Quote Of The Day (obscure, famous or infamous)

[FMluvswater]

"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good."
- Samuel Johnson

[sidewound]

"Never raise you hand at your children"
(It leaves your groin area dangerously exposed)
Peace Man :cool:
CESAR

[Liberator TJ1984]

Man who kick cat
get no pussy

[Rod-64]

Confucius say: "School boy, who fool around with school girl during wrong period, get caught red-handed." :D

[leibniz]

"Get the **** out of my way :mad: " - Me (when I'm trying to push my way through a crowd...)

[Floatin']

"English Mother****er, Do you speak English"
Samuel L. Jackson

[River Lynchmob]

Confucius say: hand in pocket all day you feel cocky

[leibniz]

"Really really" - Shrek

[Hemiroid]

Do not play leap frog with unicorn!

[tenchi17]

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who dont - Freddy Agraz

[Dave C]

Confucious says: man who goes to bed with itchy behind wake up with smelly finger. yuk

[SMFRiverRat]

Confucius say: man who put out fire in middle of night not always fireman.

[Aqua Boogie1]

Quote of life.......If you cut the grass, you'll realize the snakes can't hide anymore. :cool:

[FMluvswater]

"Going to bed with a woman never hurt a ballplayer. It's staying up all night looking for them that does you in." - Casey Stengel

[Catmando]

"Ted Kennedy stabbed me in the back, just like Brutus did to Popeye". George W. Bush

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

2 quailoods and she'll love me in the morning. wink

[beached 1]

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
Jack Handy

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

I didn't do it , she was crying when i got there.

[hoolign]

If you love something set it free,if it comes back to you it's yours, if not...hunt it down and kill it :p

[Cheap Thrills]

Floatin':
"English Mother****er, Do you speak English"
Samuel L. Jackson wh wh What ?

[anxious]

Cheap Thrills:
Floatin':
"English Mother****er, Do you speak English"
Samuel L. Jackson wh wh What ? say what one more time. i dare you. i double dare you mother effer

[anxious]

No matter how good she looks,some other guy is sick and tiredof putting up with her crap.
Beauty is only a light switch away.
If life is a waste of time,and time is a waste of life,then let's all get wasted togetherand have the time of our lives.

[anxious]

War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

[lynden]

anxious:
Cheap Thrills:
Floatin':
"English Mother****er, Do you speak English"
Samuel L. Jackson wh wh What ? say what one more time. i dare you. i double dare you mother effer What does Marcellus Wallace look like??

[Cheap Thrills]

lynden:
anxious:
Cheap Thrills:
Floatin':
"English Mother****er, Do you speak English"
Samuel L. Jackson wh wh What ? say what one more time. i dare you. i double dare you mother effer What does Marcellus Wallace look like?? h,h ,he's bald ,, black ,,.....

[Coach]

" I love you like a fat kid loves cake"
50 cent

[Cheap Thrills]

I'll love you till the money runs out ...
(My X-wife)

[lynden]

Cheap Thrills:
lynden:
anxious:
Cheap Thrills:
Floatin':
"English Mother****er, Do you speak English"
Samuel L. Jackson wh wh What ? say what one more time. i dare you. i double dare you mother effer What does Marcellus Wallace look like?? h,h ,he's bald ,, black ,,..... Does he look like a bitch??
[ September 28, 2003, 08:37 PM: Message edited by: lynden ]

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

He's like a door knob, everyone gets a turn. :D

[VillainDave]

A Blister on you thing can be painful!!

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Whats my name? Say my name bitch.

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

What we hava hera is failya to communicate. Take what we hada hera last week. If thats da way he wans it he gets it. :D

[FMluvswater]

Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with. - Mark Twain

[hoolign]

Get out of my house...you ****in mouse
FMLUVSWATERBABE 2003 :D

[Ziggy]

Those who win the war write the History books.(sounds bias don't it?)

[Ziggy]

Whatever happens is Normal.

