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Taylor LP
04-30-2003, 09:04 PM
Give the poor boy a break. I have uploaded my av to the image center. When i try to update my profile I think I'm doing it right, because it shows on my profile page. After I click on "update profile" it just dissapears. If i choose on of the crappy supplied ones it works ok.
WTF?
Thanks for the help

WETDAWG
04-30-2003, 09:07 PM
Hang in there,bud
Go to the test area. I had the same problem until I got the correct http address for the picture that I wanted
finnally after 6 beers and 10 attempts it worked :D
There is some good adivce in the test area too argue

Taylor LP
04-30-2003, 09:13 PM
I'm sure i got the right url. It shows up on my profile, and if I cut and paste the url into my browser it works there too!
After I click "update profile" , when I go back to the profile it's gone. Just wont stay in the profile. Don't think it's too big because it's a lot smaller than most of the ones on here.
Oh yeah, I used the same url for my avatar at another board and it works fine there.
Some strange shit, 'eh?

WETDAWG
04-30-2003, 09:15 PM
Yep STRANGE!!
Have you gone to the test site? :D

Taylor LP
04-30-2003, 09:24 PM
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/502/537gaerav-thumb.bmp
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/502/537gaerav.bmp
If they work here then I know the url's are ok.

Taylor LP
04-30-2003, 09:25 PM
Yep tried them at the test site. Only thing I can think of is they are .bmp's. going to change them to jpegs and see what happens.

Taylor LP
04-30-2003, 09:34 PM
Have to be jpegs or gifs. should be ok now.

WETDAWG
04-30-2003, 09:45 PM
:D :D :D COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL :D
You are the MAN!!

Taylor LP
04-30-2003, 09:50 PM
Nah, not according to this! (Just so this thread isn't totally wasted)
"YOU DA MAN!" TEST
In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:
A. Lovemaking
B. Screwing
C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.
You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:
A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship
B. Your blood test results
C. Five tequila slammers
You time your orgasm so that:
A. Your partner climaxes first.
B. You both climax simultaneously.
C. You don't miss Sports Center
Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
A. Healthy, creative love-play.
B. Not the sort of thing to which your wife/girlfriend would agree.
C. Not the sort of thing about which your wife/girlfriend need ever to find out.
Spending the whole night cuddling a woman with whom you've just had sex is:
A. The best part of the experience.
B. The second best part of the experience.
C. $100 extr
Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is:
A. No concern to you.
B. Not a problem, she can join your gym.
C. A conservative estimate.
You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
A. A myth.
B. An oxymoron.
C. A Moron.
Foreplay is to sex as:
A. Appetizer is to entree.
B. Primer is to paint.
C. A long line is to an amusement park ride.
Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?
A. "I hope we can still be friends."
B. "I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep."
C. "Welcome to Dumpsville, population: YOU."
A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with the intimacy.
B. Is uptight and a waste of time.
C. Should never have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.
EVALUATING RESULTS: If you answered "A" more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you ARE a man!!
If you answered "B" more than 7 times, check into therapy, you're a little confused.
If you answered "C" more than 7 times, "YOU DA MAN!"

WETDAWG
04-30-2003, 09:50 PM
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO are your engines Great!!

WETDAWG
04-30-2003, 10:17 PM
This is a little "rough" (I'll probably be thrown Off) but I ,too, don't want to waste a thread! devil
BLOW JOBS!!!!
WHAT A GIRL HAS TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT
1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it.
2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful.
3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face.
4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow.
5. My ears are NOT handles.
6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick?
7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart.
8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now.
9. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol.
10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I've just "wrecked it" for you.
11. Leaving me in bed while you go play video games immediately afterwards is highly inadvisable if you would like my behavior to be repeated in the future.
12. If you like how we do it, it's probably best not to speculate about the origins of our talent. Just enjoy the moment and be happy that we're good at it. See also rule #2 about gratitude.
13. No, it doesn't particularly taste good. And I don't care about
the protein content.
14. No, I will NOT do it while you watch TV.
15. When you hear your friends complain about how they don't get blow jobs often enough, keep your mouth shut. It is inappropriate to either sympathize or brag.
16. Just because "it's awake" when you get up does not mean I have to "kiss it good morning."
WHAT A MAN HAS TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT
1. First of all, yes you're obligated to do it. If you don't, we will find someone (younger, prettier and dirtier) who will.
2. Second, swallowing a teaspoon full of cream is a hell of a lot easier
than licking a dead fish.
3. You want to talk about farting? Does the word "queef" mean anything to you?
4. I will use your ears as I see fit. don't worry about it and be thankful I'm not pulling your hair.
5. When you're on your period, stuffing something in your mouth is the only way to stop you from bitching and moaning. Suck it up!
6. Speaking of which, if you are bleeding for five straight days, you need all the fluids you can get. Trust me.
7. You bitch about the taste, but trust me when I tell you that we get the short end of the stick in flavor country.
8. At least there is no danger of a dick bleeding in your mouth.
9. Play with the balls.
10. No matter how good you think you are at it, we've had better.
11. Caress the ass, too. We like that!
12. Make hay when the sun shines. It's "wide awake" in the morning now, but when you get old &fat and looking for some action, I gah-ron-tee it'll be "sound asleep."
13. If you swallow, then you don't have to worry about getting any on your face, now will you?
[ April 30, 2003, 11:18 PM: Message edited by: WETDAWG ]