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miller19j
12-20-2002, 02:13 PM
My name is Miller19j and I am a Post WhoreÂ…Â…Wow I feel better now! :D

Blown 472
12-20-2002, 02:15 PM
miller19j:
My name is Miller19j and I am a Post *****……Wow I feel better now! :D Anything else you want to get off your chest??

78Eliminator
12-20-2002, 02:15 PM
miller19j:
My name is Miller19j and I am a Post WhoreÂ…Â…Wow I feel better now! :D My name is 78Eliminator and I am a post *****. I also like to read comics and masterbate.

miller19j
12-20-2002, 02:16 PM
Blown 472:
Anything else you want to get off your chest?? I masturbate from time to time :rolleyes: Â….But I havenÂ’t gone blind yet! :D

Rod-64
12-20-2002, 02:17 PM
Phil Hendrie was talking about Solvang last night...must be way out there :D
I'm just trying to get to be a triple digit member.. :D

rivercrazy
12-20-2002, 02:17 PM
78's posts to start dates ratio has gotcha both beat!
[ December 20, 2002, 02:18 PM: Message edited by: rivercrazy ]

Rod-64
12-20-2002, 02:19 PM
100!!!!!!!
*****
*****
*****!!!!!!!!!!!!!

miller19j
12-20-2002, 02:19 PM
rivercrazy:
78's posts to start dates ratio has gotcha both beat! I was his apprentice

Blown 472
12-20-2002, 02:20 PM
I enjoy a good round of hand hockey too!

HCS
12-20-2002, 02:20 PM
Any other confessions? :rolleyes:

miller19j
12-20-2002, 02:23 PM
Blown 472:
I enjoy a good round of hand hockey too! Are you still in Va?

78Eliminator
12-20-2002, 02:25 PM
sometimes when i am jack hammering my cock, i will fiddle with my nuts a little.

Blown 472
12-20-2002, 02:27 PM
miller19j:
Blown 472:
I enjoy a good round of hand hockey too! Are you still in Va? Nope, sitting in my office.

Blown 472
12-20-2002, 02:28 PM
78Eliminator:
sometimes when i am jack hammering my cock, i will fiddle with my nuts a little. Do you use your other hand?? I use my pinky finger on tha hand I am wacking with, hey where is tom brown?? tha king whacka.

miller19j
12-20-2002, 02:28 PM
HowÂ’s Shaved Clam? Is she mad at you?

78Eliminator
12-20-2002, 02:29 PM
Blown 472:
78Eliminator:
sometimes when i am jack hammering my cock, i will fiddle with my nuts a little. Do you use your other hand?? I use my pinky finger on tha hand I am wacking with, hey where is tom brown?? tha king whacka. I use the left as my "jack" and the right as my "fiddle".

Blown 472
12-20-2002, 02:32 PM
miller19j:
How’s Shaved Clam? Is she mad at you? Fine, sez she is bored here, I dont think she has the same sense of humor we have.

Blown 472
12-20-2002, 02:32 PM
78Eliminator:
Blown 472:
78Eliminator:
sometimes when i am jack hammering my cock, i will fiddle with my nuts a little. Do you use your other hand?? I use my pinky finger on tha hand I am wacking with, hey where is tom brown?? tha king whacka. I use the left as my "jack" and the right as my "fiddle". I use my right all the time, but for something exotic I go left, whole different grip.

78Eliminator
12-20-2002, 02:35 PM
Blown 472:
I use my right all the time, but for something exotic I go left, whole different grip. You know, how long is your cock supposed to work? I really enjoy mine and I wonder if he will still spit with the same fury as when I was 18 at 80......

Blown 472
12-20-2002, 02:36 PM
78Eliminator:
Blown 472:
I use my right all the time, but for something exotic I go left, whole different grip. You know, how long is your cock supposed to work? I really enjoy mine and I wonder if he will still spit with the same fury as when I was 18 at 80...... Unless your balls fall off, I think tha spitting will be tha same.

miller19j
12-20-2002, 02:41 PM
78Eliminator:
I use the left as my "jack" and the right as my "fiddle". Now I am really getting scaredÂ…..Are you my long lost brother or something?

78Eliminator
12-20-2002, 02:47 PM
miller19j:
78Eliminator:
I use the left as my "jack" and the right as my "fiddle". Now I am really getting scaredÂ…..Are you my long lost brother or something? When you are holding a glass or bottle at a bar or party, do you put your pinky finger under the bottom of the glass so there is no chance in hell you will drop it?

Blown 472
12-20-2002, 02:52 PM
Yeah I guess I do, that would suck losing a drink.
Did you figure out what you are drinking at work for xmas?? going to pound your pud there too?

78Eliminator
12-20-2002, 02:55 PM
Blown 472:
Yeah I guess I do, that would suck losing a drink.
Did you figure out what you are drinking at work for xmas?? going to pound your pud there too? Probably not going to drink or PTP. Just work.

miller19j
12-20-2002, 02:57 PM
78Millerslonglostbrother:
When you are holding a glass or bottle at a bar or party, do you put your pinky finger under the bottom of the glass so there is no chance in hell you will drop it? NoÂ…My wife says that I hold drinks like a crab. My hand wraps around it like a pincher.

