Lake Anna Wet T-Shirt Contest

[Wet Dream]

(In a corny radio announcers voice)
That right gentlemen....oops wrong crowd, thats right beer guzzling, louder the better, faster the sweeter and the more flesh the merrier bunch of guys, if you have a lady friend that would be interrested in such a contest, please remind her to pack a nice white T for this event. If you don't have a lady friend, feel free to pick one up on the way to Anna. I'm sure somewhere along your journey you will see that female and know that she can hold her own in such a competition. Sooooooo, pack her up for a weekend of fun. Anyone interested, please post a pick of your entry gal on this thread. The date and time will announced at a later date.
(Now for the disclaimer, in a low, fast voice)
Participating entrants are required to bring their own T's. Those of you who choose to pick up that stranger are responsible for their transportation to the same location you kidnapped them from. You are also responsible for any kidnapping warrants or divorce hearings you may be involved in after this event. Warrany ends 6-11-2002, oops, wrong commercial.

[blondebomber]

I'm bringing my white t-shirt

[nitro557]

hey bomber thats a lot of posts from you lately

[blondebomber]

I know. Today was slower than others. But this is my last post for a few days. I have to go pick up some prisoners tomorrow and will not return for a few day. So try not to miss me too bad ok. Is it summer yet.

[058]

Blondebomber, Pick up prisoners? Isn't that a tough way to get a date?

[Blowin Mud]

I'm not a female but I will buy a xtra small white t-shirt (like all the cool guys who want to look buff) and you guys can soak me in all the beer you want. I also do wedding party's and willing females.

[nitro557]

some people are bringing family like kids to this event i would preffer to keep things clean for the first year so we can work on makeing this a yearly event

[mister460]

Kids gotta learn about sexy females and water sometime!

[nitro557]

yes but this is bible thumping land and that would be like a fart in church,with this many boats and headers on the lake the local officers will be or new chaperones

[Wet Dream]

I feel sorry for the parents of those kids.

[Dimarco Kid]

Nitro's right, maybe shouldn't have a wet t-shirt contest. Should just have the no t-shirt contest. And maybe the wet boxer shorts contest for the ladies. I look pretty horny in my Scooby Doo boxers.
But seriously, we should keep it clean, for the first year at least. Besides, I don't want you guys seeing my wood through my shorts during the contest. It's pretty embarasing.
D Kid

[Blowin Mud]

There is a bar down in Long Beach that host "wet shorts" contest. I think it is one of those men only bars. It has a nice rainbow flag in the front also? Has anybody here every attended one of these?

[HammerDown]

F%&K It...well have the WET T-Shirt contest in my room!!!

[Dimarco Kid]

Hey B-Mud,
I hope your name, (Blowin Mud) dosn't mean you attend these types of bars. LOL Just playin' with ya,
D Kid

[Blowin Mud]

Thats a good one dimarco. I guess you can affiliate my name with a couple of those who attend those bars. But my name came because I had 2 roach coach burritos the day I signed on here, and well I'm sure the toilet bowl will tell the rest of the story. Hence the name "Blowin Mud".

[fat rat]

Hey Hammer....I'm stayin next door to you, sounds like a party.

[ChetCapoli]

hey Dkid,
i saw that guy with that boat the other day again, his name is nick. Anyways, we got on the subject again and he wanted me to mention to you (if i saw you here) He'll take $7500 for that boat. I saw a picture and it's like brand new, i was surprised.
Just wanted to let you know.
chet

[Dimarco Kid]

Hey Mud,
Your one sick individual man, can't wait to meet you! I'll think we'll have some fun. What type of ride are you bringin' to Anna?
Chet, I'll try to get a hold of Nick, thanks for the heads up. Later,
D-Kid

[HammerDown]

Hey Chet, ya better tell Ted to get his butt in gear and have your boat done for Anna! Your also on my list of people to meet!

[Dimarco Kid]

Your on my list too!
D Kid

[Blowin Mud]

I'm not sure I can make it this weekend. I am going to have my girlfriend sit on my face with no panty's and see how long it takes me to pass out from lack of oxygen. I will report how long it took and how much fun it was suffocating. Wish me luck.

[fat rat]

Just curious......will she be facing forwards or backwards???

[Dimarco Kid]

Your girlfriend ain't from Maine I take it, if you do that up here the only thing for the police to identify would be your feet. You know what the difference between Maine women and Moose is? Bout' 10lbs. And that's a fact. Moose don't wear plaid either.
I'm gonna try the same thing tonight Mud, I already have a stopwatch on my nightstand. I like to get all mounted up and holler out here sisters name (who is VERY cute) and see how long I can hold on. It's alot of fun.
We got a blizzard goin' on right now, so far 13" of snow since 1:00 pm today. It's frigging lovely. It's also about 20 degrees out. Man, this is funny, I got two monster Great Danes and I took them outside to do their thing, right. My biggest one hunched down to unload a crap and the poor things knees where literally banging each other he was so cold. I felt bad, but man was it funny! The other one crapped on my deck right outside the door, he's not stupid! I know this isn't on track with the topic, just thought it would be funny. Be good you guys.
Anyone heard from BlownDragBoat?
D Kid

[blondebomber]

I'm back. It souns like the 8th is going to be one hell of a weekend.

[fat rat]

I can't wait.........we are only a couple weeks away........this is going to be a "Blast. wink

[fat rat]

blondebomber:
I'm back. It souns like the 8th is going to be one hell of a weekend. Hey Bomber..........it's the 14th of June. To bad you got to move, you're missing out. lol

[Wet Dream]

Looking at Bomber in a wet T-shirt isn't my idea of fun.
Hey, where did the girls go?

[BottleFedJet]

nitro whats up ?
D------kidd hows that hydro ??????? :D

[737jetmech]

Check the date on this orginal thread! 2002???

[fat rat]

737jetmech:
Check the date on this orginal thread! 2002??? You busted me............ :o

[Wet Dream]

LMAO :D