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Trailer Park Casanova
09-15-2003, 08:09 PM
Harrahs Laughlin is a nice place to stay. The casino payouts suck,, but I've always loved it anyway.
A regular trip there is with a Viet Nam buddy of mine Hells Angel Steve.
Steve stands a shade over 6'2, and regularly bench presses 450lbs. A excellent boxer and wrestler. Looks like a buff Jerry Garcia.
An odd mix, us hanging with Steve. Plus his wife looks like Princess/Actress Grace Kelly of Monaco. Soft spoken and beautiful,, excellent sense of humor and wit.
Before the big incident between the Hells Angels and the Mongols, we were at Harrahas Laughlin sitting on the beach and Hells Angel Steve went up to the bar to get a round of their excellent Strawberry Margaritas.
While he was at the bar I mentioned to his wife Terry that when the subject of sex is brought up,, Steve starts wipeing his middle finger on his shirt like he's wiping off teenage sex.
So then Steve returns to the beach with a to go box with Margaritas in it,,, and in a few minutes Terry decides to test my comment and asks Steve if the Cocktail waitress looked sexy. Steve took his middle finger while he was answering and started wipeing it off while he answered her,,, Terry got up and started laying sets on his head,,, " You embarrassing ****!!!"
They were remodeling restrooms at Harrahs just off the casino floor, and Steve & I went into pee. My girlfriend at the time was waiting for us outside one of the temporary mens restroom exits that was next to the urinals. The exit door flew open, and there was Hells Angel Steve with what Kathy described as a Mule Dick in his hand. She said it was as big as round as his wrist, then measure up to his elbow.
I felt pretty limp after that description.
Ok,, we go boating have a good day down at Lazy Harrys,, then back to the hotel,,, then finally to our rooms.
Some baldy gang banger types, in wife beater shirts, drunk and probably high on powder, start going down the halls and banging on the hotel rooms doors and challenging who ever answers the door to a fist fight.
Calling Harrahs security did no good, everyone was calling, still no show.
They banged on Hells Angel Steves door, he answered it with his spongebob skivvies on, and fists flew immediatly.
HA's don't talk to their opponents,, they start throwing right away.
When I got into the hallway, three of the Gangos were on the floor, and one of them was punched so hard blood was pulsing outta his face with each heatbeat, one of the other two got up and re-assaulted Steve and went back down again,, then third just laid there bleeding.
Finally, Harrahs security arrived, did nothing at first,, then finally hooked up the wounded, and hauled them off.
We got our rooms comp'd, as did all the rooms around us, Harrahs apoligizing for taking so long to respond to the problem.
[ September 15, 2003, 09:37 PM: Message edited by: Trailer Park Casanova ]

JetBoatRich
09-15-2003, 08:13 PM
Sounds like a fun trip and you had the right person with you, :( I think you girlfriend would agree

BoatFloating
09-15-2003, 08:24 PM
TPC, nothing personel, but about every 20 of your posts make sense to me. Anybody else feel the same way :confused: :confused: :confused:

WetWillie
09-15-2003, 08:31 PM
uhhhhhh yea! I got lost at the wiping off part!
But laughed about the hung like a pack mule part!
huh
WW eek!

Trailer Park Casanova
09-15-2003, 08:34 PM
BoatFloating:
TPC, nothing personel, but about every 20 of your posts make sense to me. Anybody else feel the same way :confused: :confused: :confused: If you don't like what I post, don't click on them and read them.
I get lots of PM's and e mails for those who like my posts,,
For you,,, I'll log off and leave the forum forever.
Perhaps you can write better,,,
[ September 15, 2003, 09:36 PM: Message edited by: Trailer Park Casanova ]

burbanite
09-15-2003, 08:39 PM
BoatFloating:
TPC, nothing personel, but about every 20 of your posts make sense to me. Anybody else feel the same way :confused: :confused: :confused: Not really, sometimes when someone tells a story it is not easy to get to the crux of the matter but for the most part TPC makes me feel like I was there...always an interesting slant to a topic or something I've never really thought about.

BoatFloating
09-15-2003, 09:11 PM
Trailer Park Casanova:
BoatFloating:
TPC, nothing personel, but about every 20 of your posts make sense to me. Anybody else feel the same way :confused: :confused: :confused: If you don't like what I post, don't click on them and read them.
I get lots of PM's and e mails for those who like my posts,,
For you,,, I'll log off and leave the forum forever.
Perhaps you can write better,,, A little touchy? All I gave was a opinion. Your story was a little confusing and I said nothing personel, so settle down and if you log off and leave for ever kinda of extreme! I'm glad you have a fan club, I'm just not one because some off the stories just lose me, I guess I'm the dumb shit. I'll stop reading them.

playdeep
09-15-2003, 09:12 PM
In regards to TPC...Let's see.
The guy has no hidden agenda.
Does not subtly spam for a certain boat mfg.
Does not start crap or torch anybody.
His posts are (IMO)well thought out and thought provoking.
I have yet to read apost where he offers up advice posing as an expert when he is not(see:phat kat,boozer etc.)
...the TPC stuff that I read is pretty much a breath of fresh air,especially when compared to some of the other crap that permeates this place.

