Human Body Part Found in Sewer Plant - Ewwwww!!!!

[RiverKitty]

Human Body Part Found in Sewer Plant
By Jim Seckler
Miner Staff Writer
City employees at the Hilltop Wastewater treatment plant made a gruesome last week.
Workers on June 20 discovered the three-inch tip of a penis in a grease trap at the plant outside of Kingman. The concrete trap is about 7-foot by 7-foot and sits atop of pipe. Grease rises to the top and is checked about every three weeks, Kingman waster water superintendent Jeff Corwin said.
Corwin said a grinder, normally in place, would have grounded up the organ and it would not have been discovered. The grinder has been temporally replaced for several months with a rough bar rack that only collects larger items, allowing for the discovery.
Friday's inspection of the trap was the first in about three weeks. Corwin said in his 15 years with the city he has never seen any human body parts in the system. He said the organ appears to have come from a white adult male.
Kingman wastewater Director Jack Kramer also has not seen anything like this in his 23 years on the job, Corwin said.
Corwin said with the normal grinder only large items like bowling balls or bricks are sometimes discovered. A larger body part such as a leg or arm would also have set off an alarm to workers.
Mohave County sheriff deputies and Kingman police detectives are investigating the discovery to see if foul play is involved, MCSO spokesman Jarrod Lyman said.
(How do you "loose" a Penis??? Maybe this is the notorious, "Detachable Penis", eh??? Ewwww!!!)
Detatchable Penis, by King Missile
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.
[background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over]
This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.
[ June 25, 2003, 10:29 PM: Message edited by: RiverKitty ]

[Beautiful Noise]

Could of been Worst, It could of been Mr.ShowerHead now that would of been a Terrible Site :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :D
Steve

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Maybe this has to do with the bobbet case when his wife cut it off and tossed it on the side of the road and he"s walking around with someone elses penis? :D Poor guy I wonder if he should put out a missing penis add "caution missing penis 4" in length, white, caution could be armed toon into the 11:00 news for more braking stories!!" :D

[DickDanger]

Hey, thats mine, and Id like it back!!!! Tell the sewer workers Ill trade 2 bars of soap for my crank to be returned to me in one piece...lol. -DD Out

[spectratoad]

3" TIP. DID they say TIP. It's mine, I lost that awhile back and have been looking for that. Who do I call? :confused: wink :D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

armed and dangerous proceed with condom errrr caution!!!!!!!! :D

[NorCal Gameshow]

RK, better get that drain cover fixed in your shower :D

[RiverKitty]

norcal spectra:
RK, better get that drain cover fixed in your shower :D Norcal, if I remember correctly, I NEVER had a penis!!! :p Besides, IF I did have a *unit*, I think I'd notice it was MIA!!! How long do you think it will take before this guy notices his *unit* is missing??? eek! How does a guy mis-place his unit and not notice??? Maybe he still has a severe hangover from the OP6C party and just hasn't realized it yet!!! LMAO!!!
By the way BN, Mr. S.H. is quite healthy and in tact! ;o) Whew! :D

[RiverKitty]

DickDanger:
Hey, thats mine, and Id like it back!!!! Tell the sewer workers Ill trade 2 bars of soap for my crank to be returned to me in one piece...lol. -DD Out LMAO!!! Classic!!!
I don't know "Dick", it may have lost a few inches sitting in that grease pit for so long. You may consider getting a new & improved one!!! ...still LMAO!!!

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

RiverKitty:
DickDanger:
Hey, thats mine, and Id like it back!!!! Tell the sewer workers Ill trade 2 bars of soap for my crank to be returned to me in one piece...lol. -DD Out LMAO!!! Classic!!!
I don't know "Dick", it may have lost a few inches sitting in that grease pit for so long. You may consider getting a new & improved one!!! ...still LMAO!!! I don't know riverkitty he may like it all greased up?? :D :D

[NorCal Gameshow]

RK, it wasn't you a said it came from...maybe some guy that pissed you off.. :D ouch!

[RiverKitty]

MRS FLYIN VEE:
I don't know riverkitty he may like it all greased up?? :D :D You've got a point there....err..."pun intended"!!! :D

[Beautiful Noise]

norcal spectra:
maybe some guy that pissed you off.. D ouch! [/QB]Well it's better than being Pissed on :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :D
Steve

[rrrr]

Hey RK, I'm gonna have to file this one in the "Stuff I didn't need to know" file, LOL.
Just a bit alarming!! :D Anytime a guy is confronted with a story about a "penisectomy", it creates mental images that we just don't want to process, heheh..... :D :D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Excuse me I've fallen and I can't reach my dick! :D

[RiverKitty]

norcal spectra:
RK, it wasn't you a said it came from...maybe some guy that pissed you off.. :D ouch! Well I know I'm safe there! This place hasn't seen a real man in it since I moved here over 1 1/2 years ago!!! :rolleyes: Maybe that's the problem, men in Kingman don't have dicks??? :confused: And/or have been replaced by shower plumbing products! :D :p

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

RiverKitty:
norcal spectra:
RK, it wasn't you a said it came from...maybe some guy that pissed you off.. :D ouch! Well I know I'm safe there! This place hasn't seen a real man in it since I moved here over 1 1/2 years ago!!! :rolleyes: Maybe that's the problem, men in Kingman don't have dicks??? :confused: And/or have been replaced by shower plumbing products! :D :p I agree riverkitty i am a plumber with my husband and he always said " woman shouldn't be plumbers there are too many toys." :D :D

[RiverKitty]

Beautiful Noise:
Well it's better than being Pissed on :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :D
Steve Not necessarily! devil

[Beautiful Noise]

RiverKitty
Not necessarily! devil [/QB]Hmmmmmmm..............Nevermind :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Steve

[RiverKitty]

