Looking for a job....

[riverbound]

I left my job last Friday and am in the process of looking for a new one. I know there are plenty of people on here that have posted job openings in the past.
I have over 9 years of sales and mangement experience. I wil send my resume to anyone interested.
Please email or PM.
riverbound733@sbcglobal.net
Thanks
Bill Kean

[Do F150's Float?]

I need a receptionist part time. The pay kinda sucks but it's casual dress (as in you can wear your slippers) and it's a nice downtown LB location. You will have to change toner in the copier.... can you handle that? :D

[Mrs. Bordsmnj]

Welcome back Bill!!!
Good luck on the job hunt! I will let you know if I hear of anything! Like I said before, if all else fails, male stripper...... :)

[riverbound]

I need a receptionist part time. The pay kinda sucks but it's casual dress (as in you can wear your slippers) and it's a nice downtown LB location. You will have to change toner in the copier.... can you handle that? :D
I will appreciate the offer, but I think i will hold out for a better offer :D

[Jordy]

My boat is kind of dirty. I'll give ya $6 an hour cash to come clean it. You have to get to phoenix on your own dime though. I've got all the wax and cleaners here though and won't charge you to use them. :D

[JetBoatRich]

what type of business were you in before last Friday?

[phebus]

Does this mean the stereo store deal is a no-go?

[riverbound]

what type of business were you in before last Friday?
I was a project manager for a specialty fabrication co.

[riverbound]

Does this mean the stereo store deal is a no-go?
That still is in the works, but not moving along as quickly as I hoped.

[riverbound]

I thought you were opening a stereo shop................
the negotiaitions arent going as planned....so we will see how things go.

[Jordy]

I was a project manager for a specialty fabrication co.
It wasn't Cutting Edge Marine was it??? :D :D :D

[Magic34]

My boat is kind of dirty. I'll give ya $6 an hour cash to come clean it. You have to get to phoenix on your own dime though. I've got all the wax and cleaners here though and won't charge you to use them. :D
I'll pay $20/hour. :p

[Jordy]

I'll pay $20/hour. :p
But you're a baller. ;)
p.s. You probably could have had him at $8/hour. :D

[BADBLOWN572]

Would you like frys with that? :p :p :p

[Phat Daddy]

Aren't you suppose to have something lined up first.......j/k?? :hammer2: :D

[Biglue]

You're capable of pushing a lawn mower right? Can you operate a weed whacker......and not on the back of a boat either. I can use a good worker. :crossx:

[Magic34]

But you're a baller. ;)
p.s. You probably could have had him at $8/hour. :D
No but with my products, I can detail the exterior of my boat in 45 minutes.
So it would cost me less than $20. :p

[460 jus getn it]

You're capable of pushing a lawn mower right? Can you operate a weed whacker......and not on the back of a boat either. I can use a good worker. :crossx:
lmfao.......................the two of you teamed up, that could possibly be the best landscape service this side of the mississippi.................u have the beaner for the work and the whitie to manage the money...........shit

[INSman]

But you're a baller. ;)
p.s. You probably could have had him at $8/hour. :D
That is F'n funny Jordy !!! :)

[460 jus getn it]

But you're a baller. ;)
p.s. You probably could have had him at $8/hour. :Di dont know...he has some white im him it might take at least $10/hour with 401k plan...................

[Cole Trickle]

i dont know...he has some white im him it might take at least $10/hour with 401k plan...................
Don't forget the paid vaction and smoke breaks!!! :crossx:

[460 jus getn it]

Don't forget the paid vaction and smoke breaks!!! :crossx:
he might need a company car as well...................

[Cole Trickle]

he might need a company car as well...................
Not to mention the huge expense account :idea: :220v:

[WYRD]

Do you know how to plant tulips???? :crossx:

[NOTALENT]

Do you know how to plant tulips???? :crossx:
haha..here we go again..... :D

[460 jus getn it]

Not to mention the huge expense account :idea: :220v:
wait we are over looking the high rise office..............

[Cole Trickle]

wait we are over looking the high rise office..............
What about the 20K signing bonus so he can re locate and aquire a new residence.

[djunkie]

You guys are all a bunch of dicks. This guy comes on here looking for help to find a job and all you can do is crack jokes...................
BTW my boat could use a good detailing too. :crossx: :crossx:

[Biglue]

Dont forget about a sexy assistant. :rolleyes: :)

[Cole Trickle]

Dont forget about a sexy assistant. :rolleyes: :)
and a new Dell Laptop with 24hr access to ***boat :rollside:
<------- thinks I might need a new job after seeing all of these perks!!

[460 jus getn it]

What about the 20K signing bonus so he can re locate and aquire a new residence.
acess to the company yacht.............

[460 jus getn it]

and a new Dell Laptop with 24hr access to ***boat :rollside:
<------- thinks I might need a new job after seeing all of these perks!
24 hr acess...shit he might even get his own fourm.................