[anxious]

A true friend will come bail you out of jail in the middle of the night...but, a best friend will be sitting next to you saying," damn, that
was fun!" :D

[FMluvswater]

hoolign:
Get out of my house...you ****in mouse
FMLUVSWATERBABE 2003 :D :rolleyes: :D :D :D

[Troubles No More]

It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt..................Mark Twain

[Dave C]

"so your selling it for free. Oh ya, I want to know how much its gonna cost me?"
me, 2003
[ September 29, 2003, 02:33 PM: Message edited by: Dave C ]

[NorCal Gameshow]

it's kind of like chroming a turd....

[Cheap Thrills]

lynden:
Cheap Thrills:
lynden:
anxious:
Cheap Thrills:
Floatin':
"English Mother****er, Do you speak English"
Samuel L. Jackson wh wh What ? say what one more time. i dare you. i double dare you mother effer What does Marcellus Wallace look like?? h,h ,he's bald ,, black ,,..... Does he look like a bitch?? WHAT ?

[FMluvswater]

"All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets" - on a bumper sticker

[h2oski2fast]

Becareful of the toes you step on, as they might be connected to the ass you have to kiss later.

[BUSTI]

"Are you sure Al Gore started this way?" Monica Lewinski speaking to Bill Clinton in the ovarfice office. jawdrop :confused: :D

[timitunnel]

Who's Your Daddy....

[BSheffron]

"Can somebody light this monkey?" Homer Simpson

[TANG-INATOR]

FOR THE LADIES THAT DONT PUT OUT:
IF YOU DONT FEED YOUR MAN, HE WILL EAT OUT.
FOR ALL THE PLAYERS:
HE WHO LIVES BY THE P*SSY, DIES BY THE P*SSY.

[LAPD Gary]

"People sleep comfortably in their beds at night only because rough men stand at the ready to do violence on their behalf"
George Orwell

[FMluvswater]

To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
Bernard M. Baruch

[Troubles No More]

Don't fear failure so much that you refuse to try new things.
The saddest summary of a life contains three descriptions:
Could Have,Might Have and Should Have.......Louis E. Boone

[FMluvswater]

When people are highly motivated, it's easy to accomplish the impossible. And when they're not, it's impossible to accomplish the easy.
Bob Collings

[Troubles No More]

When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts Are filled with fear of death, so that when their time comes They weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again In a different way.
Sing your death song and die like a hero going home."..... Tecumseh, Shawnee

[COELIMINATOR]

How does a moral wrong become a Civil Right???? :confused: :rolleyes:

[King Kuracz]

"I've never advocated drugs, liquor, violence......insanity, to anyone. But in my case, it's worked."
Hunter S. Thompson

[FMluvswater]

"Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance."
- Will Durant

[lynden]

Cheap Thrills:
lynden:
Cheap Thrills:
lynden:
anxious:
Cheap Thrills:
Floatin':
"English Mother****er, Do you speak English"
Samuel L. Jackson wh wh What ? say what one more time. i dare you. i double dare you mother effer What does Marcellus Wallace look like?? h,h ,he's bald ,, black ,,..... Does he look like a bitch?? WHAT ? "shot to the shoulder(pain and agony)" DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH??

[FMluvswater]

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
Herm Albright

[Cheap Thrills]

Here hold my beer -N- whatch this .. :cool:
practice makes perfect . :D
If I have to explain, you wouldnt understand. :rolleyes:
if at first you dont succeed keep on suckin till you do succeed . eek!
your not half as bad as you think you are , and Im twice as bad as you hope I'm not . devil
laughter is the best medicine ..
of all the things I miss in life , I miss my mind the most.

[FMluvswater]

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Groucho Marx

[Troubles No More]

"He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes;
he who does not ask a question remains a fool forever."...............Chinese Proverb

[wrightnow]

At age 18 I could not believe how stupid my parents were
At age 22 I could not believe how much they had learned in 4 years.

