How Old Are You???

[MJ19]

How old are your insides?
Click on "questionaire" or scroll to the bottom of the page.
The age of your insides...after all those beers! (http://www.florahealth.com/flora/home/usa/Products/BiologicalAgeQuestionnaire.asp) :D
[ April 17, 2003, 06:52 AM: Message edited by: MJ19 ]

[JetBoatRich]

Looks like I need to quit my job, the stress is killing me! wink

[Jbb]

For me ...that was ugly.. eek!

[MJ19]

JetBoatRich:
Looks like I need to quit my job, the stress is killing me! wink Don't feel too bad...my outsides are 31, I feel like I'm 25, my insides are 55 :D

[quig]

MJ thats not funny...
Your Biological Age: 80 years
Your Chronological Age: 37 years
Your Biological Age Difference: +43 years
its 11:02 where I am and I was thinking about what to eat for lunch??... burger... chicken etc... I think I'm going home for some lettuce!!! :D

[THOR]

33 actually

[THOR]

whoops..
64 inside
I always wonder what I would feel like when I get older.

[hoolign]

I'm 71 on the inside.. eek! I wonder if i can get a pension for my guts :rolleyes:

[JetBoatRich]

If I could retire from my inside age, I would have been off work 10 years already!

[diggler]

Was it stress that made everyone older? It added nine years to me. I'm 45 inside, but 32 in actual.

[Jordy]

JETBOAT BRIAN:
For me ...that was ugly.. eek! Aren't you like 75+ to begin with JBB?? :D :D :D

[MJ19]

diggler:
Was it stress that made everyone older? It added nine years to me. I'm 45 inside, but 32 in actual. You're doing better then I am (and I always thought of myself as fairly healthy)
I'm going to be 32 in June so I put 32, and after taking the test my insides were 55 frown

[Jordy]

I'm a couple weeks away from 29 but according to the tests I'm going on 40. I can live with that. :D

[HammerDown]

Not good...59 inside, 45 outside.

[Essex502]

79 inside. I think I need to retire.

[Jungle Boy]

Yikes; I'm coming in at 61 years and I'm only 43 years old. I'll have to increase my exercise so I can still have the odd puff.

[Jbb]

jordanpaulk:
JETBOAT BRIAN:
For me ...that was ugly.. eek! Aren't you like 75+ to begin with JBB?? :D :D :D 75++ and still going strong! eek!

[superV]

Lies all Lies I tell ya wink 28 years old on the outside 54 on the inside pig_flyi

[andy01]

Well based on that deal.... I am 29 but it said 69! Ouch!

[FASTERDAMITT]

+20 yrs! eek! I guess I should stop all activities and become a slob in front of the tube! I feel better today than I did at 31. What's up with that. wink

[quig]

shit Jordie what's wrong with that!!!... I have been thinking maby its the amount of water in the beer??? you guys always have more water and less alcohol than the Canadain silvers ... hmmmm do ya think we can get some export programs for some American silvers.... that way I can still drink and it would be better for me too !!! :D :D

[Hombre 21']

Bio age 72 I'm only 32, quit the alchohol 3+ years ago, must be life killin me.

[Jordy]

racingrascal:
69! Ouch! You must be doing something wrong... :D :D :D (Sorry, couldn't resist that one) :D

[SchellSchock]

Chronological Age = 52
Biological Age = "I died last year"

[-Nezrik-]

Your Biological Age: 62 years
Your Chronological Age: 31 years
Your Biological Age Difference: +31 years

[MJ19]

SchellSchock:
Chronological Age = 52
Biological Age = "I died last year" (Gullible) did it really say that? eek!

[sorry dog]

Says I'm 125% greater than my chonological age.
Guess that means when I'm 70- I'm gonna be a pretty damn old mother****er
[ April 17, 2003, 09:07 AM: Message edited by: sorry dog ]

[MJ19]

Well this 55 inside year old is off to the GYM!

[BENZEEN]

MJ19:
JetBoatRich:
Looks like I need to quit my job, the stress is killing me! wink Don't feel too bad...my outsides are 31, I feel like I'm 25, my insides are 55 :D MJ19,
DON'T FEEL BAD. MY STATS ARE IDENTICAL TO YOURS, 31,25,55. I GUESS WE ARE ON THE SAME TRACK, DEAD IN ABOUT 10 YEARS. MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE BAUGHT THE BIGGER, FASTER BOAT!
-VIK

[Jbb]

Live right and you damn near last forever!!!
http://www.havasubarney.com/iB_html/uploads/post-45-06561-hicks.jpg
[ April 17, 2003, 12:29 PM: Message edited by: JETBOAT BRIAN ]

[Her454]

JBB, was that pic taken on Mullet Mountain? :D :D

[hd&boatrider]

This is mine. Is this good or bad...WTF?
Your Biological Age: 76 years
Your Chronological Age: 43 years
Your Biological Age Difference: +33 years

[LeE ss13]

I've read how old I am on the inside and what bad shape I'm in and the things I need to give up on that Web site ... that I've decided to give up reading !!!

[Roc]

No good for me. I'm 41 on the outside, 90 on the inside. Time to hit the gym, toss the beer and eat my veggies and drink more water. At least I can keep my boat.

[78Eliminator]

Scare tactics always scare me away from their business :)
Funny, he recommends the exact same dosage for every diagnoses. What should I do, quit my job and stop commuting? If I sleep in till noon, eat grape nuts and excercise all day, I will be healthy, but I will also be broke...

[Tom Brown]

78Eliminator:
If I sleep in till noon, eat grape nuts and excercise all day, I will be healthy, but I will also be broke... Welcome to my life. :)
Also, don't forget the stress. The nasty, relentless ****ing stress. :mad:
56/87
[ May 02, 2003, 02:31 AM: Message edited by: Tom Brown ]

[AZKC]

I win, 81/45 no wonder I can't remember anything :cool:
KC

[NashvilleBound]

Ya know Brad things like this make my stress even worse. Sheeesh, Like I don't have enough already :) You should know better than to do this to a guy thats 81 on the inside and just turned 39 outside. Painfull I tell ya.... :rolleyes:

[CA Stu]

36/44
I need to drink more, obviously.
CA Stu

[Seadog]

I am the only one who got redirected to the Mortician Locator web site?

[ROZ]

Marketing voodoo gizmo for a supplement company....
33/60
If you could add 5 years to the end of your life by now changing your diet to tofu and having weekly enemas (sure Tom Brown will like this one) or die happy eating steak and drinking beer, what yould you do?
I'll have another beer while the chef cooks my steak well done wink
[ April 17, 2003, 05:06 PM: Message edited by: ROZ ]

[MJ19]

Well I hope everyone chased their beer with a salad today :D
It's not easy being healthy in this world...but I'm gunna give it a try :D

[Sleek-Jet]

Calendar 28, Internal 53.
Eat healthy, stay fit... die anyways.

[HCS]

65/46/+19

[MJ19]

Sleek-Jet:
Calendar 28, Internal 53.
Eat healthy, stay fit... die anyways. :D Hopefully you die when you're so old and clueless that you don't even realize it :D

[Jordy]

BENZEEN:
MY STATS ARE IDENTICAL TO YOURS, 31,25,55. Small chest and a great big tractor ass? I saw that girl a while back here in Phoenix... :D :D :D

[MJ19]

jordanpaulk:
BENZEEN:
MY STATS ARE IDENTICAL TO YOURS, 31,25,55. Small chest and a great big tractor ass? I saw that girl a while back here in Phoenix... :D :D :D But a petite waist :D

[TexasJet]

Gosh, I thought I was pretty healthy till I took this test. Of course I believe the test. It wouldn't be created by someone who is trying to sell me something, would it?

[502procharger]

28/53 but more importantly what numbers are mj's measurements?

[sorry dog]

I had a friend of mine take the test.
68/107
Damn dude-- you should be dead or something

[CMABadseed]

good lord i'm 21 and my body has been collecting social security for 6 and 1/2 years.
21/66 holy crap!

[beyondhelpin]

All the sudden I dont fell so good. :( :( :(
43 that acts like 23 but says I be 63. Blow me......Im still not gonna buy any of that crap. Guess I will go wash down a TV Dinner with a brew!

[rrrr]

I took the test... my funeral is on Tuesday. Please contact my wife for donations to my memorial fund, 214-555-4689.
Please show your respect to a fellow boater by contributing a large amount to the fund.

[HOSS]

Damn,,, at 35 I`m really 66. I knew it was all down hill from here but I just jumped off the cliff.

[spectratoad]

So can we send this to the IRS and Social Security and start collecting early? :D
Your Biological Age: 50 years
Your Chronological Age: 36 years
Your Biological Age Difference: +14 years
I feel every bit of it too, that is the shitty part of this whole deal. I always say I feel fifty as a joke but thanks MJ for confirming that, thanks alot. wink :D

[MJ19]

502procharger:
28/53 but more importantly what numbers are mj's measurements? 31/25/55

[miller19j]

MJ19:
502procharger:
28/53 but more importantly what numbers are mj's measurements? 31/25/55 What???? :confused: :confused:

[MJ19]

CMABadseed:
good lord i'm 21 and my body has been collecting social security for 6 and 1/2 years.
21/66 holy crap! Hate to break it to you, but SSI comes at age 65 :( so you've only been collecting for one year and a half :D wink

[MJ19]

spectratoad:
I always say I feel fifty as a joke but thanks MJ for confirming that, thanks alot. wink :D No problem spectratoad...I'm glad I could help :p wink :D

[MJ19]

miller19j:
MJ19:
502procharger:
28/53 but more importantly what numbers are mj's measurements? 31/25/55 What???? :confused: :confused: Honey it's just my age measurements. :rolleyes: wink :D

[miller19j]

MJ19:
miller19j:
MJ19:
502procharger:
28/53 but more importantly what numbers are mj's measurements? 31/25/55 What???? :confused: :confused: Honey it's just my age measurements. :rolleyes: wink :D I was starting to think I was the guy in that shallow Hal movie :D

[68campbell]

Your Biological Age: 80 years
Your Chronological Age: 35 years
Your Biological Age Difference: +45 years
Ha, I feel good.