[Jordy]

You guys are all a bunch of dicks. This guy comes on here looking for help to find a job and all you can do is crack jokes...................
Hey, at least we're consistant. Equal opportunity joke crackers. Except for Lue and 460. They're only like 1/2 crackers. :D :D :D

[Biglue]

and a new Dell Laptop with 24hr access to ***boat :rollside:
<------- thinks I might need a new job after seeing all of these perks!!
Position will also include internet ready phones. God forbid the Laptop die out on him. :D

[Biglue]

Hey, at least we're consistant. Equal opportunity joke crackers. Except for Lue and 460. They're only like 1/2 crackers. :D :D :D
This thread would not be complete if chief wise ass himself didn't chime in. :rolleyes: :)

[Cole Trickle]

acess to the company yacht.............
Unlimited access to teh corporate Helicopter and key to the executive wash room!!! :p

[Jordy]

This thread would not be complete if chief wise ass himself didn't chime in. :rolleyes: :)
I just wish the Wise Ass tribe had a casino. Then I'd never have to work. :D :D :D
p.s. I chimed in long before you finished your siesta and burrito and decided to show up. ;)

[Do F150's Float?]

You guys are all a bunch of dicks. This guy comes on here looking for help to find a job and all you can do is crack jokes...................
BTW my boat could use a good detailing too. :crossx: :crossx:
He said to e-mail or PM...
***boat is for BS'ing... we all know that... :p

[460 jus getn it]

Hey, at least we're consistant. Equal opportunity joke crackers. Except for Lue and 460. They're only like 1/2 crackers. :D :D :D
equal rights....no one is left out..................

[460 jus getn it]

I just wish the Wise Ass tribe had a casino. Then I'd never have to work. :D :D :D
p.s. I chimed in long before you finished your siesta and burrito and decided to show up. ;)
nope...i think he had his head burried in the roach coach........................

[460 jus getn it]

Unlimited access to teh corporate Helicopter and key to the executive wash room!!! :p
damn he even gets the company jet.........................

[djunkie]

He said to e-mail or PM...
***boat is for BS'ing... we all know that... :p
And wife swapping. :crossx: :crossx:

[Jordy]

nope...i think he had his head burried in the roach coach........................
So you're saying he found his food stamps under his work boots??? :D :D :D

[Cole Trickle]

And wife swapping. :crossx: :crossx:
Damm swingers!!!

[460 jus getn it]

So you're saying he found his food stamps under his work boots??? :D :D :D
no he works for his food........kind of like even trade..........................he details the roach coach, they feed him

[djunkie]

Damm swingers!!!
Ya no shit!!! :rollside:

[460 jus getn it]

Damm swingers!!!
o shit, i forgot about the vip room at the night club

[Do F150's Float?]

And wife swapping. :crossx: :crossx:
I think I'd need a wife to swap for that... :idea: hahaha...
I wanna do that show... Wife Swap... that would be awesome. Except I'm not anybody's wife and i don't have kids... But i bet i could cause some trouble :D
BILL!!! I found you a job!!! (gotta love myspace) - I just got a myspace offer to do porn!!! $1000 signing bonus!!!! :rollside:

[Biglue]

I just wish the Wise Ass tribe had a casino. Then I'd never have to work. :D :D :D
p.s. I chimed in long before you finished your siesta and burrito and decided to show up. ;)
That's why you're the chief. Guess I missed it. :D
I was not eating or sleeping focker. I was "WORKING" :crossx: :)
Sorry RB.......I had to. LOL

[Biglue]

So you're saying he found his food stamps under his work boots??? :D :D :D
I dont wear work boots. I wear huaraches. It's 460 you'd hide stuff from him in his work boots. Get the ethnic jokes straight already. :rolleyes: :)

[460 jus getn it]

I dont wear work boots. I wear huaraches. It's 460 you'd hide stuff from him in his work boots. Get the ethnic jokes straight already. :rolleyes: :)
aww hahahahahaha.....thats right. work boots might get hard on your feet standing on the corner waiting for work..........sorry man had to do it

[HOOTER SLED-]

And wife swapping. :crossx: :crossx:
I hear you wanna swap the girls and hook up with the man. Wrong kind of swapping you homo. :crossx: :crossx: :rollside:

[Biglue]

aww hahahahahaha.....thats right. work boots might get hard on your feet standing on the corner waiting for work..........sorry man had to do it
Someone has to support you fockers on welfare. :crossx:
Right back atcha. :D

[a catered life]

I left my job last Friday and am in the process of looking for a new one. I know there are plenty of people on here that have posted job openings in the past.
I have over 9 years of sales and mangement experience. I wil send my resume to anyone interested.
Please email or PM.
riverbound733@sbcglobal.net
Thanks
Bill Kean
didnt want to read all the pages for this thread but not sure about the salary but rexone of rexmarine call always use a person or two good luck

[460 jus getn it]

Someone has to support you fockers on welfare. :crossx:
Right back atcha. :Dawww hahahahaha...thats what we have white women for..................

