Hottest jet on ebay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[396_WAYS_TO_SPIT]

This is my dreamboat!!!
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Jet-Boat-jet-boat-JET-BOAT-Texas-Fully-restored_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQcategoryZ63686QQitemZ46 21777202QQrdZ1
http://i1.ebayimg.com/02/i/06/8c/d1/7a_12.JPG
http://i6.ebayimg.com/03/i/06/87/76/5c_12.JPG
http://i18.ebayimg.com/05/i/06/67/e1/35_12.JPG

[beerjet]

I am speechless......and thats not good . :D

[YeLLowBoaT]

I love the "a la" 4x4 shifters, seats and consol.........

[beerjet]

I was really diggin the "night rider " center console.

[GUGS102]

Well now wait a minute, I've got a set of seats and harnesses in the car....Might even look as bad as the pictures of the ebay boat.
I think the color would look great in the sun, but man the rest of the "custom extras" leave a little to be desired.
Perfect project for someone who has a blazer or bronco with no interior and a couple of milk crates for the boat...Now that would be "custom extras"
You sometimes wonder how someone would come up with these things. I'd really like to watch when they decide the seats and console are a good idea. I think it would be funny to watch their epihany(sp) and the excitment it must have brought.
Gugs

[GunninGopher]

If that came out exactly how he wanted....
I gotta see some more of this guy's ideas!
$9,800 for that boat. Good luck. Maybe he'll get it. If there's one thing I've come to realize: There is always at least 2 people on this planet that are freaky-wierd in the exact same way, and the internet lets them get together.

[Coleitis22]

If that came out exactly how he wanted....
I gotta see some more of this guy's ideas!
$9,800 for that boat. Good luck. Maybe he'll get it. If there's one thing I've come to realize: There is always at least 2 people on this planet that are freaky-wierd in the exact same way, and the internet lets them get together.
First look straight on, I was wondering who those two black guys were sittin in it.

[maxwedge]

So I'm I'm sitting here like a moron looking at the daytime engine pics and thinking, "What the hell are those things bolted to the valve covers?...too short to be rope deflectors. Then I glanced at the other photos.... OMG, It's for holding the neon tubes!" LMAO. Somewhere a blinged out, lowrider, Civic is missing it's interior. :D
Sad that it would be a nice boat with a different interior. Might even be worth half what he is asking.

[Coleitis22]

So I'm I'm sitting here like a moron looking at the daytime engine pics and thinking, "What the hell are those things bolted to the valve covers?...too short to be rope deflectors. Then I glanced at the other photos.... OMG, It's for holding the neon tubes!" LMAO. Somewhere a blinged out, lowrider, Civic is missing it's interior. :D
Sad that it would be a nice boat with a different interior. Might even be worth half what he is asking.
:crossx: Neon stands out at high noon on Havi

[Moneypitt]

I guess drugs really do take a toll............MP

[BigBlockBaja]

This looks really safe......
http://i17.ebayimg.com/02/i/06/84/f9/86_12.JPG

[maxwedge]

This looks really safe......
http://i17.ebayimg.com/02/i/06/84/f9/86_12.JPG
Seems fine to me, but then again, I'm the moron that ran this set-up for a few weeks last year :eek: :eek:
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/506/2890pump_pic-med.jpg

[MudPumper]

Wow, these seats are pretty rediculous (sp). :)
http://i17.ebayimg.com/02/i/06/86/09/5c_12.JPG

[Cas]

Over the years I've heard a lot of complaints about not enough storage, no place to put a stereo, no place for drinks, seats aren't comfortable, etc.
This guy has solved all those issues! He's even saving energy by using neon!
All that's left is proving it's performance. Maybe someone needs to email him directions to Ming.

[RCB19]

Where's Hasslehoff?

[Cas]

maybe Hot Boat should do a article on it in the Reader's Rides section or a step by step How To...

[river redy]

The owner of this boat plays a banjo and lives in the Bayou, it probably squeels like a pig!!

[Sleek-Jet]

Where's Kimmy??? :crossx: :skull: :220v: :D :D :D

[mrgoslow]

anyone notice the folding rear seat!

[Liberator TJ1984]

See what you BeerCan boaters started !!!!
:p

[Jordy]

Wow, the only thing missing are some big towel rack grab handles on the bow and a roll bar out of a jeep with some window nets. I wish I could find that pic, and those of you who have been here a while know which one I'm talking about. That boat might have just been more blinged than this one, but not by much. :D :D :D

[hack job]

Wow, the only thing missing are some big towel rack grab handles on the bow and a roll bar out of a jeep with some window nets. I wish I could find that pic, and those of you who have been here a while know which one I'm talking about. That boat might have just been more blinged than this one, but not by much. :D :D :D
that boat was choice!

