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The Bug
12-13-2002, 07:58 AM
Man I bet our story can top all of yours!!!

RPrincez
12-13-2002, 07:59 AM
Are you refering to the fucus from last night?

Blown 472
12-13-2002, 08:00 AM
lets hear it.

The Bug
12-13-2002, 08:00 AM
ok were should we get started?

Jordy
12-13-2002, 08:01 AM
you had a "fucus?" Is that some kind of new hip word for an orgy? Used in a sentence: Hey, you girls wanna come fucus? :D :D :D

The Bug
12-13-2002, 08:06 AM
NO its not an orgy!! It a bad deal!!

RPrincez
12-13-2002, 08:06 AM
Fucus is a bad deal. The Bug and I were putting up a Christmas Tree last night. The trunk was too big and didn't fit in the stand so we decided to cut it ourselves. Needless to say not the best idea. We took the tree in and out of the house 6 times. Then we decided to saw part of the trunk off. The Bug had to sit on the tree to keep it still. We started this about 7:30 and the tree was complete at 1:00am this morning. It was the funniest thing I have every dealt with.

The Bug
12-13-2002, 08:07 AM
I would have to agree with that.

The Bug
12-13-2002, 08:09 AM
Has anyone else ever had a bad deal with X-Mas decorations?

Jordy
12-13-2002, 08:09 AM
I liked my definition better... :D
So did we get any pictures of the tree fucus?

The Bug
12-13-2002, 08:10 AM
oh No way!!! Who was gonna take pictures? We were the only ones there.

Jordy
12-13-2002, 08:12 AM
Just checking. You're awfully loquatious this morning Bug. :)

The Bug
12-13-2002, 08:13 AM
Just really tired, Im working off of 4 hours of sleep. Sorry for being rude.

RPrincez
12-13-2002, 08:14 AM
The house looked like we had a major tree party. Needles everywhere. I bet the neighbors appreciated the chain starting up about 10:00pm last night. Oh well it is Norco.

RPrincez
12-13-2002, 08:15 AM
Hey Bug, Do you still have tree sap on your ass? :D

Jordy
12-13-2002, 08:16 AM
The Bug:
Sorry for being rude.Who said anything about rude?
And how did you get tree sap on your ass? In the midst of the fucus? :D :D

Blown 472
12-13-2002, 08:19 AM
RPrincez:
Hey Bug, Do you still have tree sap on your ass? :D I have a great way to take it off.

RPrincez
12-13-2002, 08:19 AM
Her ass got sticky. It was a sticky situation.

RPrincez
12-13-2002, 08:20 AM
I bet you do. I heard goop off works great.

The Bug
12-13-2002, 08:21 AM
no i when i my shower this morning i made sure it all came off, plus it was mostly on my pants cuz of when i was sitting on the tree withuout the towel for a long time.

The Bug
12-13-2002, 08:22 AM
yeh i have some of that im gonna work on it tonight when i get home.

DogHouse
12-13-2002, 08:24 AM
RPrincez:
... the chain starting up about 10:00pm last night.As in chainsaw? Cool, two chicks and a chainsaw, this could be the start of a really interesting movie!
-brian :D

The Bug
12-13-2002, 08:25 AM
if you were there last night you could have found out. Hey Rprincez what about that time on the way to havasu in the expo?

Blown 472
12-13-2002, 08:26 AM
RPrincez:
I bet you do. I heard goop off works great.Or a dried corn cob and some paint thinner.

Blown 472
12-13-2002, 08:27 AM
The Bug:
if you were there last night you could have found out. Hey Rprincez what about that time on the way to havasu in the expo?Why didn't you have RD help you, I heard he is a master.

missboatnam1
12-13-2002, 08:29 AM
ladies, i feel your pain on this one, but this year, i bought the stand and asked the nice man if he would cut it and put it on for me, well, he did a great job,......just keep that in mind for next year.....
IE:.. tree cutting and stands for men to handle :)

RPrincez
12-13-2002, 08:29 AM
We used power tools. I am pretty good with tools. What would you say bug?

The Bug
12-13-2002, 08:29 AM
the master of what?

