Is Topless a bitch?

[SAMMIJO]

Just want to know.

[hoolign]

what's wrong here,kitten got claws?

[SAMMIJO]

hoolign:
what's wrong here,kitten got claws? I am ready to fight grrrrrrr

[topless]

hoolign:
what's wrong here,kitten got claws? HMMMMM...I have fangs and can use them. (I'm sure most of you have seen it done)

[Tom Brown]

I don't care much for a Topless bashing thread. I feel powerless around her and there's something wonderfully erotic about that.
Hey, I've got to go and work on photochopping a whip and some black leather boots into pictures of Topless...

[SAMMIJO]

topless:
hoolign:
what's wrong here,kitten got claws? HMMMMM...I have fangs and can use them. (I'm sure most of you have seen it done) bring it on !!!!!

[SAMMIJO]

hi tom ......I am mad at Topless
You do not need to bash ......just watch!

[Tom Brown]

A cat fight? :)
Give me a minute to break out a fresh box of Kleenex.

[SAMMIJO]

Tom Brown:
A cat fight? :)
Give me a minute to break out a fresh box of Kleenex. go get it fast .........cuz Its hot in here ....lets take off all are clothes

[Tom Brown]

The correct fighting attire is five inch pumps and a strap on.

[RiverKitty]

Tom Brown:
A cat fight? :)
Give me a minute to break out a fresh box of Kleenex. Errr...leave the "Kitty" out of this one!!!
....pass the popcorn please! :D
This should be good! ;o)

[HighRoller]

Well,is that better or worse than her being a"BEEYOTCH"???

[HighRoller]

RK,you want butter on it?

[Tom Brown]

Come on, I'm the only one voted that Topless isn't a bitch. Did Topless vote against herself? WTF?

[RiverKitty]

HighRoller:
RK,you want butter on it? ...please! Pass me a beer while your at it! :D

[HighRoller]

okay,all I have is draft.Hope you don't mind some head with your beer.

[HighRoller]

Errrr......wait a sec...that didn't cum out right...

[HighRoller]

oops I mean come out right

[RiverKitty]

Sounds like my kinda beer! ;o)
Ok now, where'd they go???

[HighRoller]

*pouring beer*UH OH,this stuff is kinda foamy.Damn,that's more head than I've had in a month!!!

[HighRoller]

HELLLPP RK!!!!The white stuff is coming out the top...you need to suck it up before it spills!!

[HighRoller]

Dammit!!!!That sounded bad too.... jawdrop

[Tom Brown]

The only thing this fight is missing is... a couple of combatants.

[SAMMIJO]

RiverKitty:
Tom Brown:
A cat fight? :)
Give me a minute to break out a fresh box of Kleenex. Errr...leave the "Kitty" out of this one!!!
....pass the popcorn please! :D
This should be good! ;o) blah blah blah

[Tom Brown]

Yeah! Now we're getting somewhere. :D :D :D
Sammi, you should put that in your signature. That is some funny shit. :D
[ May 06, 2003, 12:37 AM: Message edited by: Tom Brown ]

[HighRoller]

That's all I see when she posts."blah blah blah bitch blah blah shutup bitch blah blah you suck"

[Tom Brown]

Hey Sammi, if you shoot me Topless' password I'll do my best to hold up the other end of this fight.

[RiverKitty]

Tom Brown:
Yeah! Now we're getting somewhere. :D :D :D
Sammi, you should put that in your signature. That is some funny shit. :D Ya Tom, your just sayin' that cause you know she'll go down on you in a N.Y. second.....well, then again, she'd go down on anyone in a N.Y. second!

[HighRoller]

Hey Tom keep goin you're gettin damn close to 2K posts

[HighRoller]

RK,I heard she's had so much practice at it she can suck a basketball through a straw!!!!

[RiverKitty]

SAMMIJO:
blah blah blah Oh ya, forgot you have a *limited* vocabulary!
Ok SammiBlowJob, this is not *our* fight....remember???
Where the hell did Topless go???

[SAMMIJO]

Tom Brown:
Yeah! Now we're getting somewhere. :D :D :D
Sammi, you should put that in your signature. That is some funny shit. :D blah blah blah
:D :D :D

[SAMMIJO]

RiverKitty:
SAMMIJO:
blah blah blah Oh ya, forgot you have a *limited* vocabulary!
Ok SammiBlowJob, this is not *our* fight....remember???
Where the hell did Topless go??? blah blah blah

[SAMMIJO]

oh and by the way *blah*

[Tom Brown]

That's art, Sammi. Art. :D
LMAO!

