Trailer Park Casanova
06-09-2003, 08:18 PM
The squeeze and I were sitting facing the river from the back of the bar. Steak and Crab, Ice cold Michelob.
One of those Fox's nights. Dark, steamy, comfortably numb, characters pulling up to the dock, doing something interesting, perhaps something crazy and departing. My kind of night.
Never fails, Big Jeff pulls up.
Big Jeff, as the story goes, owns a Titty bar in Phoenix, and usually has a deck full of babes.
Each summer, Jeffs stereo grows another 1000 watts.
The tale is now he has to run the motor to run the stereo.
Hell, I dunno, I just sit and take it all in.
Fox's bartender usually turns down the music when Big Jeff pulls up, and Jeffs music takes over.The babes then take over the brass pole,, and the show beats any at any titty bar.
The girls do it all together at the pole,, I mean,, well,, they're pros and don't let anyone down. Then after they leave the brass pole, they hit on all the girls sitting at the bar that are with guys.
The guys love it,, what dogs we are!!!
Like I said,, my kinda night.
One of those Fox's nights. Dark, steamy, comfortably numb, characters pulling up to the dock, doing something interesting, perhaps something crazy and departing. My kind of night.
Never fails, Big Jeff pulls up.
Big Jeff, as the story goes, owns a Titty bar in Phoenix, and usually has a deck full of babes.
Each summer, Jeffs stereo grows another 1000 watts.
The tale is now he has to run the motor to run the stereo.
Hell, I dunno, I just sit and take it all in.
Fox's bartender usually turns down the music when Big Jeff pulls up, and Jeffs music takes over.The babes then take over the brass pole,, and the show beats any at any titty bar.
The girls do it all together at the pole,, I mean,, well,, they're pros and don't let anyone down. Then after they leave the brass pole, they hit on all the girls sitting at the bar that are with guys.
The guys love it,, what dogs we are!!!
Like I said,, my kinda night.