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Blown 472
05-13-2003, 07:07 AM
Who would you pick to square off and what would be the outcome??

Blown 472
05-13-2003, 07:43 AM
I am thinking tha whole clay in tha ring dealio.

Mandelon
05-13-2003, 10:58 AM
Undercard: 1.Topless vs River Kitty
2. Catmando vs Hoss
Main Event Froggy vs RiverDave
And the prefight entertainment: Mrs. kphayes vs Mrs. Kilrtoy in a lingerie oil match.
:D :D :D

Blown 472
05-13-2003, 10:59 AM
Mandelon:
Undercard: 1.Topless vs River Kitty
2. Catmando vs Hoss
Main Event Froggy vs RiverDave
And the prefight entertainment: Mrs. kphayes vs Mrs. Kilrtoy in a lingerie oil match.
:D :D :D shine the rest, lets just go for the prefight dealio.

Her454
05-13-2003, 11:09 AM
Blown = Too much time on his hands.
:D
Ok, OB Eddie vs. MrsBBT. And my moneys on MrsBBT. wink .......and RiverKitty.
[ May 13, 2003, 12:11 PM: Message edited by: Her454 ]

ROZ
05-13-2003, 12:54 PM
Okay, I'm thinking RiverKitty, Jazzy Jess, and her454 all in the mud against, well, um....ME :p :D
EDIT: I'd better add the "just kidding" as to not offend anyone wink
[ May 13, 2003, 01:56 PM: Message edited by: ROZ ]

Tom Brown
05-13-2003, 12:58 PM
Thanks, ROZ. I was a little offended. :D
I wouldn't mind taking on Hoolign. He's making nothing but trouble in my new club. frown

hoolign
05-13-2003, 02:07 PM
Bring it on Brown..I'll meet ya in Oyen :D
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Tom Brown
05-13-2003, 03:57 PM
OK. I'm a little concerned you specified Oyen, though. Jesus. What would the loser think after getting beaten up in Oyen? Those are some pretty high stakes. :D
No blue squishy for you! :D :D :D
[ May 13, 2003, 04:58 PM: Message edited by: Tom Brown ]

565edge
05-13-2003, 04:01 PM
HBJET and Chet! :D

Tom Brown
05-13-2003, 04:04 PM
Kim Hanson versus the Cattail sisters. :D

mbrown2
05-13-2003, 04:17 PM
Going back a ways...
Racing Rascal vs. Hallett19 :)
No disrepect but my money is on RR :D

HOSS
05-13-2003, 04:49 PM
I`d only do a no holds barred cage match suspended over fire.

hoolign
05-13-2003, 05:12 PM
One good boot to the soupcan and you'd be hoppin like the little dude in your posts...I mean how could ya miss a target like that :D

hoolign
05-13-2003, 05:14 PM
Tom Brown:
OK. I'm a little concerned you specified Oyen, though. Jesus. What would the loser think after getting beaten up in Oyen? Those are some pretty high stakes. :D
No blue squishy for you! :D :D :D it's the only place i know,had to stay at the antelope inn..I was looking for a hard cover book ...to beat myself to death :D

Tom Brown
05-13-2003, 05:35 PM
Books? Oh no, there are no books in Oyen. :D :D :D

hoolign
05-13-2003, 05:41 PM
I found one,it was torn and tattered, it was called, potatoes are our friends,so i spudded myself with it a few times, got nothing but a headache :D

Mrs Big Boy Toys
05-13-2003, 06:37 PM
Her454:
Blown = Too much time on his hands.
:D
Ok, OB Eddie vs. MrsBBT. And my moneys on MrsBBT. wink .......and RiverKitty. Thanks for the vote of confindence....Your to funny girl. :D

HighRoller
05-13-2003, 08:37 PM
I'm thinkin bout#1 is CatMando vs. everybody.
Fight #2 is a bikini triple threat match between Sammi Jo,Topless and RiverKitty where the winner has to climb the ladder and grab the showerhead.
The main event is HBJet vs.Chet Capoli in a dynomometer of death match.Whoever can disassemble the engine and beat the other guy to death with the parts wins a free day on Westech's dyno.

Phat_Kat
05-13-2003, 08:52 PM
me vs. riverkitty or catmando

Kilrtoy
05-13-2003, 08:52 PM
The main event is HBJet vs.Chet Capoli in a dynomometer of death match.Whoever can disassemble the engine and beat the other guy to death with the parts wins a free day on Westech's dyno.
That will be the first half of the double header, what is the second half

HighRoller
05-13-2003, 09:15 PM
The second half features Charley and DCB Dave against the masked mystery boat thief in a "Lumberjack"match where ***boat readers surround the ring to prevent the thief from escaping in his black GMC pickup.Charley will have the chance to"gut"the mystery opponent with a sawzall!

mbrown2
05-13-2003, 09:18 PM
HighRoller:
The second half features Charley and DCB Dave against the masked mystery boat thief in a "Lumberjack"match where ***boat readers surround the ring to prevent the thief from escaping in his black GMC pickup.Charley will have the chance to"gut"the mystery opponent with a sawzall! LMAO...

RiverKitty
05-13-2003, 11:54 PM
There is NO WAY I'll participate unless there is *oil* involved!!! devil

HighRoller
05-13-2003, 11:57 PM
Just to satisfy our curiousity RK, is that like 10W40 or what? I recommend synthetic myself, better protection against "heat buildup" and superior resistance to friction losses through viscosity buildup. Or so I've heard.....

RiverKitty
05-13-2003, 11:59 PM
More like "Eros"!!! :D :p

HighRoller
05-14-2003, 12:08 AM
Are you referring to EROS BodyGlide? Recommended worldwide by pharmacists/physicians-unique formula that is never sticky or tacky-extra long lasting-never dries out-no clean up necessary- tasteless, fragrance free, skin conditioner and moisturizer, leaves skin silky and smooth. Oil and fat free, scentless, designed for multiple uses and can be found on aisle 4 at the adult bookstore? Umm, sorry, not familiar with that one. devil

HighRoller
05-14-2003, 12:11 AM
RK, you better be careful with that stuff! From what I've "heard" that stuff is super slippery! Not good in a smooth surface like...oh...I don't know...a SHOWER!!!!

HighRoller
05-14-2003, 12:15 AM
But you know it does have its "uses". Like, for example put some of it on Sammi Jo's hips to get her in the door.....

HighRoller
05-14-2003, 12:19 AM
Hey, has anyone seen the rodeo clown I hired?

RiverKitty
05-14-2003, 12:20 AM
Errr..."Rodeo Clown"??? :confused:

HighRoller
05-14-2003, 12:23 AM
Yeah, I had to hire a rodeo clown to distract Sammi Jo and Topless while they brought out more food for the buffet!!!

Blown 472
05-14-2003, 04:58 AM
Highroller you are one funny mofo. :D

Her454
05-14-2003, 07:15 AM
Ok, Im in for oil....what the hell. :D

Blown 472
05-14-2003, 07:45 AM
Her454:
Ok, Im in for oil....what the hell. :D bbbbooooooooooooooooooooooing

playdeep
05-14-2003, 06:52 PM
Havasu Hangin' vs. Bob Leach...
...To a no holds barred.
Game of Checkers

Kilrtoy
05-14-2003, 07:30 PM
More like "Eros"!!!
Now your talking, not many people know of that stuff....

Catmando
05-14-2003, 07:31 PM
Phat_Kat:
me vs. catmando HA! This ain't that pussy Garfield you're talkin' to! :rolleyes: My claws are SHARP. wink