Craziest Labor Day Stories !?!?

[Hallett19]

Well, Lake Havasu was on fire, like usuall, packed to the brim, too many people for my liking but girls there have no shame!!!! I was with the www.crazygirlsinaction.com (http://www.crazygirlsinaction.com) crew again and this time was twice as crazy than last time. Blowjobs being givin on the boats around us, some dude bangin two different chicks, girls with whipped cream on a stripper pole, lots of girls making out with eachother, it was wild times. Kokomos was too packed Sat. night so we hit it sunday night and it was a good crowd!! Friday night, drank myself till I passed out and never drank again. I got pulled over twice, checked for drinking and passed both times. All in all, it was fun, wished I was at martinez with my crew (and without my girlfriend) but you cant always get what you want. Lets hear some more stories from the colorado river !!

[Froggystyle]

I rear-ended a Mercedes that brake-checked in front of me... That was pretty wild.

[Havasu_Jet_85]

sounds like it a was kick ass weekend!!!!

[DickDanger]

Hey Hallett, if you are always hooking up with these people, why do you never invite anyone from here to join ya? Not calling you out, but whats the deal here? Anyhow, my labor day was: OT at work, BBQ shopping, poker & pool party, and taking the trash out. Pretty exciting huh??? Woooooooooooooooooo!!!! -DD Out

[Jordy]

Hey DD, he never calls because he is making it all up. Now if that isn't the case, he should prove us wrong with pictures. Yeah, that's the ticket.
Jordy :D

[Jordy]

Froggystyle:
I rear-ended a Mercedes that brake-checked in front of me... That was pretty wild.Hmm. You couldn't rear end anything nice, like a Porsche or Ferrari? Everyone ok?
Jordy :D

[thebull]

Alright i'm new to this place, but I got a nice story to tell. I was in Copper Canyon on Sunday morning around 11:00, and I was chillen with my cuz. Anyways, I see this old beater come in the cove with these two hott chicks. Anyway she started showing her titties and other things(hehe), and she see me on my Seadoo(don't hate). She says she wanted to go on a ride, so I let her jump on. Well we head south like we are headed towards Black Meadows, and I tell her i gotta pee. So we pull off to the side of the river, and she go a couple a feet away and squats down to piss too. So while i'm trying to do my thing, she comes over to me. I tell her i can't so I tell her to help out, well u know what happen next. I said to her i was just playing, and that i didn't really have to piss i just wanted her to see my bull (haha). Well she says "Do u have a condom, and i said hell yeah" Next thing u know i'm doing the Discovery Channel style right on the side of the River. I know some boats had to have seen me, but I didn't care. Anyways i took some pics, but i don't think i should put them on here. Well i hope this was good enought for you horn doggs. :D

[74Campbell]

thebull:
Alright i'm new to this place, but I got a nice story to tell. I was in Copper Canyon on Sunday morning around 11:00, and I was chillen with my cuz. Anyways, I see this old beater come in the cove with these two hott chicks. Anyway she started showing her titties and other things(hehe), and she see me on my Seadoo(don't hate). She says she wanted to go on a ride, so I let her jump on. Well we head south like we are headed towards Black Meadows, and I tell her i gotta pee. So we pull off to the side of the river, and she go a couple a feet away and squats down to piss too. So while i'm trying to do my thing, she comes over to me. I tell her i can't so I tell her to help out, well u know what happen next. I said to her i was just playing, and that i didn't really have to piss i just wanted her to see my bull (haha). Well she says "Do u have a condom, and i said hell yeah" Next thing u know i'm doing the Discovery Channel style right on the side of the River. I know some boats had to have seen me, but I didn't care. Anyways i took some pics, but i don't think i should put them on here. Well i hope this was good enought for you horn doggs. :D http://www.attrition.org/gallery/computing/forum/jackass.jpg

