Yo Mama is so....

[cyclone]

fat that if i cut her leg open, gravy would pour out.

[Starloans]

fat, she leaves home in the morning wearing high heels and comes home in the evening wearing flip-flops.

[Starloans]

eek!
ugly, she can make an onion cry!

[rivernutts]

FAT, SHES ON BOTH SIDES OF THE FAMILY!

[rivernutts]

FAT, SHE USES HOOLAHOPPS TO HOLD HER SOCKS UP!

[RiverToysJas]

Fat, she has more rolls than a bakery!!!

[btbuilder2]

fat, i had to roll over twice just to get off her!!!!!

[RiverToysJas]

Fat, when her beeper goes off, people think she is backing up!

[RiverToysJas]

Fat, she has to pull down her pants to get into her pockets!

[Mandelon]

Old, when she farts, dust comes out.

[TripleThreat]

fat, her yearbook picture is an aerial view.

[Starloans]

Fat, she has her own zip code! eek!

[Starloans]

black, when she goes to hight school, they mark her ass absent! jawdrop

[Raskal]

fat she has more chins then a chinese phone book eek!

[mbrown2]

fat, she has a vcr as a pager

[mbrown2]

bald, she has three strands of hair, two on her head, and one in her pocket.

[mbrown2]

dumb, she thought hamburger helper came with another person

[mbrown2]

dumb, when you were born, she looked at the umbilical cord and said, "look it comes with cable"

[mbrown2]

dumb, when I told her we needed gas, she farted in the car

[mbrown2]

white, she cries milk, and farts chalk

[HOSS]

Damn Mandelon,,, that`s nasty! eek!

[Starloans]

black, she has to wear white gloves when she eats tootsie-rolls to keep from chewing her fingers off! eek!

[mbrown2]

Old, when your dad went down on her he got food poisoning

[VillainDave]

She's sooo fat that she put on a hot yellow jump suit and went outside and bent over and two guys jumped on her back and said take us to 5th and main!!!!

[rivercrazy]

Yo mama's so fat I rolled over twice and I'm still on the bitch

[rivercrazy]

Yo mama's so fat she needs a boomerang to get her belt on....

[mbrown2]

Fat, she uses a satellite dish as a diaphram. eek!

[mbrown2]

Fat, they had to baptize her at sea world.

[Starloans]

fat, they have to take the door off the hinges to get her in the house.

[Starloans]

I'm still LMAO at the boomerang one! :D

[Keith]

Fat, she uses a bookmarker to find her necklace...
Fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs...
Fat, when she waves bye bye, it sounds like applause at a concert...
Fat, to have sex someone would have to sniff the wrinkles, find the one that smells like crap and back up one...
OK, that one was wayyyy sick....I will stop here!

[cyclone]

flip flops! lmfao..a boomerang! oh shit that is funny. thanks guys!

[Blown 472]

loose, you would have to tie a board to your ass.

[Charley]

fat she uses a bald epileptic midget for a sex toy

[rivercrazy]

so fat she's got more crack than Harlem...

[Froggystyle]

Fat, when she wears a dress, all the kids yell "Kool Aid!!!"

[Froggystyle]

Fat, that when she sits around the house... she sits AROUND the house!

[Froggystyle]

stupid, if brains were gas she wouldn't have enough to power a flea-mobile around the inside of a Fruit Loop.
fat, after she got off the carousel, the horse limped for a week.
fat, and you're so poor, when she comes in your house the tires pop.
fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
fat, her blood type is Ragu.

[Liberator TJ1984]

Fat,when she stands out in the Sun ,You can smell the Bacon Cooking pig_flyi

[Blown 472]

fat, we take her to tha beach and rent her for shade.

[Liberator TJ1984]

Fat , the only way she can fly is by CHINOOK Airlines...

[Liberator TJ1984]

Fat , she once dove in the ocean and created a Thyphoon in Japan....
Fat , she makes the Michelin Man look like a Tampon
Ugly , she looks like Leon Spinks in a dress
Ugly , she'd make a freight train take a dirt road
Ugly , when she was born, they didn't beat her with the Ugly Stick ...they used the whole F@#@in' Tree...

[mbrown2]

Keith:
Fat, to have sex someone would have to sniff the wrinkles, find the one that smells like crap and back up one...
OK, that one was wayyyy sick....I will stop here! That's some funny shit..

[mbrown2]

Charley:
fat she uses a bald epileptic midget for a sex toy Charlie, that was sick....I like it ALOT.

[Liberator TJ1984]

Fat, the Proctologist has to use the Jaws of Life and spread her ass for the exam....
Fat , she calls her Twat ,the Blackhole, just like scientists she knows its out there ,she just can't see it....

[Liberator TJ1984]

Nasty , she went to the Doctor for an enema , the city ran out of water

[Kurtis500]

Fat, she sat on a quarter and sqeezed a booger outta George Washingtons nose.

[SandbarScot]

so fat, she takes aspirin with mayonaise.

[BADASS38CHEVY]

Your mama so fat she stretches her red cloths to pink...

[JetBoatRich]

One of the better threads eek!

[24RODjr]

stupid she don't know how many cans are in a six pack.

[bigerich]

fat, her belt size is equator!!!

[bigerich]

Yo mama's teeth so yellow, when she yawns, traffic slows down!!