I'm bored

[Tom Brown]

http://www.CarlsonSpeed.com/~tombrown/QuickLink/cheese1.jpg

[Jordy]

Trying to stop the effects of the gigantic bran muffins? Just plug it up with a couple pounds of cheese... :D

[DickDanger]

Well, wheres the measureing tape at??? Please dont tell me the bedroom....lmao...-DD Out

[Catatonic]

Nothing like a "cutting the cheese" reference to cure the boredom.

[Sleek-Jet]

Muffins a little to much for ya?
Need a little plug-ya-up?
[ April 24, 2003, 07:49 PM: Message edited by: Sleek-Jet ]

[Rexone]

Tom that will not be good for your fast track digestion system. You should refrain from eating too much of it if you want to maintain your production schedule.

[HOSS]

2 pds. of cheddar? DO IT BRO! You can eat that. It ain`t nutin`. :D

[Tom Brown]

DickDanger:
Well, wheres the measureing tape at???It was almost 12 inches long when I started.
http://www.CarlsonSpeed.com/~tombrown/QuickLink/cheese2.jpg
[ April 24, 2003, 07:58 PM: Message edited by: Tom Brown ]

[DickDanger]

Its like when I bet my buddies that someone cant eat a cube of butter when they are drunk. I win everytime, so I say.....I bet that you cant eat all of that...heh heh. -DD Out

[Tom Brown]

Sleek-Jet:
Muffins a little to much for ya? I've been scared to sit down all day.

[Jbb]

Tom will you still be eating on that thing when I get up for work tomorrow?.... :D

[RiverToysJas]

Who cut the cheese?

[Tom Brown]

http://www.CarlsonSpeed.com/~tombrown/QuickLink/cheese4.jpg

[hoolign]

Tom i hope you realize what you could look like after eating all of that

[Tom Brown]

:confused:

[rrrr]

Homer: Mmmmm... 64 slices of American cheese. 64 (munch munch munch)... 63 (munch munch munch)
(cut to much later)
Homer: 2... (munch munch munch) ... 1 (munch munch munch)
Marge: Homer, have you been up all night eating cheese?
Homer: I think I'm blind.

[Mandelon]

Tom can you carve a 9" cheese dildo out of that? :D Maybe you can have some housewives come over and help you eat it then??? eek!

[Tom Brown]

Mandelon:
Tom can you carve a 9" cheese dildo out of that?Not any more. :(
I'm not sure I can finish this thing. It's getting to be hard work. I've already finished a pitcher of iced tea.
http://www.CarlsonSpeed.com/~tombrown/QuickLink/cheese6.jpg

[Tom Brown]

There's no way I can finish this thing. I'm going to have to stop soon. It's getting tough to swallow. It's like eating cheese flavored plastic gum.
http://www.CarlsonSpeed.com/~tombrown/QuickLink/cheese8.jpg

[sandyBAREbottom]

Nice block of cheese ....Is it longhorn or cheddar?

[Tom Brown]

sandyBAREbottom:
Nice block of cheese ....Is it longhorn or cheddar? Cheddar. Medium.

[sandyBAREbottom]

Tom Brown:
sandyBAREbottom:
Nice block of cheese ....Is it longhorn or cheddar? Cheddar. Medium. I like the really big blocks of sharp myself

[leibniz]

according to my cheese consumption graph, you're looking good to finish at ~23:25.
:D
http://www.rcgs.ca/Image/cheese.jpg

[Tom Brown]

That's ****ing beautiful, Leibniz. :D :D :D
There's no way I can finish this. I'm going to keep at it for a few more minutes and then stop. It's getting reeaaallly hard to swallow. My throat is all coated and I can't get the taste out of my mouth.
Sorry, guys. I thought I could be the big man and eat the entire block but I just can't. frown

[OutCole'd]

leibniz:
according to my cheese consumption graph, you're looking good to finish at ~23:25.
:D
http://www.rcgs.ca/Image/cheese.jpg LMAO :D

[Tom Brown]

........ must ... eat ... cheeessseee .....

[Tom Brown]

OK... uncle.
I can't do this anymore. I'm almost done my second picture of iced tea and my throat is jammed.
http://www.CarlsonSpeed.com/~tombrown/QuickLink/cheese10.jpg

[leibniz]

Yeah, good plan. According to my "Illness due to massive amounts of consumed cheese" graph, you are quickly approaching an extrememly high probabilty of losing all that cheddar.
http://www.rcgs.ca/Image/sick.jpg
[ April 24, 2003, 10:12 PM: Message edited by: leibniz ]

[DickDanger]

Here is my suggestion, take the rest of the cheese, and grind it up in the blender, with 2 tablelspoonfuls of liquid laxative. Tom, ya cant quit now buddy!!! -Dick "All about peer pressure" Out
[ April 24, 2003, 10:35 PM: Message edited by: DickDanger ]

[Tom Brown]

I wish I could be a team player DD but I'm going to be doing jumping jacks for three days to get this thing to move through my system.

[HOSS]

Tom still there this morning? Not feeling very hungry hey? How `bout a nice triple cheese omlet? I don`t think you`ll eat for 3 days. Thats gonna hurt coming out. Might consider enima. Remeber the ol saying about not fitting 7 pds. of shit in a five pd. bag? Well a 4" turd won`t fit through a 2" hole. That`s including stretch factor. But hell,,,,,,,,,,good luck.
UUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!
Breathe breath
UUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!
bleed bleed eek!

[Cole]

Welcome to the
"NEW AND IMPROVED HOATBOAT BOARDS" :)
if we cant answer a question about a brand of boat....we could surly point you in the right direction on cheese!!!! :D Cole

[superV]

HOSS:
Tom still there this morning? Not feeling very hungry hey? How `bout a nice triple cheese omlet? I don`t think you`ll eat for 3 days. Thats gonna hurt coming out. Might consider enima. Remeber the ol saying about not fitting 7 pds. of shit in a five pd. bag? Well a 4" turd won`t fit through a 2" hole. That`s including stretch factor. But hell,,,,,,,,,,good luck.
UUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!
Breathe breath
UUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!
bleed bleed eek! LOL!

[snappertapper]

out of curiosity does anyone here think they could drink a gallon of whole milk in one hour?

[Danhercules]

This has beed the best thing on the boards since I have been here. I am laughing aloud by myself!!!
How many crackers did that take?? I feel sorry for your "john" this morn. I wonder :rolleyes: , will it glue itself back together like corn??? Take a picture so we can see!!!!
out of curiosity does anyone here think they could drink a gallon of whole milk in one hour? Accually, I have, I dont recommed trying it. I was drunk though. Beer and milk with spagetti coming back up is not a good thing!!

[HOSS]

Yes to the gallon. Didn`t puke either. Not only that if you plan on doing this for money--------------hint,,,there are lactose pills. Win everytime.

[Mandelon]

I once drank a 1/2 gallon in an afternoon and couldn't crap for two days....
What is going on with Tom...are you going to try out for "Jackass II, the return of Hurl" ????

[91nordic29]

THIS IS TOOOO MUCH!!!! you guys are a crack up!! (except for maybe tom. i dont know how his crack is after the last 2 days!!) LMBO