Man Did I Score!!!

[HammerDown]

So I'm returning my empty shopping cart to, ya know one of those storage area's in the parking lot..And I'm starting to walk away...and I see a LARGE Package on the bottom of one of the other carts, eek! (the lower shelf under the basket) that some obviously forgot. I'm thinking...what could that be :confused: This is could be my lucky day!..Soooooo I'm looking around to see if anybody is kinda looking for something lost. I'm being way cool. :cool: ..ya know. (All's clear)...I grab the LARGE MASSIVE Square Bag AaaaannnddD...BINGO! I get myself a 24, yep a 24 pack of Charmin Ultra Ass Paper!
Hey...it's softer and Thicker than ever!
Well it just dosent get any better than that :D
Well... I'm sure Tom Brown can appreciate my score!
[ July 31, 2003, 02:41 PM: Message edited by: HammerDown ]

[SCUBA STEVE]

I thought you scored on a case of beer! :D

[Ziggy]

Please don't squeaze the Charmin :D or Mr. Whipple will chase you down wink

[miller19j]

I just gave you five stars for that! It’s the simple things in life that make you happy like a free package of shit tickets! :)

[JetBoatRich]

It could come in handy, when your not feeling dandy :mad:

[HammerDown]

SCUBA STEVE:
I thought you scored on a case of beer! :D I've got the Ass paper for the Beer Squirts after-wards :D

[HammerDown]

miller19j:
I just gave you five stars for that! It’s the simple things in life that make you happy like a free package of shit tickets! :) SHIT TICKETS!!!! ROTFLMFAO...big time :D

[ROZ]

That is a score! Now you don't have to feel guilty after using half a roll after wiping yer ass! :D

[AquaBoogie]

TP for my bunghole.

[Jetdriver]

did he say SHIT TICKETS???? that get 5 from me!
[ July 31, 2003, 03:05 PM: Message edited by: Jetdriver ]

[HammerDown]

Can I "spare a square"...hell yea :D A Seinfield classic for sure!
[ July 31, 2003, 03:11 PM: Message edited by: HammerDown ]

[miller19j]

Well sense we are on the subject. I have been told that my grandfather invented the Ass Gasket (You know that paper donut you put on the seat of public restrooms). He tried to promote it himself but failed; apparently he was ahead of his time. He sold the idea for peanuts and well the rest is toilet history.
I could have been an Ass Gasket Empire descendant. :)

[HammerDown]

Ass Gaskets are the S**t in a public bathroom...one of the great inventions of the world for sure! :D

[HammerDown]

I forgot...I keep a 5 pack of those ass gaskets with me at all times, when I'm out and about! wink
[ July 31, 2003, 03:38 PM: Message edited by: HammerDown ]

[Jordy]

AquaBoogie:
TP for my bunghole. http://www.carltonbale.com/archives/cornholio.gif

[Rod-64]

I could have used those last week at Black Meadow Landing on Mexican Night. :rolleyes:

[HammerDown]

I figure with 24 rolls...at 1 roll per week, give or take how many trips to Taco Bell I make in a Month :rolleyes: ...I figure I'm good for about 6 months idea Not to bad :D

[rrrr]

Suhweeeet, you can shit for free. I would use this opportunity to visit new Mexican, Chinese, and Thai restaurants.
You might find an establishment that has really good food, and if by chance you get a bad one that sends you to the little room.... It's a freebie!
Man, this has to be making you feel like you are on top of the world..... :D :D

[got_river]

Hey Hammer,
I lost those things in Pa when I hammered through.
I think it was a vons. Was just wondering if they would show up on the forum - and F..K they did!
Enjoy!!!!!!

[HammerDown]

got_river:
Hey Hammer,
I lost those things in Pa when I hammered through.
I think it was a vons. Was just wondering if they would show up on the forum - and F..K they did!
Enjoy!!!!!! well thanks...I'll think of you everytime I spin the roll for a wipe :D
What a find...life IS good!
[ August 01, 2003, 09:55 AM: Message edited by: HammerDown ]