
don't show him your anus
that's swollen and red
Without all the butt sex
you'll still have some fun,
until word get's around
that you love Hired Gun
Get back to your brother or have you forgot
Your incestuous behavior you like it alot
You talk about burgers are you into the beef
get away from your pipe, stop smokin the reef
You are like a fly, you irritate and bug
get the balls off your chin that belong to sanger doug
You talk about jimmy when its his auotograph you seek
you obviously envy him when he;s in the seat
The first wife has left you, why could that be
you fantasize about Doug and so does she
So get back to your swingin, since you like it alot
take in an aa meeting and stop smokin the pot:)

[Kazanski]

Tony,
That is the best you got??
Unless tony grew about 4 inches taller, had a sex change, dyed his hair blonde, and was about 20 years younger, then I am no guru....funny that you thought I was!! I'm sure tony can do much better than that, but believe me that is not the best I've got, Im just bored and gave it a quick shot. ;)

[SangerDoug1]

He is a hero of mine even though he has a smaller pencil???
sorry thats what i meant.

[FLYTE RISK]

I am out, gotta get the motor off the dyno tomorrow God bless and good night. QJ its all good!!:) :sleeping:

[QuickJet]

You've got to kidding
is that the best you can do,
all your rymes are the same
they are all about poo
I can see it a problem
being the sex that you crave,
Some might call you Flyte Risk
or just anal Dave
Just go to bed
and in your dreams you'll be hopen,
that I spread out your cheeks
and bust you wide open
I'll do you real easy
and like a trip to the store,
I'll leave you 5 bucks
you cheap little whorre
If you put this much effort
into your boat,
the thing wouldn't run
and surely not float
So I'll be waiting
to hear from your camp
you'll know where to find me
I'll be at the ramp

[QuickJet]

I am out, gotta get the motor off the dyno tomorrow God bless and good night. QJ its all good!!:) :sleeping:
:D ;)

[HIRED GUN]

quikjet, please dont bring me in this,
i had way to many beers and have to take a piss,
between you and flyte i dont care who would of won,
get back to the garage and fix that spongy transom,
im not here to argue or for that matter to fight,
talking about you is a waste of a night,
Ill leave you with this and please dont bother,
go back to LA homie and look for your father.

[Cs19]

Quickjet is owning flyte risk in this deal and it wasnt even his game to start with. nice work QJ, thats raw talent.
Flyte probably feels something like these guys right about now.
http://yougotowned.net/

[BGMAN203]

Quickjet is owning flyte risk in this deal and it wasnt even his game to start with. nice work QJ, thats raw talent.
Flyte probably feels something like these guys right about now.
http://yougotowned.net/
Nice vid.

[QuickJet]

Quickjet is owning flyte risk in this deal and it wasnt even his game to start with. nice work QJ, thats raw talent.
Flyte probably feels something like these guys right about now.
http://yougotowned.net/
Thanks Chris. :D
Awesome vid BTW

[QuickJet]

quikjet, please dont bring me in this,
i had way to many beers and have to take a piss,
between you and flyte i dont care who would of won,
get back to the garage and fix that spongy transom,
im not here to argue or for that matter to fight,
talking about you is a waste of a night,
Ill leave you with this and please dont bother,
go back to LA homie and look for your father.
Didn't see this earlier.....
Sooooooooo in that case.
You get dumber and dumber
and more by the hour,
is it your brains that you squirt
jacking off in the shower
It isn't my place
and I know it aint right,
since you were role playing with Jimmy
and Davy all night
You were the prisoner
and they were the gaurds,
Jimmy had front
while Dave hit you hard
They flipped you around
to see your reaction,
your smiled confirmed
you like DP action
After hours and hours
you trade with each guy,
they leave you all sore
with an anal creme pie
So I understand
why your poem really sucked,
jimmy and dave got laid
and you mearly got fvcked

[HIRED GUN]

dont bring me into this,,,especially with all this gay talk.

[Rattle Can Lou]

This is all good shit Maynard. Makes me wanna change my fathers day plans....