[hack job]

Your Biological Age: 44 years
Your Chronological Age: 25 years
Your Biological Age Difference: +19 years
ouch ! that is going to ahve to change or i will only get like 40 more years at the river!

[Mandelon]

The beer question threw me off. Normally I only have a few on the weekends, but I just got back from a trip, where I had like 15 a day.... :D
38 outside, 60 on the inside.

[MJ19]

Mandelon:
The beer question threw me off. Normally I only have a few on the weekends, but I just got back from a trip, where I had like 15 a day.... :D
38 outside, 60 on the inside. The "traffic" one tossed me up a bit...I put 1-2 hours in traffic, but something told me "Solvang" isn't "heavy traffic" so I had to go back and change that...made me a bit younger, but I still smell some stinky exhaust yuk
Well I just had a great salad for lunch...mixed greens, toms, avo, cucumber, pine nuts, sunflower seeds, garlic, oil & vingar dressing...YUMMY it was great...now if I keep telling myself that, I'll be in my 20's soon :rolleyes: :D pig_flyi

[BigBoyToys]

Hmmm...Maybe I should print my results and send them to the Social Security Administration....Seems like I would qualify with ease for an extra monthly check eek!

[HOSS]

Just got my SSI invoice. I will take the dive and collect early. You actually make more. I know a guy who did just that. He collected 40g. If he had waited he would get a little more per month but hell it wouldn`t add up to 40g. I believe its 62 if you take the dive. Anyone ready to start SSI should (in my opinion) start early for less cause you end up making more. Unless you live to like 90`s. So tell your parents to consider this option.
Me, I`m just gonna get smoked till then so I am gonna draw early as I won`t be here late.

[68campbell]

Hey MJ19, Solvang has traffic today. It took me 8 minutes to cross town today at 12

[iparky]

i think i didn't tell the truth, But it least it know what age i act sometimes when i dont get my way.
eek!
Your Results:
Your Biological Age: 15 years
Your Chronological Age: 40 years
Your Biological Age Difference: -25 years

[LUVNLIFE]

OWWWWWWW! I'm hurting after the results. eek!

[Hallett]

MONDAY - FRIDAY IM 43 BUT COME SATURDAY IM 21

[malcolm]

Ouch, I'm 33 but that quiz says I'm 61! I even fudged a couple answers to make it better. :D

[Dyce51]

Your Biological Age: 80 years
Your Chronological Age: 31 years
Your Biological Age Difference: +49 years
gulp...looks like something has to change!!!!

[*NAPALM*]

23/48 AINT STOPPING FOR NOTHING JUST TOO MUCH FUN

[BAF#276]

Your Biological Age: 80 years
Your Chronological Age: 47 years
Your Biological Age Difference: +33 years
eek! WOW by the looks of this i should be dead by the end of summer eek!

[Raskal]

dam im 28 and my bodys 58 ha :D

[Wet Dream]

This can't be right..
Your Biological Age: 81 years
Your Chronological Age: 33 years
Your Biological Age Difference: +48 years

[MJ19]

68campbell:
Hey MJ19, Solvang has traffic today. It took me 8 minutes to cross town today at 12 YES WE DO...Miller and I were passed on Ballard Cyn by some Jacka*s tourist in a hurry and then he ran a stop light...I reported his license (doubt it will do anything, but maybe he'll get pulled over?) I swear tourists are the worse! Well the bike riders are really the absolute worse!
How did your bull riding thingy go? I saw all the hay bails in the parking lot. Did you feel like you were biologically 12 when you road it? wink

[NashvilleBound]

Thats what happens when you live in a tourist hot spot. Beautiful Solvang...Thats in Texas, right?! :D

[MJ19]

NashvilleBound:
Thats what happens when you live in a tourist hot spot. Beautiful Solvang...Thats in Texas, right?! :D Yeah...that's it...Texas...EVERYONE go to Texas :D :D

[Jesse James]

Actual = 27
Biological = 28
glad I starteg going back to the gym a couple months ago.
A must 2 oz shot of wheatgrass juice a week equal to 5 lbs of hearty green vegtables.

[Ziggy]

cronological=40
biological= 49
Glad I take in lots of H20---virtually no alcohol, except the past week in Maui, plenty of coconut rum and coke. Drank enough to last me all year. :rolleyes:
Cool survey MJ...glad to know that my bad habits haven't tried to kill me to much sooner. At least you all I'm one of the Sober Boaters on the lake. :D :D

[MJ19]

Ziggy:
Sober Boaters on the lake. :D :D Good to know there's at least one wink