[Cas]

Wow, the only thing missing are some big towel rack grab handles on the bow and a roll bar out of a jeep with some window nets. I wish I could find that pic, and those of you who have been here a while know which one I'm talking about. That boat might have just been more blinged than this one, but not by much. :D :D :D
that boat left a lot of people speechless! somebody has to have it on their computer!

[ShutYaPieHole]

Come on guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You gotta give credit where credits due. It takes a skilled idiot to screw up a boat like that. He's probably been on Jerry Springer four or five times.

[old rigger]

come on guys, haven't you heard that everything in Texas is done bigger and better.
This steering set-up is just fockin scary...
http://i17.ebayimg.com/02/i/06/84/f9/86_12.JPG

[Jordy]

that boat left a lot of people speechless! somebody has to have it on their computer!
I thought I had it, but looked and cant find it. I'm hoping someone does as there are lots of people on here who are new enough that they missed it the first time. Who's got the pic???

[Cas]

I thought I had it, but looked and cant find it. I'm hoping someone does as there are lots of people on here who are new enough that they missed it the first time. Who's got the pic???
I thought all you would need to do is go out to your driveway to get a new one :D

[Jordy]

I thought all you would need to do is go out to your driveway to get a new one :D
Nah, I sold it to someone in Texas or Mississippi remember??? :D :D :D

[Rooster]

Whats the second lever for... Shiftin into 4LO to go up-river???

[GunninGopher]

Whats the second lever for... Shiftin into 4LO to go up-river???
Funny, I needed that!!!

[BigBlockBaja]

http://i17.ebayimg.com/02/i/06/84/f9/86_12.JPG
I just figured out what that big rudder is for. Its acually rubber and if the motor breaks down, you can turn the steering wheel back and forth really fast and it will propell you like a fish... This guy is one smart cookie...
Can someone email this guy with a link to this thread and tell him how f*cking lame his boat is?

[Wicked Performance Boats]

In the ad it says, One lever for shifting and one lever for throttle. Budlight :D

[bergen]

gotta luv those seats, this guy was really brain storming when he came up with that idea, now you guys know when your on lake in the middle of august and the mercury's pushing 102 in the shade, my buddy can make a quick pass on the lake with way more breeze to cool-em down faster its almost like standing up in your boat,
ps. i heard he used to work for a van conversion shop.

[v-drive]

I don't even know what to say. You think you've seen everything and then someone steps up and blindsides you. v-drive

[jrork]

Just once I'd like to come up with idea that nobody has ever seen, then somebody like this just lays his name on all the good ones. There can't be many left....
Nuts, I wonder what neons on my lawntractor would look like?

[Cheyenne19]

The roll bar boat was as red as the mullet that piloted it. This boat probably gets towed by a wrx or civic, or some rice burner with neon. Their both amazing in their own regards.

[SmokinLowriderSS]

Ok, Lets all start the pool on which brand and year minivan the console came from, and in a couple days someone can e-mail him and find out. :crossx: :p

[YeLLowBoaT]

maybe its just me, but a starting price of $9800 is just a tad bit too high....
I just love this qoute from the info......
"I bought the boat and spend the entire 2005 summer restoring it to my own taste. It turned out perfect in every way."

[Jspeeddemon]

Ok imagine this scene how it all came together. Guys are kickin back in the garage, it's winter and nothing going on but football. The owner of the boat says to his buddy "Hey Shaggy,Does Scooby still have those back seats out of the Mystery Van?" Shaggy says, "No I think Velma bought them for her VW van." Boat owner insists that Shaggy call and offer anything it takes to get those seats from her for the boat. That is the story behind how they ended up in the Mystery Boat.

[396_WAYS_TO_SPIT]

maybe its just me, but a starting price of $9800 is just a tad bit too high....
I just love this qoute from the info......
"I bought the boat and spend the entire 2005 summer restoring it to my own taste. It turned out perfect in every way."
Yeah it turned out perfect all right......... to the handicaped......

