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HCS
12-11-2002, 07:51 AM
I put my kid in pre school six months ago, this is what he has learned.
Your stupid
Butt head
Dumb head
Shit head
Poop head
Dick head
son of a bitch
and **** it.
He also has learned his abc's and he can count to ten, he's 3 years old.
That's what I pay 800.00 a month for. I figure he'll be ready to post in the hot boat forums in another six months. :p

Blown 472
12-11-2002, 07:53 AM
He will give the v drive guys a run for their money. :D :D :D

SHAVED CLAM
12-11-2002, 07:53 AM
HARDCORE-SKI:
I put my kid in pre school six months ago, this is what he has learned.
Your stupid
Butt head
Dumb head
Shit head
Poop head
Dick head
son of a bitch
and **** it.
He also has learned his abc's and he can count to ten, he's 3 years old.
That's what I pay 800.00 a month for. I figure he'll be ready to post in the hot boat forums in another six months. :p Wow, that must be one prestigious school. They're earning every penny!

HCS
12-11-2002, 07:54 AM
Pheonix schools

SHAVED CLAM
12-11-2002, 07:59 AM
HARDCORE-SKI:
Pheonix schoolsAnd to think I complained about paying $1300.00 a year for my kid to go to a Private Parochial School. I don't think I can afford to live there. jawdrop

Blown 472
12-11-2002, 08:00 AM
Thought you are moving in wif Jordy

THOR
12-11-2002, 08:00 AM
I am trying not to laugh but I cant stop picturing a 3 year old saying those things.

SHAVED CLAM
12-11-2002, 08:01 AM
Blown 472:
Thought you are moving in wif JordyI don't know, do you think Jordy could afford me? wink

SHAVED CLAM
12-11-2002, 08:01 AM
THOR:
I am trying not to laugh but I cant stop picturing a 3 year old saying those things.It's only funny if it's not your kid! :D

Her454
12-11-2002, 08:02 AM
Blown 472:
He will give the v drive guys a run for their money. :D :D :D and im sure he can spell better

Blown 472
12-11-2002, 08:50 AM
THOR:
I am trying not to laugh but I cant stop picturing a 3 year old saying those things.We were at the store last night and they had one of those plastic cups with some squishy stuff in it that when you put your finger into it, it makes a fart noise, so I got it and told the kid it was a fart cup and gave it to him. Take him home this morn and he shows mom the fart cup, to which I get the look, she does not like that word. hhehehehehehehe

HCS
12-11-2002, 08:56 AM
Blown 472:
THOR:
I am trying not to laugh but I cant stop picturing a 3 year old saying those things.We were at the store last night and they had one of those plastic cups with some squishy stuff in it that when you put your finger into it, it makes a fart noise, so I got it and told the kid it was a fart cup and gave it to him. Take him home this morn and he shows mom the fart cup, to which I get the look, she does not like that word. hheheheheheheheSend them to pre school they'll be smokin cigarettes and dope in no time. :rolleyes:

Her454
12-11-2002, 09:00 AM
Blown 472
[QB so I got it and told the kid it was a fart cup and gave it to him. Take him home this morn and he shows mom the fart cup, to which I get the look, she does not like that word. hhehehehehehehe[/QB]warning; studies show that saying the word fart out loud leads to violent tendencies and lewd behaviour in teenagers. eek!

Blown 472
12-11-2002, 09:01 AM
I said it and look how I turned out.

Her454
12-11-2002, 09:03 AM
Blown 472:
I said it and look how I turned out.i was hoping i wouldnt have to point that out....
:D

THOR
12-11-2002, 10:30 AM
I am still trying not to laugh, but it is not working. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

HCS
12-11-2002, 10:41 AM
RiverDave:
Kid is progressing FAST!!
Took me 26 years and an OP6 to learn
**** it.
RD :D Actually when he said it I looked at him and said, what did you say? he looked up at me like I was "stupid".
Another one of his favorite words. Maybe he's been hanging around OP6.
:rolleyes:

Liberator TJ1984
12-11-2002, 10:48 AM
A friends 4yr old lately has been walking around just saying ...oh yea..oh yea..oh yea..all the time...asked his Dad where he got that from....He said ( no Comment ) eek!

126driver
12-11-2002, 11:20 AM
Blown 472:
He will give the v drive guys a run for their money. :D :D :D Don't hate the players. wink

Blown 472
12-11-2002, 11:46 AM
Its all love brutha, just got to bust your balls before Monkey Bung does it to us. :D

SchellSchock
12-11-2002, 11:52 AM
On the note of schooling....
A girl comes skipping home from school and shouts, "Mommy, Mommy! Today
we did counting and all the other kids only got up to 5, but I got up to10!!!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.....that's good isn't it, Mommy?"
"Yes dear it is."
"Is that because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes dear it is."
The next day the girl comes skipping home and screams "Mommy, Mommy!
Today we did the alphabet and all the other kids only got to D but I got up to G!
A, B, C, D, E, F, G....that's good isn't it, Mommy?"
"Yes dear it is."
"Is that because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes dear it is."
The following day the girl comes skipping home and says, "Mommy, today
we did gym class and all the other girls had flat chests but I have these!"
The girl pulls up her top revealing a pair of amazing 36 C breasts.
"That's good isn't it, Mommy?"
"Yes dear it is," replied a slightly embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"No dear....it's because you're 25!"

HavasuDreamin'
12-12-2002, 10:20 AM
I got a similar joke, but it is racial, so I will refrain..........
My wife's 5 year old girl ........."don't give me any of your bullshit" jawdrop ..........this was when she was 4...........didn't go over so well, but I laughed........ :D

HavasuDreamin'
12-12-2002, 12:35 PM
Okay...........three first graders standing at the urinal at school.....a white kid, a black kid and an oriental kid. Their little eyes wander and the black kid happens to notice that he is hung alot heftier than the other two kids. He is quite surprised by this and when he comes home from school he says.........daddy......daddy..... I was in the bathroom today with some friends and I have a lot bigger wiener than both of them. Daddy.......daddy.........is it because I am black.
No son.........it is because you are 25! eek!

HCS
12-12-2002, 12:46 PM
I guess you have to be 25. :D

HavasuDreamin'
12-12-2002, 12:50 PM
RiverDave:
Well I thought there was going to be some "variance" between the two jokes.. :D
RDNope........very similar joke........ :o

Hot H20 Babe
12-12-2002, 12:50 PM
RiverDave:
Well I thought there was going to be some "variance" between the two jokes.. :D
RDYou asked for it...

Jordy
12-12-2002, 12:54 PM
Could have at least changed the ages... :D like 24 or 26...

HavasuDreamin'
12-12-2002, 01:01 PM
jordanpaulk:
Could have at least changed the ages... :D like 24 or 26...Picky, Picky, Picky :o besides, that aint how the joke goes wink :D
[ December 12, 2002, 01:02 PM: Message edited by: HavasuDreamin' ]