[roscoe p coltraine]

Quickjet is owning flyte risk in this deal and it wasnt even his game to start with. nice work QJ, thats raw talent.
Flyte probably feels something like these guys right about now.
http://yougotowned.net/
Oh who do i see it cs
who is full of bs
When will you learn to drop the jet
cause if you get a prop you might win a bet
You drink from a red cup
Because your still a pup
You want to back quick jet
But he will lose his bet
When it comes to the lizard
he will find out who is the wizard
Dont take this serious
Cause i find it hilarious

[sawtooth]

I don't know about on the water but QUICKJET is owning this thread, he could quit his day job and release an album and have enough money to buy whatever fast boat he wants.

[FLYTE RISK]

Quick jets nightmare of reality
I woke up in the 916, at camp far west in june
i felt the end was coming near and had to race real soon
I am so scared ive never raced i've always been a failure
I think right now as in the past i;ll leave her on the trailer
I said some things I shouldnt have while typing in a poem
I need to pack up all my sh%t and head my ass back home
I said dear god could you help me as I look up to heaven
I lied again to all these folks and said my boat runs sevens:devil:
god replied what the hell, i taught you better scott
youve never won a single race how could you have forgot
I know god I never have, but I like to say I did
Ive been a homo all my life since I was a little kid
God says son its my belief thats why you'll never win
the things you do with doug and Barrett, your all comitting SIN.
Tell me lord what can I do should I sell my soul
god says yeah and after that unload that ugly Cole
ok god and thanks again youve really shown me the way
I'll sell my soul and my boat, but ill always be Gay
Ok Scoot thats fine with me I think youve seen the light
one more thing before I go you had no chance of beating FLYTE!!:)

[QuickJet]

You are like a kid
that's fresh out of Juvie,
was it Jerry you blew
to get your boat in that movie?
Your races were staged
to make you look fast,
they ran out of quick boats
so your Hondo was cast
I'll race you this summer
and we'll do it again,
and if you beat me by four
that means I spotted you ten
You'll launch like you do
no control and all squirely,
I'll wait for the hand drop
while you leave way early
I'll Chase you down
and pass your Metler Machine,
the one on the cover
of OUT magazine
You'll go to launch ramp
way on the North side,
with damaged Ego
but tons of Gay Pride
I'm sure your a cool guy
and I know it's all good,
since your thoughts are of me
when you have morning wood

[Rexone]

Quickjet is owning flyte risk in this deal and it wasnt even his game to start with. nice work QJ, thats raw talent.
Flyte probably feels something like these guys right about now.
http://yougotowned.net/
That video is awesome. Reminds me of a compilation of all the bench racers. :D

[Rexone]

Seems like the Bench Racers
Have gathered in force
To banter and spar
And beat a dead horse
Too bad they are slow
And don't even race
Butt they really enjoy
A shot in the face
Some have brown boats
Others are pink
Some claim they're fast
But talk with a wink
There's even some reptiles
Among the fast talkers
But when the smoke clears
Most will be balkers
If I were a prophet
I'd say with some clarity
A fast boat at the lake
Is truly a rarity
Most talk a big game
And puff out their chest
But come time to race
They can't find their vest
They talk of big numbers
Running the sevens
At the end of the day
They're pushin elevens
Many are stuck
On talkin bout butts
Meantime real racers
Are kickin their nutts
Get the boats ready
Time is real short
CFW is close
And most will abort
Old Rattle Can Lou
Has taken a beating
And now his accusers
May even be cheating
I wish him the best
And holiday wishes
Even if ol Santa
Must swim with the fishes
As far as who's fast
I ain't no wizard
If I had any coin
It would be on the Lizard
You may think he's bogus
Home smokin a joint
But come New Years Day
He'll get right to the point
To all who would read
This little bite
Merry Christmas to all
And to all a good fight

[FLYTE RISK]