[djunkie]

I hear you wanna swap the girls and hook up with the man. Wrong kind of swapping you homo. :crossx: :crossx: :rollside:
No one said anything like that fag. Leave it up to you to turn a thread gay!!!!!!!! :crossx: :crossx:

[riverbound]

I think I'd need a wife to swap for that... :idea: hahaha...
I wanna do that show... Wife Swap... that would be awesome. Except I'm not anybody's wife and i don't have kids... But i bet i could cause some trouble :D
BILL!!! I found you a job!!! (gotta love myspace) - I just got a myspace offer to do porn!!! $1000 signing bonus!!!! :rollside:
I didnt get any offers :(

[Do F150's Float?]

I didnt get any offers :(
They were probably going in alphabetical order (Miss Mischevious comes before Riverbound). I'll forward the message to ya so you can get a jump on this one! ;)

[WYRD]

No one said anything like that fag. Leave it up to you to turn a thread gay!!!!!!!! :crossx: :crossx:
glad wasn't me for a change :crossx: :crossx: :crossx:

[460 jus getn it]

They were probably going in alphabetical order (Miss Mischevious comes before Riverbound). I'll forward the message to ya so you can get a jump on this one! ;)
come on now.....you know better then that.....he is only interested cause there is a possiblity that the fluffer position is open..............

[djunkie]

glad wasn't me for a change :crossx: :crossx: :crossx:
:rollside: :rollside:

[Jordy]

Get the ethnic jokes straight already. :rolleyes: :)
I've heard just about every version involving every ethnicity. ;)

[HOOTER SLED-]

No one said anything like that fag. Leave it up to you to turn a thread gay!!!!!!!! :crossx: :crossx:
It was already gay when you entered. :rolleyes:

[396_WAYS_TO_SPIT]

You're capable of pushing a lawn mower right? Can you operate a weed whacker......and not on the back of a boat either. I can use a good worker. :crossx:
We dont want him to take lue's and 460's job:D

[396_WAYS_TO_SPIT]

I left my job last Friday and am in the process of looking for a new one. I know there are plenty of people on here that have posted job openings in the past.
I have over 9 years of sales and mangement experience. I wil send my resume to anyone interested.
Please email or PM.
riverbound733@sbcglobal.net
Thanks
Bill Kean
Good luck on the find bill. I hope it works out for ya bro. Atleast you dont own a gas guzzling boat anymore.......

[Charley]

My buddy's work just had an opening..... It's a pretty cool little place, they circumsize elephants.... he said they pay aint that great but the "Tips" are HUGE! :cry: :cry:

[76ANTHONY]

I think I'd need a wife to swap for that... :idea: hahaha...
I wanna do that show... Wife Swap... that would be awesome. Except I'm not anybody's wife and i don't have kids... But i bet i could cause some trouble :D
BILL!!! I found you a job!!! (gotta love myspace) - I just got a myspace offer to do porn!!! $1000 signing bonus!!!! :rollside:
yeah, thanks woman for the no pm. i could do this, i just need a body double, i will do my own stunts :crossx: so when do you start so i can sign up and maybe, just maybe :D
ok jokes over, i tried
bill, wth??? i look around for ya, what type of business do you want to work in, besides porn????

[Jordy]

Atleast you dont own a gas guzzling boat anymore.......
Yeah, and it actually goes fast instead of just pumping water out of the ditch. :D :D :D

[Biglue]

yeah, thanks woman for the no pm. i could do this, i just need a body double, i will do my own stunts :crossx: so when do you start so i can sign up and maybe, just maybe :D
ok jokes over, i tried
bill, wth??? i look around for ya, what type of business do you want to work in, besides porn????
I'm sure he would make a good fluffer or stunt devil in gay porm. :crossx:

[76ANTHONY]

I'm sure he would make a good fluffer or stunt devil in gay porm. :crossx:
i feel a snapper joke coming on...or maybe an ECHO joke......
sorry dont know any weedwaker jokes.....

[riverbound]

yeah, thanks woman for the no pm. i could do this, i just need a body double, i will do my own stunts :crossx: so when do you start so i can sign up and maybe, just maybe :D
ok jokes over, i tried
bill, wth??? i look around for ya, what type of business do you want to work in, besides porn????
I would prefer to get back into sales. As far as field goes if the money is good it doesnt matter what Im doing.

[Jordy]

If the money is good it doesnt matter what Im doing.
I'm sure he would make a good fluffer or stunt devil in gay porm. :crossx:
Ding, ding, ding, ding. :D :D :D

[76ANTHONY]

:idea: :crossx: :crossx: :crossx: Ding, ding, ding, ding. :D :D :D