[Cas]

Ok imagine this scene how it all came together. Guys are kickin back in the garage, it's winter and nothing going on but football. The owner of the boat says to his buddy "Hey Shaggy,Does Scooby still have those back seats out of the Mystery Van?" Shaggy says, "No I think Velma bought them for her VW van." Boat owner insists that Shaggy call and offer anything it takes to get those seats from her for the boat. That is the story behind how they ended up in the Mystery Boat.
I was thinking a few people got together and started mixing alcohol and some sort of drugs.....obviously some wort of halucigins (sp)

[Rondane]

Yeah it turned out perfect all right......... to the handicaped......
Boy this is just too funny, pickin on someones pride and joy. Is this what you do all day at what you call your "automotive" workplace or is it breaktime?? Tough crowd...pick on anyone and everyone who is an outsider and doesnt follow the norm and make fun of people who aren't here to defend themselves. He obviously likes it and if he gets his price i'm sure that will silence the naysayers. Hate to think if that was my boat and i posted pics on here. :yuk: Besides, you should love those seats...one to spit, and one to swallow. You definately should be considered a quality poster on this forum.
rondane

[SmokinLowriderSS]

Boy this is just too funny, pickin on someones pride and joy. Is this what you do all day at what you call your "automotive" workplace or is it breaktime?? Tough crowd...pick on anyone and everyone who is an outsider and doesnt follow the norm and make fun of people who aren't here to defend themselves. He obviously likes it and if he gets his price i'm sure that will silence the naysayers. Hate to think if that was my boat and i posted pics on here. :yuk: Besides, you should love those seats...one to spit, and one to swallow. You definately should be considered a quality poster on this forum.
rondane
Apparently Ronco was a consultant in the design and doesn't think you are entitled to your opinion 396. Intollerant lil f'er aint he. Maybe it was the insinuation that you were "picking on the handicapped". (screechy 10-yr old child voice) You're a bad man 396, a VERY bad man ....... and you should go to the cornfield! (anyone old enough to remember where I pulled THAT line from? hint: back when TV was worth watching)

[WUTWZAT]

If this guy doesn't have a mullet, I don't know who would! :crossx:

[SmokinLowriderSS]

I showed my wife the add, and she laughed, I read her this thread, and she was laughing more. This was great stuff after a long day @ w##k.

[396_WAYS_TO_SPIT]

Boy this is just too funny, pickin on someones pride and joy. Is this what you do all day at what you call your "automotive" workplace or is it breaktime?? Tough crowd...pick on anyone and everyone who is an outsider and doesnt follow the norm and make fun of people who aren't here to defend themselves. He obviously likes it and if he gets his price i'm sure that will silence the naysayers. Hate to think if that was my boat and i posted pics on here. :yuk: Besides, you should love those seats...one to spit, and one to swallow. You definately should be considered a quality poster on this forum.
rondane
Youve got to be kiddin' me right??????? Why is it that you point me out when there is 2 pages of people crackin' jokes about this boat! You have a serious problem. Tell your boyfriend to stop letting his friends gang rape you. You get cranky when he does that to you. By the way, your ol' lady likes to swallow....mr rogain

[Wally_Gator]

You're a bad man 396, a VERY bad man ....... and you should go to the cornfield! (anyone old enough to remember where I pulled THAT line from? hint: back when TV was worth watching)
Would that be the Twilight Zone with the boy whom everyone was scared of?

[Cas]

Boy this is just too funny, pickin on someones pride and joy. Is this what you do all day at what you call your "automotive" workplace or is it breaktime?? Tough crowd...pick on anyone and everyone who is an outsider and doesnt follow the norm and make fun of people who aren't here to defend themselves. He obviously likes it and if he gets his price i'm sure that will silence the naysayers. Hate to think if that was my boat and i posted pics on here. :yuk: Besides, you should love those seats...one to spit, and one to swallow. You definately should be considered a quality poster on this forum.
rondane
probably about time to let it go. 396 may open his mouth and sh*t spews out but then again, most of us do the same thing every now and again. Hell, I do it at least once a month, especially if I get bored or sick of the rain or....you get the point. Besides that, I'm sure someone is or has invited the owner of that boat to join in.

[dmontzsta]

Hanson is going to be pissed, this guy stole his idea.

[Blow-n-Time]

Dang all the money Ive spent on crome, and just think all it takes neon?

[olbiezer]

Quick Robin........ to the Bat Boat!!!!!!!!!

[bergen]

Boy this is just too funny, pickin on someones pride and joy. Is this what you do all day at what you call your "automotive" workplace or is it breaktime?? Tough crowd...pick on anyone and everyone who is an outsider and doesnt follow the norm and make fun of people who aren't here to defend themselves. He obviously likes it and if he gets his price i'm sure that will silence the naysayers. Hate to think if that was my boat and i posted pics on here. :yuk: Besides, you should love those seats...one to spit, and one to swallow. You definately should be considered a quality poster on this forum.
rondane
some one needs to lighten up, being a member of this site since it was first started ( yes since it first started, i moved and changed my screen name )
i have never read a post on hear that was meant to seriously offend anyone on purpose. i have made posts about performance on hear that were subject to goofing on, but in the end every one who posted and goofed on me came back with another post that were helpful, rondane lighten up,
ps. since yesterday when i first seen this thread, i still laff to my self when i think of the pics and the posts i'm talking some funny chit here, the 2 black guys sitting in the boat had me rolling all day long.
bergen

