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HCS
07-11-2003, 05:47 AM
My latest piss off is my new boss. He likes to micromanage. :mad:
Little dogs.
Crankheads.
Catmando.
http://forums.***boat.net/ubb/Avatars/34.jpg :D
Lets see....can't think of anything else right now. :rolleyes:

Blown 472
07-11-2003, 05:50 AM
Getting my dick caught in the zipper.
being slow at work.
Waiting for the machine shop to get my shit machined.
Pin heads that drive like they have no clue.

Boozer
07-11-2003, 05:51 AM
People with REALLY big avatars that take up the whole ****IN PAGE!!
http://www.enseirb.fr/~delabre/smil/smil_rayonvert.gif BIG AVATARS

Boozer
07-11-2003, 05:53 AM
http://www.enseirb.fr/~delabre/smil/smil_lol.gif
http://www.enseirb.fr/~delabre/smil/smil_conseil.gif
[ July 11, 2003, 06:54 AM: Message edited by: Boozer ]

HCS
07-11-2003, 05:57 AM
How about when you pay a whole bunch of bucks
to go to a rock concert and all the bands suck.

Blown 472
07-11-2003, 06:00 AM
top fuel oil downs

spectratoad
07-11-2003, 06:49 AM
My ex wife :mad:
occasionally my current wife :D
Jet skis and other boats that don't watch where the F&^K they are going.

Jungle Boy
07-11-2003, 07:43 AM
I travel lots by air and I really dislike ****heads that sit behind you and use your seat to help get their fatass out of their seat.
I also don't like the bitch that kicked me off in Guayaquil for being drunk and then having to sleep on a cold tile floor for 4 hrs waiting for the next plane.
I still don't like open headers on slow boats.
I don't like the cost of race fuel.

Blown 472
07-11-2003, 07:48 AM
Or the little ****er that kicks the back of your seat while you are trying to sleep.

Blown 472
07-11-2003, 07:49 AM
I still don't like open headers on slow boats.
I don't like the cost of race fuel. [/QB]Mine only runs 75 thru the center rise manifolds.
No shit on that, that is why I started using av gas, 2.55 a gallon.

Boozer
07-11-2003, 08:03 AM
You know what REALLY pisses me off.
When I'm trying to get the tight spot and she says "Wrong Hole!"
What's so wrong about it??

Jungle Boy
07-11-2003, 08:05 AM
Blown 472:
I still don't like open headers on slow boats.
I don't like the cost of race fuel. Mine only runs 75 thru the center rise manifolds.
No shit on that, that is why I started using av gas, 2.55 a gallon. [/QB]Not bagging ya Blown. I was planning to run the Imco's on my engine but they robbed 350 RPM and the open headers have been on since. I'm talking the guys that run 50 MPH and just annoy everyone with noise. Nothing sound better than open headers on a engine that's working good.

Boozer
07-11-2003, 08:09 AM
Jungle Boy:
Blown 472:
I still don't like open headers on slow boats.
I don't like the cost of race fuel. Mine only runs 75 thru the center rise manifolds.
No shit on that, that is why I started using av gas, 2.55 a gallon. Not bagging ya Blown. I was planning to run the Imco's on my engine but they robbed 350 RPM and the open headers have been on since. I'm talking the guys that run 50 MPH and just annoy everyone with noise. Nothing sound better than open headers on a engine that's working good. [/QB]I recently built my own custom headers for My Bayliner. I have NEVER in my life heard a V6 sound soooooooooooo good. Looks neat too. Have headers routed up and out of the engine compartment and even put a custom air scoop on it.

HCS
07-11-2003, 08:52 AM
When I'm drunk and she won't give me a blow job.

Blown 472
07-11-2003, 08:55 AM
Jungle Boy:
Blown 472:
I still don't like open headers on slow boats.
I don't like the cost of race fuel. Mine only runs 75 thru the center rise manifolds.
No shit on that, that is why I started using av gas, 2.55 a gallon. Not bagging ya Blown. I was planning to run the Imco's on my engine but they robbed 350 RPM and the open headers have been on since. I'm talking the guys that run 50 MPH and just annoy everyone with noise. Nothing sound better than open headers on a engine that's working good. [/QB]No bagging taken, just ****ing with you, when you bringing that boat down to run on the waupaca river??

Blown 472
07-11-2003, 08:56 AM
Jungle Boy:
Blown 472:
I still don't like open headers on slow boats.
I don't like the cost of race fuel. Mine only runs 75 thru the center rise manifolds.
No shit on that, that is why I started using av gas, 2.55 a gallon. Not bagging ya Blown. I was planning to run the Imco's on my engine but they robbed 350 RPM and the open headers have been on since. I'm talking the guys that run 50 MPH and just annoy everyone with noise. Nothing sound better than open headers on a engine that's working good. [/QB]No bagging taken, just ****ing with you, when you bringing that boat down to run on the waupaca river?? :D :D

91nordic29
07-11-2003, 09:12 AM
HARDCORE-SKI:
When I'm drunk and she won't give me a blow job. because it takes too long when you are drunk! sometimes never ending if you know what i mean. :D wink

Havasu_Dreamin
07-11-2003, 09:35 AM
Liberals that try and act like they know what they are talking about and just continue to be full of BS because they make grandiose claims and NEVER, EVER back their claims up with any FACTS!

RiverKitty
07-11-2003, 09:48 AM
Whew! This is a loaded question!
* People who don't tip!!! Grrrrr!!!! :mad:
* Slow vehicles that drive in the left lane and clog up traffic.
* Traffic!!!
* Stupid F's that don't tip then ask if you want to go out with them! Duh!!! burningm (Here's your sign!)
* The X
* Telephone Solicitors

78Eliminator
07-11-2003, 09:49 AM
Sitting in rush hour traffic and having to piss really bad.

Blown 472
07-11-2003, 10:45 AM
78Eliminator:
Sitting in rush hour traffic and having to piss really bad. Like so bad the head of your dick hurts?

wrightnow
07-11-2003, 10:52 AM
RiverKitty:
Whew! This is a loaded question!
* People who don't tip!!! Grrrrr!!!! :mad:
* Slow vehicles that drive in the left lane and clog up traffic.
* Traffic!!!
* Stupid F's that don't tip then ask if you want to go out with them! Duh!!! burningm (Here's your sign!)
* The X
* Telephone Solicitors Slow people drive in the car poll lane

Havasu_Dreamin
07-11-2003, 11:13 AM
wrightnow:
Slow people drive in the car poll lane And those that drive in the carpool lane! :p
Another thing that pisses me off is people that point out grammar or spelling errors in other peoples posts! LMAO :p

Eric455
07-11-2003, 11:48 AM
when people lie.
eric
[ July 11, 2003, 12:49 PM: Message edited by: Eric455 ]

Boozer
07-11-2003, 11:49 AM
Let's rephrase that Eric. When Good people die.

Rocket2003
07-11-2003, 11:53 AM
People that can't drive a BOAT!
People who sell Boat's (or Jet ski's) to people that can't drive!
All my Ex-wive's!
Flat beer! jawdrop

Blown 472
07-11-2003, 11:55 AM
skid marks

rrrr
07-11-2003, 12:04 PM
Jungle Boy:
I travel lots by air and I really dislike ****heads that sit behind you and use your seat to help get their fatass out of their seat.
Pisses me off!!! Soon as they do it push your seatback button and quickly slam it back. Turn around and loudly say "I think you broke my seat pulling on it like that". Try to embarrass the fat ****.
Blown 472:
Or the little ****er that kicks the back of your seat while you are trying to sleep. Pisses me off even more!!!! Easy to fix, though. Unbuckle your seat belt, come flyin' up out of the seat as you turn around, and fix your best crazy MF look on the little ****er. Slowly move the Jack Nicholson gaze over to mom and back to the kid.
Use your best basement murderer grin and say "It's reaaally a bad idea to kick the back of my chair". If you can get a little saliva to spray out so much the better.
Works every time. :D

Kim Hanson
07-11-2003, 12:10 PM
Blown 472:
skid marks Just call them smoke stains Blown.....( . )( . ).......
I hate downloading shit that crash's your computer!
That " Stop Pop Up's " pop-up, and they are trying to sell you software to stop it! How come they started this shit? :mad: :D wink :p

HCS
07-11-2003, 12:30 PM
Asshole drivers that cut you off, give you the finger, then have the Jesus fish on the back of their gay ride!
I hate **** heads I work with that think they're right
until you show them undeniable proof.
People who want to ban saying God in the pledge of allegiance.
Front wheel drive.
Hybrid vehicles.
Fuel cells.
Diarrea.
I hate when people call me boss, chief, or captian.
I hate it when I go to a Boy Scout meeting and come home with blue balls.

Blown 472
07-11-2003, 12:34 PM
Drunk ****ers like RD.
Blue balls at a scout meeting?? hummmmm

Boozer
07-11-2003, 12:40 PM
Pay Per View Porn (6.95 and u don't even see penetration)
Not being allowed to buy beer on Sundays or anytime after 12am
Gang Bangers standing in front of the mall entrance throwing gang signs at every car passing by and the mall security to scared to do anything about it
People who allow themselves to become addicted to drugs and then expect goverment assistance to get off them which results in me footing the bill for their drug addiction just so they can relapse 2 weeks later
Welfare moms who keep having kids to get bigger welfare checks
Dead beat dads
People who abuse their children verbally and physically
Serial Killers that expect god to forgive them
Child molesters
Paying $8 for a bud light at the titty bar
Section 8 housing
Senile elderly people

HalletDave
07-11-2003, 12:40 PM
People who think they are better than others.
HD

blown23vee
07-11-2003, 12:52 PM
Friends/people that constantly express an interest in boating until you actually invite them and then they become mysteriously "busy".

blown23vee
07-11-2003, 12:54 PM
Oh, and idiots making that right turn on red during your "on a green light" U-turn that give
you the dirty looks or the finger because they're
stupid & think you're cutting them off!!

jlnorthrup122
07-11-2003, 02:35 PM
Well for starters:
Those idiots at the fourway stops that cut you off before it is there turn and **** up all the order!
And Horn Blowers that wont stop there car to tango let alone get out of the car!
when my wife puts the garbage can to close to the edge of the driveway so when I back out I knock the ****er over when I'm leavin for work in the neiborhood rat race!
Also I hate stupid people!
I realy hate it when some dumb ass mother****en customers hit on my old when they come into the shop!
I realy hate it when lake lices feel that they own the water!
I realy get pissed off when I am chillin at ramp swimin with the girls and I see some jackass who cant even walk let alone shut the **** gets into a junk ass tri hull and operates it.
I hate it when I see dumbass perents not paying attention to there kids on the water. Last weekend a 4 year old girl drowned because her mom was worthless. And another time come out to my slip at the lake and there was some retard kids from thecamground ****ing around in my boat.
burningm burningm

wntitall
07-11-2003, 02:54 PM
Tail gating.... Here's a big F&^%#@ YOU!!!!! :mad:
People taking your order at the drive -thru window, who dont speak english!!!! argue
People who think everybody owes them a living.... News Flash, GET A Fricken LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
[ July 11, 2003, 03:56 PM: Message edited by: wntitall ]

Ziggy
07-11-2003, 03:01 PM
wntitall:
People taking your order at the drive -thru window, who dont speak english!!!! argue
Upon reaching POS speakerBox the sound from it says:
Elp jew?
Carne Asada Burrito please
Dat ol?
Yes.
Fwee-FivTee, Dwive Fu prease
Don't even try to tell them No Onions or anything! :mad:
[ July 11, 2003, 04:03 PM: Message edited by: Ziggy ]

mtndewdrops
07-11-2003, 03:13 PM
Top TEN
1. TAXES
2. Slow Drivers in the Fast lane...If your aren't passing someone, move over in another lane and talk on the phone.
3. People that attempt to drive and apply health and beauty products, or that shave or brush teeth while driving.
4. Tailgaters...go around and try your luck.
5. Know-it-alls...You can't be an EXPERT at EVERYTHING!!!
6. Hypocrits
7. Telephone Solicitors
8. Arrogance or concietedness...You are NOT ALL THAT.
9. Deceptive News Media ...give us the truth.
10. TAXES

