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FMluvswater
06-27-2003, 12:20 AM
8 Things I Hate About Anyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal! Where the **** is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the
channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Hell yeah! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "It's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the **** would you keep looking after you've found it? Do
people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna kick their ass!
5. When people say while watching a film "Did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the ****ing floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Well, which is it?
If it's new, then there has never been anything before it.
If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
8. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
****
I got this in an e-mail.

Rod-64
06-27-2003, 12:29 AM
Sounds like my man George Carlin may have said these things..... :D

FMluvswater
06-27-2003, 12:41 AM
OMG!!! Party records!!!!! LMAO!!! No wonder I found that so entirely amusing- it does have a Carlin-ness to it! :D
Until you said that I'd been thinking Denis Leary ... :D
[ June 27, 2003, 02:05 AM: Message edited by: FMluvswaterbabe ]

FMluvswater
06-27-2003, 01:10 AM
One of those things is not like the others
One of those things just doesn't belong ...
I noticed it but left it in anyway.

Rod-64
06-27-2003, 01:46 AM
#7!!!! :D

FMluvswater
06-27-2003, 01:58 AM
http://forum.ud.com/ubb/graemlins/xyxthumbs.gif :D

JetBoatRich
06-27-2003, 03:38 AM
I hear #6 all the time, but they say can I ask a quick question, that takes for ever to come out :o

betty boop
06-27-2003, 06:42 AM
reality can be such a scary place.... :p