[RiverKitty]

SAMMIJO:
blah blah blah More like.... "blow, blow, blow"...(you forgot again)

[HighRoller]

No,that's what it sounds like when you can't swallow it"BLAH BLAH BLAH"

[HighRoller]

either that or she's playing"ventriloquist",where some guy has it stuck so far up there he can move her lips from inside!!!!!

[Tom Brown]

Is it an insult to call a woman a blow job queen? If someone were to call me a cunnilingus king, I would wear that as a badge of honor. Actually, I like to think I'm pretty good and there are few things I enjoy more.
The chicks I've hung out with don't seem to enjoy blow jobs. They wish they did and they want to do it but they just don't like it. I would think a blowjob queen would be a rare and gifted woman.
[ May 06, 2003, 12:58 AM: Message edited by: Tom Brown ]

[topless]

RiverKitty:
SAMMIJO:
blah blah blah Oh ya, forgot you have a *limited* vocabulary!
Ok SammiBlowJob, this is not *our* fight....remember???
Where the hell did Topless go??? *our* fight???What the hell is up with the *stars* arounds your *words*? Go take a shower. It seems thats all you want to do anyway. That and *trying* to turn guys *on* *Go* to your *husband* the *showerhead* and leave me the ***** alone* You bore me.

[RiverKitty]

Tom Brown:
Is it an insult to call a woman a blow job queen? If someone were to call me a cunnilingus king, I would wear that as a badge of honor. Actually, I like to think I'm pretty good and there are few things I enjoy more.
The chicks I've hung out with don't seem to enjoy blow jobs. They wish they did and they want to do it but they just don't. I would think a blowjob queen would be a rare and gifted woman. Well, "There ya go!!!"
Your "dream cum true"!!!
You go BOY!!! She's *all* yours...and a few others!!!
The grand prize.... SammiBlowJob Queen!!!
Woo Hoo!!! :D

[Tom Brown]

RiverKitty:
You go BOY!!! She's *all* yours...and a few others!!!
The grand prize.... SammiBlowJob Queen!!!
Woo Hoo!!! :D Yeah, but what about this south African? Can I have him too? :D
(where's HOSS when I'm working the gay material? :D )
[ May 06, 2003, 01:05 AM: Message edited by: Tom Brown ]

[HighRoller]

???

[RiverKitty]

Tom Brown:
Yeah, but what about this south African? Can I have him too? :D
(where's HOSS when I'm working the gay material? :D ) You bet!!!
We'll throw him in for ya!
Like "icing on the cake"!!! :D
Your a *lucky* man Tom!

[SAMMIJO]

RiverKitty:
SAMMIJO:
blah blah blah More like.... "blow, blow, blow"...(you forgot again) only you would know!!!blow kitty blow

[HighRoller]

NO we didn't just take a turn onto that road,did we?The"Hershey highway?"

[RiverKitty]

SAMMIJO:
]only you would know!!!blow kitty blow Nope, you got it wrong *again*!!!
I do Mr. Showerhead and your the SammiBlowJob Queen!
Remember, Tom's prize!
Heck, even Topless remembers that much!
A basketball thru a straw???
You should be *proud* of yourself!!
[ May 06, 2003, 01:13 AM: Message edited by: RiverKitty ]

[Tom Brown]

HR, I don't know what highway we're on but it's hotter than hell and we're at the side of the road with steam pouring from the front of the car. This thread looks to be a non starter... as far as it's original intent, anyway.

[RiverKitty]

Tom Brown:
HR, I don't know what highway we're on but it's hotter than hell and we're at the side of the road with steam pouring from the front of the car. This thread looks to be a non starter... as far as it's original intent, anyway. Exactly!
SammmiBlowJob starts shit with Topless then Topless jumps my ass!
What's up with that???

[Tom Brown]

Am I missing something here? What's wrong with a woman giving a blowjob? For that matter, what's wrong with a woman enjoying herself in the shower?
Here is my view on life:
Orgasms are good.
-- Tom

[HighRoller]

No shyt Tom,but at least Sammi hit the magic number 69!!!!!!Unfortunately she was between RK and me when she did!!!!Guess she likes bein the meat in the sandwich!!!

[Tom Brown]

RiverKitty:
SammmiBlowJob starts shit with Topless then Topless jumps my ass!
What's up with that??? Isn't it obvious? RK, I think you're the only one who doesn't see it. Topless likes you.

[SAMMIJO]

HighRoller:
That's all I see when she posts."blah blah blah bitch blah blah shutup bitch blah blah you suck" blah blah dick blah you have little balls if thats all you can cum....opps come up with

[HighRoller]

By the way,I've seen RK in person and I've been wishing to be reincarnated as a showerhead ever since!!!!

[RiverKitty]

Tom Brown:
Am I missing something here? What's wrong with a woman giving a blowjob? For that matter, what's wrong with a woman enjoying herself in the shower?
Here is my view on life:
Orgasms are good.
-- Tom I *completely* agree!!! :D
On *that* note...I'm outta here!
Cheers ~RK :D

[Tom Brown]

Good night RiverKitty. :)

[RiverKitty]

Tom Brown:
Good night RiverKitty. :) Night Tomster!
You guys have fun!!!
Cheers ~RK :D

[SAMMIJO]

I think ms R P***Y...I mean R kitty is just jealous cuz she only has a showerhead to play with .....we should give her some cat nip and cat toys to play with ....she is a very sad pussy!

[topless]

RiverKitty:
Tom Brown:
Good night RiverKitty. :) Night Tomster!
You guys have fun!!!
Cheers ~RK :D Thank God you're gone Cat Litter. You smell like you need changing anyway. You started something with me a while back that you don't seem smart enough to finish. So don't try and jump in now with your inuendos and think your hot shit with the *stars* around your *key* words because it only makes you look dumber than you are. Go take a *shower* alone.......again.

[SAMMIJO]

HighRoller:
By the way,I've seen RK in person and I've been wishing to be reincarnated as a showerhead ever since!!!! Get a real life!
Can't you please a women as yourself? Do you need to be a hardware appliance to satisfy a female ?

[Tom Brown]

SAMMIJO:
Do you need to be a hardware appliance to satisfy a female ? I do. At least, with some chicks.
Without a bionic dink, there are going to be times when a man needs a little help.

[topless]

As for you little miss blowjob, go check on the sleeping African . I did teach you how to start shit but you take it a little far so,,,,,Next time watch your ass.

[SAMMIJO]

Tom Brown:
SAMMIJO:
Do you need to be a hardware appliance to satisfy a female ? I do. At least, with some chicks.
Without a bionic dink, there are going to be times when a man needs a little help. Well tom let me tell you ...... You are missing out on a real women ......I would never take a subsitute .... I need all dick not toys. :D :D

[SAMMIJO]

topless:
As for you little miss blowjob, go check on the sleeping African . I did teach you how to start shit but you take it a little far so,,,,,Next time watch your ass. ok toothless at least I have a man to check on! :D

[Tom Brown]

I think most chicks appreciate the variety, Sammi. I like to have the power equipment handy so when my woman is in a nasty ass mood, I can get the job done regardless of my own abilities as a man.
When a chick turns dark, the man better be able to bring her to orgasm like Zeus throwing thunderbolts down from the heavens. No orgasm is big trouble for daddy when mommy is weepy.

[topless]

Toothless??? Seems you have been spending alot of time *lurking* on the past posts while *Mr. Blowjob* sleeps or whatever he does. If you were truely a wise woman, and kept him *satisfied*, you would no longer have to worry about what I was doing now would you? Blah blah blah

[SAMMIJO]

Tom Brown:
I think most chicks appreciate the variety, Sammi. I like to have the power equipment handy so when my woman is in a nasty ass mood, I can get the job done regardless of my own abilities as a man.
When a chick turns dark, the man better be able to bring her to orgasm like Zeus throwing thunderbolts down from the heavens. No orgasm is big trouble for daddy when mommy is weepy. The good thing about my husband ...he can do all kinds of tricks with is dick ....I desire nothing more...I need no french ticklers I need nothing but his wonderful penis ......I am so satisfied!

[Tom Brown]

SAMMIJO:
...he can do all kinds of tricks with is dick ....I desire nothing more...I need no french ticklers I need nothing but his wonderful penis ......I am so satisfied! Bringing a woman to orgasm isn't always for the woman. It can be for the man. Sometimes it's required to restore the chick's ability to reason. At times like that, it can take a rotary hammer to get the job done.

[SAMMIJO]

topless:
Toothless??? Seems you have been spending alot of time *lurking* on the past posts while *Mr. Blowjob* sleeps or whatever he does. If you were truely a wise woman, and kept him *satisfied*, you would no longer have to worry about what I was doing now would you? Blah blah blah Hey trailer trash toothless ...get a life!
why don't you go to match dot com you might find a better chance there .....Or is it you and Ms. RK are wanting to experiment?

[topless]

Is that why you are still awake? I seem to recall the best sex made me pass out from exhaustion.

[Tom Brown]

topless:
I seem to recall the best sex made me pass out from exhaustion. ... been there. Passing out on top of someone is almost like snuggling.