[XTRM22]

thebull:
Alright i'm new to this place, but I got a nice story to tell. I was in Copper Canyon on Sunday morning around 11:00, and I was chillen with my cuz. Anyways, I see this old beater come in the cove with these two hott chicks. Anyway she started showing her titties and other things(hehe), and she see me on my Seadoo(don't hate). She says she wanted to go on a ride, so I let her jump on. Well we head south like we are headed towards Black Meadows, and I tell her i gotta pee. So we pull off to the side of the river, and she go a couple a feet away and squats down to piss too. So while i'm trying to do my thing, she comes over to me. I tell her i can't so I tell her to help out, well u know what happen next. I said to her i was just playing, and that i didn't really have to piss i just wanted her to see my bull (haha). Well she says "Do u have a condom, and i said hell yeah" Next thing u know i'm doing the Discovery Channel style right on the side of the River. I know some boats had to have seen me, but I didn't care. Anyways i took some pics, but i don't think i should put them on here. Well i hope this was good enought for you horn doggs. :D No Offense but shouldn't you have started that story with " things like this never happen to me but......." And you forgot the part about how her hot friend joined in! Like I said no offense, wild things are known to happen in Copper Canyon, good story, sky high bullshit meter readings, but you get points creativity. wink
Chuck
PS I stayed home and layed on the couch so even bullshit beats my weekend.

[74Campbell]

thebull:
Alright i'm new to this place, but I got a nice story to tell. I was in Copper Canyon on Sunday morning around 11:00, and I was chillen with my cuz. Anyways, I see this old beater come in the cove with these two hott chicks. Anyway she started showing her titties and other things(hehe), and she see me on my Seadoo(don't hate). She says she wanted to go on a ride, so I let her jump on. Well we head south like we are headed towards Black Meadows, and I tell her i gotta pee. So we pull off to the side of the river, and she go a couple a feet away and squats down to piss too. So while i'm trying to do my thing, she comes over to me. I tell her i can't so I tell her to help out, well u know what happen next. I said to her i was just playing, and that i didn't really have to piss i just wanted her to see my bull (haha). Well she says "Do u have a condom, and i said hell yeah" Next thing u know i'm doing the Discovery Channel style right on the side of the River. I know some boats had to have seen me, but I didn't care. Anyways i took some pics, but i don't think i should put them on here. Well i hope this was good enought for you horn doggs. :D http://www.attrition.org/gallery/computing/forum/internet_cock.jpg

[thebull]

Alright, you think this story is real well give me your email address and I will send u some pics, but if i am telling the truth u gotta let me ride in your Hott Boat. :p

[74Campbell]

thebull and david hasslehoff.
http://www.attrition.org/gallery/computing/forum/best_picture_ever.jpg

[Hallett19]

http://manifestation.org/~ill/images/funny/bs.jpg

[Jordy]

Is it just me or is 74Campbell on a roll lately? This latest round of pics is too much. Keep up the good work. I'm going to make sure I give you 5 stars if I haven't already.
Jordy :D

[Hallett19]

as promised....
http://free.***boat.net/gallery/Reader_Rides/Jet_Boats/Picture_1241.JPG
http://free.***boat.net/gallery/Reader_Rides/Jet_Boats/Picture_1442.JPG
Here is me wondering "why is this girl dancing in front of me need a PDF if she already has those cusions?"
(pretty nice doo rag, ha :cool: )
http://free.***boat.net/gallery/Reader_Rides/Jet_Boats/Picture_1447.JPG
http://free.***boat.net/gallery/Reader_Rides/Jet_Boats/Picture_407.JPG
and if you guys are nice, you can see her with her top off :)
oh, and my girlfriend got dubbed honorary "Bud Girl" from the budweiser audio assualt vehicle crew
http://free.***boat.net/gallery/Reader_Rides/Jet_Boats/Picture_1265.JPG
[ September 03, 2002, 09:42 PM: Message edited by: Hallett19 ]

[Jordy]

Nice job Aaron. Looks like fun. I was thinking the same thing about the girl on the raft... she couldn't sink if she wanted to.
Jordy :D

[DickDanger]

Like I said, I wasnt calling ya out, but why be stingy with the chix? You should be a giver, and invite some Hot Boat alumni to these shindigs. Am I right, or am I right??? -Dick "Hallett just took his ball and went home" Danger out

[Hallett19]

how did this one get by.....
http://free.***boat.net/gallery/Reader_Rides/Jet_Boats/Picture_1317.JPG
and here it is, the girl in the black swimsut, my future ex wife............ (I want her so bad)
http://free.***boat.net/gallery/Reader_Rides/Jet_Boats/Picture_410.JPG

[kcm21]

Hallet,
I like your story......it resemble that of mine. I was hangin with Nextasex all weekend and I gotta give it to frank the guy brings some real class act women around! They really know how to party and have a good time.
-kev- :D

[nextasex]

Hey hallett,, good job brotha!! glad to see you're down for the cause. the women are awesome!!
frank :cool:

[syke-o]

Great pics bro... wish i was there

[Rod-64]

Where did all this go on????
I thought they closed copper canyon and the sandbar on holiday weekends???