[skeepwerkzaz]

"take two......I take two"

[FMluvswater]

Money doesn't always bring happiness. People with ten million dollars are no happier than people with nine million dollars.
Hobart Brown

[FMluvswater]

It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated.
Alec Bourne

[Troubles No More]

May the road rise to meet you.
May the wind always be at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and until we meet again, may God hold you in the palm of
hand........Irish Blessing

[BSheffron]

Do or do not... There is no try!
-Yoda

[FMluvswater]

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot.
Clarence Thomas

[Aqua Boogie1]

Its not a beer belly, its a fuel tank for this sex machine.... wink :D

[Aqua Boogie1]

Im not 33, Im 21 with 12 years experience!!!!!! :cool:

[FMluvswater]

"One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors."
--Plato

[Troubles No More]

People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness.
Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost.
..........H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

[FMluvswater]

"Politics is the only endeavor for which no previous experience is considered necessary..."
-- Robert Louis Stevenson

[Troubles No More]

Aim for success, not perfection. Never give up your right to be wrong, because then you will lose the ability to learn new things and move forward with your life..........Dr. David M. Burns

[BSheffron]

Hey Siegfried, bet I can put my head in his mouth.
-Roy j/k

[FMluvswater]

From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
Groucho Marx
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[FMluvswater]

When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it.
Bernard Bailey

[LAPD Gary]

"A full jail is a happy jail"!
A "frank" (felony arrest) in the tank a day, keeps the homies at bay

[Troubles No More]

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods...........Aristotle

[brianwhiteboy]

"i need another beer" - brianwhiteboy :rolleyes:

[FMluvswater]

Above all things, never be afraid. The enemy who forces you to retreat is himself afraid of you at that very moment.
Andre Maurois

[FMluvswater]

It's not true that life is one damn thing after another; it is one damn thing over and over.
Edna St. Vincent Millay

[Seadog]

"We want no more land. We do want to improve what we have, and we want to see our neighbors improve and grow so strong that the design of any other country could not endanger them".
Ulysses S. Grant
"With malice towards none, with charity for all, with firmness in the right, as God gives us to see the right, let us strive on to finish the work we are in".
Abraham Lincoln
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[FMluvswater]

"The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well." - Joe Ancis

[FMluvswater]

Anyone who is capable of getting themselves into a position of power should on no account be allowed to do the job.
Douglas Adams

[Troubles No More]

[ October 19, 2003, 01:00 PM: Message edited by: Dogred ]

[Troubles No More]

If you have love,
you don't need to have anything else.
If you don't have it,
it doesn't matter much what else you do have...Sir James M. Barrie

[FMluvswater]

The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money. - Bernard Meltzer

[Seadog]

In honor of the updated forums:
Life belongs to the living, and he who lives must be prepared for change.
Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

[FMluvswater]

On a bumper sticker: Some people just don't know how to drive...
I call these people "Everybody But Me!"

[LASERRAY]

"If you've ever asked your husband to move that damn transmission so that you can take a bath, you might be a Redneck!
-----Jeff Foxworthy
"If you've ever had to hall a can of paint to the top of the water tower to defend your sister's Honor, you might be a Redneck!
------Jeff Foxworthy

[Troubles No More]

Beer is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy
......................Ben Franklin

[FMluvswater]

"Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus."
--Bob Rubin

[FMluvswater]

"I am not an optimist, because I am not sure that everything ends well. Nor am I a pessimist, because I am not sure that everything ends badly. I just carry hope in my heart.
Hope is the feeling that life and work have a meaning. You either have it or you don't, regardless of the state of world that surrounds you.
Life without hope is an empty, boring, and useless life. I cannot imagine that I could strive for something if I did not carry hope in me.
I am thankful to God for this gift. It is as big as life itself. " - Vaclav Havel

[Keith]

"Look at all those Fu**ing Indians!"
Gen Custer

[REGISTERED USER]

One day you win the Nationals, the next day you're a jagoff.
Bob Weimer

[twistedpair]

D-Day: War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.
Bluto: What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Otter: Germans?
Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.
Bluto: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the going gets tough . . . the tough get going. Who's with me? Let's Go! Come on! AAAAEEEEEGGGHHHH!!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Otter: Bluto's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons. But that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
Bluto: We're just the guys to do it.