You are like a kid
that's fresh out of Juvie,
was it Jerry you blew
to get your boat in that movie?
Your races were staged
to make you look fast,
they ran out of quick boats
so your Hondo was cast
I'll race you this summer
and we'll do it again,
and if you beat me by four
that means I spotted you ten
You'll launch like you do
no control and all squirely,
I'll wait for the hand drop
while you leave way early
I'll Chase you down
and pass your Metler Machine,
the one on the cover
of OUT magazine
You'll go to launch ramp
way on the North side,
with damaged Ego
but tons of Gay Pride
I'm sure your a cool guy
and I know it's all good,
since your thoughts are of me
when you have morning wood
Oh come on now cant you do any better
Stop e mailing Jerry and send him a letter
my Hondo made it, it actually got wet
that was back when your boat was a 55mph jet
So now your a driver i cant wait see
go talk to guru and get off your knees
He'll teach you good, and give you a lesson
but your used to your jet boat, its a waste of a session
with all of your experience wich pedal will you push
your boat runs 11's and your certainly no Al Bush
Preacher left with a handle and you thought I had air
I had a handle myself it was totally fair
But your all tough we know your a phony
my boat was just quicker ask the Flag man Tony:)
But reading this stuff it is very funny
Come fathers day you better bring some money
ill race you for something and this is a fact
when I whoop your boat, you have to run your boat at the track:idea:

[QuickJet]

I'll go to the track
and watch you make a pass,
it might be hard to get up,
as I laugh off my ass
You hang with a fast crowd
who say you have a rocket,
but to hang with Cole Cash
you'll need a way deeper pocket
But no matter how much money
or wallets you throw,
you won't have an engine
just two arms that row
So come to the lake
you shit generator,
and assume the position
of a stupid spectator
It's me you shall worship
and address me as " Lord"
cause all day I'll be racing
while you try to Wakeboard
They say this is the Dark Side
and in June on the water,
you'll know the truth
that I AM YOUR FATHER!!

[FLYTE RISK]

I'll go to the track
and watch you make a pass,
it might be hard to get up,
as I laugh off my ass
You hang with a fast crowd
who say you have a rocket,
but to hang with Cole Cash
you'll need a way deeper pocket
But no matter how much money
or wallets you throw,
you won't have an engine
just two arms that row
So come to the lake
you shit generator,
and assume the position
of a stupid spectator
It's me you shall worship
and address me as " Lord"
cause all day I'll be racing
while you try to Wakeboard
They say this is the Dark Side
and in June on the water,
you'll know the truth
that I AM YOUR FATHER!!
You'll be my father now thats pretty sick
how can one reproduce when they dont have a Dick
Go back to your jet boat thats all you can drive
Stop posting this crap we all know its a lie
I cant wait for new years, with you in the seat
Cole cash needs to be driven with both of your feet
This is not a jet boat, with the throttle in hand
you must press the pedal, like a guitar player in a band
That boat is much faster than youve ever been
but far slower than mine as you;ll never win
so borrow dougs sanger that is your best bet
we know thats the only boat that will ever get wet

[NUTHIN]

Quick jets nightmare of reality
I woke up in the 916, at camp far west in june
i felt the end was coming near and had to race real soon
I am so scared ive never raced i've always been a failure
I think right now as in the past i;ll leave her on the trailer
I said some things I shouldnt have while typing in a poem
I need to pack up all my sh%t and head my ass back home
I said dear god could you help me as I look up to heaven
I lied again to all these folks and said my boat runs sevens:devil:
god replied what the hell, i taught you better scott
youve never won a single race how could you have forgot
I know god I never have, but I like to say I did
Ive been a homo all my life since I was a little kid
God says son its my belief thats why you'll never win
the things you do with doug and Barrett, your all comitting SIN.
Tell me lord what can I do should I sell my soul
god says yeah and after that unload that ugly Cole
ok god and thanks again youve really shown me the way
I'll sell my soul and my boat, but ill always be Gay
Ok Scoot thats fine with me I think youve seen the light
one more thing before I go you had no chance of beating FLYTE!!:)
you mentioned my name
so now I'll chime in,
to prove to the members
that you are with sin.
im taller, smarter,
plus way the hell wiser
and you will never catch
me with that gay tennis visor.
im sure you wear sweatbands
and all the right fashion,
when you go on a date
with your anal assasin.
he keeps you safe
and way out of danger,
cause you are the catcher
and he the rump ranger.
you can pray all you want
that one day you'll switch,
but from all of us here
you'll always be bitch.:D

[QuickJet]