TRIMDOG
09-15-2003, 09:45 PM
I think TPC's stuff is great to read. If he compiled it (which he probably does) he could probably create a modern, longer term "on the road " feel good/feel kinda bad book and make a killing. He could even self title the mo-fo. :D

Jungle Boy
09-16-2003, 12:40 AM
I like your stories and always read your posts. A wise man once said that "stories only happen to people that can tell them". :cool:

TexasJet
09-16-2003, 03:45 AM
TPC: Keep the stories coming. Nice to see the punks got what they deserve.

MagicMtnDan
09-16-2003, 04:23 AM
BoatFloating:
TPC, nothing personel, but about every 20 of your posts make sense to me. Anybody else feel the same way :confused: :confused: :confused: Nothing personal but if you don't like it don't read it. You don't need to post bad vibes on the guy's entertaining thread.
Sometimes it's best just not to say anything if all you've got is negativity.

NorCal Gameshow
09-16-2003, 04:43 AM
MagicMtnDan:
BoatFloating:
TPC, nothing personel, but about every 20 of your posts make sense to me. Anybody else feel the same way :confused: :confused: :confused: Nothing personal but if you don't like it don't read it. You don't need to post bad vibes on the guy's entertaining thread.
Sometimes it's best just not to say anything if all you've got is negativity. http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:5OFGsnF2k0UC:www.goenglish.com/GoEnglish_com_ThePotCallingTheKettleBlack.gif :D :D :D

NorCal Gameshow
09-16-2003, 04:46 AM
TPC, keep the stories coming....

Blown 472
09-16-2003, 04:53 AM
Whats a wife beater??
I like your stories, keep em cummin. Just dont talk bout mule cocks, as well, you know little short in that area. :D

Boozer
09-16-2003, 05:23 AM
playdeep:
In regards to TPC...Let's see.
The guy has no hidden agenda.
Does not subtly spam for a certain boat mfg.
Does not start crap or torch anybody.
His posts are (IMO)well thought out and thought provoking.
I have yet to read apost where he offers up advice posing as an expert when he is not(see:phat kat,boozer etc.)
...the TPC stuff that I read is pretty much a breath of fresh air,especially when compared to some of the other crap that permeates this place. **** You! I am an expert.

Hermosa
09-16-2003, 05:28 AM
BoatFloating:
TPC, nothing personel, but about every 20 of your posts make sense to me. Anybody else feel the same way :confused: :confused: :confused: I wasn't going to say anything, but.... yea. TPC shoud write for a living, could probably make some money.

91nordic29
09-16-2003, 07:03 AM
burbanite:
BoatFloating:
TPC, nothing personel, but about every 20 of your posts make sense to me. Anybody else feel the same way :confused: :confused: :confused: Not really, sometimes when someone tells a story it is not easy to get to the crux of the matter but for the most part TPC makes me feel like I was there...always an interesting slant to a topic or something I've never really thought about. that is the way i feel. he always has GREAT stories, and somehow you know that they arent bull. guess you have to be on the same "wavelength".

Boozer
09-16-2003, 07:08 AM
91nordic29:
burbanite:
BoatFloating:
TPC, nothing personel, but about every 20 of your posts make sense to me. Anybody else feel the same way :confused: :confused: :confused: Not really, sometimes when someone tells a story it is not easy to get to the crux of the matter but for the most part TPC makes me feel like I was there...always an interesting slant to a topic or something I've never really thought about. that is the way i feel. he always has GREAT stories, and somehow you know that they arent bull. guess you have to be on the same "wavelength". What's a "wavelength"? Is that some kind of California designer drug or something?
Either way I don't do those funky "wavelength" things you speak of but I still like TPC's stories anyway. Keep em comin TPC.
Please educate me about this "wavelength" you speak of. Sounds like a money maker to me.

91nordic29
09-16-2003, 07:11 AM
it is kinda one of those things: "if i have to explain it..."
but for the sake of education, how about "frame of mind"? wink

Boozer
09-16-2003, 07:30 AM
91nordic29:
it is kinda one of those things: "if i have to explain it..."
but for the sake of education, how about "frame of mind"? wink "frame of mind" Isn't that one of those date rape drugs?

Cole
09-16-2003, 07:47 AM
I liked TPC's stories...it was three stories in one!!
1)the teenage finger wiping story.
2)the mule dick story
3)the gangbang ass kickin story
It also had all the ingredients ... sex, violence, beautiful women, the river, the good guy wins, gang bangers, and for the women "mule dicks".
keep it coming!!

