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Trailer Park Casanova
08-31-2003, 11:04 AM
We were at the Bluewater Marina last week and while in the water, a Bluegill darted out from under the dock and bit my left nipple.
Felt like clamping down with visegrips.
Everyone looked at me like I had a Butthole in the center of my forehead.
Then Dino, jumped into the water, was hangin on to his swimstep and pow!!! The fish bit him on the nipple too... clamped down like with pliers. http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/939P8230017-med.JPG
Dino, after jumping outta the water. Note water splashing at his feet from his kids trying to nail him with a water gun.
[ September 06, 2003, 07:36 PM: Message edited by: Trailer Park Casanova ]

Mandelon
08-31-2003, 12:14 PM
What? No nipple pics? Let's see the proof TPC!! What is up with that crazzzzy fish? :D

Trailer Park Casanova
08-31-2003, 12:57 PM
Mandelon:
What? No nipple pics? Let's see the proof TPC!! What is up with that crazzzzy fish? :D I even nailed my nipple again this week at work, felt likeas if was a paper cut on the head of your,,,
[ September 06, 2003, 07:36 PM: Message edited by: Trailer Park Casanova ]

Just Tool'n
08-31-2003, 03:46 PM
TPC, a story that good needs pics, atleast go down to vons & get a dead fish & take the pic!

LUVNLIFE
08-31-2003, 06:07 PM
You know some people pay good money for nipple tweakings like that.... so I've been told. wink

eliminatedsprinter
09-04-2003, 08:52 AM
I hope you didn't hurt that fish. :( You should see what I had to do to train him. jawdrop wink

jackpunx
09-04-2003, 09:03 AM
eliminatedsprinter:
I hope you didn't hurt that fish. :( You should see what I had to do to train him. jawdrop wink ROTFLMAO

Trailer Park Casanova
09-05-2003, 04:22 PM
RiverDave:
There used to be one mean SOB Bass that lived under my neighbors dock. He'd bite your toes, but it'd scare ya more then hurt ya.
RD Their are Largemouth Bass at the south end of Emerald Cove near the rocks and they surface and take the Ducklings swimming by.

Cole
09-06-2003, 04:53 PM
Yes, they do love the nipples...an old family legend was that my uncle was sitting in a beach chair neck high in water, when he all of a sudden SCREAMS at the top of his lungs, jumps up to find there is a bluegill latched on his nipple flipping back and forth...well, it took some finesse to pry him off, but when they did he was actually bleeding from his manboob!!
Of course I wasn't there, I would have only been maybe 5, but this is just an old family tail...no pun intended!!!!

Lakeshow
09-08-2003, 07:59 AM
Happened to me 2 years ago at Havasu. Little Focker drew blood while everyone LTAO!!!!
It is now my mission to eat every bluegill that I run across - little bastards.

Blown 472
09-08-2003, 08:23 AM
Kinda an odd way to catch fish, sorta like noodling only wif a nipple. :D

Kilrtoy
09-08-2003, 01:24 PM
SO what does this man eating fish look like....