[Kilrtoy]

Who the **** is the BCS anyways,
The USC FOOTBALL TEAM
12/07/03 at 2:31 PT

[FMluvswater]

"The chains of habit are too weak to be felt until they are too strong to be broken." - Samuel Johnson
****
No shit, eh? Damn I'm feelin this one. :o

[Keith]

"I don't eat pussy...but I have had it fed to me a couple of times"
A really drunk Cowboy at a poker game in Weatherford Texas

[FMluvswater]

Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.
P. J. O'Rourke

[FMluvswater]

"It's not so much how busy you are, but why you are busy. The bee is praised. The mosquito is swatted." - Mary O'Connor

[FMluvswater]

"A psychologist once said that we know little about the conscience except that it is soluble in alcohol." - Thomas Blackburn

[FMluvswater]

"There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you." - Will Rogers

[FMluvswater]

Life is too short to spend your precious time trying to convince a person who wants to live in gloom and doom otherwise. Give lifting that person your best shot, but don't hang around long enough for his or her bad attitude to pull you down. Instead, surround yourself with optimistic people."
Zig Ziglar

[Fiat48]

Never argue with an idiot. They'll bring you down to their level and beat you with experience everytime.

[FMluvswater]

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
W. C. Fields

[FIXSTER17]

If you don't want to get rained on, Either get an umbrella or get the **** out of the rain,,, but either way shut the **** up...
From The MSGT!!!!

[FMluvswater]

A healthy, male, adult bore, consumes each year, one and a half times his own weight ... in other people's patience.
John Updike

[FMluvswater]

"Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure ?"
--source unknown

[FMluvswater]

From Bruce Sterling - Sci-fi writer:
It’s both disquieting and liberating to realize that freedom doesn’t require any free will. Even phenomena as dumb and blind as lightning, wind and rain have what physicists like to call “sensitivity to initial conditions.” Deterministic chaos. The Butterfly Effect. This means some tiny fate-altering sneeze of a butterfly can lead to a Category Five Caribbean-born storm pancaking the pylons and powerlines in Pensacola, Florida. Due to random whimsy, really. A hornet could do a hurricane just as well, or a housefly. We call this notion “the butterfly effect” because a butterfly is so pretty. Deterministic chaos is a glittering, graceful idea. As the Chinese say, “the butterfly never hurries even when pursued.” What better symbol for the existential mystery of life, where meaning, resolution and intention crumble at the boundaries of randomness? It seems futile, yet it's full of vitality. As Thoreau said, even the quietest of men is often topping-out on desperation. We never quite know what we can do till lightning strikes. Man, woman and child, we are all deeply contingent beings. By nature, we are the heirs and heiresses of a genetic lottery...one female egg in the fertile, wriggling human soup of millions of possibilities. There is nothing so unlikely as the flesh we happen to inhabit, and we are all mysterious beings within our own minds......The Butterfly Effect

[truksnboats]

"looks like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress"

[FMluvswater]

"But then along comes someone special. A free spirit. She shares your work. She looks up to you. She excites you. You look at yourself in the mirror and can't find the courage to tell her how you feel. But as life would have it, she pursues you. And you're powerless to resist.
If you keep saying 'no' to embracing the moment, when you finally say yes, it becomes bigger than you. And you are no longer you anymore. You're somebody else. Abstraction becomes reality. All you think about is her. You want to be with her. Eat with her. Laugh with her. Make love to her. Go into infinity with her. Without doors. No boundries. No restrictions. An entire lifetime that comes down to this single frame of life.
But not as scary as the day she looks at you for the first time - - and sees a middle-aged man, who never experienced life. A man who's fifty going on fifteen. Buying her a bracelet. With her birth stone. Thinking it's special. Thinking he's special. But in truth, he's a two-week subscription. And no amount of Rogaine or Propecia can change that. She's already moved on. Love was a new experience. So was rejection."
--David Rambo; CSI writer

[burtandnancy]

Sex is DIRTY...only if you do it right. Burt

[Krazy K]

Man who go out with flat chested girl have right to feel low down-Redd Foxx

[Krazy K]

Here's to the Cherry, it's like a balloon
One prick and BOOM!

[FMluvswater]

"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it." - George Bernard Shaw

[FMluvswater]

"Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it." ~Christopher Morley

[FMluvswater]

Occasionally in life there are those moments of unutterable fulfillment which cannot be completely explained by those symbols called words. Their meanings can only be articulated by the inaudible language of the heart.
--Martin Luther King, Jr.

[LeE ss13]

"If it were not for Sex, men and women would have killed each other off thousands of years ago."
Sigmund Freud

[FMluvswater]

Why speak of time travel? We have a tried and proven method with us. Music moves us across centuries and continents without ever leaving our chairs.
-- Pam Brown

[bonesfab]

" thing i like about high school girls, i keep gettin older but they stay the same age" or my dads a tv repair man. he's got the ultimate set of tools, i can fix it.

[BUSTI]

My dad when I was growing up "cuz I said so damn it!"

[FMluvswater]

We know an age more vividly through its music than its historians.
-- Rosanne Ambrose-Brown

[AleAlchemist]

Last Night I was so desperate for a beer, I broke into a Highschool football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleechers! - Homer J. Simpson

[FMluvswater]

Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.
-- Red Auerbach

[FMluvswater]

Music is the voice of all sorrow, all joy. It needs no translation.
-- Helen Exley

[FMluvswater]

The effects of good music are not just because it's new; on the contrary music strikes us more the more familiar we are with it.
-- Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

[FMluvswater]

Music is the voice of all humanity, of whatever time or place. In it's presence we are one.
-- Charlotte Gray

[FMluvswater]

Without music, life would be an error.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche

[TexasJet]

"Don't worry, I know it will fit, I checked the dimensions"

[AleAlchemist]

Remember You can always find EAST by staring directly at the Sun!

[FMluvswater]

"There is a thin line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line."
-- Oscar Levant

[FMluvswater]

"Most rock journalism is people who can not write interviewing people who can not talk."
-- Frank Zappa

[FMluvswater]

Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.
-- Oscar Levant

[FMluvswater]

"... people do not sing when they are feeling sensible."
-- W.H. Auden

[FMluvswater]

"My heart is full of many things...there are moments when I feel that speech is nothing after all."
-- Ludwig Van Beethoven

[innad]

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Emiliano Zapata

[Jungle Boy]

"Well, **** me dead"
Say by me over and over while rigging in a new drilling rig for the last few days. :mad:

[FMluvswater]

"Music expresses that which can not be said and on which it is impossible to be silent."
--Victor Hugo

[FMluvswater]

"The art of music is so deep and profound that to approach it very seriously only is not enough. One must approach music with serious rigor and, at the same time, with a great, affectionate joy."
-- Nadia Boulanger

[hoolign]

Originally posted by Jungle Boy
"Well, **** me dead"
Say by me over and over while rigging in a new drilling rig for the last few days. :mad:
I'm partial to ..."well..**** me a runnin"

[Forkin' Crazy]

I cut it twice and it's still too short!
-- unknown --

[FMluvswater]

"Music whispers to us dim secrets that startle our wonder as to who we are ... "
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

[FMluvswater]

"True music must repeat the thought and inspirations of the people and the time."
-- George Gershwin

[FMluvswater]

"Country music is three chords and the truth."
-- Harlan Howard

[FMluvswater]

"The truest expression of a people is in its dances and its music. Bodies never lie."
-- Agnes De Mille

[FMluvswater]

"One good thing about music is when it hits, you feel no pain... hit me with music."
-- Bob Marley

[Hud]

Pigs get fat & Hogs get slaughtered!:D

[FMluvswater]

"You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you. "
--Eric Hoffer

[FMluvswater]

"I have my own particular sorrows, loves, delights; and you have yours. But sorrow, gladness, yearning, hope, love, belong to all of us, in all times and in all places. Music is the only means whereby we feel these emotions in their universality."
--H. A. Overstreet

[FMluvswater]

"Music is the pleasure the human mind experiences from counting without being aware that it is counting."
--Gottfried Leibniz

[FMluvswater]

"Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory."
--Oscar Wilde

[FMluvswater]

"Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness."
--Maya Angelou

[FMluvswater]

"Canadians are generally indistinguishable from Americans and the surest way of telling the two apart is to make this observation to a Canadian"
- Richard Starnes

[FMluvswater]

"Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place."
--- Mark Twain

[FMluvswater]

Chloe Lane: "You want me to shake his hand?"
Brady Black: "You are taking this Pollyanna routine a little too far Belle!"
Chloe Lane: "I wouldn't let him touch me!"
Brady Black: "You crave my touch."
--- Broe (Days Of Our Lives, 2001)

[FMluvswater]

"People too weak to follow their own dreams,
will always find a way to discourage others."
---- unknown source

[FMluvswater]

"Goals are dreams with a deadline."
--- unknown source

[FMluvswater]

"For this thing called failure is not the falling down but the staying down."
--- unknown source

[FMluvswater]

"I hate life, I hate death and everything in between just doesn't interest me."
~Chris Rapier

[FMluvswater]

I should have posted this on Saturday ...
Told my 7 year old son he had to get his pj's on on Friday and he said first he wanted to finish one thing we were doing on the puter and then he said
and then I'll log off my day clothes
I looked at his face quickly and he had a big old smirk on his mouth ... we both wound up laughing! :D

[Debbolas]

THAT is TOO classic (note I didn't say cute, ***boat members don't like the word CUTE) You have to write that down, so you can remind him when he is older......:D

[ahhell]

write that down debbo, thats how you read it;) remember...dont sweat the petty stuff, and dont pet the sweaty stuff...
someone else said that.

[FMluvswater]

I just heard one I gots to write now or I'll forget ...
"never ever ever sleep with anyone with whom you've signed a legally binding contract!!" LMAO!!! Explains the wedding cake theory!!! :D

[Dr. Eagle]

Looks like we're gonna have to get some more FBI guys........:D

[FMluvswater]

"You think each year your children grow, that you will worry less.....you really just trade worries.
Ok, she can walk now, will she fall down....
Ok, she can drive now, will she crash.....
It is hard to have your heart walking around outside of your body."
--Debbolas

[FMluvswater]

"Tact is for people who are not witty enough to be sarcastic."
-- Unknown source

[Debbolas]

What a piece of work is man - Hamlet -- William Shakespear

[FMluvswater]

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together...."
-- Carl Zwanzig

[FMluvswater]

"Antonym, n: The opposite of the word you're trying to think of."
-- Unknown source :D

[goneboatin]

"Boy, my penis sure burns when I urinate!"
An obscure line from a Saturday Night Live skit with Michael Sarizin back in the late '70s.

[MomOfJesi]

Woman talking about her daughter "She was so stunned by her birth that she didn't talk for a year and a half."

[RiverToysJas]

"Never, Never Doubt what nobody is certain of." Willy Wonka - 1971 ;)
RTJas :D

[FMluvswater]

"Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?"
-- Dick Clark

[FMluvswater]

"Friends. A simple word isn't it? It's uttered everyday to almost every person imaginable. Who are your friends? They're the people that touch your heart. You could spend hours with them doing nothing at all and it can be the best time of your life, just because it was with them. They're the people you can share your secrets with, cry with, laugh with, and just have fun with. They don't judge you or make you change. They accept you exactly as you are. They look at you and they see a great person, one they love spending time with. You all share something in common and are tied together by memories, tears, laughs and smiles. You're tied together by love for the other. Friendship is the strangest but greatest thing in the world. I find my time with my friends, the best times of my life. My friends are my heart, my soul, my fun, my laughter, tears, love and my life."
-Kate Tierney

[Debbolas]

Thats a good one!
:D

[FMluvswater]

It choked me up so I had to post it. ;)

[Debbolas]

Good for you!:D

[LASERRAY]

"Last week a guy came-up to me and said: Hey Dave, why is it that when I was a kid, everybody wanted to be a baseball player, and nowadays everybody wants to be a rockstar?
I thought about it, and then I asked him: Well, would you rather do your cocaine in a dugout, or on your Learjet?" - David Lee Roth.

[FMluvswater]

"All politicians blow smoke up our asses. Its up to you how you like to be BLOWN!"
-- friend of mine on another forum

[FMluvswater]

"Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence."
--- Robert Frost

[bigerich]

"If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice" - Neil Peart of Rush

[FMluvswater]

"I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a Great White shark, or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot."
- Kevin James

[lucky]

:) confusia say lonley man have busy hand ...