Steamin' Rice
09-16-2003, 08:10 AM
playdeep:
In regards to TPC...Let's see.
The guy has no hidden agenda.
Does not subtly spam for a certain boat mfg.
Does not start crap or torch anybody.
His posts are (IMO)well thought out and thought provoking.
I have yet to read apost where he offers up advice posing as an expert when he is not(see:phat kat,boozer etc.)
...the TPC stuff that I read is pretty much a breath of fresh air,especially when compared to some of the other crap that permeates this place. I agree.....When TPC first starting posting things, it took me a little while to realize that he didn't have an agenda and most of his posts are just to share stories...I don't read through all of them, but usually get a laugh out of the ones I read...

rrrr
09-16-2003, 08:50 AM
Boozer:
**** You! I am an expert. LMAO, Boozer. This should be your sig line LOL :D :D
I like the TPC "slice o' life" stories just fine. Keep 'em coming.

bear down
09-16-2003, 09:26 AM
Trailer Park Casanova:
BoatFloating:
TPC, nothing personel, but about every 20 of your posts make sense to me. Anybody else feel the same way :confused: :confused: :confused: If you don't like what I post, don't click on them and read them.
I get lots of PM's and e mails for those who like my posts,,
For you,,, I'll log off and leave the forum forever.
Perhaps you can write better,,, TPC Don't Leave....Every time I read your posts I feel like I am reading Hamlet!. IMHO, Your posts are very clear but then again I love to read!. I really enjoy your posts about your life experiences and appreciate your willingness to open up to us on the hotboard!. For me they are relaxing and I look forward to them.

Hermosa
09-16-2003, 09:37 AM
We could open a new forum called "The TPC Chronicles".... lots of short adventure stories..

summerlove
09-16-2003, 10:09 AM
TPC, let's see, stories of life at the river, challenges of dealing with teenage daughters and her escapades (remember the hidden Silver?), ass kickings at Laughlin, 'round the world bar runs in Parker with said daughter as the DD, and many others. And the problem is??? I feel like I'm listening to Jimmy Buffett tell stories about the carribean, except they're at the river! And they're told by TPC. To be honest, at first, I thought TPC was FOS, but, I have come to really enjoy his stories and believe that he makes the world a better place, not to mention the drama boards, because for MOST of us when the story is over we're smiling and chuckling a little...like this... :D
Keep the stories coming TPC, they're a fun relief in a hectic world.
SL

BUSTI
09-16-2003, 10:15 AM
TrailerPark I find your posts great keep'em coming!

Dave C
09-16-2003, 10:47 AM
TPC stories are good. Lots going on all at once so they are entertaining. Keep em coming.

Outnumbered
09-16-2003, 12:35 PM
summerlove:
TPC, let's see, stories of life at the river, challenges of dealing with teenage daughters and her escapades (remember the hidden Silver?), ass kickings at Laughlin, 'round the world bar runs in Parker with said daughter as the DD, and many others. And the problem is??? I feel like I'm listening to Jimmy Buffett tell stories about the carribean, except they're at the river! And they're told by TPC. To be honest, at first, I thought TPC was FOS, but, I have come to really enjoy his stories and believe that he makes the world a better place, not to mention the drama boards, because for MOST of us when the story is over we're smiling and chuckling a little...like this... :D
Keep the stories coming TPC, they're a fun relief in a hectic world.
SL Well, as much as I hate to admit this, Summerlove and I agree on this.
:D eek! :D
TPC, don't let 'em get under your skin. Just keep typing. If we don't always get every bit of your stories, that's OK. They are still fun to read.
OL

HAULNZ
09-16-2003, 12:42 PM
Your stories are great :D I look forward to reading them, they have substance, unlike some threads on this board. :rolleyes:

summerlove
09-16-2003, 01:12 PM
Old Lavey:
summerlove:
TPC, let's see, stories of life at the river, challenges of dealing with teenage daughters and her escapades (remember the hidden Silver?), ass kickings at Laughlin, 'round the world bar runs in Parker with said daughter as the DD, and many others. And the problem is??? I feel like I'm listening to Jimmy Buffett tell stories about the carribean, except they're at the river! And they're told by TPC. To be honest, at first, I thought TPC was FOS, but, I have come to really enjoy his stories and believe that he makes the world a better place, not to mention the drama boards, because for MOST of us when the story is over we're smiling and chuckling a little...like this... :D
Keep the stories coming TPC, they're a fun relief in a hectic world.
SL Well, as much as I hate to admit this, Summerlove and I agree on this.
:D eek! :D
TPC, don't let 'em get under your skin. Just keep typing. If we don't always get every bit of your stories, that's OK. They are still fun to read.
OL See OL, I'm not all bad - when it comes to defending my country and defending the River Way of Life, we can all agree on that! Now, if we can only find a way to stop the recall! wink J/K!
Oh yea, the 9th did it already! (Actually, I think they ought to let it go and let the voters decide the outcome) Sorry for the hijack....

jbtrailerjim
09-16-2003, 01:37 PM
Well, I hope that was not his last post. I kinda liked reading some of his stories. But if he is that thin skinned I don't know how he has lasted this long posting on these boards. As a new guy I learned real quick that this is not the place to posting on if you are thin skinned. :confused: