Man's Perfect Breakfast

[Essex502]

The perfect breakfast.......as a man sees it...
You're sitting at the table and your son is on the cover of Wheaties, your mistress is on the cover of Playboy and your wife is on the back of the milk carton.

[beached 1]

...and the worst breakfast would be your Daughter on the cover of Playboy, your son on the cover of an International Male catalog, and your wife is pouring you a bowl of Weaties.
:D

[spectratoad]

Here is a prayer for breakfast.
FEMALE PRAYER:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks.
When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
And knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempt to hit on my friend. Amen.
MALE PRAYER:
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge boobs, who owns a liquor store. Amen.

[FMluvswater]

spectratoad:
Here is a prayer for breakfast.
FEMALE PRAYER:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks.
When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
And knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempt to hit on my friend. Amen.
MALE PRAYER:
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge boobs, who owns a liquor store. Amen. Man spectratoad you nailed that one!! LMFAO!! http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/cwm/cwm3d/3dbiggrin3.gif

[eliminatedsprinter]

Whats the old joke about a womans favorite animals?
A mink in the closet, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bed, and a jack ass to pay for it all.