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HCS
02-14-2003, 02:19 PM
"Licence and registration please"
"I just want to be friends"
"I'm late" (take it how you want)
"Well, I won't lie to ya. It doesn't look good"
"The New Kids On the Block are having their reunion this year"
"I'm sorry, we have to let you go"
"The doctor says it's yours"
"Did you cut your hair yourself"
"The other driver says she has no insurance"
"We have to transfer you to Afganistan"
"It's not you, It's me"
"I have a boyfriend"
"I have a headache"
"I'm not really a woman"
"Do you know why I pulled you over?"
"Is it in"
"The doctor says, you won't feel a thing"
"Your my new bitch"
"It is yours after all"
"There's something you should know...you were adopted"
"So both you ladies are bisexual"
"I see nothing wrong with sharing my bed with children of the world..."
"aaawwwwwww isn't it little"
"Hi, I'm Michael Jackson. I hear you have a son."
"Oh...Did you just come out of the pool?."
[ February 14, 2003, 02:21 PM: Message edited by: HARDCORE-SKI ]

Slick
02-14-2003, 02:28 PM
HARDCORE-SKI:
"So both you ladies are bisexual"
What's wrong with that?
I wouldn't want to here, "Uhhh, it seams you've made a mistake on your Tax Return".

Jbb
02-14-2003, 02:33 PM
And the award for Moderator of the year goes to
Riverdave............... eek!