You'll be my father now thats pretty sick
how can one reproduce when they dont have a Dick
Go back to your jet boat thats all you can drive
Stop posting this crap we all know its a lie
I cant wait for new years, with you in the seat
Cole cash needs to be driven with both of your feet
This is not a jet boat, with the throttle in hand
you must press the pedal, like a guitar player in a band
That boat is much faster than youve ever been
but far slower than mine as you;ll never win
so borrow dougs sanger that is your best bet
we know thats the only boat that will ever get wet
I don't have a dick
what I have is a cock,
I'll put it this way
"It's twice the size of your sox"
You think your boats fast
to that I don't doubt,
but unlike yourself
it will never come OUT
You are scared of me
but take my advice,
stay away from the real boats
and stick to Lake Lice
When you sit in your boat
can you please tell me how,
your stubby short self
can see over the bow
If you can't reach the pedals
with your Paw looking feet,
see if Canyon boats
makes mens booster seats
I know your strategy
and you won't get it done,
your praying I'll die
so we don't have to run
So get all your homies
in a tight little huddle,
and find out why it's quicker
to build a Space Shuttle

[colechillin]

here's one for quickjet......
you talk a big game
like your boat runs hard
looking for fame
though you sound like a tard
change your cam
maybe your gears
busy with pastor sam
gettin ****ed in the rear
cole cash is a bucket
we'll let it slide
oh well **** it
your wife's on my side
you go to lake
what do we see
your the big flake
who squats to pee
we know I'll win
we know it's fun
tell your wife thanks
for the beautiful son

[Sangster]

This shit is starting to make my eyes bleed...............:D :D :D

[FLYTE RISK]

I don't have a dick
what I have is a cock,
I'll put it this way
"It's twice the size of your sox"
You think your boats fast
to that I don't doubt,
but unlike yourself
it will never come OUT
You are scared of me
but take my advice,
stay away from the real boats
and stick to Lake Lice
When you sit in your boat
can you please tell me how,
your stubby short self
can see over the bow
If you can't reach the pedals
with your Paw looking feet,
see if Canyon boats
makes mens booster seats
I know your strategy
and you won't get it done,
your praying I'll die
so we don't have to run
So get all your homies
in a tight little huddle,
and find out why it's quicker
to build a Space Shuttle
So lets get this straight, and please tell me somethin
Ive never seen you run your boat, nor have I seen Nuthin
You guys buy these boats all from the preach
they both belong in the water not on the beach
What have either of you done lets see your credentials
With the two of you driving there is no potential
What is the matter dont tell me your scared
you two are like two LIPS evenly paired
Why own a boat which sits on the trailer
You bought you a boat now, so act like a sailor
Cole Cash has been passed she sure is no looker
that boats had more pilots than a 10 dollar hooker
The only time its been fast is when its driving away
the previous owner said thank god I sold it today
They must have been blind why couldnt they see
The transom is rotten and the deck where it tee's
You say you have a cock, nuthin says you dont even have a weenie
nuthin covers his head with a wannabe gangster beenie
And I guess I have shrunk Nuthin says hes taller
How can that be when he's 4 inches smaller
Yes I have a Canyon I know you are jealous
Be careful what you say dont get overzealous
And my boat will be there as it always has
and yes on the motor I dont need no laughing gas
But the bottle will be in it I gaurantee you that
But this is all for none cause your boat as always has sat
Ya know do I really need to continue, your shit sat on the trailer last NYD when Hendrix called you out you remember. You just sat there after towing all that way. Rough water your ass Steel comp ran his boat against Sangster where were you. And you are calling Whitie out PUUUHHHLLLEEASSEE I am through with this and have got to put a little 468 together to clean yo clock my 532 will wait as I dont want to waste a pass on the rods. Furthermore Start with DA Bull NYD and see how you do than move onto Sangster as I gaurantee you he will serve you as well.
r

[QuickJet]

here's one for quickjet......
you talk a big game
like your boat runs hard
looking for fame
though you sound like a tard
change your cam
maybe your gears
busy with pastor sam
gettin ****ed in the rear
cole cash is a bucket
we'll let it slide
oh well **** it
your wife's on my side
you go to lake
what do we see
your the big flake
who squats to pee
we know I'll win
we know it's fun
tell your wife thanks
for the beautiful son
Well look who showed up
here you won't get a break,
did you ever get Pinkney's prop
from out of the lake?
This is a mans thread
and requires retention,
of course your' just here
seaking attention
So since you are nobody
and can't write a song,
I'll put you on Dave's team
right where you belong
You have no mill in your hull
no power to shred,
cause your stringers are empty
just like your head
Girls and boats
are your biggest fears,
and you've been in neither
in over 3 years
Now try to keep up
this moves pretty fast,
you've heard that before
two Junes before last
Your boat was a pig
and so was the driver,
you could of put Dave in the seat
we would of been none the wiser
Now go back to your hang out
I'm begging you please,
cause I know they all miss you
at Chucky Cheese.

[FLYTE RISK]

Well look who showed up
here you won't get a break,
did you ever get Pinkney's prop
from out of the lake?
This is a mans thread
and requires retention,
of course your' just here
seaking attention
So since you are nobody
and can't write a song,
I'll put you on Dave's team
right where you belong
You have no mill in your hull
no power to shred,
cause your stringers are empty
just like your head
Girls and boats are your hobbies
and your biggest fears,
you've been in neither
in over 3 years
Now try to keep up
this moves pretty fast,
you've heard that before
two Junes before last
Your boat was a pig
and so was the driver,
you could of put Dave in the seat
we would of been none the wiser
Now go back to your hang out
I'm begging you please,
cause I know they all miss you
at Chucky Cheese.
SOOOO when and where have you been I was there last year and the year before All be it not on the crowded weekend the days before. I wish I could have seen you drive your boat but glad I did not wait as the preacher was
summoned. In 05 I raced the preach when he unfortunately owned your turd. Not once but several times. Scott take your boat to the track and get a reality check there is no thrashing around as you are doing river racer, and all B.S aside than we will talk as most on here have taken there boats to the track Sanger Rich, SC FAB, Boat Mike, and several others have done. Please stop making excuses Hell I will pay your way If you supply the beers. Otherwise stop making yourself look like a fool with a boat that is unproven. And yes I have no idea what my new boat will run all I know is I have a prop motor and gear which I know worked in my other boat you do not even know where to start!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)

[QuickJet]

Ya know do I really need to continue, your shit sat on the trailer last NYD when Hendrix called you out you remember. You just sat there after towing all that way. Rough water your ass Steel comp ran his boat against Sangster where were you. And you are calling Whitie out PUUUHHHLLLEEASSEE I am through with this and have got to put a little 468 together to clean yo clock my 532 will wait as I dont want to waste a pass on the rods. Furthermore Start with DA Bull NYD and see how you do than move onto Sangster as I gaurantee you he will serve you as well.
r
Ummm...Hendricks NEVER said anything to me about wanting race last NYD or ever for that matter. Had he....I would have if there wasn't a wind. But even HE knew it was too windy. I saw him launch his boat but he never raced anyone. Duh...wonder why??
And then you use Steelcomps and Sangster's race as an example of how good the racing conditions were??? Pahleeze!! Go back to poetry. Atleast with your peoms I have a legitimate reason to laugh at your stupid claims.
And who called out Whitie?? Certainly not me. I have never met, spoken to or insinuated a race between us.
And I have made multiple upon multiple passes in my boat. I live 15 mins from a Lake and take advantage of it every chance I get.
Your assumptions make you look ignorant.
I live 500 miles south of you.....exactly how often do you expect to see my boat run?

[FLYTE RISK]

Ummm...Hendricks NEVER said anything to me about wanting race last NYD or ever for that matter. Had he....I would have if there wasn't a wind. But even HE knew it was too windy. I saw him launch his boat but he never raced anyone. Duh...wonder why??
And then you use Steelcomps and Sangster's race as an example of how good the racing conditions were??? Pahleeze!! Go back to poetry. Atleast with your peoms I have a legitimate reason to laugh at your stupid claims.
And who called out Whitie?? Certainly not me. I have never met, spoken to or insinuated a race between us.
And I have made multiple upon multiple passes in my boat. I live 15 mins from a Lake and take advantage of it every chance I get.
Your assumptions make you look ignorant.
I live 500 miles south of you.....exactly how often do you expect to see my boat run?
Scott I just saw you on youtube making a pass!! Do i rally need to go there and as far as Hendrix you must be Fing kidding me you truly are an ass act~!!

[QuickJet]

SOOOO when and where have you been I was there last year and the year before All be it not on the crowded weekend the days before. I wish I could have seen you drive your boat but glad I did not wait as the preacher was
summoned. In 05 I raced the preach when he unfortunately owned your turd. Not once but several times. Scott take your boat to the track and get a reality check there is no thrashing around as you are doing river racer, and all B.S aside than we will talk as most on here have taken there boats to the track Sanger Rich, SC FAB, Boat Mike, and several others have done. Please stop making excuses Hell I will pay your way If you supply the beers. Otherwise stop making yourself look like a fool with a boat that is unproven. And yes I have no idea what my new boat will run all I know is I have a prop motor and gear which I know worked in my other boat you do not even know where to start!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)
Start?? Unprooven???
I was there last year with my Blue and white Cole and then this last June with Cole Cash. I made 10 passes and only 10 because I came on the weekend and not durring the week. The water was roughed up a bit but I made the best of it.
Are you on commision with IHBA or something because it seems that you have a boner to get my boat to the track.
I've stated before that it's not my gig. I did the car thing and very seldom went to the track because it was not fun for me. I went to Ming and saw the same things going on that I experienced with the car thing....but only worse.
I could care a less if my boat ran 8.50's or 12.50's...that's not why I bought it. It's not a race boat. It's a lake boat...nothing more....nothing less.
And I don't ned a timeslip to tell me that my boat hauls ass!!!

[QuickJet]

Scott I just saw you on youtube making a pass!! Do i rally need to go there and as far as Hendrix you must be Fing kidding me you truly are an ass act~!!
So you are telling me that Jimmy came up to me and asked me to race?? No one asked me to race and I wasn't even near my boat most of the day. Actually, no one even knew that I owned the boat. I just picked it up that morning.
So go wherever you want.
Hey, Hell sounds good!!!

[FLYTE RISK]

Start?? Unprooven???
I was there last year with my Blue and white Cole and then this last June with Cole Cash. I made 10 passes and only 10 because I came on the weekend and not durring the week. The water was roughed up a bit but I made the best of it.
Are you on commision with IHBA or something because it seems that you have a boner to get my boat to the track.
I've stated before that it's not my gig. I did the car thing and very seldom went to the track because it was not fun for me. I went to Ming and saw the same things going on that I experienced with the car thing....but only worse.
I could care a less if my boat ran 8.50's or 12.50's...that's not why I bought it. It's not a race boat. It's a lake boat...nothing more....nothing less.
And I don't ned a timeslip to tell me that my boat hauls ass!!!
Than stop running your mouth if you live so close to water as I do than tune her up get her ready before you get there and badabing no thrashing. And I hear your car was a Roach strictly hear say but I would not want anyone to see my shit if it was ROACHY either!!:)

[QuickJet]

Than stop running your mouth if you live so close to water as I do than tune her up get her ready before you get there and badabing no thrashing. And I hear your car was a Roach strictly hear say but I would not want anyone to see my shit if it was ROACHY either!!:)
I can't run my mouth because I live near water??? Bullshit..my boat hauls ass.
Car was a roach??....now that's funny. And it was Cars with an "S" meaning many. All clean, all fast. Ask Hood about my cars.

[FLYTE RISK]

I can't run my mouth because I live near water??? Bullshit..my boat hauls ass.
Car was a roach??....now that's funny. And it was Cars with an "S" meaning many. All clean, all fast. Ask Hood about my cars.
Thats who I heard it from ROACHYY:)

[QuickJet]

Thats who I heard it from ROACHYY:)
ha ha ha......:D Too funny!

[HIRED GUN]

myself and others are so tempted to chime in.....but we sit idle....:D

[SangerDoug1]

Than stop running your mouth if you live so close to water as I do than tune her up get her ready before you get there and badabing no thrashing. And I hear your car was a Roach strictly hear say but I would not want anyone to see my shit if it was ROACHY either!!:)
STOP RUNNING YOUR MOUTH. Correct me if Im wrong didnt you start this thread? The only mouth running has been you. Q-jet has only been defending himself. He will be the first person to tell people that he is still learning. I think it takes a little longer than a year to handle a boat as fast as cole cash. And if you have such a hard on to race that boat, then by fathers day i will make sure that there will be a new mill between the stringers, just in case.