DogHouse
12-13-2002, 08:29 AM
We did the tree thing a couple nights ago. It was pretty uneventful once I got over the sticker shock of how much a nice tree costs these days. A chain saw and some sticky stuff would have been much more fun!
wink

The Bug
12-13-2002, 08:32 AM
the price of the tree was nothing, well we should have paid a lot more. yeah your pretty handy with tools.

RPrincez
12-13-2002, 08:33 AM
On the way to Havasu in the expo? Are you refering to the overalls experience?

Blown 472
12-13-2002, 08:34 AM
The Bug:
the master of what?His own planet.

DogHouse
12-13-2002, 08:39 AM
Hmmm, a fucus and power tools. Not sure where this is going...
By the way where'd Jordy go? Don't even tell me he's "working"!

The Bug
12-13-2002, 08:45 AM
lol, yeah about the overalls. now that was funny.

Blown 472
12-13-2002, 08:46 AM
The Bug:
lol, yeah about the overalls. now that was funny.Do you girls ever give up the whole story or are you going to keep leading us on?

Jordy
12-13-2002, 08:48 AM
DogHouse:
By the way where'd Jordy go? Don't even tell me he's "working"!What the fucus are you talking about? :D :D
Jordy had to mow the yard and is packing so he can go play in Lost Wages this weekend at the rodeo... I had to sit down and have a talk with my liver as well. Kinda give him a warning that we're jumping on the Crown wagon this weekend. :D

The Bug
12-13-2002, 08:49 AM
no were not leaving too much out.

Her454
12-13-2002, 08:50 AM
jordanpaulk:
[QBI had to sit down and have a talk with my liver as well. Kinda give him a warning that we're jumping on the Crown wagon this weekend. D [/QB]And how did your liver take it?

DogHouse
12-13-2002, 08:53 AM
Definitely be nice to your liver. You expect a lot from him. If you piss him off you might get in a fucus.
:D

The Bug
12-13-2002, 08:53 AM
hopefully good or his weekend is gonna suck.

Jordy
12-13-2002, 08:53 AM
Her454:
And how did your liver take it?He's up to the challenge. :D

DogHouse
12-13-2002, 08:53 AM
ps: I like my new word that I learned today! fucus fucus fucus fucus!

missboatnam1
12-13-2002, 08:54 AM
her454, i wondering the same thing, maybe we sould try that when we have our coor light binge...... idea2

Blown 472
12-13-2002, 08:54 AM
jordanpaulk:
DogHouse:
By the way where'd Jordy go? Don't even tell me he's "working"!What the fucus are you talking about? :D :D
Jordy had to mow the yard and is packing so he can go play in Lost Wages this weekend at the rodeo... I had to sit down and have a talk with my liver as well. Kinda give him a warning that we're jumping on the Crown wagon this weekend. :D Mow the yard, in december??? do you even have grass out there??

Blown 472
12-13-2002, 08:55 AM
missboatnam1:
her454, i wondering the same thing, maybe we sould try that when we have our coor light binge...... idea2 I like you avitar better than the angry green hair girl

Jordy
12-13-2002, 08:56 AM
You just have to have a good pep talk to get him in the mood. :D

Her454
12-13-2002, 08:56 AM
missboatnam1:
her454, i wondering the same thing, maybe we sould try that when we have our coor light binge...... idea2 tina- that binge is WAY overdue, im ready! i say we meet halfway! oh btw jordy, cant remember what thread it is, but thanks for letting Rivercutie and i know we are old news.......but at least we are real, i think.

DogHouse
12-13-2002, 08:57 AM
REAL is where it's at... Gotta have the staying power!

Jordy
12-13-2002, 08:58 AM
Blown 472:
Mow the yard, in december??? do you even have grass out there??Yep. Green and nice as can be. We're talking plush winter grass here. 75 degree days makes the green grass grow. :D

Jordy
12-13-2002, 09:00 AM
Her454:
oh btw jordy, cant remember what thread it is, but thanks for letting Rivercutie and i know we are old news.......but at least we are real, i think.I never said old news. You're as much of a brat as she is. I think it was the cock block thread. :p :p :p
You're still my favorite, even with a busted up wheel. :D

Blown 472
12-13-2002, 09:02 AM
well it's fourty below, I dont give a ****, got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo. Are you in it or just watching Jordy?