[FMluvswater]

Originally posted by lucky
:) confusia say lonley man have busy hand ...
Indeed. ;)

[Debbolas]

May you be in Heaven 1/2 an hour before the Devil knows you dead......An Old Irish Saying;)

[FMluvswater]

"Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love." ~Butch Hancock

[lucky]

"Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love." ~Butch Hancock
WHAT YA DOING LATER LOL

[FMluvswater]

that's for me to know ;)
"There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be offered: entertainment, food, and affection. It is customary to begin a series of dates with a great deal of entertainment, a moderate amount of food, and the merest suggestion of affection. As the amount of affection increases, the entertainment can be reduced proportionately. When the affection is the entertainment, we no longer call it dating. Under no circumstances can the food be omitted. ~Miss Manners' Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behaviour"

[Misogynist]

OK... here is one for you guys...
" It is of no good running a pig farm badly for thirty years while saying 'really, I was meant to be a ballet dancer'... by that time..... pigs are your style."
Quintin Crisp

[throwerb]

When you try to get even, you get even worse.

[mmered8299]

Women are like parking spaces, as soon as you pull out, someone else is trying to pull in –
An asshole.

[FMluvswater]

"There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex." ~Billy Joel

[Jrocket]

If it flys,floats or focks it will give you problems.

[XtrmWakeborder]

“No good decision was ever made in a swivel chair.” -George S. Patton
"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country." -George S. Patton

[Misogynist]

When you try to get even, you get even worse.
You can never get ahead if you are always trying to get even... unknown

[Misogynist]

If it flys,floats or focks it will give you problems.
Hmmmmm I always thought the expression was " If it flys... floats ... or f u c k s...... don't buy it ,rent it... let someone else deal with the maintenance"

[Troubles No More]

If you pick up a starving dog and him prosperous, he will not bit you.
This is the principal difference between a dog and a man….Mark Twain

[FMluvswater]

"When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities." ~Matt Groenig

[FMluvswater]

"The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work." ~William H. Masters

[FMluvswater]

"Don't give me songs; give me something to sing about." - Joss Whedon

[FMluvswater]

"My subconscious is none of my business."
-- Ted Danson (as Becker)
LMAO :D

[Debbolas]

"It was the best of times, It was the worst of times.........."
Tale of Two Cities.............
(my middle daughter is reading it, and it is all I can think of at the moment!)
:wink:

[taxman]

It used to be about cocaine and whisky now its about zoloft and prune juice??????? What the hell happend to me?????? :hammerhea :hammerhea :hammerhea :hammerhea :hammerhea :hammerhea

[FMluvswater]

I could ride you at a gallop until your legs buckled and your eyes rolled up. I've got muscles you've never even dreamed of. I could squeeze you until you popped like warm champagne, and you would beg me to hurt you just a little bit more. And you know why I don't? (pauses) Because it's wrong." Faith, BTVS
I miss that show. :D

[Red Eye]

Confucious say, "He who stand on toilet, is high on pot"

[FMluvswater]

Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.
-- Mother Theresa

[Dr. Eagle]

My famous gem:
Wow, glad you got into that training...
Now as for me, I have no class.... :notam:

[Captain Dan]

"Built to last a lunchtime".

[GHTRIM]

"If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face"
Carl Jrs.

[Debbolas]

"Those who least deserve your love, need it the most"
My horoscope yesterday :idea:

[egg beater]

I like my ho ho's with milker's

[Racer277]

"I would rather wake up in the middle of nowhere than in any city on earth."
Steve McQueen

[Debbolas]

"I'm gonna R U N N O F T "
LOL :wink:

[FMluvswater]

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?
-Ernest Hemingway

[dbddbd]

" I never did mind the little things..."
-Bridget Fonda

[HM]

You know why divorce is so expensive?
Because it is worth it.
Bill Clinton

[Mighty Thor]