MRS FLYIN VEE:
I agree riverkitty i am a plumber with my husband and he always said " woman shouldn't be plumbers there are too many toys." :D :D Alas! Someone else who agrees with me!!! Hey Mrs. Flyin Vee...your all right in my book!!! :D wink

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Well thank you. We have to stick together. or else we get in trouble by the guys who are thin skinned!! :D :D

[Beautiful Noise]

RiverKitty:
your all right in my book!!! D wink [/QB]Since you live in Kingman it must be the Little black Book with all the Cob Web's :D :D :D
Steve

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

your right! It's a BIG black book now. :D :D

[Beautiful Noise]

I bet it's just full of Pic's of Mr.Showerhead wink :D
Steve

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

I don't know there are some pretty big shower heads in my line of work!!!!!! :)

[Beautiful Noise]

Water Saver's I bet smile_sp smile_sp
Steve

[RiverKitty]

MRS FLYIN VEE:
I don't know there are some pretty big shower heads in my line of work!!!!!! :) Hmmm...do you have a catalog??? LMAO!!! :D
(Ok, we're getting a little off track here!) :p

[Rod-64]

Just another notch for this EFFIN town..........Now I REALLY don't mind sending this months Sparkletts bottled water check out!! eek!
[ June 26, 2003, 01:58 AM: Message edited by: Rod-64 ]

[Rexone]

Rod-64:
Just another notch for this EFFIN town..........Now I REALLY don't mind sending this months Sparkletts bottled water check out!! eek! Makes "contaminate free" take on a whole new meaning frown

[sorry dog]

Even without the muffin monster I'm surprised it made it that far, but then again I bet it started out as the whole gong. Most pumps will only pass 3-4" solids. Any bigger than that and the pump impeller would either chew it up or lock up. After the bar screen usually the first part of a treatment plant is the digester and after an hour in that it would just look like another floating turd. So that is one lucky dick.
On a side note: if you pick the right manhole, the sewer system is a great place for body disposal. We recently installed some of these at a lift station for a couple of 24" influent pipes.
http://www.jwce.com/products/images/CDD.jpg
They'll make mince meat of anything sort of steel or iron.

[Boozer]

sorry dog:
Even without the muffin monster I'm surprised it made it that far, but then again I bet it started out as the whole gong. Most pumps will only pass 3-4" solids. Any bigger than that and the pump impeller would either chew it up or lock up. After the bar screen usually the first part of a treatment plant is the digester and after an hour in that it would just look like another floating turd. So that is one lucky dick.
On a side note: if you pick the right manhole, the sewer system is a great place for body disposal. We recently installed some of these at a lift station for a couple of 24" influent pipes.
http://www.jwce.com/products/images/CDD.jpg
They'll make mince meat of anything sort of steel or iron. And what manholes would I need to use to take advantage of your new installation??? My Closet is starting to stink.
:D :p :D : :p :D

[sorry dog]

Basically, you will want to find a large lift station (most have a large generator building and a muffin monster like the one pictured). Go outside the fenced area and find the first manhole and pop the lid. Look for large pipe openings (around 20" or greater should do) and lots of flow.

[Blown 472]

Jesus, three inches flacid?? Blown "feeling really short" 472

[Mrs. WetDream]

Ya, but the man that lost it. Do you think he would come forward and claim it? Hay, mabie the hit man did it, who knows. Some one might of been messing with the wife like in the movie "Unfaithfull".
[ June 26, 2003, 09:12 AM: Message edited by: Mrs. WetDream ]

[Chase]

RiverKitty:
norcal spectra:
RK, better get that drain cover fixed in your shower :D Norcal, if I remember correctly, I NEVER had a penis!!! :p Besides, IF I did have a *unit*, I think I'd notice it was MIA!!! How long do you think it will take before this guy notices his *unit* is missing??? eek! How does a guy mis-place his unit and not notice??? Maybe he still has a severe hangover from the OP6C party and just hasn't realized it yet!!! LMAO!!!
By the way BN, Mr. S.H. is quite healthy and in tact! ;o) Whew! :D RK, you make me laugh, just with the way you used the term "unit"

[ROZ]

My bamitsfah was up there a week ago....I know, a little late....That small piece must have been my foreskin :cool:

[RiverKitty]

I was telling my Bartender the story of the unidentified unit today and he is convinced that whomever was (past tense) attached to the other end of it is ...well, how shall I put this, DEAD! I mean, there is a good possibility that he could be alive...but don't you think he would have went to a hospital or contacted the police by now??? It will be interesting to see if they ever solve the mystery of "The Missing Unit"! eek!

[Ziggy]

RiverKitty:
I was telling my Bartender the story of the unidentified unit today and he is convinced that whomever was (past tense) attached to the other end of it is ...well, how shall I put this, DEAD! I mean, there is a good possibility that he could be alive...but don't you think he would have went to a hospital or contacted the police by now??? It will be interesting to see if they ever solve the mystery of "The Missing Unit"! eek! This is what I was wondering---wouldn't someone have a clue to who it supposed to belong to...Or maybe it was a porno star who needed a little reduction??? A little more than bizzarre eek! :confused:

[miller19j]

RiverKitty:
Mohave County sheriff deputies and Kingman police detectives are investigating the discovery to see if foul play is involved, MCSO spokesman Jarrod Lyman said. Ahhhh…..You think there might be some foul play involved? :rolleyes:

[RiverKitty]

miller19j:
RiverKitty:
Mohave County sheriff deputies and Kingman police detectives are investigating the discovery to see if foul play is involved, MCSO spokesman Jarrod Lyman said. Ahhhh…..You think there might be some foul play involved? :rolleyes: LMAO! Really!? Ya Think???!!!
................................................ jawdrop
Guess it could always be Roz's forskin, eh??? :D