Jordy
12-13-2002, 09:03 AM
Blown 472:
Are you in it or just watching Jordy?I wish I was in it. This is the big one. The National Finals. Lots of cabbage to be won this week. I think I'll just hang out at the Gold Coast and watch the buckle bunnies. :D

Her454
12-13-2002, 09:04 AM
jordanpaulk:
Her454:
oh btw jordy, cant remember what thread it is, but thanks for letting Rivercutie and i know we are old news.......but at least we are real, i think.I never said old news. You're as much of a brat as she is. I think it was the cock block thread. :p :p :p
You're still my favorite, even with a busted up wheel. :D hehehehehehehe. i like being the favorite, and a brat too.

Blown 472
12-13-2002, 09:06 AM
jordanpaulk:
Blown 472:
Are you in it or just watching Jordy?I wish I was in it. This is the big one. The National Finals. Lots of cabbage to be won this week. I think I'll just hang out at the Gold Coast and watch the buckle bunnies. :D When those guys are riding the bulls, is that snot coming out and getting whipped around, out of the bull I mean.

Jordy
12-13-2002, 09:08 AM
Blown 472:
When those guys are riding the bulls, is that snot coming out and getting whipped around, out of the bull I mean.More often than not. Snot, bullspit, you name it. Bulls are dirty nasty creatures. Although riding one is on my list of things to do, along with jumping out of a perfectly good airplane. :D

Blown 472
12-13-2002, 09:09 AM
There is something to be said for sitting on 2 tons of angry meat.

DogHouse
12-13-2002, 09:10 AM
Yeah, that sounds great, riding around on a two ton beast that wants to cover you in snot and jump around on your head for a while!

Jordy
12-13-2002, 09:10 AM
I always thought it would be fun to be a rodeo clown because it's always better jumping in on a fight rather than starting it. :D

DogHouse
12-13-2002, 09:11 AM
So let's get back to stories about chicks and power tools, cordless preferably...
:D

Jordy
12-13-2002, 09:11 AM
DogHouse:
Yeah, that sounds great, riding around on a two ton beast that wants to cover you in snot and jump around on your head for a while!Don't forget about the ones with the great big set of clown pokers on top of their heads... they like to use those too.

Her454
12-13-2002, 09:12 AM
Blown 472:
There is something to be said for sitting on 2 tons of angry meat.not to mention leaving an airplane mid flight on your own free will......

Jordy
12-13-2002, 09:12 AM
I still want to hear the overall story and how the sap ended up on her ass. :D

Blown 472
12-13-2002, 09:13 AM
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DogHouse
12-13-2002, 09:13 AM
jordanpaulk:
I still want to hear the overall story and how the sap ended up on her ass. :D And who woke up with a sticky hand?

Blown 472
12-13-2002, 09:14 AM
jordanpaulk:
I always thought it would be fun to be a rodeo clown because it's always better jumping in on a fight rather than starting it. :D Yeah like those loopy fokkers that sit at a table playing cards to see who has a bigger set while the bull is charging them.

Jordy
12-13-2002, 09:16 AM
Blown 472:
Yeah like those loopy fokkers that sit at a table playing cards to see who has a bigger set while the bull is charging them.Cowboy Poker. :D

The Bug
12-13-2002, 09:17 AM
ok the sap got on my ass form sitting on the tree while rprincez was trying to cut it. and the overall story...... well ask her about that one.

Jordy
12-13-2002, 09:18 AM
The Bug:
ok the sap got on my ass form sitting on the tree Wouldn't it have just been on your jeans then? Or was this nekked tree cutting 101? Fucus if I'm right. :D I'm with Brian, I really like that word.
What the fucus going on here? :D

DogHouse
12-13-2002, 09:20 AM
fucus fucus fucus fucus fucus!
Can I use that in a meeting?
:D

The Bug
12-13-2002, 09:21 AM
i had thin lite grey pants on so you can imagine how that went over. and the overall story starts off as the buttom fell off but it gets way more indepth.

Jordy
12-13-2002, 09:23 AM
DogHouse:
Can I use that in a meeting?
:D As long as you are talking about seaweed. Fucus is the genus of many species of seaweed.
Fucus spiralis L.
http://www.seaweed.ie/webpictures/Fucspi2.jpg

Jordy
12-13-2002, 09:25 AM
The Bug:
i had thin lite grey pants on so you can imagine how that went over. and the overall story starts off as the buttom fell off but it gets way more indepth.Dammit, and no pictures. :(
We need more details on the overall story. Fucus if you're going to get away with just little bits and pieces of the story.