Judge: "Mr Reynolds, are you trying to show your contempt for this Court?"
John Reynolds:(after a moments pause) "No your honor, actually I was trying very hard to hide it." (he was immediatly fined $25.00 and said it was well worth it)

[riverroyal]

its never too late to leave early

[ITS ALL GOOD]

Funny how? how am I funny, like a clown, like I am here to amuse you. How the f*** am I funny?
joe pesci/ goodfellas

[FMluvswater]

If my penis sells more records, then more power to it.
- Adam Levine ( lead singer of Maroon 5)

[Foxy99]

"Don't waste your time on someone, who isn't willing to waste time on you"

[NOTALENT]

"I don't believe in anything - But i believe in you... I never trusted anyone - But somehow i trust you..."

[abraman1326]

Oh, Johnny, I forgot you were there. You may go now... Tombstone
BRA

[Foxy99]

Life isn't like a box of chocolates..
"It’s more like a jar of jalapenos…
What you do today might burn you in your ass tomorrow"

[GHTRIM]

"I can see you but you can't see me"
Quoted from MsGHTRIM... :D

[H20skier]

"He who believes the pen is mightier than the sword obviously has never encountered automatic weapons."
Mc Arthur
"A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited supply."
"You can't win, you can't break even, you can't even quit the game."
"Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them."

[FMluvswater]

Two Rules of Success : 1) Don't tell everything you know.

[upsman105]

what goes up must come down.....except gas prices. :frown:

[FMluvswater]

People with opinions just go around bothering one another
- the Buddha

[FMluvswater]

What you believe is wrong. My opinion is fact.
- Ivan Foul

[bigkatboat]

"Mufflers? WE don't need no stinking Mufflers!" 'a Havasu resident' "I spit in the general direction of your mufflers" 'same guy'

[Bense468]

"don't drink and drive you might hit a bump and spill your beer"
I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life
Fight Crime: Shoot Back
Guys: No Shirt, No Service. Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window
Tell your girlfriend I said thanks
This delinquent is having sex with your honor student.
"You will be aroused by a shampoo comercial."--Homer J. Simpson
I don't do coke...I just like the smell of it
If your going to live life on your own terms...you better be willing to crash and burn

[Rexone]

" I never did mind the little things..."
-Bridget Fonda
Point of no return.... good movie.

[PHX ATC]

"I should have called in sick today."
Me, 05-19-05, last Thursday at work

[IN2MX]

"Fast is good, but accuracy is final. You must learn to be slow, in a hurry."
-Wyatt Earp.

[Debbolas]

"Mufflers? WE don't need no stinking Mufflers!" 'a Havasu resident' "I spit in the general direction of your mufflers" 'same guy'
We are the knights who say.................."Mufflers"
lol, now bring us a shrubbery :p

[FMluvswater]

Open-minded people must accept the possibility that being closed-minded is better. Close-minded people can take comfort in knowing that they are right.
Steve W.

[Captain Dan]

"Death Before Dishonor, Drugs Before Lunch" - Motto of the Aspen Ski and Gun Club

[Debbolas]

"Death Before Dishonor, Drugs Before Lunch" - Motto of the Aspen Ski and Gun Club
Sounds like something Hunter S. Thompson would say :D
Here is mine:
"Hey nonny, nonny"
William Shakespear
from
"Much Ado About Nothing"

[FMluvswater]

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, pee in it, and serve it to the people that piss you off.

[lucky]

when playing base ball in canada- watch out when you head over 3r'd it's slippery

[Biglue]

Don't squat with your spurs on.

[FMluvswater]

when playing base ball in canada- watch out when you head over 3r'd it's slippery
With bladder filtered lemonade. :idea:

[likeFATHERlikeSON3]

"what in wild wide world of sports is going on here? you guys look like a bunch of kansas city faggots!" ---- Blazing Saddles

[2sand2]

"what in wild wide world of sports is going on here? you guys look like a bunch of kansas city faggots!" ---- Blazing Saddles
I laugh all the way thru that movie still.

[FHI-prez]

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move a body.

[FMluvswater]

It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
- Gore Vidal

[FMluvswater]

The heck with the day... carpe scrotum!
- G. Harris