Blown 472
12-20-2002, 03:07 PM
Take your crabby ass home, beiatch.

75_Elim
12-20-2002, 03:12 PM
RiverDave:
I'm RiverDave, and I might have a small posting problem known as well as a small "internet problem."
RD RD, you have nooooo problems with the internet, It's more like the internet has a problem with you !! Over 6000 post eek! eek! I've been here for a year and a half and I'm just getting to 500.

miller19j
12-20-2002, 03:14 PM
75_Elim:
RD, you have nooooo problems with the internet, It's more like the internet has a problem with you !! Over 6000 post eek! eek! I've been here for a year and a half and I'm just getting to 500. Amateur :D

rivercrazy
12-20-2002, 03:16 PM
And that's only on this board...... River TheUltimatePostWhore" Dave
75_Elim:
QB] RiverDave
I'm RiverDave, and I might have a small posting problem known as well as a small "internet problem."
RD RD, you have nooooo problems with the internet, It's more like the internet has a problem with you !! Over 6000 post eek! eek! I've been here for a year and a half and I'm just getting to 500. [/QB]

75_Elim
12-20-2002, 03:38 PM
miller19j:
75_Elim:
RD, you have nooooo problems with the internet, It's more like the internet has a problem with you !! Over 6000 post eek! eek! I've been here for a year and a half and I'm just getting to 500. Amateur :D ***** Alert !! ***** Alert !!! :D
1600 in a couple months! At that rate you'll beat RD.

Rexone
12-20-2002, 03:47 PM
RiverDave:
I'm RiverDave, and I might have a small posting problem known as well as a small "internet problem."
RD 6000+ = small...not! :D I'm Riverdave, I mostly lurk, don't post that much... :rolleyes: :D

miller19j
12-20-2002, 03:49 PM
RiverDave:
Not likely.. I'd be willing to bet that I've probably made over 200 posts in the last 3 days just fielding responses from this moderator shiznit..
RD I see it was just a ploy to post *****!

75_Elim
12-20-2002, 04:02 PM
RiverDave:
Not likely.. I'd be willing to bet that I've probably made over 200 posts in the last 3 days just fielding responses from this moderator shiznit..
RD You're right RD... I did the math.
You've been on for 20 months/6037 posts = 301.85 a month.
Miller has 8 months/1612 posts = 201.5 a month.
I stand corrected :D
Just for the record, I've been on for 17 months/490 posts = 28.28 So if you two are Whores, I'm still waiting to get my cherry popped !! eek! Sorry RD, can I say that now with the moderator in town :D

Hotcrusader76
12-20-2002, 04:15 PM
What about 78Eliminator? Or even myself? Yikes....talk about PW's :D :D

Jrocket
12-20-2002, 04:23 PM
If it keeps raining like it has been,I should be catching up quickly..... :confused:

HCS
12-20-2002, 04:30 PM
Jrocket:
If it keeps raining like it has been,I should be catching up quickly..... :confused: Shit! I still have to do my christmas shopping. eek! No time for posting.
http://www.jeeptalk.org/crack/smilies/otn/funny/outtahere.gif

Jrocket
12-20-2002, 04:35 PM
HARDCORE-SKI:
Shit! I still have to do my christmas shopping. eek! No time for posting.
http://www.jeeptalk.org/crack/smilies/otn/funny/outtahere.gif Lucky for me know one likes me so I dont have to buy any gifts.......works great!!! :p :p

JetBoatRich
12-21-2002, 08:05 AM
Could I be a post *****?
If you have to ask, I think maybe :D

Jrocket
12-21-2002, 09:57 AM
Will I ever hit 1000,we shall see.Im trying to do it before Monday.... :p :p

JetBoatRich
12-21-2002, 02:45 PM
Jrocket:
Will I ever hit 1000,we shall see.Im trying to do it before Monday.... :p :p You can do it! :D

MJ19
12-21-2002, 03:59 PM
miller19j:
78Millerslonglostbrother:
When you are holding a glass or bottle at a bar or party, do you put your pinky finger under the bottom of the glass so there is no chance in hell you will drop it? NoÂ…My wife says that I hold drinks like a crab. My hand wraps around it like a pincher. You don't wrap your HAND like a pincher...you wrap your TWO fingers like pinchers and the other fingers just dangle there :D
[ December 21, 2002, 04:01 PM: Message edited by: MJ19 ]

MJ19
12-21-2002, 04:07 PM
78Eliminator:
I use the left as my "jack" and the right as my "fiddle". You know sometimes these visuals are well...let's not go there... :D

Havasu Doug
12-21-2002, 08:53 PM
Strangely, Jordy is absent here, so I'll speak for him. Jordy is a post *****! . :D

miller19j
12-21-2002, 09:06 PM
Havasu Doug:
Strangely, Jordy is absent here, so I'll speak for him. Jordy is a post *****! . :D But does he 'fiddle'??? eek!