[canuck1]

I kinda like those seats

[396_WAYS_TO_SPIT]

First look straight on, I was wondering who those two black guys were sittin in it.
If I was a lame bitch like "Rogaine" then I would taken offense to that statement :rolleyes: :rolleyes: But since I have a sense of humor I thought it was halarious;);)
396

[SmokinLowriderSS]

Would that be the Twilight Zone with the boy whom everyone was scared of?
B!INGO We have a winner here folks! And just for playing, you get a copy of the home game, available here:http://www.***boat.com/forums/
For a grand prize, you win this fabulous .............: Jetboat, available here:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Jet-Boat-jet-boat-JET-BOAT-Texas-Fully-restored_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQcategoryZ63686QQitemZ46 21777202QQrdZ1
:D :D :D :D

[Rampager]

HAHA you beat me to it Canuck. They look pretty darn comfy if you ask me
(bought helmets/suits and harnesses in the past week :D )
Cheers

[gregr1971]

just curious, why havent any of you guy's bid on it yet?
just kidding, that thing is a disgrace to the geat state of Texas! I could of found a lot better things to spend every paycheck on! I am leaving Texas , moving out west to colorado, any hot spots out there?

[Statue]

I forwarded this forum link to the owner of this piece of "art".
Below is his reply.
Item: Jet Boat jet boat JET BOAT Texas - Fully restored!!! (4621777202)
This message was sent while the listing was active.
donguajardo79 is the seller.
wow! thanks for the link....i had no idea about the site.

[shaun]

ok.... i found what was missing....
http://www.ecarboutique.com/images/upload/showroomitems/S133030104101_tn.jpg
he also needs one of these...
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/SUNAMI-TURBO-NOISE-BLOW-OFF-VALVE-SOUND-SIMULATOR-FAKE_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQcategoryZ33742QQitemZ804763 8018QQrdZ1

[Wally_Gator]

B!INGO We have a winner here folks! And just for playing, you get a copy of the home game, available here:http://www.***boat.com/forums/
For a grand prize, you win this fabulous .............: Jetboat, available here:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Jet-Boat-jet-boat-JET-BOAT-Texas-Fully-restored_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQcategoryZ63686QQitemZ46 21777202QQrdZ1
:D :D :D :D
I better hurry before someone snatches that jewel up before me...

[SmokinLowriderSS]

It also doesn't have the overhead "radar-bar" with "integral" 6x9 speaker mount locations like the (shortened-bow) blue/yellow one I recall from last fall. Damn, wish I had saved a pic of it. I KNOW somebody has one of it. Bring it on.

[SmokinLowriderSS]

just curious, why havent any of you guy's bid on it yet?
just kidding, that thing is a disgrace to the geat state of Texas! I could of found a lot better things to spend every paycheck on! I am leaving Texas , moving out west to colorado, any hot spots out there?
My ex's have the money I could use to "enjoy" such a "fine" example of "craftsmanship". :rolleyes:
I'm a poor divorcee who already owns a jetboat, so I get to STAY a poor divorcee. :crossx: :crossx:

[stillgoin]

That's weird, no bids yet?

[396_WAYS_TO_SPIT]

That's weird, no bids yet?
Buy it:D

[gregr1971]

This cat must have watched Brokeback Mountain a few times to come up with that shit!

[Ken F]

The seller ended this listing early because the item is no longer available for sale.

[Scoobinator]

Im impressed that guy took the time to put his taste in that boat the seats even recline He must of plan on driving it at night the gages and neon lights LMAO!! I bet that guy was laughed at so hard when he took it to the lake he had to make room in the corner of his warehouse.

[gregr1971]

someone sent him a question,in that question they told him to come to ***boat and check out this thread, probably why it ended early????

[Scoobinator]

someone sent him a question,in that question they told him to come to ***boat and check out this thread, probably why it ended early????
ILMAO you must wonder what is really going through the guys head

[b's sanger]

This is my dreamboat!!!
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Jet-Boat-jet-boat-JET-BOAT-Texas-Fully-restored_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQcategoryZ63686QQitemZ46 21777202QQrdZ1
http://i1.ebayimg.com/02/i/06/8c/d1/7a_12.JPG
http://i6.ebayimg.com/03/i/06/87/76/5c_12.JPG
http://i18.ebayimg.com/05/i/06/67/e1/35_12.JPG
This is why there are laws against marrying your sister and buying a boat.