[Froggystyle]

jordanpaulk:
Froggystyle:
I rear-ended a Mercedes that brake-checked in front of me... That was pretty wild.Hmm. You couldn't rear end anything nice, like a Porsche or Ferrari? Everyone ok?
Jordy :D Yeah. We are all OK. Except for the Durango and Mercedes. The D got it's nose bent, and we trashed the back of the Mercedes. I guess we hit the crumple zone just right.

[Raskal]

hallett those girls are smokin hot and young good job :D
[ September 03, 2002, 11:03 PM: Message edited by: Raskal ]

[HBjet]

Well, when you guys were living it up like rock stars, Hustler, Cyclone and I decided to take the boat out to Perris and meet up with a few other people, but while driving there, my AC compressor took a shit on the 91 fwy at 8am and we ended up at a Chevy dealer. 8 cokes, 3 foam cups, and a lifetime of AC oil later, we were back on the road in 2 hours. We got to Perris to find out they were full. So we had some good ole Perris McDonalds and then headed to Eliminator Boats to look at some over priced fiberglass. Then we went back to Cyclones and worked on his other boat for a few hours. All in all, I think Hustler had the best time. Nothing like comming down to Orange County to work on other peoples shit on 3 hours of sleep.
HBjet

[Hallett19]

Holy shit HB, I think I would have rather gotten in a car acciedent or a d.u.i than do what you guys did!! Why didnt you guys hit the river, parker or martinez ?

[cyclone]

we probably could have gone to the river but HB was worried about the floor of his truck catching his back pack on fire. lol. If anyone needs any AC compressor oil, HB Jet has 6 ounces he can spare. How much is that you ask? one styrofoam cup full.

[Bense468]

well if you homos would have came out with us and not bitched out then you would have had a way better time. I think I had one of the best river trips I have ever had even though the boat did not run all that great. The midnight float we had just kicked ass along with non stop partying.

[HBjet]

Hallett, we tend to hang back on the big weekends. Next year we probablt go to Martinez for the big weekends. Parker is just too rough.
Cyclone, I think it's the flip-flops I smell burning!
Bense, what was wrong with the boat? Why did it not run so good. I thought you were working on that thing for like 10 years.....what's the problem?
HBjet

[Bense468]

My impellar is to big for what I am running now. I went from oval port heads to big rectangular and now I can't spin the aa up. I thought that would effect me but just wanted to get out there and run. So I only ran at about 70 and would barly come off the cam. I need to be cut back to an ab or maybe even a B to let the motor spin up. I was producing more HP/ torque before at lower Rpms with the oval port heads. The reason it took so long was because I was not working on it. I was working on other things. I did not spend that much time in the boat actually. I have some problems to work out thats for sure. I might just be done for the summer though. I have some plans for next year. I might just see if I can accomplish them by next summer.

[Bense468]

Randy you need to come run down there with us though. We had a blast this weekend. The first day I was a little pissed that I lost so much RPM and MPH but then I just said screw it. I am out here I am having fun even if my shit was running great I would still not be the fastest out here because there was a 135+mph place craft there. So we just chilled. Check out the Labor at blythe topic to read up on it.

[locogringo]

RiverDave
I've partied with him on a couple of occasions, and we have a River Trip planned pretty quick here.
RD[/QB]Glad to see you are back on the "river going mentality" again RD
LOL

[locogringo]

thebull:
Alright i'm new to this place, but I got a nice story to tell. I was in Copper Canyon on Sunday morning around 11:00, and I was chillen with my cuz. Anyways, I see this old beater come in the cove with these two hott chicks. Anyway she started showing her titties and other things(hehe), and she see me on my Seadoo(don't hate). She says she wanted to go on a ride, so I let her jump on. Well we head south like we are headed towards Black Meadows, and I tell her i gotta pee. So we pull off to the side of the river, and she go a couple a feet away and squats down to piss too. So while i'm trying to do my thing, she comes over to me. I tell her i can't so I tell her to help out, well u know what happen next. I said to her i was just playing, and that i didn't really have to piss i just wanted her to see my bull (haha). Well she says "Do u have a condom, and i said hell yeah" Next thing u know i'm doing the Discovery Channel style right on the side of the River. I know some boats had to have seen me, but I didn't care. Anyways i took some pics, but i don't think i should put them on here. Well i hope this was good enought for you horn doggs. :D
I'm calling you out on this...
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[ September 04, 2002, 11:35 PM: Message edited by: locogringo ]