miller19j
07-11-2003, 03:17 PM
Ziggy:
Upon reaching POS speakerBox the sound from it says:
Elp jew?
Carne Asada Burrito please
Dat ol?
Yes.
Fwee-FivTee, Dwive Fu prease
Don't even try to tell them No Onions or anything! :mad: What Pisses Me off: Onions on my food!

wntitall
07-11-2003, 03:23 PM
Ziggy,
smile_sp smile_sp smile_sp L.M.A.O

ROZ
07-11-2003, 03:26 PM
78Eliminator:
Sitting in rush hour traffic and having to piss really bad. Just don't try to piss in a cup. You might overfill or spill it.....

Kim Hanson
07-11-2003, 03:28 PM
Women with big " TA TA'S ", that hide them!Would they hide a new Corvette, shit no! Why the boobies?
I like them proud and loud, if you got it flaunt it!.......(( . ))(( . ))............ :D wink :p jawdrop

HighRoller
07-11-2003, 04:18 PM
quote:
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Originally posted by 78Eliminator:
Sitting in rush hour traffic and having to piss really bad.
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Just don't try to piss in a cup. You might overfill or spill it..... That's why it's good to have an emergency relief device,such as a Gatorade bottle with the large mouth.A lesson learned from being in cities that don't believe in truck stops.(The whole L.A. basin)

HighRoller
07-11-2003, 04:20 PM
Oh by the way.. Just don't try to piss in a cup. You might overfill or spill it..... Would that make you pissed off about being pissed on?

sandblasted
07-11-2003, 04:53 PM
In no order:
Whiny employees! make me feel like a babysitter!
Tech support people who think everyone is a computer geek! look geek, I don't speak DOS, speak english to me!!
assholes who tailgate you on the freeway when you are doing 75 in the fast lane and so is the car in front of you and next to you..where do you think I am going to go asshole?? Now you get to know the meaning of "brake check"! :mad:
People who call to complain because they didn't pay their electric bill and 1 of my employees had to cut their power and think they will get somewhere by calling me a "mother ****in piece of shit asshole"..I just hang up on their asses!
anyone with a chip on their shoulder!..
people who gets their 30ft boat stuck on the sandbar, then my friends and I help push them off and they can't even throw us beer! bastards!
anyone who makes a quick turn on the water in front of me without looking! boats don't have brakes asshole, look over your shoulder before you do something cute!
warm beer!
Friggin liberals!!!

mike37
07-11-2003, 05:30 PM
HARDCORE-SKI:
My latest piss off is my new boss. He likes to micromanage. :mad:
Little dogs.
Crankheads.
Catmando.
http://forums.***boat.net/ubb/Avatars/34.jpg :D
Lets see....can't think of anything else right now. :rolleyes: Catmando.
http://forums.***boat.net/ubb/Avatars/34.jpg :D and others like him

HCS
07-11-2003, 06:23 PM
People that eat food and spill beer in my boat,
then cut my upholstery with the anchor, then don't pay for gas and say thanks for taking me out.
lets do it again give me a call. burningm

MagicMtnDan
07-11-2003, 07:36 PM
In no particular order:
* Kobe Bryant - you know he did something really wrong and you know he'll find a way out of it since he's very rich and very famous (before you argue, (1) they've got evidence and (2) they took his DNA so you know this isn't about a girl wanting to get rich although she probably will).
* People who don't give a $hit about you or anyone else - they only want to talk about themselves.
* People who only care about themselves wondering why I don't give a $hit about them.
* People who don't have a "personal policy" (no moral compass) and float along in life wondering why everything $hitty happens to them.
* People who screw up the boards with angry, racist views and then end their awful posts with "I don't give a f%&k if you don't like what I say, and by the way, I am NOT a racist!"
* People who are blinded to logic. Look if drinking and driving a vehicle on the road is bad, here's a frickin' clue - it's also not a good idea to do it on the water in a power boat.
* Interesting topics that get no response or attention while the "spanking your monkey on the freeway while drinking a beer as you're banging an ugly chick with pasties on" gets all the attention. :D
* People who claim they're leaving here every other week while running up their post count every week in between.
* People who think Gray Davis has done a good job.
* People who show no respect for the river/lakes by leaving trash all over. People who don't take out more trash than they brought in.
* People who enter the freeway and make a friggin' beeline for the fast lane (and then drive 55MPH).
* People who brag on boards about ripping others off.
* And last and certainly least...Catmando, Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton

Jrocket
07-11-2003, 07:50 PM
The way things are going right now,I dont have enough time to list them!Just a couple though.
Inconsiderate people
Poor customer service
People that litter
[ July 11, 2003, 09:05 PM: Message edited by: Jrocket ]

HCS
07-11-2003, 09:40 PM
Jet boats.

Moneypitt
07-11-2003, 10:04 PM
Tailgatees, if I'm close enough to tailgate you, Move over, you had plenty of time because you were watching your mirror and saw me coming up on you, right? I don't care if you're going 100 mph, I might want to go 110 for a good reason, and hey asshole, don't even think about a "brake check", that is a sure way to get hurt,and hurt others. Grow up! Just get out of the way. Like someone else said if you are not passing, stay out of the fast lane....Moneypitt
P.S. people that hit their brakes should be shot, right there and then!!!!!!!

eliminator235
07-11-2003, 10:33 PM
drinking cheep beer makes me piss. Oh shit.. I miss understood the question?

gigamurph
07-11-2003, 11:52 PM
What p**ses me off? Questions like; "What p**ses you off?" H**l; it's easier and a much shorter list to tell ya what doesn't p**s me off.
Ok! Got it? Good! Don't forget it! :p

Jungle Boy
07-12-2003, 02:42 AM
HARDCORE-SKI:
Jet boats. OUCH - I'm coming to rooster you!! :D
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/521/259Baldy99.jpg

Backtanner
07-12-2003, 04:17 AM
Blown 472:
Or the little ****er that kicks the back of your seat while you are trying to sleep. Pisses me off even more!!!! Easy to fix, though. Unbuckle your seat belt, come flyin' up out of the seat as you turn around, and fix your best crazy MF look on the little ****er. Slowly move the Jack Nicholson gaze over to mom and back to the kid.
Use your best basement murderer grin and say "It's reaaally a bad idea to kick the back of my chair". If you can get a little saliva to spray out so much the better.
Works every time. :D I usually play dumb myself when at the end of the flight I "accidently" drop my bag from the overhead on top of their head. My problem is more with the parents just sit there and watch the kid doing it.

Hud
07-12-2003, 04:57 AM
Can't find a gal to give me head while I take a SHIT! idea jawdrop smile_sp smile_sp smile_sp

HCS
07-12-2003, 05:51 AM
Hud:
Can't find a gal to give me head while I take a SHIT! idea jawdrop smile_sp smile_sp smile_sp I wander why that is? :confused: :D :D

JetBoatRich
07-12-2003, 05:53 AM
Hud:
Can't find a gal to give me head while I take a SHIT! idea jawdrop smile_sp smile_sp smile_sp Looking in the wrong spot

HOSS
07-12-2003, 06:10 AM
I hate,,,,,,,,,,ah ****. You already know. :cool:
I also know the game in the drive thru window. wink Short ya a dollar and put it in your pocket. Yeah its done by black people. At least down here. :cool:

Froggystyle
07-12-2003, 09:51 AM
Two things I hate...
People intollerant of other cultures,
and the Dutch...

Ms. AquaBoogie1
07-12-2003, 10:02 AM
HOSS:
I hate,,,,,,,,,,ah ****. You already know. :cool:
I also know the game in the drive thru window. wink Short ya a dollar and put it in your pocket. Yeah its done by black people. At least down here. :cool: Here we go again!!!!! :mad:

woodster
07-12-2003, 10:43 AM
People that Litter
People who toss there lit cigs out the window while driving
Pwcs on the river

mickeyfinn
07-12-2003, 10:56 AM
Hoss,
You know how to keep a thread alive!!!