[RoostKing]

Funny,
Im a newbie here regarding boats and this thread comes up. Im like hmm thats different, although I dont like it and it seemed very cheesy, maybe thats the new style. I read this thread/saw the pics and happily my taste and good sense seems to be in line with most of ya. Cool
This is my second thread i have read since registering (ok i registerd 8 months ago but never posted or kept in contact) and for the second time tonight RonDane(sp) seems to be a bit nuts (first thread was titled Timminator or something). once again, I am happy to report my taste and good sense seems to be in line with most of ya. COOL!!!
Be prepared to answer some newbie questions regarding jet boats in the near future!!!
RoostKing...

[SmokinLowriderSS]

Welcome Roostking. :)
You wouldn't just HAPPEN to have any minivan captains chairs laying arround would ya? A console too maybe? :idea:
A FRIEND of mine has a boat project ..... :crossx: :crossx:

[RoostKing]

Thanks for the welcome.
I was thinking about parting out my 2001 Ranger and using the cloth seats. Would those hold up well in water? Still need a center console though. Maybe fab one up out of a Lincoln Navigator. Gottz ta get my Blizzing on!
RoostKing...

[Cheap Thrills]

I want a set of those go fast levers and the sixpack console cooler. the only thing missing is the grocery basket with the little yellow daisys on it. Maybe some streamers for the steering wheel too. :D
C.T. :wink:

[SmokinLowriderSS]

Damn, I'm not having any luck finding the thread on the Blue & Yellow redneck special with the sawed-off nose, the Bronco-buckets, blue-tarp back seat, and the radar bar drilled for 6x9 speakers (speakers not included).

[Rondane]

Funny,
This is my second thread i have read since registering (ok i registerd 8 months ago but never posted or kept in contact) and for the second time tonight RonDane(sp) seems to be a bit nuts (first thread was titled Timminator or something). once again, I am happy to report my taste and good sense seems to be in line with most of ya. COOL!!!
now this is too funny too....this guy comes out of no where and just happens to mention me..hmmm. All i said about this boat was it not very nice to critisize someone pride and joy no matter what it LOOKS LIKE. Obviously, not everyones taste is the same. I never said i liked the boat and it would be a great buy did i? I said why pick on a guy who isnt here to defend himself or his boat?? That is all i said. You guys have wayyyyyyyy to much time on your hands.
rondane

[SmokinLowriderSS]

Hooray for Ronco, the defender of all the abused and down-trodden. :rolleyes:

[Backtanner]

If I'm thinking of the one where it looked like the guy looted a Pep Boys that was great. Using a truck roll bar as a tow boom was the best. No luck in finding the thread though. I checked all the 'Just Jet' posts from the beginning w/ 50+ replies and no luck. Perhaps it was in the 'Sandbar'
I thought I had it, but looked and cant find it. I'm hoping someone does as there are lots of people on here who are new enough that they missed it the first time. Who's got the pic???

[82SleekCraft]

that boat left a lot of people speechless! somebody has to have it on their computer!
Here you go.
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/521/5284x4boat.jpg
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/521/5284x4boat2.jpg

[maxwedge]

OMFG! :cry:

[hallettman]

all i can say is wow. :confused:

[b's sanger]

Please tell me someone photoshoped the heck out of that boat. :cry:

[SmokinLowriderSS]

OMFG! :cry:
Ditto!!

[beerjet]

All it needs is some 44" swampers and it's ready for "fourwheeler" magazine . I guess to each his own . Maybe he's just goin for a sprint boat look :confused:

[SmokinLowriderSS]

All it needs is some 44" swampers and it's ready for "fourwheeler" magazine . I guess to each his own . Maybe he's just goin for a sprint boat look :confused:
I bet they're on his trailer. :p

[396_WAYS_TO_SPIT]

Now that is what I call "okie/backwood/redneck" engineering!!!!!

[396_WAYS_TO_SPIT]

all i can say is wow. :confused:
I am with you on this one :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

[b's sanger]

I bet there is a gator live well in there somewhere.

[Wet Dream]

http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/521/5284x4boat.jpg
Dammit! I was going to see how much I could get out of Jordy for me post that pic. :D I took that pic at Raystown Lake. He is a buddy of mine, haven't seen him in about a year, but last time I talked to him, he admitted that he took all of that crap off and is now restored to a regular jet boat. He stated that there was about 500 pounds of crap on the boat. He caught HELL for that. Of course, never to his face, only on here.

[gregr1971]

Here you go.
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/521/5284x4boat.jpg
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/521/5284x4boat2.jpg
WTF????