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mickeyfinn
07-25-2003, 01:33 PM
A man walked into the local welfare office,
marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I
hate drawing welfare. I would really rather find a job,"
The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing
is amazing. We just got a listing from a very wealthy
man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his
nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around a
big black Mercedes, and the suits, shirts, and ties
are provided. Because of the long hours of this job,
meals will also be provided and you will also be
required to escort the young lady on her overseas
holidays trips. The salary package is $200,000 a year!"
The man said, "You're bullshitting me man!"
The man behind the counter said, "Yeah, well, you started it."
:D :D
[ July 25, 2003, 02:46 PM: Message edited by: mickeyfinn ]

Ms. AquaBoogie1
07-25-2003, 01:43 PM
???? Okay...........

Ms. AquaBoogie1
07-25-2003, 02:00 PM
See when I first looked at it, all there was was smiley faces...That was funny :D