VillainDave
07-12-2003, 11:26 AM
woodster:
People that Litter
People who toss there lit cigs out the window while driving
Pwcs on the river And not being able to get a real mixed drink everytime I'm in Saltlake on business!

HCS
07-12-2003, 11:40 AM
Foreigners that move to this country and don't think they need to learn the language.
Then they expect us to know theirs.

HCS
07-12-2003, 12:09 PM
HOSS:
I hate,,,,,,,,,,ah ****. You already know. :cool:
I also know the game in the drive thru window. wink Short ya a dollar and put it in your pocket. Yeah its done by black people. At least down here. :cool: Black people try to short me a dollar everytime I walk "up" to a liquor store. :p At least up here. :cool:

spectratoad
07-12-2003, 12:41 PM
Californians that move to Nevada and then try to change the laws so that Nevada is ending up like California. :mad:
Tailgatees, if I'm close enough to tailgate you, Move over, you had plenty of time because you were watching your mirror and saw me coming up on you, right? I don't care if you're going 100 mph, I might want to go 110 for a good reason, and hey asshole, don't even think about a "brake check", that is a sure way to get hurt,and hurt others. Grow up! Just get out of the way. Like someone else said if you are not passing, stay out of the fast lane....Moneypitt
P.S. people that hit their brakes should be shot, right there and then!!!!!!! People Like MoneyPitt that tailgate in heavy traffic when even if I could get over you still have to wait for the other 100 cars in front of me. I will suddenly have to slow down real fast because I saw something on the road. I'm just a kid at heart. :D
I do agree with you though about someone in the fast lane in very little traffic. Just do the speed limit in another lane and get over so I can speed. wink
[ July 12, 2003, 01:42 PM: Message edited by: spectratoad ]

Froggystyle
07-12-2003, 02:35 PM
Oh well, nobody got mine I guess.
Probably because Jordy isn't in here yet...

Just Tool'n
07-12-2003, 04:21 PM
Lake lice, or as some other people call them jet ski's or PWC.
The best I ever saw was a fisherman that made a potato cannon, & mounted it on the front of his bass boat. When them some bitches got too close he'd fire one off at em, then they would leave!

jus a baker
07-12-2003, 04:23 PM
people that think 40 mph in thier baylinner is haullin ass

HCS
07-12-2003, 09:31 PM
Dixie chicks! :D

stilettovdrive
07-12-2003, 10:31 PM
well many things suck.
Shipping, when the **** is my v-drive gonna show.
If anybody at US Postal sees this, get the finger out, and get going)
the governement, ( the tax, of course)
My ex wife, beacause She's a stupid ****.
The fact that I dont live in the US, where all the fun is.
The fact that Blond Swedish Bitches live in sweden.( and not in Denmark).
And many other things.
The viking.

HCS
07-12-2003, 10:36 PM
LOL :D
Ex wives seem to be at the top of the list.
I thought for sure it would be warm beer. :rolleyes:
[ July 12, 2003, 11:36 PM: Message edited by: HARDCORE-SKI ]

stilettovdrive
07-12-2003, 10:54 PM
We love warm beer.
Another thing i hate is that I dont seem to be able to find the button that will make the big boobed lady in the blue top materialize on my PC desk, for a good round of the old "Viking horn"
The viking
[ July 12, 2003, 11:56 PM: Message edited by: stilettovdrive ]

HCS
07-12-2003, 11:00 PM
No one drinks warm beer. yuk
The Viking thing. Ya I believe that. :D

gigamurph
07-12-2003, 11:01 PM
Froggystyle:
Oh well, nobody got mine I guess.
Probably because Jordy isn't in here yet... I got it froggy! I think. I was just waitin' to see if the rope somebody threw ya had a noose at the end of it!.....and where is that damn Jordy? Yo JP; get yer butt back in here and leave the lake lice alone!
:p

Hallett
07-12-2003, 11:55 PM
when i see people come to havasu or the river
to have a good time and leave there trash all
over. and when people take there dog for a walk and they crap on your yard. and the blue
hairs come to havasu and drive 10mph .

