Big River is going to be a blast this Labor Weekend

[Give Me Some Slack]

I don't care what people say about Big River, but if you have not party with our group you are missing out! We have fast boats, slow boats, no boats, boats with weak decks, boats you can dance on and so on! Besides that we have awesome parties. We have people drinking alot, puking, taking incriminating pictures to put on the boards to tell wild and crazy stories of the pictures. We don't have any bars on the water, but we have a bar up the hill which is alot of fun. We also have boat races in front of the camp, so they can show off! We have the cove up the river by the dam, shell beach down the river, and a lot of open water to open the boats up and have good time.
[ August 25, 2003, 06:14 PM: Message edited by: Give Me Some Slack ]

[CALIFORNIA PERFORMANCE]

SO STOKED :D Trying to get everything ready. Need to buy a hitch :mad: What a rip off. We are going to try to make it up for sunday and monday. Hope you all will still be there so we can meet up with the slow boat and drinkers part of the group. wink

[wrightnow]

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[ August 26, 2003, 08:26 AM: Message edited by: wrightnow ]

[wrightnow]

wrightnow:
Thats right Big River has it all, but for those that dont know give me some slack aka COD here's a pic for referance on one of his better days.
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/1000dan-med.jpg
Lets just hope this weekend goes better than the last one...
Mark

[cyclone]

99 bananas....Mark i wont be dragging the red boat over to your place on thursday. the heads are off the 502 now and i've got some work ahead of me....

[wrightnow]

cyclone:
99 bananas....Mark i wont be dragging the red boat over to your place on thursday. the heads are off the 502 now and i've got some work ahead of me.... Let me know if there anything I can do to help like,send randy over to help with putting your msd backin, little mark to clean up the oil, one of the twins to dance on the deck. Just your normal boat goons...
Mark

[Blown 472]

cyclone:
99 bananas....Mark i wont be dragging the red boat over to your place on thursday. the heads are off the 502 now and i've got some work ahead of me.... What happened??

[HBjet]

Blown 472:
cyclone:
99 bananas....Mark i wont be dragging the red boat over to your place on thursday. the heads are off the 502 now and i've got some work ahead of me.... What happened?? He wanted to polish the pistons. So he says!
HBjet

[Blown 472]

I think he is ascared of your boat. :D

[Hotcrusader76]

HBjet:
Blown 472:
cyclone:
99 bananas....Mark i wont be dragging the red boat over to your place on thursday. the heads are off the 502 now and i've got some work ahead of me.... What happened?? He wanted to polish the pistons. So he says!
HBjet I think Sonny called him and told him that. :D

[HBjet]

Blown 472:
I think he is ascared of your boat. :D No, my boat is slow!
HBjet

[cyclone]

im just polishing the muffler bearings, adjusting the flux capacitors and recharging the uranium p-32 explosive space modulator. we should be ready for space in two days.

[hboldno7]

cyclone:
im just polishing the muffler bearings, adjusting the flux capacitors and recharging the uranium p-32 explosive space modulator. we should be ready for space in two days. Whats wrong, it wasnt putting out 1.21 jigga watts?

[HBjet]

cyclone:
we should be ready for space in two days. 2 days? Slacker!
HBjet

[cyclone]

someone said that my motor wasn't allowed to make 1.47 horsepower per cubic inch so I decided to add two more pistons just to make things fair. that'll bring the ratio down to about .99 hp per cubic inch.

[cyclone]

im also going to install chrome placted fuel inject brake lines, and i'm going to gap the oil for more performance.

[cyclone]

but my super top secret weapon is dual dipsticks. those are good for at least 400 hp on the west coast.

[Hotcrusader76]

cyclone:
im also going to install chrome placted fuel inject brake lines, and i'm going to gap the oil for more performance. For added bling bling you can go with spark plugs in your new headers...I hear it adds about 3.0lbs more thrust

[HBjet]

cyclone:
someone said that my motor wasn't allowed to make 1.47 horsepower per cubic inchI know who this was.... and you have to remember it is on 91 octane. Now, too bad this person just says it can't be done, but has no PROOF as to why, just his word.
HBjet

[Hotcrusader76]

cyclone:
but my super top secret weapon is dual dipsticks. those are good for at least 400 hp on the west coast. LMAO...hahahaaaa :D
That's killer...I gotta get me sum of those idea

[HBjet]

Cyclone, you need to pick up a set of those adjustable spark plugs!
HBjet

[Johnwithjm]

Split fire plugs are the bomb :D

[Hotcrusader76]

Johnwithjm:
Split fire plugs are the bomb :D Split fires are adjustable now! Why didn't anyone tell me....Damn you Cyclone for holding out on your secrets. Just when I thought HBJet and I were going to space first. :D

[cyclone]

The parts that will seal the deal and make my jet boat the first one to go not just past ludicrous speed, but all the way to plaid, will be my new super double top secret ram air cup holders.
some of my other great speed parts include:
carbon fiber fuel lines
ported stainless steel nuts and bolts
neon lighted camshaft
plastic motor mounts (lighter than aluminum)
supercharged oil pump.

[Hotcrusader76]

cyclone:
The parts that will seal the deal and make my jet boat the first one to go not just past ludicrous speed, but all the way to plaid, will be my new super double top secret ram air cup holders.
some of my other great speed parts include:
carbon fiber fuel lines
ported stainless steel nuts and bolts
neon lighted camshaft
plastic motor mounts (lighter than aluminum)
supercharged oil pump. LMAO....:::coughing....:::::: Holy shit that's some sh*t :D

[HBjet]

Cyclone, your still holding back...
what about the:
Fuel Pump Nozzle Reducer
Billet air scoop (yeah, that's pricy)
Stainless Steel alternator belt
Speed Coating the water lines
Just to name a few more mods...
HBjet

[Hotcrusader76]

What about a chrome spinner for your steering wheel! :D

[cyclone]

i think that a chrome spinner on the steering wheel will be an excellent way to divert the oncoming air (and birds and wasps!)around my head and thus, reduce drag and improve aerodynamics.

[Hotcrusader76]

It might even add sex appeal and we all know that adds 100HP in Ca.

[Bense468]

you need to adjust the clickers and swap the pull rods.
Who invented nozzel reducers? I know this is just a quiz.