[SAMMIJO]

Tom Brown:
SAMMIJO:
...he can do all kinds of tricks with is dick ....I desire nothing more...I need no french ticklers I need nothing but his wonderful penis ......I am so satisfied! Bringing a woman to orgasm isn't always for the woman. It can be for the man. Sometimes it's required to restore the chick's ability to reason. At times like that, it can take a rotary hammer to get the job done. lol!!! you have such an imagination! :D
:D :D :D :D :D :D

[topless]

You must like Cat litter. I should suggest the clumping kind. (easier to clean out of the stinky box)

[Tom Brown]

Have either of you chicks ever gone home for a nooner and then returned to work after lunch late and ripe with the smell of sex?
[ May 06, 2003, 02:03 AM: Message edited by: Tom Brown ]

[topless]

Helll yes........ but that was a while ago Tom you live too far away now. wink

[SAMMIJO]

Tom Brown:
Have either of you chicks ever gone home for a nooner and then returned to work after lunch late and ripe with the smell of sex? many times ....how about you Topless?

[SAMMIJO]

going to bed now nite nite ........blah blah blah

[topless]

The sad thing is, Sammijo only knows about noon sex from what I've told her.

[SAMMIJO]

oh by the way Topless looks like ......you a bitch
.......and by the way I love just the way you are :D :D

[Tom Brown]

topless:
Helll yes........ but that was a while ago Tom you live too far away now. wink Isn't it great when you're so crazy in love with someone that you end up having fabulous sex often and at inappropriate times. Often times you end up late for appointments and pungent with sex odor. It's a little embarrassing but you don't even consider backing off on the sex.
Oh yeah. :cool:
[ May 06, 2003, 02:13 AM: Message edited by: Tom Brown ]

[SAMMIJO]

topless:
The sad thing is, Sammijo only knows about noon sex from what I've told her. you have told me nothing of noon sex .....only butt sex ....and by the way ....thanks

[topless]

cry Missing Tom cry

[SAMMIJO]

**** how is it I still have the highist rating ....I am a 1 star " first class"
God I'm good!!!! :D

[topless]

SAMMIJO:
**** how is it I still have the highist rating ....I am a 1 star " first class"
God I'm good!!!! :D Cuz I taught you how to be a bigger bitch than me....congrats!!! ( I still hate you)

[Tom Brown]

You know... I've been way too punctual for far too long. frown

[Tom Brown]

topless:
cry Missing Tom cry I'm here. frown

[topless]

Going to bed now Lover boy Tom, I'll be dreaming. wink

[topless]

Of You :p

[Rocket2003]

I don't think so!

[Blown 472]

Is topless a bitch?? who in the **** cares??? is sammijo as dfc?? maybe.

[Mandelon]

Ahhhhh, the notable and quotable Tom Brown. Those posts were in top form there Mr B. I can't figure out which one to steal for my sig line..... :D :D :D

[HOSS]

So riverkitty, what`s up with baggin` on me?
What the hell is all this talk of an African? eek!

[spectratoad]

The pointless threads are always an entertaining twist to the morning.
By the way Topless, My wife always says that, "If I have gotten you to the point that you think I am a bitch then I have done my job." So by looking at the poll results you are doing your job. I don't always agree with the way you bag on people but hey, who cares what I think. wink Topless, go forth and prosper! :D
[ May 06, 2003, 08:26 AM: Message edited by: spectratoad ]

[Ms. AquaBoogie1]

RiverDave:
You guys start some of the dumbest threads. You tell people to get a life, but you come here to fight on the internet.
Here's the real question. Why are you mad at topless? Or is this just another effort to get some attention?
RD you said it RiverDave.....Attention! And their gettin' it.

[Frosty_pop]

Somehow this thread has "trap" written all over it. There is no way the two ***** Sisters can be going at it....... I think it's just an act to bring some drama back.

[Frosty_pop]

The real SammiJo......
http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/picturejokes/8714.jpg

[Frosty_pop]

[ May 14, 2003, 06:33 PM: Message edited by: Frosty_pop ]

[HCS]

I wandered what brought this back!
Sorry your right. frown
[ May 14, 2003, 06:53 PM: Message edited by: HARDCORE-SKI ]

[topless]

HARDCORE-SKI:
I wandered what brought this back!
So she's a topless pig? eek! Leave my name out of this. No, Sammijo is NOT a pig. I thought this topic died already. :confused:

[HCS]

topless:
HARDCORE-SKI:
I wandered what brought this back!
Sorry your right. eek! Leave my name out of this. No, Sammijo is NOT a pig. I thought this topic died already. :confused: I retract.