HOSS
07-13-2003, 06:04 AM
Or when youhave "loose" bowels after a night of drinking and you either wipe your ass continuously all day or get back in the shower and start the day all over again. :rolleyes:

mickeyfinn
07-13-2003, 06:25 AM
Democrats...

HCS
07-13-2003, 07:02 AM
Liberal Democrats, if there's any other kind.

THOR
07-13-2003, 09:29 AM
Froggystyle:
Oh well, nobody got mine I guess.
Probably because Jordy isn't in here yet... I got it dude, but I was too pissed to post.

Jungle Boy
07-13-2003, 10:34 AM
I hate welfare mothers spending my tax dollars on smokes and playing video lottery terminals, then going to the food banks the next day expect for us people to help them there too. :mad:

MagicMtnDan
07-13-2003, 02:49 PM
http://www.radiofreemonterey.org/images/driving1flat.JPG

My Man's Sportin' Wood
07-13-2003, 06:51 PM
People who don't vote, then bitch about taxes, or any other gov't related subject.
If you don't vote, you have absolutely NO RIGHT to complain.

HotHallet
07-14-2003, 11:12 AM
Sea Doo idiots who turn in front of me
Idiots who spend way too much time on the ramp
Cheap asses who want to go to the river and don't kick enough coin
Guys with no boating experience who finance a 150K boat and choose Havasu or Parker to learn the ropes

Blown 472
07-14-2003, 11:14 AM
Bitches on a bacholet party pontoon that dont flash their tits.
Looking at some trophy wife thru the binoculars while my buddies wife has her top off and calling me and I dont hear her til it is too late.
[ July 14, 2003, 12:16 PM: Message edited by: Blown 472 ]

Seadog
07-14-2003, 12:31 PM
clintons
clinton lovers
Jane Fonda
The french
Anyone else who thinks the world owes them a living.

Blown 472
07-14-2003, 12:35 PM
Moneypitt:
Tailgatees, if I'm close enough to tailgate you, Move over, you had plenty of time because you were watching your mirror and saw me coming up on you, right? I don't care if you're going 100 mph, I might want to go 110 for a good reason, and hey asshole, don't even think about a "brake check", that is a sure way to get hurt,and hurt others. Grow up! Just get out of the way. Like someone else said if you are not passing, stay out of the fast lane....Moneypitt
P.S. people that hit their brakes should be shot, right there and then!!!!!!! Pin head.

Boozer
07-14-2003, 12:36 PM
Public Displays of Affection (Excluding hugs)but including things like Making out, Groping, Fondling, etc.

HOSS
07-14-2003, 12:49 PM
When I`m "full stroking" and I come out then re-stab and miss! You know that 90 degree bent action. eek!
[ July 14, 2003, 01:51 PM: Message edited by: HOSS ]

FMluvswater
07-15-2003, 12:46 AM
In no particular order ...
arrogant pushy people who are ill-equipped to understand that the two letter word NO actually really does in fact mean NO!
running out of coffee
itches that I can't scratch regardless the reason why not
onions on my food when I specified NO onions
people who think they are so superior to me to the point that if I don't share the exact same likes/beliefs/interests etc as them they treat me as though I'm inferior ... what the **** ever :rolleyes: gee we can't all be THAT cool :rolleyes:
when I end up annoying someone I didn't mean to (oh sometimes I do mean to)
elevator music while on hold for an important business call
being a clutz when I'm trying to save time by hurrying and then it takes longer anyway to undo the clutz moment :mad:
sudden yell-inducing pain
when I'm about to do something anyway and then someone TELLS me to do it and then later they take credit that the only reason I did it was cuz they told me to- devil
people who make a big deal out of offering up unasked for promises and then they don't follow through
forgetting to save as I go and losing hours worth of writing cuz computer crashes burningm
pop-up advertising
e-mail spam
slow downloads
flying insects at BBQ's and picnics
public washrooms that are so dirty I just can't use them
phony 'friendly' people (uhh why bother? :confused: )
there's more but I don't feel like posting them right now ... later isn't looking good either
****
acctuator