[Backtanner]

I never believed your stories were true until .....
[ September 06, 2002, 04:08 AM: Message edited by: Backtanner ]

[thebull]

http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/7ff53b79/bc/Havasu+2001+Memorial+Weekend/__tn_Hava004.jpg?bcCMje9ApQRRYZef http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/7ff53b79/bc/Havasu+2001+Memorial+Weekend/Hava003.jpg?bcStbo9AtM3W6Cbv[/IMG] (http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/7ff53b79/bc/Havasu+2001+Memorial+Weekend/Hava003.jpg?bcStbo9AtM3W6Cbv)

[thebull]

http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/7ff53b79/bc/Havasu+2001+Memorial+Weekend/__hr_Hava010.jpg?bcCMje9A57nGL1tx

[thebull]

Alright I'm tired of hearing all you people talk shit about the bull, so I'm guess i'm gonna have to give you some proof of what I get.
http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/7ff53b79/bc/Havasu+2001+Memorial+Weekend/__hr_Hava020.jpg?bcCMje9AH2qzdPjx
http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/7ff53b79/bc/Havasu+2001+Memorial+Weekend/__hr_Hava022.jpg?bcCMje9AH57ol5C2
http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/7ff53b79/bc/Havasu+2001+Memorial+Weekend/__hr_Hava026.jpg?bcCMje9AI0suB3tn
http://photos.yahoo.com/bc/havasu_2001/vwp?.dir=/Havasu+2001+Memorial+Weekend&.dnm=Hava041.jpg&.src=ph&.view=t&.hires=t
http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/7ff53b79/bc/Havasu+2001+Memorial+Weekend/__hr_Hava042.jpg?bcCMje9AoJ1j1MhQ
http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/7ff53b79/bc/Havasu+2001+Memorial+Weekend/__hr_Hava044.jpg?bcCMje9AwPj2mMhI
http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/7ff53b79/bc/Havasu+2001+Memorial+Weekend/__hr_Hava047.jpg?bcCMje9Al3zmYJ48
U still talking shit :)
And I got more enjoy, I guess my bull is bigger than your 74 Cambell

[thebull]

Alright here's part two:
http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/7ff53b79/bc/Havasu+2001+Memorial+Weekend/__hr_Hava054.jpg?bcCMje9AQNLlUmAx
http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/7ff53b79/bc/Havasu+2001+Memorial+Weekend/__hr_Hava058.jpg?bcCMje9AaMdrHZo8
http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/7ff53b79/bc/Havasu+2001+Memorial+Weekend/__hr_Hava059.jpg?bcCMje9AfZAMRyDS
http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/7ff53b79/bc/Havasu+2001+Memorial+Weekend/__hr_Hava062.jpg?bcCMje9A7Z0UbNlx
http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/7ff53b79/bc/Havasu+2001+Memorial+Weekend/__hr_Hava063.jpg?bcCMje9AIJvidiJP
http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/7ff53b79/bc/Havasu+2001+Memorial+Weekend/__hr_Hava061.jpg?bcCMje9AlW30RPNp

[thebull]

http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/7ff53b79/bc/Havasu+2001+Memorial+Weekend/__hr_Hava061.jpg?bcCMje9AlW30RPNp

[Froggystyle]

As much as I want to see them, all I see is that you hooked up with a red "X" and a "Detect Network Settings" Good job though...

[Jordy]

Convinced me... LOL
Jordy :D

[OutCole'd]

You werent kiddin. Those were the hottest red xx's I have ever seen. Do you think they are real? Who cares, they are hot.

[Backtanner]

Only 1 X, if she was as hot as you say I would expect nothing short of a triple X.

