Truly tasteless jokes part 1...

[HighRoller]

Why don't we engage in some political incorrectness?
Q.Why was Martin Luther King shot?
A.Because the KKK had a dream too....
Q.Why were there only 12000 mexicans at the Alamo?
A.Because they only had one car.
Q.What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
A.One less drunk!
Q.What do you call a plane load of lawyers crashing?
A.A good start
Q.What do you call an empty seat on that plane?
A.A tragedy
Okay,your turn now

[CA Stu]

Q. Why did God make women?
A. 'Coz sheep can't cook.
Q. Why did God give women vaginas?
A. So men would talk to them.
CA Stu

[comin' unscrewed]

What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter. He won't come anyway.
Why do women have legs?
So they won't leave snail trails.

[mickeyfinn]

Why do women Bitch?
They don't fart....If they don't bitch they will bust

[gigamurph]

How can you tell a Jew designed a woman?
Only a Jew would put the snackbar so close to the s**thole!
You wanted tasteless; tasteless you got! :p

[BGMAN203]

gigamurph:
How can you tell a Jew designed a woman?
Only a Jew would put the snackbar so close to the s**thole!
You wanted tasteless; tasteless you got! :p LMAO

[Boozer]

Why do jews have such big noses?
Because air is free.
And remember this. Arguing on the internet is like competing in the special Olympics. Win or lose you're still a retard.

[Over 18]

im a jew

[Boozer]

Cool.
Hope you don't take offense to the jew remarks we bash on all races and ethnicities on this board.

[lynden]

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your T.V. floating across the room?...
Drop it Ni**er

[LaveyJet]

How does a Jewish couple do it doggie style?
He sits up and begs,
She rolls over and plays dead.
:D

[Bense468]

Q.How do you keep a dog from humping your leg
A.Pick it up and suck it's dick.

[GlastronGuy]

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson?
Acne comes on your face AFTER puberty.

[Rod-64]

How do you make a Jewish girl scream twice???
**** her in the ass then wipe your dick on the drapes.

[Backfire]

Know the difference between a pizza and a jew?
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven!

[TheLurker]

jawdrop Now that was truly tasteless

[gigamurph]

Over 18:
im a jew Don't take offense! We're equal opportunity around here! We pick on everyone! J/K. From my end, no offense meant; now the rest of these insensitive a**holes.....
:p :D
You think you catch alotta crap; I'm an old, fat, baldin' Irish Baptist! Now watch the jokes start to flow!
Ya know why God created beer?
So the Irish couldn't take over the world! :p

[TheLurker]

A Trip to the Doctor
Two men go into the doctor's office and sit beside each other.. After a while they are talking up a storm, and one guy says, "I'm in here 'cause I have a red ring around my dick and I don't know what it is!"
"Well, I'm in here because I have a green ring around my dick! What a coincidence," the second exclaimed.
So the 1st guy goes into the office, and 15 minutes later he comes out and says to the second man, "It's fine! Nothing to worry about!"
Relieved, the second guy goes in, and comes back out crying.
"What happened in there?" the first guy asks.
"Well, there's a big difference between Lipstick and Gangreen!"

[Bense468]

Backfire:
Know the difference between a pizza and a jew?
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven! Backfire my grandpa died in a concentration camp. He fell out of the guard tower. So here is another one for ya.
Whats the difference between a pizza and a black guy?
A pizza can feed a family of 4.
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[Bense468]

Q.How do you know when your at a gay picnic?
A.The hotdogs taste like shit.
Q.Why did they invent white chocolate?
A. So black kids can get messy too.
Q. Why do women have small feet?
A. So they can stand closer to the stove
Q. Why did god invent women?
A. To carry the semen from the bed to the toilet.
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[Bense468]

Sorry double post
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[lynden]

You guys need to lay off black folks, I think they are A.O.K. Hell, everybody ought to own a few of them!!
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[Infomaniac]

What do you call a belemic woman with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
How can you tell the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
The taste.
Sorry they were supposed to be tasteless LOL :D :D :D

[mickeyfinn]

What is the difference between a faggot and a refridgerator?
The fridge doesn't scream when you pull the meat out

[HighRoller]

Q.Why don't you ever throw a rock at a black guy driving a nice car?
A.It's your car!
Q.How do you keep black kids from jumping on the bed?
A.Put velcro on the ceiling
Q.How do you get them down?
A.Tell the mexican kids next door it's a pinata!
Q.What's the difference between Bill Clinton and the Titanic?
A.We know exactly how many people went down on the Titanic.
Q.What do you get when a blonde does a headstand?
A.A brunette with bad breath.
Q.What is the KKK's favorite movie?
A."Roots",played backwards.

[TheLurker]

Q: What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?
A: Popeye almost killed him!
eek!

[gigamurph]

What did Pedro get his little brother for his birthday?
Your Mercedes.
Why don't black kids play in the sandbox?
Because the cats keep tryin' to bury them!
Makin' friends now!
Is it just me or is the openin' basketball scene in "White Men Can't Jump" some of the funniest stuff ever put on film?
:p

[OutCole'd]

Why do women get their periods? Because they deserve it.
Why can't women cum during sex? Who cares. :D

[gigamurph]

This may have come from the boards or X103.9, I don't remember! S**T! It's h**l gettin' old! Anyways.....
What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and an Iraqi woman?
Kobe showers after four periods!

[gigamurph]

Hey! High Roller started it! :D

[Bense468]

Q. A mexican and a black guy are in a car, Who's driving?
A. The cop
Q. What does martin Luter king and the KKK have in common?
A. The KKK had a dream too.
Q. When is the only time you wink at a black guy?
A. when you got him in your sights.
Sorry to get racial, they were all I could think of at the time. More will come to me later. But hey these are tasteless so let the white trash jokes fly.

[PipesClean]

How do you fit 20 Jews in a Volkswagon???
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4 in the seats, 16 in the ashtray!

[jjy73]

What do you get when you flip a comb upside down?
ethiopians in a canoe!!!

[BiggusJimbus]

Why can't Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read?
Because they're Black.
*note - The hardest that anybody ever lauged at that joke was when I told it to a black friend of mine. I thought he was going to bust a blood vessel.

[Phat_Kat]

Q: How does Tigger From Whiney the Pooh spell Nigger?
A:N-I-DOUBLE GUH-ER
Parent's who have had to watch that dumb bear will get this one. I just thought of it one night that I couldn't sleep.

[LaveyJet]

Two young ladies are sitting in the waiting room at the vets office. One has a little terrier and the other a big St Bernard. They start talking,
“I’m getting little Scottie fixed, he a horny little guy and is always humping on someone’s leg.”
“Oh, I know what you mean about horny dogs. Just the other day I got out of the shower, I left the window open for some air”. “Well the gardener was right outside the window, so I crouched down on all fours so he wouldn’t see me”. “Brutus here","Well he came up from behind and mounted me!”
“My Lord”, So you’re here to get Brutus fixed?”
“Oh no, he’s getting his nails trimmed”
:D

[79Hawaiian]

How did Pinocchio find out his penis was made of wood?
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His hand caught on fire.
What do women and airplanes have in common?
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They both have cockpits