Blown 472
12-13-2002, 09:25 AM
You never cease to amaze me, no wonder the chicks dig you.

DogHouse
12-13-2002, 09:28 AM
So is fucus edible?
idea2

Jordy
12-13-2002, 09:31 AM
DogHouse:
So is fucus edible?
idea2 I suppose. The dialogue would probably go something like this:
Mother: Eat your greens honey, they're good for you.
Son: Gross mom, what the fucus this?
:D :D :D

The Bug
12-13-2002, 09:40 AM
ok well we were driving down the 15, (the part that is right before the 2 lanes) when her overall button poped off. so i was bending over with my ass in the air and all these semi's were driving by looking in the expo, just staring. well im bent over the center consul while she is driving and im looking for the button. well our friend kaiser wakes up and sees my head leaning over and my ass in the air. needless to say it was a ****us.

Jordy
12-13-2002, 09:41 AM
Right on. Nothing like a little road fucus to help pass the time on any trip. :D :D

Her454
12-13-2002, 09:41 AM
jordanpaulk:
Mother: Eat your greens honey, they're good for you.
Son: Gross mom, what the fucus this?
:D :D :D LMAO :D

intense
12-13-2002, 09:41 AM
The Bug:
ok well we were driving down the 15, (the part that is right before the 2 lanes) when her overall button poped off. so i was bending over with my ass in the air and all these semi's were driving by looking in the expo, just staring. well im bent over the center consul while she is driving and im looking for the button. well our friend kaiser wakes up and sees my head leaning over and my ass in the air. needless to say it was a ****us.Got any pics?

RPrincez
12-13-2002, 09:44 AM
Has anyone seen the movie the Sweetest Thing with Christina Applegate and Cameron Diaz. Well it was like the part where she drops something on the floor on the drivers side. Very funny. I think every truck driver on I40 was trying to catch up to us.

The Bug
12-13-2002, 09:47 AM
oh for sure. sorry no pics. any time we get in a deal thers never a camera around. maybe we should be like anna nicole smith and have them follow us around all day. i bet we would make millions with some of the shit we get into.

DogHouse
12-13-2002, 09:51 AM
Hey can you two let us know next time you're driving somewhere together? We wanna see too!
"Mommy what are they doing in that car over there?" ... "Don't look son, they're having a fucus."
:D

The Bug
12-13-2002, 09:55 AM
sure i know were going to hawaii this summer, but any trips soon im not sure.

RPrincez
12-13-2002, 09:57 AM
Maybe the walking deals will get into some fucus in Hawaii.

The Bug
12-13-2002, 10:11 AM
now that would be a sight to see.

The Bug
12-13-2002, 11:04 AM
hmmmm. i wonder what could happen to us there?

Liberator TJ1984
12-13-2002, 11:06 AM
Confucious fucus :confused:

Blown 472
12-13-2002, 11:09 AM
The Bug:
hmmmm. i wonder what could happen to us there?This episode of the prop turns opens with the two socal hotties tied to a tree on an island some where in the pacific awaiting their fate at the hand of.......

Liberator TJ1984
12-13-2002, 11:11 AM
78

Blown 472
12-13-2002, 11:17 AM
crashing thru tha bushes he starts tha cock whipping, flogging the hotties senseless until they sucome to his wants.

Liberator TJ1984
12-13-2002, 11:19 AM
along comes a dancing Tiger

Blown 472
12-13-2002, 11:32 AM
Dripping with man gravy the hotties squeal with delight at the sight of their hero, King CB

The Bug
12-13-2002, 11:34 AM
that would be kool huh?

Blown 472
12-13-2002, 01:08 PM
If you need practice, I know someone that could help you out.

Liberator TJ1984
12-13-2002, 01:11 PM
Have Video Cam ...will travel..

The Bug
12-13-2002, 01:25 PM
sounds like a plan. :)

Liberator TJ1984
12-13-2002, 02:01 PM
The Bug ???
Is that like a Luv Bug ??