[thebull]

I dont' know what happen fellas and ladies. I will ask for redemption. http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/7ff53b79/bc/Havasu+2001+Memorial+Weekend/__hr_Hava003.jpg?bcrjqe9ArtXSZDet
http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/7ff53b79/bc/Havasu+2001+Memorial+Weekend/__hr_Hava006.jpg?bcrjqe9AKiTuJiRH
http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/7ff53b79/bc/Havasu+2001+Memorial+Weekend/__hr_Hava010.jpg?bcrjqe9AQxlFL1tx
http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/7ff53b79/bc/Havasu+2001+Memorial+Weekend/__hr_Hava020.jpg?bcrjqe9A8cRbdPjx
http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/7ff53b79/bc/Havasu+2001+Memorial+Weekend/__hr_Hava026.jpg?bcrjqe9AMdWkB3tn http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/7ff53b79/bc/Havasu+2001+Memorial+Weekend/__hr_Hava041.jpg?bcrjqe9AnR2_ic_E
http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/7ff53b79/bc/Havasu+2001+Memorial+Weekend/__hr_Hava042.jpg?bcrjqe9AAKBr1MhQ
http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/7ff53b79/bc/Havasu+2001+Memorial+Weekend/__hr_Hava047.jpg?bcrjqe9AKVf9YJ48

[thebull]

Here's part two
http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/7ff53b79/bc/Havasu+2001+Memorial+Weekend/__hr_Hava050.jpg?bcrjqe9A4wT.BSpm
http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/7ff53b79/bc/Havasu+2001+Memorial+Weekend/__hr_Hava052.jpg?bcrjqe9AV6pROe4c
http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/7ff53b79/bc/Havasu+2001+Memorial+Weekend/__hr_Hava054.jpg?bcrjqe9AqrE6UmAx
http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/7ff53b79/bc/Havasu+2001+Memorial+Weekend/__hr_Hava057.jpg?bcrjqe9Agn.gl1vl
http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/7ff53b79/bc/Havasu+2001+Memorial+Weekend/__hr_Hava059.jpg?bcrjqe9AJsRTRyDS
http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/7ff53b79/bc/Havasu+2001+Memorial+Weekend/__hr_Hava063.jpg?bcrjqe9A8PGidiJP
http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/7ff53b79/bc/Havasu+2001+Memorial+Weekend/__hr_Hava065.jpg?bcrjqe9Ag8f8mrUq
http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/7ff53b79/bc/Havasu+2001+Memorial+Weekend/__hr_Hava086.jpg?bcrjqe9A4bfbfymO

[thebull]

I hope you guys like my pics

[syke-o]

so whats the secret to get to look at the pics???

[Havasu Hangin']

thebull:
Alright i'm new to this place,Hey Bull...welcome to the jungle...
thebull:
...she see me on my Seadoo(don't hate). She says she wanted to go on a ride, so I let her jump on...Well she says "Do u have a condom, and i said hell yeah" let's see...
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[ September 07, 2002, 10:13 PM: Message edited by: Havasu Hangin' ]

[lakesmodified]

thebull:
I hope you guys like my picsHey BULL, unfortunately, your pics aren't showing up... But if you would like to email them to me(lakesmodified@yahoo.com), I would be more than happy to post them here for ya, and redeem yourself!!!!

[Hallett19]

NICE PICS BRO!!! I don't know about you guys, but I am convinced.

[OutCole'd]

You see, and you guy's didnt believe him. I said all along he was telling the truth, and those pics prove it. I think everyone on this thred owes bull an apologie.

[locogringo]

I apologize for waiting over 2 minutes for the downloads to finish. Stlll haven't come close. Bottom of screen still says 23 to go and this is a highspeed line I'm running!!!
HUM, I say! Still not convinced. Call me Doubting Thomas.
LOL

[Jordy]

I must have missed it. Now there are even more red x's than the last time... Hmmmm. I am convinced of something but I just dont know what.
Jordy :D

[missboatnam1]

hee hee, jordy, i was thinkin the same thing, but i shit for postin pic's......

[locogringo]

missboatnam1:
hee hee, jordy, i was thinkin the same thing, but i shit for postin pic's......Literally or figuratively??????
LMAO

[missboatnam1]

you kill me, such a good husben but a big computer fudger.......how ya been? :D ...ahh do you know what a fudger is?

[locogringo]

missboatnam1:
you kill me, such a good husben but a big computer fudger.......how ya been? :D ...ahh do you know what a fudger is?Someone who makes fudge in the factory that nobody knows about?
Doin' good!

[missboatnam1]

COOL, YOUR EYES LOOK MARIVLESS.....

[locogringo]

missboatnam1:
COOL, YOUR EYES LOOK MARIVLESS.....All the better to see through you with my dear...