I smell like perfume and its time to go home!!! [Archive]

Mandelon

10-08-2003, 04:30 PM

Oh Shit what do I do now?
The golf went well, we did not win the tourney, but still had a great time. Just got back to the shop from Dream Girls....We won a DVD player, a cooler, a leather Jaegermeister jacket and a $100 Hustler gift certificate.... But I stink like whores..... :D :D :D OH shit..... :)

Mandelon

10-08-2003, 04:47 PM

Oh fine, have fun at my expense :rolleyes: ....I am rubbing down with paper towels.... :mad:
F-ing strippers wear too much perfume........ :D

NorCal Gameshow

10-08-2003, 04:59 PM

Mandelon:
Oh fine, have fun at my expense :rolleyes: ....I am rubbing down with paper towels.... :mad:
F-ing strippers wear too much perfume........ :D the paper towels are just going to spread the scent.. pour some beer on the towels then wipe yourself down (after you've safely parked in your garage)....better to get busted for beer then a babe :D

Mandelon

10-08-2003, 05:02 PM

That sounds better than the gas station. Stinkin' like gas is an option, but Red Hook Ale is probably less offensive!!!

Ziggy

10-08-2003, 05:10 PM

you sure its perfume? :D

LUVNLIFE

10-08-2003, 07:05 PM

What are you afraid of. Tell the wife you were out playing golf with a bunch of strippers. :D She will appreciate the truth. wink

rrrr

10-08-2003, 07:07 PM

Eat three 7-11 hot dogs, down a dozen shots of Tequila and throw up all over yourself. It'll mask the perfume smell.

JetBoatRich

10-08-2003, 07:15 PM

rrrr:
Eat three 7-11 hot dogs, down a dozen shots of Tequila and throw up all over yourself. It'll mask the perfume smell. LMAO

GlastronGuy

10-08-2003, 07:17 PM

DP
[ October 08, 2003, 08:18 PM: Message edited by: GlastronGuy ]

GlastronGuy

10-08-2003, 07:17 PM

Don't worry about it. I used the phone number in your profile and told your wife about this thread.
wink jawdrop

Lakeshow

10-08-2003, 07:17 PM

You are F-ed. Soak yourself with gas and light yourself on fire and your in the clear - guaranteed! Other than that - hows that couch? :D LMAO but not at you - rather with you.

Mandelon

10-08-2003, 07:18 PM

So far so good. :D I am home, but still sorta liquored up....put the clothes in the hamper, hope the smell will die down next to my socks and undies. :D

Lakeshow

10-08-2003, 07:19 PM

Ok, good, now just light the clothes pile on fire and she'll never know.

Screaming Pete

10-09-2003, 03:46 PM

Mandelon:
Oh Shit what do I do now?
The golf went well, we did not win the tourney, but still had a great time. Just got back to the shop from Dream Girls....We won a DVD player, a cooler, a leather Jaegermeister jacket and a $100 Hustler gift certificate.... But I stink like whores..... :D :D :D OH shit..... :) Through up on your shirt!!! yuk

Dave C

10-09-2003, 03:59 PM

Drink more beer, pass out then pee on yourself...

phebus

10-09-2003, 04:34 PM

And if you get in trouble, make sure you blame whomever got the free spot you were giving away to fill out your foursome. Nobody rides for free!!

OGHillside

10-09-2003, 06:38 PM

****in whores tryin to cover up that stank :rolleyes:
We all know theie puss is rank what the fuyck??
I treat a hoe like 7up, never have, never will
Beeeoootttccchhh
18 beeers and I can strill type, NOT BAD :D
OG :cool:

OGHillside

10-09-2003, 06:38 PM

double bitch
[ October 09, 2003, 07:39 PM: Message edited by: OGHillside ]

77charger

10-09-2003, 07:24 PM

perfume is not really the problem how about the strippers who wear that glitter crap shit gets all over your shirt and clothes.I had to sneak my shirt and pants into the washer after going to vegas last weekend.

ROZ

10-10-2003, 03:04 PM

So did you puke on yourself or what? eek! :D

Cas

10-10-2003, 09:45 PM

I'll let you in on a little secret, have another set of clothes to change into for the event. When it's over, change back into the clothes you left home in.....pretty damn difficult huh? :D