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spectratoad
08-25-2003, 11:54 AM
web page (http://www.tlf.cx/dearpenis.swf ) :D
[ August 25, 2003, 12:57 PM: Message edited by: spectratoad ]

spectratoad
08-25-2003, 12:19 PM
Could'nt get the URL to posr correctly but it is there.
The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans.
The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans.
The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans.
The French drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans.
The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

dimarcobros
08-25-2003, 12:26 PM
Three Italian Nuns In Heaven
Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter.
He says "Sisters, you all led such wonderful lives that I'm granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you want to be."
The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren;" and *poof* she's gone.
The second says, "I want to be Madonna;" and *poof* she's gone.
The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini."
St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he says.
"Sara Pipalini;" replies the nun.
St. Peter shakes his head and says; "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell."
The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St.Peter.
He reads the paper and starts laughing.
He hands it back to her and says....
"No sister, the paper says it was the 'Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months."
DMB

dimarcobros
08-25-2003, 01:35 PM
One more...
Big Planes
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to
Chicago.
The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and
asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't
big planes have baby planes?" The mother (who couldn't think of
an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess.
So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats
have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?" The boy
admitted that this was the case.
"Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because
Southwest always pulls out on time - now let your mother explain THAT to
you."
DMB