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CDEVIL2
06-19-2003, 08:12 AM
I NEED SOME GOOD PRACTICAL JOKES FOR THE OFFICE.A CO-WORKER IS MESSINF AROUND AND I NEED TO GET HIM GOOD.

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-19-2003, 08:16 AM
being a plumber I have one. Take the fill hose from inside the tank lid of the toilet gently place it under the lid on the back of the toilet and put the lid on it when he flushes the toilet it will spray on the front of his pants. Boy would he be pissed!!!!!!!hahaha devil

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-19-2003, 08:20 AM
If you have a spray nossle on your sink that you pull out to wash the sink out. Put a rubber band around the nossle so when he turns on the water it will spray him in the face. Just some plumbing practical jokes we've used on other plumbers.

AquaBoogie
06-19-2003, 08:25 AM
I used to take staples and straighten them. I would then insert them into the seat and back of a persons chair. One not so cruel joke is to put a nice portion of lotion on the ear part of the handset of someones phone, then call them.

CDEVIL2
06-19-2003, 08:26 AM
THOSE ARE REALLY GOOD BUT I AM IN A OFFICE SO I NEED SOME I CAN DO IN THE OFFICE.

Coach
06-19-2003, 08:29 AM
There is a web site Prank Place (http://www.prankplace.com/) where you can get magentic bumper stickers that have all kinds of funny stuff on them. "I Love Gay Porn" and things like that. It has tons of different pranks that you can do to others.

hoolign
06-19-2003, 08:39 AM
you asked for it :p

CDEVIL2
06-19-2003, 08:52 AM
THOSE ARE ALL REALLY GOOD KEEP EM COMING.

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-19-2003, 09:03 AM
make a x-mas tree decorated with condoms and put them on his desk.

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-19-2003, 09:05 AM
You can always double stick all his stuff down to his desk. :)

Liberator TJ1984
06-19-2003, 09:13 AM
After they are gone for the day take TABASCO Sauce and pour some on their chair seat so it will be dry the next day ( works best on dark colors fabrics ,can soak it good ) when they sit on it the next day it will permeate through their clothes wink ....a severe rash will soon follow eek! :D
if he wears a cap or hat , take a small piece of raw fish and stick it into the headband wink
mist down toilet seat ,then cover it with coffee creamer...a little sweaty ass and it will glue 'em to the seat
[ June 19, 2003, 10:15 AM: Message edited by: Liberator TJ1984 ]

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-19-2003, 09:14 AM
Tell him there is a costume party on a date you pick but he has to keep it quiet so the big boss doesn't find out. Make it a day the boss will be out.

CDEVIL2
06-19-2003, 09:23 AM
I LIKE THOSE I ALREADY GOT HIM WITH THE LOTION ON THE PHONE.THAT WAS SOME FUNNY ASS SHIT. :D :D :D :D :D

AquaBoogie
06-19-2003, 10:32 AM
If they have a wireless keyboard or mouse, take the batteries out of them or unplug them from the back of the PC. They'll never figure out what's wrong with them and begin to bang them on the desk.

AquaBoogie
06-19-2003, 10:34 AM
Tape something with an oder underneath their desk and forget about it.

Movin Violation
06-19-2003, 10:36 AM
If they have an alpha pager...one that displays text messages.. send him text messages that say "low battery"
they go mad changing the batteries

CDEVIL2
06-19-2003, 11:28 AM
I JUST PUT BLACK INK ON THE PHONE.HE NOW HAS A BLACK EAR. cry cry I AM CRYING IT'S SO FUNNY.HERE IS A GOOD JOKE FOR AROUND THE OFFICE.ASK WHO IS THE BEST AT RITTELS.THIS IS CALLED THE SOFA KING RITTEL. I AM SOFA KING WE TODD DID :D :D :D

mbrown2
06-19-2003, 11:48 AM
Get a can of herdez salsa, open it, hide it in one of their drawers or behind their computer for about a week, and see how it smells...then once they start looking for the origin of the smell...dip the end of their phone in it while their away and call them when they get back..

CDEVIL2
06-19-2003, 11:53 AM
I FORGOT TO TELL YOU.THEY MUST READ THE RITTEL OUT LOUD. :p

JustMVG
06-19-2003, 02:22 PM
Get the number to the zoo, leave a voice mail to call the number and ask for Mr. Lyons, or Mr. seals it's very urgent that he/she talk to them. They are usually too busy to hear the Greeting, hello you've reached The LA Zoo, or San diego wild animal park to notice who they've called.

Laveyman
06-19-2003, 02:25 PM
Change their screensaver on the computer to the scrolling marquee and type something rude like "See Bob give his fleching demonstration next Tuesday at lunch".
Or go to the Control Panel, click on Mouse, and then click on Motion. Change the speed all the way to the slowest speed. This way it will take them forever just to move the pointer an inch on their screen.
Take something very important to them hostage. Send them pictures of it along with the daily newspaper and include ransom notes. We're doing this to a co-worker right now, and it has gone on for two weeks.

Stupid Fast
06-19-2003, 02:49 PM
I like takeing 1 wheel from their chair and hiding it. :D Another is Just lower their seat 1" a day. If you have doors Vasoline on the inside of the door knob is good. Also vasoline on drawer handles. I have many more... :D

bchbum
06-19-2003, 03:43 PM
If he has a cell phone,or his office # put an ad in the paper selling his car for a very low price

mickeyfinn
06-19-2003, 05:46 PM
One of the best practical jokes I have seen takes a small amount of prep:
First take 5 or 10 minutes of video footage of the mens room that he frequents. (make sure it is vacant) If you have a break room or common area with a TV/VCR get 5 or 6 of the folks in the office to gather around the TV the next time he goes to the bathroom. When he comes out have the video playing and have everyone looking and laughing and pointing at the television. When he comes over to see what is so funny he will see everyone apparantly looking at what is going on in the bathroom he just left.
Be prepared though. He may get a little pissed before you get time to let him in on it.

mickeyfinn
06-19-2003, 05:52 PM
another good one:
If you can get access to his computer do this. First make sure autohide on the taskbar is turned off so that the taskbar shows on the bottom of the screen. Press the printscreen button. Open microsoft paint and select edit paste and then select yes when asked if you want to enlarge the image. You will now have a picture that looks exactly like the desktop. Next throw all of his icons in the trash bin. Turn on autohide on the task bar and drag it to the top of the monitor. Now set the picture you just created as the background. His computer will look exactly like it did when he left but it is only a picture. The icons will appear to be there as will the start button. Pressing them will do nothing. Unless he drags the mouse to the top or knows the keyboard shortcuts it will take him a while to figure out what is wrong.