MJ19
12-21-2002, 09:10 PM
miller19j:
Havasu Doug:
Strangely, Jordy is absent here, so I'll speak for him. Jordy is a post *****! . :D But does he 'fiddle'??? eek! Oops...Miller forgot to log out...that was ME (Wifey) Sorry... :D

Jordy
12-22-2002, 10:54 AM
Havasu Doug:
Strangely, Jordy is absent here, so I'll speak for him. Jordy is a post *****! . :D You know, the funny thing is, I was scrolling through this thread and rather surprised that my name wasn't drug into it somewhere. Thanks Doug. :D :D
Alot of this thread can be filed under the "Way too much information" post file. :D

Haullen270
12-22-2002, 11:58 AM
I'm not a post ***** and I feel good!!!

NashvilleBound
12-22-2002, 04:45 PM
jordanpaulk:
Havasu Doug:
Strangely, Jordy is absent here, so I'll speak for him. Jordy is a post *****! . :D You know, the funny thing is, I was scrolling through this thread and rather surprised that my name wasn't drug into it somewhere. Thanks Doug. :D :D
Alot of this thread can be filed under the "Way too much information" post file. :D Way too much info is an understatement! And the visuals...Damn....I think I am gonna go blind just reading this!

JetBoatRich
12-22-2002, 05:29 PM
***** or addicted?
Not sure but i can't stay away eek!

Havasu Doug
12-22-2002, 06:37 PM
jordanpaulk:
Havasu Doug:
Strangely, Jordy is absent here, so I'll speak for him. Jordy is a post *****! . :D You know, the funny thing is, I was scrolling through this thread and rather surprised that my name wasn't drug into it somewhere. Thanks Doug. :D :D
Alot of this thread can be filed under the "Way too much information" post file. :D Your welcome. Just trying to help out. :D

MJ19
12-28-2002, 06:28 PM
NashvilleBound:
Way too much info is an understatement! And the visuals...Damn....I think I am gonna go blind just reading this! Ha, ha...as if you weren't already going blind from all your own private play...we all know you live with the famous FLUFFY eek! :D :p

Tom Brown
12-28-2002, 08:10 PM
Blown 472:
78Eliminator:
sometimes when i am jack hammering my cock, i will fiddle with my nuts a little. Do you use your other hand?? I use my pinky finger on tha hand I am wacking with, hey where is tom brown?? tha king whacka. Like Gazoo... mention my name and I appear...
Gentlemen, give my Spiderman technique a try. Just before the love plasma starts to fly, turn out your hand so your glans sits on your wrist. Now, you can pretend you're spinning a thread like Spiderman.
Spider man, spider man
Does whatever a spider can
Spins a web any size
Catches thieves just like flies
Look out!
There comes the spider man

Kim Hanson
12-28-2002, 08:23 PM
Haullen270:
I'm not a post ***** and I feel good!!! I'am not a post ***** either, and I like it lot's and lot's and lot's....( . )( . ).... :D

JetBoatRich
12-29-2002, 08:03 AM
Not another Post *****? :D

MJ19
12-29-2002, 12:00 PM
Kim Hanson:
Haullen270:
I'm not a post ***** and I feel good!!! I'am not a post ***** either, and I like it lot's and lot's and lot's....( . )( . ).... :D I call bullshit!!! :D :p

Blown 472
12-30-2002, 06:06 AM
Tom Brown:
Blown 472:
78Eliminator:
sometimes when i am jack hammering my cock, i will fiddle with my nuts a little. Do you use your other hand?? I use my pinky finger on tha hand I am wacking with, hey where is tom brown?? tha king whacka. Like Gazoo... mention my name and I appear...
Gentlemen, give my Spiderman technique a try. Just before the love plasma starts to fly, turn out your hand so your glans sits on your wrist. Now, you can pretend you're spinning a thread like Spiderman.
Spider man, spider man
Does whatever a spider can
Spins a web any size
Catches thieves just like flies
Look out!
There comes the spider man :D :D :D

FMluvswater
10-03-2003, 12:00 AM
[ October 03, 2003, 04:41 AM: Message edited by: FMluvswaterbabe ]

Mandelon
10-03-2003, 05:16 AM
FM, what's with all this digging into the archives??

MagicMtnDan
10-03-2003, 05:54 AM
75_Elim:
RiverDave:
Not likely.. I'd be willing to bet that I've probably made over 200 posts in the last 3 days just fielding responses from this moderator shiznit..
RD You're right RD... I did the math.
You've been on for 20 months/6037 posts = 301.85 a month.
Miller has 8 months/1612 posts = 201.5 a month.
I stand corrected :D
Just for the record, I've been on for 17 months/490 posts = 28.28 So if you two are Whores, I'm still waiting to get my cherry popped !! eek! Sorry RD, can I say that now with the moderator in town :D 301.85/month = 10 posts a day, every day! THIS must be your life eek!

FMluvswater
10-03-2003, 10:57 AM
Mandelon:
FM, what's with all this digging into the archives?? Well it started out with looking for 'because I said so' and the 'working out' thread and well sometimes oldies are goodies. :) Newer members perhaps missed out on some of the goodies the first few runs/re-runs. :)