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[Mrs. RiverDave]

Hey so whats the big deal with this site and the forum chat? My new boyfriend was talking all this shit about the site and how he is the king with 10,000 post or something? Shit he only laid me twice last night and then goes to the river without me?
He said this is the way it's going to be Beatch, so theres the remote for the TV and lock the door when you leave, and I'll see you when I get back.
So that means he's my boyfriend now right?
I hope he doesn't get mad that I'm on his computer in his pad in Carlsbad, while he is at the river fixing something at his dad's house.
Oh well just wanted to say Hi.
P.S. how do I get one of those picture things like that Mrs. Scuba?
MrsRD wink

[HavasuBarney]

Let me be the first....
BULLSHIT

[Mrs. RiverDave]

Would you say Bullshit if RD paid me some cash to do it? :confused: eek!
Come on Barney he said your one cool MOFO wink
MrsRD :)

[Jetdriver]

RD couldnt get it up long enough to lay you twice! Well thats how I hear it!

[Up 4 River]

That is the funniest shit I heard all day. I'll tell him you send your love when I see him out at Parker tomorrow.

[N:ck]

What did he say about me? :p

[boatnam2]

be careful letting him go to the river by himself laquesha i mean mrs rd.

[HOSS]

Ah yes,,,Laquesha. RD`s nubian princess.

[boatnam2]

hoss i was wondering what he meant when he said blacker the berry sweeter the juice!

[Mrs. RiverDave]

RD couldnt get it up long enough to lay you twice! Well thats how I hear it! OK so I lied a little. :rolleyes:
He watched me knock it out twice solo and still couldn't get it up. :D :D
Man now I know what they meant, that RD needs two chicks, eek! so they could have sex with each other, so at least they get off. eek!
MrsRD :cool:

[Up 4 River]

Boatnam2,
I thought it was the older the berry the sweeter the juice? :D

[boatnam2]

so miss rd know its early in this beautiful relationship but has rd got a pic of you yet that maybe you could post?

[boatnam2]

i knew it was something like that u4r.

[Squeezing Spectra]

Ok Dave go take the dress off and sign back on as yourself and we all migh be able to overlook this little cross dressing issue. jawdrop Bruce

[Mandelon]

I knew you had to do something like this....I may even have to take credit!!!
Too Funny!

[Mrs. RiverDave]

Sorry to dissapoint the peanut gallery, but that ain't me. Tell ya what though, if "it" is claiming to be my wife, it better hop skippity it's ass over here and do the dishes otherwise there's going to be one more occupied bed at the battered womens shelter. You know that pisses me of RD!
You spend all that money on an escort service eek! than you talk shit about our service, :mad: we get paid for sex :D not the freakin dishes. :mad:
Have a good time at the river. wink
He is paying me to get his new screen name post count up. wink
He decided that he will only post the 10,000 post we he wants to, :rolleyes: sounds like RD! :rolleyes:

[JetBoatRich]

Looks like split personalities to me :confused:

[Essex502]

Sounds like a he-she waiting for a sex change.

[Mrs. RiverDave]

RD said make sure I use more than three words in a post, and to tell it like it is! wink
He is so smart my RD wink
Mrs.RD :)

[riverliver]

Mrs.RD
What do you think about drinking while driving a boat ??????? eek! eek! LMAO

[Mrs. RiverDave]

Mrs.RD
What do you think about drinking while driving a boat ??????? LMAO Well I like to drink :D so I thinks it's cool, as long as you don't run any one over eek! and you can drive really good. :rolleyes:
Doesn't everyone drink at the river :rolleyes: and drive? :confused:
I better call RD and ask him what he thinks. eek!
Mrs.RD :)

[Sand Dawg]

I'm not sure who to give the 5'er to..RD for getting it up twice last night or Mrs. RD for knocking it out twice on her own???????

[Windy]

Hey Girl...welcome to the boards :D
[ August 01, 2003, 08:10 AM: Message edited by: MissHBjet ]

[miller19j]

Mrs RiverDave,
You can have him! When he lived with me all he did is eat Pot Pies, drink all my Beer, and Tag along on European Vacations. :D