Rexone
07-15-2003, 12:55 AM
FMluvswaterbabe:
there's more but I don't feel like posting them right now ... later isn't looking good either
:D :D :D :D

anxious
07-15-2003, 06:04 PM
just got back from pirates and the carabiean and two jackholes sitting next to me ate their stupid popcorn the whole movie, just chomping away. it annoyed me, needless to say he answered his cell phone in the movie twice. no respect burningm

Frosty_pop
07-15-2003, 06:30 PM
Boozer:
1) Pay Per View Porn (6.95 and u don't even see penetration)
You need a Sat dish.....
2) Not being allowed to buy beer on Sundays or anytime after 12am
You need to stock up and be prepared.....
3) Gang Bangers standing in front of the mall entrance throwing gang signs at every car passing by and the mall security to scared to do anything about it
Remington 870...
4) People who allow themselves to become addicted to drugs and then expect goverment assistance to get off them which results in me footing the bill for their drug addiction just so they can relapse 2 weeks later
Remington 870....
5) Welfare moms who keep having kids to get bigger welfare checks
No Comment
6) Dead beat dads
Remington 870....
7) People who abuse their children verbally and physically
Remington 870....
8) Serial Killers that expect god to forgive them
Public Exacutions....
9) Child molesters
Casteration with a butter knife, public exacution...
10) Paying $8 for a bud light at the titty bar
Sorry..... that's the price you pay....
11) Section 8 housing
Hmmm, have to think about that one....
12) Senile elderly people
Not much can be done about that.... may be you one day...

ratso
07-15-2003, 06:37 PM
Pamela Anderson not realizing yet that she should be doing porn videos.
Cats scratching up my vehicle or tearing my boat seats.
Cats in the house, you visit someone's home and get hair all over your clothes.
Neighbors who let their dogs bark all night.
Ex-wives keying my vehicle and slashing my tires.
My boat breaking down on the weekend.
Dating someone that decides that since they have you, they can get FAT on you.
Not all cops, just smartass ones...

ratso
07-15-2003, 06:41 PM
I almost forgot, a friend of mine that has a triple digit boat going up to every speedboat on the lake wanting to run them "title for title".

HOSS
07-15-2003, 07:51 PM
A piece of cactus in my butt. eek! eek! :mad:

HCS
07-15-2003, 07:56 PM
State of California.
Gray Davis.
California Legislatures.
Taxes in California.
Car registration in California.
Ignorant ass holes in California.
People that drive in California.
People that drowned in the river, and think that
everyone that drives a boat in Calilifornia
should ware a life jacket, while boating.
Immigrants in California. Because there the dicks that caused all these problems.
California people that move to Nevada, get elected Govenor of Nevada, claim their republican and raise taxes in Nevada.
smile_sp smile_sp smile_sp smile_sp
Gay people that live in San Fransisco California,
and think they rule the state.
" Your not gay are you "
I'm moving California SUCKS!
burningm

HOSS
07-15-2003, 07:59 PM
Wherever you decide to move I`d seriosly take a look at the Indian population. Thats just a tip.

HCS
07-15-2003, 08:09 PM
HOSS:
Wherever you decide to move I`d seriosly take a look at the Indian population. Thats just a tip. I'm going to start an Indian gaming casino. Want to join in?
I could use a HOSS to keep them inline. wink
[ July 15, 2003, 09:11 PM: Message edited by: HARDCORE-SKI ]

HOSS
07-16-2003, 01:30 AM
Wouldn`t know how to. All my mind altering concoctions are taken orally. :p
[ July 16, 2003, 02:30 AM: Message edited by: HOSS ]

HCS
07-21-2003, 10:35 PM
Stinking lying athletes that think they can get
away with anything.
O.J. did.!
Mike Tyson, didn't!
Kobe, won't!!!!!!!! "Not in Colorado anyway"